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  • you were so excited about winning; you didn't white balance the camera

  • I managed to convince our town's public library to make a book club for teens JUST so we could read John Green's books.

    1. Paper Towns

    2. A Fault in our Stars (when it comes out)

    3. Looking for Alaska

    4. An Abundance of Katherines

    5. Will Greyson

    6. His love short stories

    GO LIBRARY!

  • @siriusandco John green already is a dad. In some videos he talks about his son, Henrey.

  • Divas... And vlogbrothers... together? Life. Complete.

  • He is going to be an awesome dad

    

  • @siriusandco he IS an awesome dad

  • he looks just like my dad when he`s mad

  • At the end when the assholes decided to laugh...

    he blushed!!

    Blushed!!!

    I'm not the only one! hahaha, i ALWAYS blush when people i dont know decide to talk to me :3

    But I wish I was brave enough to say that, John is made out of some high quality awesome.

  • 2:08 asshole

  • Actually John, the Bella twins couldn't beat you up. All the can do is confuse the hell out of you concerning who is who (This coming from a WWE fan who STILL can't tell the difference).

  • I know it was two years ago but . . . YES!!!!!!!!! There is hope for humanity if John Green can beat Twilight in a popularity contest voted on BY TEENAGERS. YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • Oh my God....Angry John's face is scary!!

  • Woah!:O you beat the hunger games??:0

  • @2:08 And THAT is how you pwn an asshole. :D

  • 'I respect and admire teen readers so much' That, my dear friend is why you won the teen choice award.

  • Not to mention the last Twilight book was utter rubbish.

  • it's a good thing he said "the Bella twins are strong" and not "the Bella twins are good wrestlers".

    I have seen some very good female pro wrestlers in my time

    The Bella Twins are not among them

    dear god i miss Trish Stratus and Lita...

  • Pissed John 2:10 -- Wow!

  • Pissed off John is pissed off! And tough!

  • Wow. It's starnge seeing JOhn so... not as nice at the end whent he guy is laughing at him. It's like, woah. aA glimpse of the dark side.

  • that guy at the end got pwnd

  • Don't worry about The Bella Twins.

    They aren't the best wrestlers.....

  • ooh lawl at the end.

  • I read Paper Towns … I feel inadequate because while I really enjoyed the storyline and the character development, as well as the blunt-yet-subtle writing style you have, I didn't really understand what it was trying to tell me … I feel so stupid. :(

  • Paper Towns is better than all three Hunger Games books combined.

  • We have the same computer chair xDDD

  • I keep trying to see the hyena-guy through john's glasses.

  • My teacher said best wishes I was leaving school and I burst out laughing. No one understood why :(

  • ugh, I hate the Hunger Games

  • I'm confused. What does being Mexican have to do with being stupid?

  • Stupid mexicans

  • @69Cortesz You are either not a nerdfighter or else a very bad one.

  • Am I the only person who didn't take his talking to the guy at the end as telling him off? It felt more like he was just explaining what he was doing... It didn't seem mean in any way...

  • @Waterflame it's just how the guy laughed at him, and John got so serious so fast, leads people to believe John was getting upset.

  • When you were telling that guy off at the end I wanted to give you a hug and throw chairs at that dude's face. <3 Which is me never forgetting to be awesome. : )

  • Wow, that was...kind of scary, actually. I don't ever want to be on the receiving end of John Green's scorn...you went from happy to **messwithmeandI'llripyourface­off** in less than a second...I think we nerdfighters need to eliminate decepticons just so we don't have to see scary John come out again.

  • @kittykatthetacodemon I know. Just imagine putting yourself in Henry's place once he's a few years old and having done something wrong. Then the angry John yells at you. D:

  • What did the guy say right at the end?

  • @BenGriffithsReviews "What're you doing" and "'Bout what?"

  • @dolphin64575 Thanks. DFTBA.

  • Hm. I didn't realize we were still being obnoxious about Twilight.

    Glad Paper Towns won, though...

  • Hahahahahaha! Okay, the ending of this was watched by me over 40 times. I don't think I've ever seen your face drop with such disgust. And your answer didn't fail to come across both very nerdy but somehow subtly offensive. I loved it.

  • "Myself, I guess, broadly speaking?" WINWINWIN. THAT is a Nerdfighterly answer.

  • You totally deserved that award John! Paper Towns is one of those books which you cannot stop reading 'till the end. DFTBA!

  • Nerdfighters pwning Twitards = AWESOME!

  • omg John got sooooo mad at the end! bahahaha! but anyways, go nerdfighters for voting for Paper Towns! I know I voted!

