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  • I am German and I can tell you this is VERY accurate. Basically that's what I do every day.

  • @MarkP0rter I agree with you

  • Can you imagine a black guy pulling a stunt like this in a ghetto?

  • There were a few punchlines here.. First the Brit' dad going off! That was rich.

    Then the liederhozen... whoever dreamed this up is a mad genius.

    Last, but not least, the actor playing the young black man...he played it beautifully.

    Ya gott love the Germans...and i'm French!

  • Ich bin auch Deutsch um ehrlich zu sein ich wünschte, ich war nicht ich kann ein bisschen Englisch buchstabieren so, wenn jemand will, um mich krank zu sprechen versuchen!

  • @lewisjamesadams

    wovon redest du?

    soll das deutsch sein was du da schwätzt?

  • Thegreenday113 u dick I'm full blood German and their not devils some are but theirs bad people

    In every country like u and bullshit your pattons great somtin grandkid did not have children u racist fuck

  • I like this video. The protagonist really understands the way of living in Bavaria: Smiling with a mug of beer :-)

    I really had to laugh.

  • I am Gemand and thats acutally really really funny :D

    But he is Bavarian...the thing is no one really is like that.

  • @LaViennaa german are a mean people and yes your not consiterd people or human in america you the devil and evil and you nazu scumbad go to hell for what you didoh yes P.S my great great great uncal is genreal s. patton and he went over and f*** you up so bad you germans shit your pants

  • @TheGreenday113 Ahh in what age do you life. In Germany life like 40 percent turkish and moslemish people and some from spain, italia and so on. If we would be mean and would be nazis it would be really bad for us because nobody would be hoppy. Only like 0.5 percent of the population in germany are still nazis.

    So come on! I have a black boyfriend. Nobody is like that, YOU are the evil person.

  • @LaViennaa

    40% muslims and Turks in Germany? Where did you get that nonsense from?

    There are about 12% foreigners living in Germany.

  • I'm a Bavarian... and actually it's funny xD

  • the music is awesome _O_

  • @Schunckelstar the Song is from "Heino" (and yes he really is THAT ugly)

    watch YT: GFlmQyBHoRk

  • Was der fricken, Gehen zu hölle

  • I'm pretty sure that guys black.

    and he has Jewish hair.

    Starburst should use this guy in a commercial.

  • @Dudeguy1112 Where ?

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  • Yeah, I am from hamburg not all of us are the stereotype thank you .

  • is doch echt lustig warum sollte man da sauer werden

  • Im German and I sing this song alot Himmel Himmel Himmel! My favoritepart

  • you know im german and when i see this i think lol

  • i'm german and i like it ist doch einfach geil

  • Not every German is from Bavaria. Only 15% of the Germans come from there.

  • Up side down german flag

  • And again... you guys think Germany = Bavaria?

    Although I think this clip is really funny I dont even feel adressed, since i am from North germany and I have NOTHING to do with Lederhosen etc lol...still hilarious clip

  • naja is ja irgendwie doch lustig :P...well,i had to laugh :P

  • Scheiße!

  • nazis

  • xDDDD i am from germany, but its so so funny... like omg rofl ololol =DD but not all germans have such disgusting clothes like they have at oktoberfest.

  • omg im german too...FAIL XD

    and i didnt even told it my parents XDD

  • He is not German, he is Bavarian. That's a huge difference!! ;)

  • bavaria is in germany ;-)

  • @dpeltner

    I live in Bavaria.

    Bavaria is a state in Germany ;)

  • @Joe7ify Ask a native bavarian if he consideres himself a German or a Bavarian!

  • @dpeltner no.. it isnt

  • @MrCouloured Yes, it is. Believe a German, my friend :)

  • Germany, Fuck Yeah

  • LOL?? XDDD

  • Ez olyan furcsa! És mit jelent a "lol" kifejezés?

  • what did happen?

  • LOL poland was devided three times.

    In WW2 it was taken over quickly - Germans had tanks, Poland horses! :D

    I could go on and on...

  • wtf? kicked our asses? I am Polish 'buddy'..

  • Epic Fail polish guy! ;-)

  • Lol.

  • Die Deutschlandflagge am Schluss ist falschherum :D

  • lederhosen!

