MST3K: Body Care & Grooming

[pjgumby]

Yeah we had all sorts of creepy films like this in the early 60's in school when I grew up, and it all boiled up to what would "he think".You know what , I don't care what any male thinks anymore, I refuse to sit up at night and worry about it. Didn't buy it then, can give a crap now! They were right to make fun of this stupid creepy film on how to attract a stalker. And remember girls when you touch yourselves, some creepy guy ain't getting none! LOL

[scoobyrds]

7:32 I'm so naughty! Oh so naughty!

[Casey5693]

But I liked the girl at 3:23. I thought she looked pretty.

[whiteknightcat]

"And remember, when you touch yourself, the saints cry. Goodnight."

[Ciberya]

4:06 nuff said

[more17]

"You don't seem the type to make this guy behave like a human being" WOW!!!

[RavenOfApollo]

people were whiter back then



[Entsetzen1984]

Funny how we only recently discovered that the skin on your fingers are grooved for holding ROUGH objects.

[TheInstantClassic1]

"What you need to do is put down that book and take in some of the beauties of nature"

"Pick up a rifle!!!"

LMFAO!!!!

[GaaraxChopstickx]

"Spring.. When a young man's fancy turns to.." "UNDERPANTS!" XD I miss this show <3 THANK GAWD for netflix :)

[RaygeCayge]

"skin sucks"! HAHAHA!

[crispycritterz]

No people weren't whiter then.... just smarter.

[nanlisa]

I believe that this was made back in the 40's; when my parents were teenagers. In fact, it was the decade that my parents went from schoolkids to adulthood; just like I did back in the 70's.

[33rosyposy]

I would've loved if the narrator was standing right next to her as he said all this and she just decked him in the face.

[mcbunches]

Don't change a tyre with your face

[katefromkateandscout]

"tackling her from behind is the first step" LMAO XD

[Buriedwithdrawingpad]

@katefromkateandscout thats my favourite line XD

[BionicTurtleWizard]

Yep, that's an Indian rub alright.

Thank you doctor.

[AlicexMarilyn]

I wish I could make a man act like a human being.

[rania3830]

i wish they would show this body care video at my job. i've seen too many people walk out the stall in the bathroom while im at the sink and they leave without washing their hands.

also after meetings there are sometimes snotty tissues let on the tables.

[NotTooWellKnown]

@rania3830

Difference between good hygiene and you're a monster for having untidy hair

[ssubkitty]

lol I'm late for my Hitler youth meeting 

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

"Remember, grooming is between you and the Lord God." I LOVE YOU CROW!!!!!!

[Shalashaska8636]

'I'm late for my Hitler youth meeting!' - God I love MST3K

[Ronthepaintballdude]

no the best part about the shower is the sex!

[Cristcraeft]

don't change a tire with your face.

[rhalld]

"Body Care and Grooming, there cops!"

[MargotMilevaZ]

I actually seriously love her hair at the beginning. It's so...airy.

[dietspritezero]

@MargotMilevaZ me too!

[apo18llo]

Good grooming means being snowy white.

[pitturbanlegend]

Expressing individualism is just plain wrong! LOL

[sayalovesdiva]

Holy hell! It's the hitler youth! Run!

[Anam21muslim]

an entire day spent grooming....lol

[rapingurchurches]

showering with others makes things even better.

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Oh snap...he said she was too unattractive to be in the film LOL

[laws2218]

You're Next

[EmGloss]

But good grooming is more than clothes deep- "It's being snowy white"

[AmericanPoliceState]

Toilet articles? Is this reffering to the newspaper when doing your morning business or in some cases The Bible or War and Peace depending on what, and how much you eat last night.

[Gryljams]

Don't change a tyre with your face.

[Willowville]

3:28 Debra Jo Rupp?!?!

[Casey5693]

Crow pretty much sums up this short when he says, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"And you..."

Jezebel...

[ryanspeed]

6:27 "on Lyle Lovette" LOL!!!! 

[mamagoogoo]

Hi I'm Moisty, the spokesperson for sweat.

[AvatarYoda]

This short is really creepy. Telling girls that they're not pretty because they don't conform to strict beauty standards, telling boys that they're not acting "like a human being" (what does that even mean?) because they don't want to stare at every girl out there, and "We're trying to prove a point and you're not helping"? Talk about destroying kids' self-esteem. And they showed this to high school students? Eek.

[kingspanker18]

@AvatarYoda Welcome to the 50's lol when "good enough" wasn't good enough haha

[captainbadd]

@AvatarYoda Sounds like something an ugly person would say.

[dangerjim67]

"Out from the inkwell comes coacoa the clown"

xD

[ReiGrim]

Pick up a rifle :))

[FizzlingVette]

1:53 The backward talking... couldn't breath... laughing so hard

[wolfmanagr]

"What you need is to put down that notebook and take in some of the beauties of nature."

Crow: "Pick up a rifle."