  • Just goes to show you that if all nerds come together we can make the world more awesome. (And beat up the popular kids. or rather beat.)

  • OH HE BLINKED!!!

  • Bella twins want their fans to vote for their friend nicole for a fitness magzine cover page, she is a cancer survivor i think and really deserves it, friday is the last day...so plz vote, not sure about the details so visit the bella twins twitter page

  • You beat the Hunger Games??? HY HAVEN'T I READ ANY OF YOUR BOOKS YET!!! Hunger Games was so good that I basically read straight through the series. Also the last Twilight book was crap, and this is coming from one who doesn't just say Twilight is terrible because of fanbase or just because of whatever. wait I'VE READ THE LAST TWILIGHT BOOK AND NONE OF YOURS? i'm a bad nerdfighter

  • @ParagonBeaumont Hey, don't beat yourself up. I also haven't read any of his books... nor bought them. I FEEL SO INSIGNIFICANT RIGHT NOW. I need to buy them RIGHT NOW.

  • @mysterymitry Dude. They're SO GOOD. You need to go out and get AT LEAST An Abundance of Katherines and Looking for Alaska.

  • Wow, John, you scared me at the end.

  • As a professional wrestling nerdfighter, I must say that the bella twins are NOT professional wrestlers. They are nothing but eye candy who wouldn't know a wrist lock from a wrist watch. I do think that it's amazing that professional wrestling and nerdfighters have finally touched in the "Venn Diagram of Awesome", but I had to correct you. Brie and Nikki Bella are to wrestling what I am to dieting... and as the giant squids of anger will tell you, I'm no dieter

  • paper towns friggin deserved that award! =D

  • xD Wow John, love your answer at the end. "Myself I guess, broadly speaking." THAT is how you deal with Decepticons.

  • Twilight was Edgar Allan PWNED

  • Man I am ashamed that mr hyena and I have the same home town. I'm sorry John

  • MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! TWILIGHT HAS BEEN PWNED!

  • my god your face was red!

  • Angry John!! xD

  • I could not pass this up

    The ad on the screen while watching this vid?

    "Best Abs in America"

    Win.

  • Congrats on the award

  • lol where the bellas at first >3

  • kick that hyena's ass please.

    

  • Why did you look so unimpressed at the end?

  • I just finish paper towns today and it was made from awesome. They didn't need to cut down trees to make this book, they recycled awesome.

  • John blinked... like 10 times

  • held my book and said my name. oh john, yes they did. lol

  • yay i live in columbus

  • Wow John, you SO PWNED that guy in the end! I'm proud of you ;D

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  • Uhhh hank. Anyone can beat Twilight.

  • @dragonflight2468 While I agree with you on the fail that is Twilight, it's incredibly popular. Btw, this brother is John.

  • lmfao @ hyena laugh.

    lmfao @ pwnage of hyena laugher.

    :D

  • Is it wierd how I know someone who has never finished a book?

  • John Green and the WWE, two of my favorite things. But, you really shouldn't be afraid of either of the Bella twins. Neither of them can wrestle their way out of a paper bag.

  • 2:09-2:16

    I never could have done that, you are so awesome :)

  • Heckler in last nine seconds: PWNED.

  • COME TO DARLINGTON !!!!! 

  • Holy shit. I swear to god I have been in that hotel room 1:06

    But I'm not sure which country that was..

  • Chapstick=your friend.

  • I'd like to point out that this contest is rigged. not intentionally, but rigged all the same.

    No average teenager votes on book awards unless they are esteemed residents of nerdfighteria or part of some other nerd organization.

    Thus, Twilight or any book related to Twilight could never win because such an idea is contradictory to a common nerd sentiment "Twilight is pwned by just about everything in this world excluding Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus"

  • @Joysy0602 Of course as part of nerdfighteria I am elated that Papertowns won. I just thought i would make the comment....

  • Congrats! You beat Twilight!

  • My hope for humanity was restored when I heard your book beat Twilight.

  • "Hows it going?" it's so weird to see you not being friendly. He was an asshole, and holy shit how did you beat twilight? I know nerdfighters are all powerful, but damn. When you said twilight was in the running I thought of how you beat Oprah though so I guess it's possible. I love nerdfighters.

  • @alexisball1 I think it is you that is not very intelligent. The word "very" is not spelled verry but with one r making the correct spelling very. SUCK IT! Nerds FTW

  • Infact, watching that back, you told 'em!