  • Oh, comm on!

    Us germans aren´t so, linke the most ammi´s or english poeple thinking! we don´t hvae cuckoo-clocks! we have normal digital clocks! we donßt wear "lederhosen" we wear normal jeans or other pants. we don´t drink beer so much. And we don´t eat just "sauerkraut" we eat normal things! But you know just the baveryans! the baveryans aren´t "real germans" they even don´t speak correct german! You can´t compare the baverians with us "normal" germans!!!!^^

  • i think even ammi`s know that Dsingis ^^

    It`s the same like with the french people, always being showed with bread under the arm and a beret on the head.

    Stereotypes are, even if they are not true, what makes a big part of a countrys identity in the other countrys, because they are the caricature of the slight differences between them.

    Germans might not be always drinking beer, but we drink more beer than others, you know?

  • Hee Hee Hee! I love it!

  • I love it.

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  • iam german, but i have no "lederhose" and iam drinking most of the time "asbach" not beer, am iam driving a ford not a vw "käfer"^^

    but its really funny :)

  • haha omg des is der hamma aber wir deutsche trage net alle lederhose und wir sind net alle blonnd aber is au geil wirklich geilo

  • i gonna make one corresponding to this starting with me as an asian pacific islander talking to my latin parents, "...i am russian." and then i get punched, "you no russian, you a idiot." and i go "slovochi!" and then i go back to my room, and y'all get the picture for the rest of the story.

  • Witziges video, wobei dieses hasselhof vorurteil in deustchland selber nciht so bekannt ist wie im ausland, also dass wir ihn toll finden

  • Is that a traditional tune being played in the background? ...love this vid btw :D

  • The funny thing is ... everyone makes fun of Germans wearing "Lederhosen" but the only ones who actually believe that its true are the Americans. LOL

  • I tell you ... most people i see wearing lederhosen are not german but tourists

  • @medilein AMericans also killed a lot of Nazi Germans LOL!!!

  • @medilein

    ... and my mother over here in France!!

  • Immer werden wir Deutschen in Trachten und Lederhose dargestellt.

    Da denken alle, wir würden so jeden Tag rumlaufen=(

  • Humor at its best.

    For the Germans among us ... this is not anti-German at all. This is just an innocent and hilarious clip which uses the stereotypical features of the German culture.

    Nothing wrong with that.

    Such a thing could have been made about the Dutch, the British, Americans etc., but the thing is that the German stereotypes are so funny and so widely known.

    Germany, you should be proud,instead of be ashamed, of this.

  • Agreed...and well said. :)

  • You are wrong, my friend. No one cares about the Dutch.

  • @Feiksma, ouwe ho*er

    (moet je daar ook tegen kunnen ;)

  • lol at upside down flag

  • XD awesome vid

  • Das Video ist so komisch!

    haha, ich liebe das Lied. :)

  • Sehr geil!

  • Chris Kaman (LA Clippers) should

    see this. He has also has to tell

    his parents that he`s german now :=)

  • how do u spell shyza? is dat right?

  • scheiße or if you don't have that ß key. scheisse

  • Das is nur geil, viva david!

  • das lied ist Scharze barbara mit Heino.

    Ist wunderbar!^^

  • Ja! a real famous German Song:

    by " Heino "

    Song: die schwarze Barbara = the black Barbara

     ^^ ^^ ^^

    Sooo Wunderbaaaar, die schwarze Barbaraaaaaaa.....

  • hahahahahah, and a schuhplattla, rofl!

  • yeeeeaaaaaah, go beetle go! volkswagen rulez! is it anti-german? im not sure,but its funny.

  • its black-red-gold not gold-red-black günther you idiot but the rest is true we are wearing lederhosen and we have always beer in the hand

    and yes its a real german love song about barbara i dont know the song but it might be from the sixties or seventies i guess

  • Spricht jemand Englisch und Deutsches? Is the song a real German song about a woman named Barbara? I understand enough German to get the basics: The greatest girl in the world is black-haired Barbara, with red lips and blue eyes. She's wonderful. Is that what the song is really about? Kind of a raunchy love song?

  • Its a song by Heino who is über-blond which makes the black guy with the blond hair hilarious.

