Hilarious Death

[snombieslayer]

lol awsome video ! oh and i haves to say you look like a magician :D

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@snombieslayer Bahaha, you have no idea how much that made me laugh! I must say, you're the first to put it that way and now I can't UNsee it. :P

Anywho, I'm glad you liked the video!

[snombieslayer]

@HandfulOfMinutes ahh yay :D

thanks for comnting back !! im glad i made you laugh ^-^

[popsicleptik]

The graphic is just...brilliant.

Fantasy hilarious death, hm. Being killed by anything that I just said wouldn't kill me would suffice.

Love your videos :)

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@popsicleptik Ah yes, the old "Certainly a piano would never fall on me *squish*" maneuver.

Thanks for the kind words, they're always welcome!

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@hollymaefitzpatrick I know it's sort of a cliché, but now that you've highlighted it for me I can't help feeling it'd make a good band name!

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@RobWillieJesse Also, it occurs to me that you want to die at the hands of The Joker! IN-TERESTING

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@RobWillieJesse Well....though his death wasn't funny, there has been ALOT of speculation about the death of Andy Kaufmann being one of his strange, elaborate performance pieces....

[garnelaf]

My death fantasy involves watching in a handful of minutes on repeat and forgetting to eat.

Mon nez est brun.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@garnelaf LOCAL WEBSHOW HOST ARRESTED DUE TO INSPIRING STRANGE DEATH CULT

QUOTED AS SAYING HE "HAD OPINIONS"

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Lemonzist That....that Mister Men book didn't sell so well...

[NotWinter]

I Just love the weirdness of this show.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@NotWinter We do what we can!

[hexachordal]

This is the hilariousest you guys.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@hexachordal Thanks Tom! I will try to make the next episode even more hilariousiousiousiouserererern­st.

Language, it's flexible! (BUT NOT THAT WAY NOT REALLY)

[stephda11]

this would be a lot funnier if you didn't look and sound like you're reading off a teleprompter

[asimplecadence]

Sorry : )

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@asimplecadence I feel like there's a sentence missing! What are you apologizing for?

[asimplecadence]

@HandfulOfMinutes Nothing, I was just liking your Canadian accent.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@asimplecadence OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see!

[lookdownimthere]

favorite video since I've joined on :))

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@lookdownimthere Awesome, thank you!

[Spiffet]

You say sorry different than I say sorry. But your way of saying sorry makes way more phoenetic sense than the way I saw sorry. Stupid Americans.

I think the subject of this video is pretty perfect for your channel.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Spiffet You say po-tah-to, I say po-tay-to....I wouldn't stress.

The worst is when my parents visit and my pronunciation leaps back and forth between British and Canadian like crazy...

[niftyfiftylives]

Pretty hilarious. But they don’t always have to be planned to be funny.  But most of them seem like they were planned to be...

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@niftyfiftylives That's the best part eh? I think Plantagenet was just trying to get the most pleasure he could out of a horrible situation but damn if it doesn't seem believable that he could have been thinking about how funny it'd be...

[MZB1993]

Ok proper comment: I love hilarious deaths. I've spent many an evening reading about winners of the darwin award (people who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it)

Also, you passed me in subscribers. YAY! There's no bitterness here, you deserve far more anyway :D

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@MZB1993 Aw shucks, thanks!

I like the Darwin awards too....I wish I could remember the name, but I swear there is a website (probably Snopes dot com) that looks into which Darwin awards are real and which were just colorful stories that should have been better fact-checked. It's surprising to see which are real and which aren't!

[Vita1892]

Just got mentionned in a Handful of Minutes video, my life is now complete :D

I mean, I look really awkward in the video lol, but it's still really awesome of you to have included it. I'm just sad we didn't get the footage of the three-way handshake.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Vita1892 YOU CAN DIE NOW (Please don't die!)

We all look awkward...an yeah, it's a shame Joe's pal became drunk on THE ZOOM OPTION but whatever, that only means that the three-way handshake is *just for us three*.

[Vita1892]

@HandfulOfMinutes No worries, I've no intention to die ;) I'm just coming to terms to the fact that my Facebook status will probably never again be as amazing as it was the day this video was released...

Btw, sorry I never sent you the me-wearing-the-t-shirt picture, I kinda got carried away with all my end-of-term work :\

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Vita1892 Well I'd still love to put it up on the Facebook group or in the Flikr stream I've made just for pictures of people wearing Handful shirts. By all means, it ain't too late! And yeah, no need to apologize - if there is one thing I always have sympathy for it's getting crazy busy.

[HandsomeNarrator]

@HandfulOfMinutes I never should have told him about THE ZOOM OPTION

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@HandsomeNarrator WHAT HATH YOU WROUGHT?!?

[cheesecake1monster]

is truism a word?

[Vita1892]

@cheesecake1monster Yes, it is a word. It means something that's almost too obvious to be stated.

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Vita1892 CO-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRECT

Q: Is Oliver too tired to leave decent comments and he should probably go to bed?

A: CO-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RECT

[Loreki]

I dunno, given books like the Darwin Awards this just didn't feel obscure enough for Handful. Maybe I'm just being snobby about it.

I'm definitely being snobby about the distinct feeling you mispronounced Brahe.

[Shawnmeat]

This week, "In a Handful of Minutes" staggers viewers with a terrifying reminder that nothing is safe from VENN DIAGRAMS

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@Shawnmeat If it was Swedish would it be a Svenn Diagram?

[darkgreentunic]

And when you say Equine Seduction, I couldn't help but think of Daniel Radcliffe in the play Equus. :')

[Shawnmeat]

@darkgreentunic Sadly, I must proclaim 'Ditto!!' on this one. Yes, the exclamation marks were also necessary.

[darkgreentunic]

There's a Wikipedia page on

"Toilet-related injuries and deaths"

[HandfulOfMinutes]

@darkgreentunic APPROVED.

[MZB1993]

Of course, I could just not have commented until I got back, but I didn't think of that..

Now there will be 3 comments...

[MZB1993]

Can't think straight, I'm going out to eat pizza in a bit and that's the only thing on my mind right now. I promise you a proper comment when I get back!