  • Nice one John! Anyway, why tell him that you were making the video for yourself, when you could say you were making it for the thousands of fans of yours on YouTube and the thousands of people that voted for your book... That would have shut him up :-)

  • Well done! And BTW, you stood up for yourself better than I ever could! Funny isn't it how he probably will end up repeating would you like fries with that? For the rest of his life and you are a best selling author doing tremendously well on you tube :)

  • that guy didn't sound verry intellagent.

  • is that the full footage of beating down hecklers? because if it isn't i demand more

  • wait he blinked at :47 though he's so happy its ok :)

  • The last bit at the end makes me wanna punch the jerk making your face red

  • YOU BEAT TWILIGHT!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

  • you go, john.

  • 2:10 Micro expression of anger.

    2:11 His face get progressively more red.

    You can kinda see the guy in John's glasses.

    Beware the trolls in real life!

    Love your work vlogbros.

  • It's ironic how a guy laughed at you (is that what he was doing?) yet you are a New York Times Bestselling author. Heh. Who's awesome now? Secondly, that part brings back memories...from high school....

  • awesome im totally buying your books. 

  • Dude! Angry John kicks decepticon ASS!

  • Late comment is late but had to start from the beginning and there were a lot of videos and I'm almost caught up now. John is SCARY when he's pwning Decepticons!

  • Angry John at the end was pretty awesome.

  • What's funny about Walt Whitman beating out hot vampires is the fact that there's a huge theory that Bram Stoker's original vision of Dracula was based off of Walt Whitman because Stoker was such a fan. So, yeah, Whitman is a vamp.

  • you even beat out hunger games? wow.... now I'm curious.

  • Did you totally just get pissed at those asshats that laughed? You tell'em John!

  • I just finished reading this book, and as a former reader of Twilight (I now mentally punish myself for the waste of brain storage), your book is so much more awesome and thought provoking. A belated congratulations to you!

  • never heard of da book! Bellas are the best! luv them (:

  • Walt Whitman is a hot vampire.

  • I don't really find it all that hard to believe you beat out Twilight. I just got my own copy of Paper Towns today [yay!], so I haven't gotten to enjoy it yet, BUT...it doesn't take much by my standards to beat that POS. Kudos ♥

  • @MakeArt89 I agree, it's not hard to believe at all. Especially since it beat Breaking Dawn, arguably the worst in the series.

  • Whaaaa??? Your book beat out a Twilight novel? That's AWESOME! I have two theories on this:

    1) People are actually starting to realize that Stephanie Meyer actually is not a good writer, or

    2) Teens who read Twilight aren't smart enough (or possibly involved enough in anything but their deluded fantasies) to vote.

    This is a little late, but... CONGRATS JOHN!!!

  • What it boils down to is 1) you're a better writer and 2) you deserve it more so YAY!

  • The ending proves that John could probably win Favorite Professional Wrestler 2009, if not for his physique then defiantly for the scary 'you're a moron' attack.

  • I have to say. That is one of my favorite VolgBrothers video endings ever. =)

  • Oh my gorsh, the "myself, I guess, broadly speaking" at the end made me fall out of my chair. Thanks a freakin' lot.

  • i LOVE the extra feature on this!!! John you look like you were almost going to maybe get ready to kick someone's ass for a second.

  • WWE!!!!

  • I actually got a little scared at the end, too. Ha.

  • Woaaah, I've never seen John so angry! Woah.. *watches again*

  • I got a little bit scared when John was getting angry.

  • At the end you looked SO pissed you looked like a father who's children were getting made fun of on the playground.

    My dad has that same look when people annoy ihm in public.

  • Ahhhaha i keep going back to the end where you were pissed off at that guy.

    If only he knew of the great army of nerdfighters who'd pwn his ass if you were to tell us to.

  • ahaha aww John you look so angry.

    See if you WERE a wrestler you could have immediately handled that situation

  • I really love the annoyed and frustrated on your face John...looks like you're ready to punch the guy.

    Screw him.

  • The annoyed look and minor dismay on your face at the end made me sad :( But sadly the deception lacks in 'brain'. Aw, poor John.

  • oh gosh, John Green. When that dumbass at the end was laughing at you, your face turned red. Geez, damn all those ignorant non-Nerdfighters. Damn them all to hell.

  • Bella Twins!(:

  • @cokesandcokes Yes, I have been replaying it over and over again. Go get 'em John!

  • My goodness did he look irritated at the end. Vampire and Decepticon pwnage is so jokes. Congrats John, Dftba.