  • Scheiße

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    :)

  • hahahhaha this is exactly what them gay iranians are like, they pretend to have german ancestory

  • Das ist wirklich dumm. I nicht get it. Was wird er sagen?

  • hahahaha that's hilarous!

  • aah sheiße

  • maybe nice to know:

    it was part of the MTV liebt Deutschland week of the Dutch MTV (i don't think that it was on MTV in another country) it was in the week before the world championship 2006 and this whole weak we had the German pimp my car, made etc. with Dutch subtitles (normally we have the American versions with Dutch subtitles)..

  • there were some other movies like this for example about a skinny German living in a very industrialized area (Ruhrgebiet)who was a Togo fan and running almost naked with a spear and body paint making all kinds of sounds through the streets. He had his room full of togo-suff and his parents wondering what they have done wrong.. very funny

  • Das schlimmste an dem Video ist das David-Hasselhoff Poster...

    The worst part is at 00:53, we're no Hasselhoff fans!

  • Of course we are. Go David!

  • ^^ we're not. just because he stand on the wall and performed a (in my opinion) horrible song and our people didn't throw rocks at him, it doesn't mean that we like him ;-)

  • Wenn David Hasselhoff 89 nicht "I've been looking for Freedom" an der Berliner Mauer gesungen hätte gäbe es die DDR noch. Also lass den Hoff in Ruhe!

  • ähh.. klar. natürlich. was hattest du eigentlich in geschichte? schon mal was von gorbatschow und so gehört?

  • there is no need to be ashamed because of being a fan of hasselhof, yea relly, freaks

  • well, I'm not ashamed, because i'm not a fan...

  • oh man, that's never an easy thing to say... =\

  • Ach du liebe! hahahaha!

  • haha really funny :D :D

    yeah heino singing! ^^ he is a famous "beat-music" ("Schlager") star in germany ^^

  • haha really funny :D :D

    y

  • brilliant!!!!1

  • Gggggeeeeeiiiiiillllooooo...!!­ *****

  • Oh boy! I just love this video! I know it`s one big stereotype, but still... Anyway could one of you german speaking gys tell me what is the song about? And if it`s a real song or just made up for this mtv commercial. Thanks and remember Deutschland Deutschland über alles!

  • Heino - Die Schwarze Barbara

  • ich deutsch und ich liebe Deutschland..

    *BAM*

  • und daran ist jetzt witzig - Was?

  • lol sure one of the funniest videos on youtube :D

    einfach genial ^^

  • lmao that was so wrong

    you're not german, you're an idiot!

    hah

    I like the david hasselhoff poster, apparently he's really big in scotland-who would've thought?

  • HAHA! Hammergeil!

  • Was IST DAS!!! Mein Gott! Wir sind ganz normale Menschen! Scheisse! Ich bin deutsch; wohne in Frankfurt mit meinem Mann und zwei Töchtern! IST DAS NICHT NORMAL!? Ich frage nur..

  • hey you know whats useful? telling people in german that you are a regular person.

    it just shows how selfabsorbed many germans are (like the song in the clip also)

  • Are you saying speaking german isnt normal, it might not be normal for you American SOBs but for us ... geues what?... ITS OUR LANGUAGE, And that video doesnt really portray real Germany, I think thats what hes mad about, thats what I would have said.

  • im not american im dutch, but you dont need to start about that :P

    just i meant that if you wanna tell outsiders that germans are norman people, dont tell them in german, because they most likely dont speak german and by telling them in german its like assuming everyone knows german (americans do the same with english btw when on holiday)

  • sorry, I guess i over acted a little... my bad, (hey i manage to speak english for you all dont I?)

  • HOLLAND _0_,

    Very funny video, making fun of germany is always fun. Nobody here will tell you but secretly we appecriate the germans ;). You could have it worse in Europe by having the French or the Portuguese as your neighbours... (H).

  • @wout112 ... and what is the problem with having French neighbours???

  • @TheFroglette they're arrogant bastards. Lol I've said this 4 years a go.

  • @wout112 ...Not as much as the Brits and I know what I am talking about, lol... I have a feeling we are going to make peace in Europe...

  • So daem fun!!!