"See what I mean?"

Crow: "The Andrew Sisters?!"

[MstGuy1]

When a young man's fancy lightly turns to...

Crow: Underpants.

[RHLIronman]

Tackling her from behind is the first step

[proud2belite]

POST MORE HALO VIDEOS

[jennigoesvegan]

"Grooming is between you and the Lord God" .....CLASSIC HAHAHA

[shadetreader]

"We just took your libido and starched & pressed it."

I'd agree this could be a Tea Party training film, something to show the kids who are learning about abstinence and creationism; on the other hand, its distinct lack of rage suggests this was actually made by gay Marxists gradually infiltrating the educational short industry-- just ask General Ripper.

[TheMrPits]

hey its the good-ol-Eisenhowery-anglosaxon­y days of yore, when if you were not the perfect mold of their type of citizen you were mush.. do they show this at the start of tea-party meetings? I'll put money on it they do.

[Victim85]

"Don't trust people. They only hurt you!"

[00madbox00]

I'm actually learning more from this video than in Science class O.O Damn skin livers..........

[MatthewsVideo]

"Those.....nose!"

"Remember - when you touch yourself, the Saints cry."

CLASSIC!

[Pennywisea]

the worst part is is that Cher is basically all she ever does now is infomercials

[Tendoking]

"One of these is nitric acid. Choose wisely." Classic line.

[ajwilson55]

An entire day spent grooming.

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Uh, excuse me I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else

Now Begone

WTH!?!?

Tackling her from behind is the first step...LMAO

It's being snowy white lol

[Darksora46]

Crow: im late for my hitler youth meeting!

Narrator: But wait a minute...

Tom: *speaking backwards*

[agentbuckwalt]

im late for my hitler youth meeting

[numanoid17]

"An entire day spent grooming"...LOL!

Danny Jimenez

aka Numanoid17

[Warhawk3451]

"There's oil in them there skins" 

[kylemonkey55]

Pick up a rifle. ROFLLLLL

[GR33NGIANTZ]

That'll keep the devil out

[toddclapp]

Skin Sux!

[lordalessan]

I'm sooo naughty! Naughty I am! LOL

[s2h53]

"I couldn't help but notice...how much you look like everyone else!"

[Potidaon]

"Grooming is between you and the Lord God."

[emzkind77]

I always try to be pretty enough to make men behave like human beings...

[Izone508]

but docter i twisted my ankle 

the hair has has a liver and a spleens?

skin sucks!

dont change a tire with your face

an entire day spent grooming

oh lets not forget these guys

[paulonthepiano]

"Those... n-nose."

[holbrooke7]

"I'm late for my Hitler youth meeting." LAWL, that line always kills me.

[rirugrat]

An entire day spent grooming.

[downtownford]

'they should distribute this film in seattle where the grunge look is so popular' lol

[Theburn77]

i love how their so condescending to her at the beginning.

[jewfy2u]

Expressing individualism is just plain wrong!

[needles1987]

I like her hair.

[LightDeoxys]

"When a young man's fancy lightly turns to..."

Crow: Underpants!

"What you need is to put down that notebook and take in some of the beauties of nature."

Crow: Pick up a rifle!

[drivingmebatty]

"Wait, the hair has a liver and a spleen?"

lol

[leskamilla3]

She's so naughty, so naughty she is.

[betterthanyification]

Like it? I LOVE it.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

It was the cleanest of times, it was the dirtiest of times.

And find new ways to shame her!

"Wait a minute, young lady. How did you get into this picture?"

My agent booked me!

Look at that sidewalk!

[funnystuff1284]

one of these is nitrick acid, chose wisely lol

[fatdogtavern]

Pretty women were so homely back then!

[churroskickass]

"those.... nose..."

[KuriRobot]

"excuse me, i couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else!" xDDDD

[JFLD8]

i'm so naughty, naughty i am!

[86laf]

You have to love how at 3.25 the narrator was pretty much calling that girl a whore.

These old shorts made for great riffing material.

[melissaPenguinloverr]

Skin sucks.

[losermilkshake10]

remember, when you touch yourself, the saints cry. goodnight!

XD

[LunaCatXD]

we just took your libido and starched and pressed it

[bullza001rocka]

y'ahh know, people were whiter back then! well bite me!

[helbers]

There that will keep the devil out!

[blazingeagle308]

That narrator was a prick.

[sanjuuroku36]

"Ten years later... THIS MARRIAGE IS SUFFOCATING ME!!!"  hahaha! XD

[lonelysith66]

@sanjuuroku36 Makes you think, huh?

LOL XD

[lonelysith66]

The Psycho Theme never gets old!

LOL XD

[unclealbert72]

Love it!

I've about worn out my VHS copies from Comedy Central.

Thanks for posting.

Long live MST!

[lonelysith66]

@unclealbert72 "I've about worn out my VHS copies from Comedy Central."

We all did, Honey, we all did.

LOL XD