PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!
it's wierd i stopped the video at 0:36 and i could still hear "nice to see yo' for like 10 seconds after it, i think its hypnotic. but yeh this guy is great, i liked the video where you were teaching him the "hi ho" song from snow white.
i was thinking the same thing. some places people just have perfect teeth. I was in Malawi not too long ago and the people there are the same way. it's crazy.
Had anyone here ever play a Pc game call Original War? If not, check it out, this guy look like the ape you can tame and use it for multiple purpose in the game. But we are really doing it to real human, isnt it irony?
Brown Papper, White Papper, Stick it together sellotape! The tape of love! Brown Papper, White Papper, Stick it together sellotape! The tape of love!
ok mister im an afghan canadian raised in toronto and also a veteran of the afghan and i have witnessed everything that was in the afghan war. I am really offended u makinig fun of the afghan soldier. how would u like if i go downtown and get a english person and make him speak pashto. but i cant cuz i dnt have the luxury supported by the troops and also high tech weapons that u guys are intimitating the population with. no wonder the insergants are getting stronger and ur getting ur ass kicked
Why don't u crakers teach me English? Come to my TNT study room and lets learn. F*cking whites. These people are devils and inshallah Islam will stop them! ALLAHU AKBAR, YA USAMA!!
I guess everyone wants to learn the language of the imperialist. With the help of Allah Afghanistan will be liberated by the mujahideen and craker boys like u will go back to Alabama or whatever u all came from. I am glad I have lived in the west to know all I need to know about the white race. p.s. did u kill enough Muslims?
First, American need knowledge much more than any countries. American are the worst retarded people. American are bastard. most of them dont know their mother and their father. kermdakusset all american women.
hahaha very funny man, its good that dont make fun of him , i have seen videos with american soldiers making fun of iraqis and afghan ppl when they dont undertsan what they say
I spent my entire time in Afghanistan teaching him English. Every time he saw me, I had to stop and teach him some new words. He was a very impressive human being.
That's the real deal. And that's only one of the few times I video tapped trying to teach him english...I was teaching him english every time I ran into him...
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mirot1987 1 week ago
nice tooo see yo to!! lolz
TheMissEfronlover 2 months ago
its the only video that made me laugh on youtube ----->thank you
Livesaw2142 2 months ago
this man is a legend
USARMz 2 months ago
thanx maaan..i always come and see this video :D
keep it up ;)
cutemoody 8 months ago
annoying :p hahaha
mabraham2005 8 months ago
virimuch XDD
TheMana45 9 months ago
HIS EYS WOW ;)PASHTUN EYES
NarPashtun 9 months ago
error error error error error. see yo see yo. fun
ahmetturan10 9 months ago
that is pretty funny haha
Reconfrog66 10 months ago
This put a smile on my face. War sucks.
afgbadboii 1 year ago 6
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greylmon 1 year ago
This man is my positive idol.
RareTree 1 year ago
hahaha :D
thats hilarious! :D
NESARIFU 1 year ago
lol. what is his rank? seems high :P
SuperDwang 1 year ago
his vioce is stuck in my head
WupeViasco 1 year ago
verrrrryyyy nicee
baaangi 1 year ago
nice to evry you thanks see you
english time...........
rubizar 1 year ago
kompliment....immerhin...ein afghaner
spricht englisch---toll...weiter so......
rubizar 1 year ago
He's got good teeth :)
emolater2 1 year ago
Gahahahahhahahaa
Its so Funny .... Mashallah
Shameghazal1 2 years ago
Absolutely minted, watched and laughed many times over...get him to do some more, ha.
mattih5 2 years ago
hahahaha veryyy funnyy video
Is verry funny
nice to see yo
Luv2muchSrk 2 years ago
That's awesome. He's trying hard at least!
Malagan 2 years ago 3
hahahahhahahah so cute!!!!!!! at least he is trying!
BellydanceGiirl 2 years ago 3
LOL, Nice to see yo
milad2007halo3 2 years ago
hahahaha fucking funny man
hahahahahaha
pashtunarejews1 2 years ago
I afrishia rit
elajadi 2 years ago
it's wierd i stopped the video at 0:36 and i could still hear "nice to see yo' for like 10 seconds after it, i think its hypnotic. but yeh this guy is great, i liked the video where you were teaching him the "hi ho" song from snow white.
mobydick1337 2 years ago 8
Thanks...very hypnotic...