  • Hillerious! I laughed my ass off :)

  • Mtv - Owned by jewish scum

  • the whole damn thing is so great. a friggin aborigine living with whities who thinks he's german, lol. die vorurteile sind genau was es so lustig macht, lol.

  • ach mein Donnerwetter das ist gefällt die spaßigster Sache immer! Ich bin deutsch und ich habe allerhand Zacken , wenn ich nicht gewesen wäre welche Vernunft das Übrige meines Familie tut bekommen als artig Zacken. und ja , Sie gefällt Bier. hahahaha.

  • @Katiezieg246 what you're writing is so damn funny...keep on trying

  • Hehehehe! Sehr lustig!

    Whoot! MTV actually made something relatively funny!

  • lol...really cool...espeacially the "Mercedes"...

  • ein bier und ein lederhosen, Toll!!!

  • We are better than the rest... no you aren't We are better than the rest....I hate these, stupid comments

    for example england owns germany...lol

  • England better than Germany? LOL! im from neither country, but at least the germans arent a bunch of pussies with terrible teeth.

  • ahahahaha omg scum

  • irgendwie total unlustig..

  • Germans have never had humor.

  • You're right I'm completely humourless. :|

  • Super!! Man könnte noch mehr machen!! Mit Opel Manta und Stifel!!!

  • lovely...a fat nigger playing steriotypes...how funny

  • england owns germany!

  • yeah bad at the bad-teeth contest!

  • actually not, you foul!

    Aber das Vi-de-o ist lustig, if you know waht i'm saying, b****

  • yeah right

    but at last we aint ugly

  • Sorry that I reply on such an old post but WHAT?. I, an straight guy, was in Berlin for a school trip and we seriously saw 2 or 3 goodlooking women in four days. I can only judge women but they are extremely ugly in your country (A).

  • I think German girls are hot and very friendly

  • Thats right !

  • This was made for MTV-Holland?

  • This is one of the funniest things ever.

  • wieso seid ihr euch eigentlich so sicher dass wir jetzt die ammis verarschen müssten? ich glaub mal eher, dass das von den Briten ist. Kann mich aber auch täuschen.

  • Great. I actually laughed in German.

  • neiiiiiiiiiin wie cooool :d

  • no you arent prick

  • no you are not :P

    auf jedenfall sehr lustig^^ aber was genau ist das eigentlich?

  • IM THE ONLY COMMENT IN ENGLSIH

  • You're the only idiot who isn't able to switch his capslock off

  • Das mit der Fahne war offensichtlich on purpose

  • HEINO ROCKT!

  • das beste ist wie er Scheiße sagt

  • NEIN WIE GEIL

  • sowas beklopptes und dann hält er am ende au noch die fahne falschrum XD

  • lol, das lustig war

  • Das Ich Schadenfreude, Mein Fraueleine

  • Ah, ich hasse schlager musik! Aber das video ist cool ^^

  • "scheisse" der sagt des mit so nem geilen Akzent

  • Ach was... sehr geil!

  • cool!

  • lol "you're not german, you're an idiot"

  • Cool! ich dachte schon er sagt, gay und nicht german!

  • ich habe einen gebliben gesschaft

  • Just sad that he cant hold the flag the right way up -_-

    its black red gold

    and not gold red black

  • Gut!

  • Das ist Heino

  • die schönste auf der welt ist meine babara

    omg loooool

    xD

  • Naja Vorurteile gegen deutsch Lederhosen, Bier, Autos, Blond

    Vorurteile gegen Amis: Fett, fastfood, energieverschwendung, teilweise ungebildet

  • lol Wieso liebt MTV Günther? Falls die amis echt so denken gehören sie auch mal richtig verarscht, trotzdem lustig^^

  • "Ja ja die Schönste auf der Welt ist meine Babara..." geiles Lied =]

  • it is funny...nicht so ernst nehmen, lol <cracking up> his hair rocks!

  • bist du halbdeutsch? kannst relavtiv gut reden!

    ich finds lustig, wir machen ja selbr tausend sachen über amis. By the way, I'm not offended. To be honest with you guys, in the deep jungles of Bavaria, this is actually accurate ;D It's hilarious.

  • Americans are sucks

  • Du kannst kein englisch.