Religion is like a huge dog. When its yours, it feels comforting and safe. But it scares the hell out of anyone else. The least you can do, is keep it away from kids...so say we all
@Saaur2 I always found this a more humourous alternative:
"Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one, it's okay to be proud of it, but please don't wave it around in public and please don't shove it down my kids' throats."
Darwin scores on the rebound!
AxeHomeless 4 months ago
Religion is like a huge dog. When its yours, it feels comforting and safe. But it scares the hell out of anyone else. The least you can do, is keep it away from kids...so say we all
Saaur2 1 year ago 6
plus it poops on the carpet
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
@Saaur2 I always found this a more humourous alternative:
"Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one, it's okay to be proud of it, but please don't wave it around in public and please don't shove it down my kids' throats."
MajinMustang 1 year ago 11
'There probably is no Kate Winslet' ROFLCOPTERS!
Streaks300 1 year ago
The Very Hungry Caterpillar > Bible
smaakjeks 1 year ago 5
very funny
missycleo2 2 years ago
Have they not read 'The very hungry caterpillar'? Hahaha! I'm a Christian, and even I'm rofl
sianchild 2 years ago
I'm theist, but this is hilarious.
yellowcougar18 2 years ago
I love this guy XD
Ryuwyvern 2 years ago
very good i find then very fun
orius1450 2 years ago 6
Love the British sense of humour! Where would we be without it!
Euphobia1 2 years ago 22
@Euphobia1 Holland, in my experience.
EdJ343 1 year ago
Very funny :D
Nys0 2 years ago 14