HistoricThirdWard 2 years ago
@mobydick1337
lool
Sr663Ka 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...THIS GUYS HILARIOUUUSSS...hoooootttiiieeeee
DemSuperitcheZz 2 years ago
He sounds Korean, probably because of the way he says "you"
PwnJuice5k 2 years ago
That made me LOL :D
jtip001 2 years ago
Mahkmad Hassan is AWESOME! He puts his life on the line (just like everyone else) and deserves the best reward he can get.
I hope he's fine out there and i'm sure he is. He is getting better at English too.
I'm adding this to my favourites!!
YoutoobSam 2 years ago 9
He cornered me all the time to help him learn a new word...
HistoricThirdWard 2 years ago
@HistoricThirdWard Please take more videos of him, I watch this video every day.
RareTree 1 year ago
LOL @ 1:15..."A fish he eat it up"
jusitke07 3 years ago 3
hhahhahahahahahha
slebebe 2 years ago
His teeth are perfect...........
andrei644 3 years ago 16
i was thinking the same thing. some places people just have perfect teeth. I was in Malawi not too long ago and the people there are the same way. it's crazy.
orcaluv 2 years ago 2
yeah! thats doing toothbrush without a toothpaste..lol
martinjom 2 years ago
Or maybe it's a miswak? =)
bashscrazy 2 years ago
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhhhgggoijhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
48aha 3 years ago
That was kind of weird...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
Had anyone here ever play a Pc game call Original War? If not, check it out, this guy look like the ape you can tame and use it for multiple purpose in the game. But we are really doing it to real human, isnt it irony?
Brown Papper, White Papper, Stick it together sellotape! The tape of love! Brown Papper, White Papper, Stick it together sellotape! The tape of love!
Singit Yah!!!
Insomaniaartist 3 years ago
he is the bigest muppet!!! i have ever seen in my entire life dickhead he is trying to say nice pussyo..
qandaharai 3 years ago
Who are you calling dickhead?
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
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qandaharai 3 years ago
Oohhh bless him. He is so keen to learn...Afghanz rule!!!
tsh22 3 years ago 2
The Lion Of Panshir!!!!!!!
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
Sheik Ahmad Massoud really did learn English from Walt Disney's ''Snow White"....That "HiHo" song works wonders.
Awesome vids - can't wait till I can watch them all.
pleasereadabook 3 years ago 2
Wait, are you talking about the LION KING OF PANSHIR??? I knew Walt Disney was funding the war against the Soviets!!!
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
Absolutely, I am. - The DLI has nothing on Disney movies.
pleasereadabook 3 years ago
I have not seen anything more creative and hysterical here on Youtube.
Jeyay Afghanistan!
RevolverOcelottt 3 years ago
I Practive da English Language Dat Parts Da Best Part
These Videos Are Awsome My War Country Is Beatuiful
daonlyoutlaw 3 years ago
Thanks a lot...He was a really cool person...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
ok mister im an afghan canadian raised in toronto and also a veteran of the afghan and i have witnessed everything that was in the afghan war. I am really offended u makinig fun of the afghan soldier. how would u like if i go downtown and get a english person and make him speak pashto. but i cant cuz i dnt have the luxury supported by the troops and also high tech weapons that u guys are intimitating the population with. no wonder the insergants are getting stronger and ur getting ur ass kicked
Ironman9100 3 years ago
So will this be the only video from my Afghan Video Diary that you will be commenting on?
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
loooooooooooool i die of laughing
Arman0089 3 years ago 2
he is smart he learns so quick....go man u can do it ......afg blood
pickygurl 3 years ago
omg he is very sweet and funny and i love the way he say(very very mach)
mach=kiss
astana20 3 years ago
Thanks for watching...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
He is soo funny and cute!..
missafglala 3 years ago 3
A really great guy...and learned english quick...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
hehe but he couldnt say (i appreciate it)
infiltratorr 3 years ago 2
hes cute
kharjaan 3 years ago 3
great comment!
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
Cool Guy! Respect!
vgjr300 3 years ago 2
thanks!
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
this just made my day...my poor afghans..they are fun..........lol..
humayoonp 3 years ago 3
Thanks for the comment!!!
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
thanx for the upload
very nice and cool vidoe
thank you once again
kungfustyler 3 years ago
Thanks a lot for watching...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
he says it too much
ESTboy123 3 years ago 7
He wouldn't let me leave...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
its not fucking funny cum to daddy(me) and ill teach ur fucking ass hot to make fun off others
say something in farsi !!! cant huh well then fuck u
beckham786 3 years ago
I would pay money to watch you type the crap you think is a form of communiction. Tashakur
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
Why don't u crakers teach me English? Come to my TNT study room and lets learn. F*cking whites. These people are devils and inshallah Islam will stop them! ALLAHU AKBAR, YA USAMA!!
gaajo99 3 years ago
Do you think you will kill off all the whites before you die?