  • i like how the guy at the end is laughing at john, but he has a distinctively girlish giggle. and i love it when he says "myself, i guess, broadly speaking..." but i really want to know how that turned out...

  • Wow!!! That's so amazing!

  • Vampire PWNage, woot!

  • not vampire pwnage, twilight pwnage

  • is it just me or has anyone else been replaying those last eight seconds for quite a while now? decepticon pwnage - hoo haa!

  • Best video ending EVAH!!!!

    "myself, broadly speaking."

  • Can you post the rest of that conversation? Yes, that one at the end. I'm really curious...like really curious how the rest of it went.

  • YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­.

  • wonder what he woud do if Edge was holding it lol

  • Soo want to read your books.

  • HUGER GAMES PWNS NOOBS i loooooooooooove hunger  greens

  • I'd like to explain how you won this contest. Your books are awesome and Breaking Dawn is not. I would just like to say that I don't think I've ever laughed so much while reading a book as I did when I read An Abundance of Katherines. I've always thought Ron Wesley was the funniest literary character, but Hassan is hilarious!

  • I can't even say how many times I've replayed the last 4 seconds of this video. Tee Hee!

  • Whoa, we caught a bit of angry John at the end :P You tell 'em!

  • At first I was like "you won?" with other thoughts like "but what about all the twilight fanpeople?" but then I realized Margo is indeed a fantastic character...

  • John although I would never doubt the power of your awesome and/or nerdfighters in general, I think you need to realize something...

    Paper towns is wonderful

    Breaking Dawn is an epic fail

  • I just checked out Paper Towns from the local library, and I'm on page 85 or so. I'm enjoying it alot!

  • I just read Paper Towns. Paper Towns > Breaking Dawn but I'm surprised it won, not because Paper Towns is bad but because Breaking Dawn seems so much more popular + the Twilight series has beaten HP!! D:

    But great job John! Paper Towns is one of my favourite books and 100x better than Twilight!

  • @cathyroxs TWILIGHT BEAT HP??? D: OUR GENERATION HAS NO HOPE!

  • I think Paper Towns is like 1000000x's more better than twilight :D

    way to go john!

  • i respect you now! ....even more than i already did...which was about 5 seconds ago that i started respecting you...you beat twighlight WIN!

  • How dare someone laugh at John?!?! That made my tummy hurt...... :(

    John, you won! That is just sooo awesome! And that rhymed! :D Hahaha!

  • I just finished Paper Towns and I absolutely LOVED it! I was a little bit surprised that you beat out Twilight, considering my whole high school's student body knows about Twilight, and I'm probably one of the few that has heard of it, and maybe the only one that's actually read it, but it's still one of my favorite books!

    Congratulations, John!

  • Paper Towns was so infinatley better than Twilight, way to go John!

  • I'm glad Paper Towns won, because I like it better then everything else on the list, but Katherines is still my favorite. :) No offense to Margo.

  • Amazing. I love the clip at the end. "Making a video?" "About what?" "Myself, I guess, broadly speaking."

  • This makes me believe in democracy again, and in goodness, and in teenagers. The pure goodness of Paper Towns beating the phenomenon of suck that is Twilight.

    Awesome work, John.

  • The highlight of this video was John laying the smackdown on that tosser at the end. Love it.

    I have great respect for people who don't care what others think!

  • You are made of awesome.

    1) You pwned Twilight.

    2) You pwned that hyena.

  • You beat Twilight! AWESOME!

  • nerds for life that what im talking about

  • The end bit made my life

  • I love it how John just back chats that guy. And he's very red in the face! Well done on winning!

  • "GoodMorning WHAT!? ITS FRIDAY?"

  • "Myself, I guess, broadly speaking?" Thank you, John, for proving to the world that I am NOT the only person who talks like that in real life. XD

  • That final bit was the single greatest comeback in planetary history.

  • I concur. Way to show em!

  • i was correcting th spelling too don't hate i was just informing in this message..DFTBA

    i

    <3

    John

  • This comment comes to you in three parts:

    1. This makes me incredibly happy

    2. Paper Towns is definitely the best book I've read all month (because I've read lots of good books this year, including Looking for Alaska, Coraline and The Strange Case of Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde and can't decide which one I like best)

    3. Clearly, watching Nerdfighter videos is the best cure for colds. Just sayin'.

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  • I love Paper Towns. And this video was hilarious, John. I know I can always count on you and Hank to cheer me up no matter what. <3

  • Yes! NerdFighters beat Twihards! Also that ending is hilarious, that guy was so rude! Oh well, I guess not everyone knows how to be made of awesome yet.

  • i agree