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
LOL. ALLAH WILL DO THAT INSHALLAH!
gaajo99 3 years ago
Holy shit, dude. You really believe that?
rugermkiii 3 years ago 2
they are just having fun, you should learn how to behave, you are a disgrace to islam and muslim people, shame on you!
ajmaljoe 3 years ago
this disgrace LOL. this disgrace is this grown ass man accepting infidel rule and welcoming americans! shame on u if u call this fun.
gaajo99 3 years ago
The funny part is that you were never there with me everyday being forced by this man to teach him english. Shame on you...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
I guess everyone wants to learn the language of the imperialist. With the help of Allah Afghanistan will be liberated by the mujahideen and craker boys like u will go back to Alabama or whatever u all came from. I am glad I have lived in the west to know all I need to know about the white race. p.s. did u kill enough Muslims?
gaajo99 3 years ago
Since you are hiding here in the West, you're the only one I didn't get...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
By the way, it's spelt Allahbama...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
this is too funnnyyy
mybra7 3 years ago 2
Thanks a lot...I need to upload more of him...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
Oh man i cant stop wtching this video... thanks for uploading it!!!
AfghnBmB 3 years ago
I have to find more videos of him...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
hahaha this is so funny. He is a nice man.
ahucuk21 3 years ago
One of the best...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
nais to si wooo hahahhahaha
AfghnBmB 3 years ago
Thanks...I miss hanging out with him...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
lmaooooooo hahaha couldnt stop laughing threw this videoooo
afgprince89 3 years ago 2
Thanks...I couldn't believe I was video taping all of it...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
haha freeshiate it
ymashriqi91 3 years ago 2
He made my time over there all the more worth it. I gave him one of my Grandfather's favorite hats...
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
its so funny to see him try to perfect it
still laughing
thanks for everytings
nycnazifa212 3 years ago
this is fun, and shows that Afghan Army is working hard to learn the language.
whoozyourdaddy 3 years ago
This is only a sliver of how much English I was teaching over there.
HistoricThirdWard 3 years ago
First, American need knowledge much more than any countries. American are the worst retarded people. American are bastard. most of them dont know their mother and their father. kermdakusset all american women.
kermdakusset 4 years ago
Kermit the frog what???
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
HistoricThirdWard, he's cussing you out in dari, it means "my dick in your kuss"
ignore him, he's an over sensitive moron
tell him " padar nalat kako"
Mahmood42978 4 years ago 3
sorry I forgot you don't know what "kuss" means , it means pussy/vagina
Mahmood42978 4 years ago
Thanks... He must be high maintenance
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
LOL. Nice Clip Thanks for sharing.
He reminds me of the way my dad speaks English.
Husn786 4 years ago
I'd like to see you try and speak Farsi. I bet it would be funnier....
locaafghani 4 years ago
Probably...I learned several phrases, but not as good as this guy with English...
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
hahaha very funny man, its good that dont make fun of him , i have seen videos with american soldiers making fun of iraqis and afghan ppl when they dont undertsan what they say
Rahmati007 4 years ago
I spent my entire time in Afghanistan teaching him English. Every time he saw me, I had to stop and teach him some new words. He was a very impressive human being.
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
well u heard it now.... just like the shit you do that we dont see everday!!
ReoReo10 4 years ago
I don't think all the soldiers and people would have shaken my hand as much if I was a rude American...
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
drop your pants and let me fuck you in the asshole you stupid american.
VictorVerhagen 4 years ago
That's something you don't hear everyday...
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
kushaad
VictorVerhagen 4 years ago
How is life in the Netherlands?
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
funny vid lolz, hey did u record that your self??
ReoReo10 4 years ago
I recorded all of these myself...
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
good old father..
borobababaas 4 years ago
thanks for very thanks. ahhh brilliant, did he teach you any pashtun?
yaakhee 4 years ago
Pashtun and Dari...He was a really great guy, just an overachiever on learning english...
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
he is faking he is full shit
khanmahmad 4 years ago
That's the real deal. And that's only one of the few times I video tapped trying to teach him english...I was teaching him english every time I ran into him...
HistoricThirdWard 4 years ago
wtf haha is he just a soldier or officer. if he is an officer he sucks
ajmaljoe 4 years ago
lol he's great ^^
Deadwing123 4 years ago
LOL @ 1:18 The camera man says: I appreciated it...The Afghani says: "ah fish, he ate it"
jusitke07 4 years ago 2
hahahaha funny....................
sanam555 4 years ago