Oh Wut? It's YouTube News!

[KleineJumbie]

I made some big mistakes by posting the comments before

Mark them as spam.I was jolly amd I made an error of videos

[ladiezzy]

Ha ha hun i spamed your comments ;)

[KleineJumbie]

LOL!

Thanks!

The user who uplaoded the clip shouold REMOVE them hehe

[HardCoreSmasher]

OH YOU CHANGED, you sold out... you talk in a high voice hehe

[BobbyMC1234]

Kinda Jon Stewart-esque, but pretty cool.

[marshagreen]

Um, Mister Peter. What is you position in the YouTube-company?

[pzottolo]

i make videos for their updates. sometimes. and it's unpaid. but it's a nice venue.

[marshagreen]

Ah, I see.

Cheers,

Hed

P.s.Ladidam I just came up with the idea to check my comment responses, I never do that.

[johnm14]

YOUTUBULAR!

[householdDIY]

surprise he has no honors!

[psalmnet]

Yeah, so, here it is, that comments or shout out to pzottolo...

[GermanMusician4125]

Oh! You've changed! You've sold out! You... talk in a high voice....

[psalmnet]

In a couple of days I may upload a shout outs reel with some mention of pzottolo in it. Watch for it! Or just wait a couple of days and maybe notice it a little...

[psalmnet]

I've posted videos from my cell phone in the bathroom and I didn't need any help doing it...Wipe!

[minka989]

Don't ever stop this... i love you!!!

[elliotness122]

Cool vid. Great news... You remind me of "The Colbert Report"

[Reefish1]

Yeah, except he made the word Youtubian, not truthiness.

[D4Shawn]

Well... I assume you're getting paid for this. As a red-blooded American capitalist pig, I can certainly respect that.

[torawormser]

Good to know!

[KeepCountryReal]

Yeah he completely reminds me of Jon Stewart. And he does a good impressions.

[blackturtleus]

Vote YouTubian! Evil Willie Rules!

[residentnutter]

PZ, Looking forward to more funny Youtubian News!

[Sandycheeks1968]

YOU RULE!!! YOUTUBIAN!!!

[hardcoredlw]

Let us know who keeps flagging our videos. Some of them are removed and do violate anything.

[pzottolo]

actually was part of the convo, but would require xtra production time, which is fine for yearly changes, but a website? does myspace make tutorial videos?

not trying to play devil's advocate - i agree tutorial vids would be great, but not sure if it's feasable. then again, i've never run a billion dollar company, or even a 10 dollar company, so what do i know about costs? :)

[Channel072]

Republican Senator Larry Craig's Smash Hit Single

"I'M NOT GAY"

[jasonakajax]

I agree. Totally reminded me of John.

[jasonakajax]

I love the new rate comment feature. Been wanting this one for awhile.

[Minniver]

the comment "upgrade" is awful. Comments are lost, threads are impossible to follow. You Tube has taken away one of the very best parts of this community... COMMUNICATION!

[programad]

Hi, i sent you a bug report via PM, please read.

[benjie4444]

mmm my videos still aint showing after like 5 days lol, wtf is goin on o_O

[pzottolo]

on livevideo ;)

[sizedude]

if you are a guy invold with updates on youtube, please for the love of god update the video and audio quality, its horrible compared to some other video sites, at least improve the audio quality, 64kbps screaming makes my ears bleed.

[thewinekone]

"Like the new features? Think they suck?"

YES! The comments section! But I'm sure YouTube knows by now.

[ont]

Just suck on Opera. It hangs the browser.

[pzottolo]

O man do they ever.

[lisahamptonrhodes]

So good. When will Peterwood Mc...bust a something.... be on? tee hee hee. Glad you're back, now I have an excuse to look at youtube at home and on phone.

[blackturtleus]

Funny run down of YouTube features!

[subfighter316]

8,000+ views in 4 days, and 4+ Stars? Looks like you haven't missed a beat.

[StopHelping]

This is a video about YouTube Inc that is being used by YouTube in its blog to disseminate information about changes to its site.

By choosing to use the personal channel of a favored member of YouTube not only has YouTube failed to inform all of the people who have subscribed to the official <B>YouTube</B> channel of the site changes but they have also stopped those same members from posting feedback on those changes on the <B>YouTube</B> channel.

[StopHelping]

If this video had been posted on YouTube's official channel thousands more people would have seen it and they would have gotten real feedback from more than 65 of Peter's friends (not enough to even get this video an page 5 of the Most Discussed list).

[StopHelping]

Before you post something pithy about not being a "favored" member of YouTube, contact your new "broseph", Damien Estreich, ex-Community Advocate, scammer, liar etc. on MSN and ask him how likely am I to know where your subscribers came from.

[pzottolo]

my subscribers mostly laugh with/at me...and the new ones'll think they'll receive 'regular' updates re: YT, which won't happen, or maybe, if I have time....are you in Berkeley? Let's do beer. it's when I'm most revealing. altho i can wear a mesh shirt for you anytime :)

[pzottolo]

i'm so going to send this to the editors, you don't even know...more-of-me! more-of-me!

[pzottolo]

not a bad idea. i am totally into more visibility for me, as i like to think of myself as a self-effacing slack loser, when in reality i'm an attention whore. which is actually the same thing.

[panicmom]

LOLOLOLO

funnny

[Mflandy19]

oooh you dissed the sprickett harsh harsh very harsh

[pzottolo]

i keed!

[matthewunburdened]

How come a few videos have a new design? I am pretty glad that YouTube decided to obsolete this primitive look, sincerely. But unfortunately, this new feature doesn't apply to every videos. May I know when this will be spread all over YouTube?

[pzottolo]

work in progress...

[viacomblows]

Peter.  Honey.

Are you... are you working for YouTube??? This... this cannot be... You know I love you but... Peter... :sobs:

(seriously, good to see you mate. Missed you :) TraceyUK, JSX)

[pzottolo]

'work' would imply payment...this is strictly me whoring myself for attention. MAAAAY-jor difference (in dollar amounts, anyway :)

[DropTV]

What's up with the sound quality - it's awful.

And why have you got a huge border around the video?

[pzottolo]

because i'm an ameteur and i suck and didn't get paid for this. why are your videos so long and interminably boring?

[DropTV]

You've produced 170 videos - hardly amateur.. and one of your videos I just watched doesn't have that weird border and has improved sound.

And that's because they are so long and interminably boring.

[pzottolo]

at least your sound is good and you don't have that stupid border ;)

[roadrunnerrecords]

You're an ass. Congratulations!

[pzottolo]

Thanks! I feared no one would notice...

[divalolo]

Jon Stewart you are not but your style is deffo appropriate for the USA. I think the thumbs up/down business is also very much All-American. Why have the link to "View all # comments" and then you can't??? Looks like there may have been too many cooks. Or they've made us a batch of stone soup. Thanks for letting me give my feedback.

[pzottolo]

feedback appreciated and aggregated...JS' urine is too holy for me to sniff, but thanks for the negative comparison; i feel honored to be implied comparison in the same sentence.

[dmurawski]

Oh... god... stop trying so hard

[pzottolo]

but then i wouldn't be constipated.

[qdiddy10q]

Video commenting still needs to be fixed so that they're easy to find and read, but overall I like the new changes. I also like this video, which people who come to my channel will now know thanks to the new changes :)

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Q-S

[shandyooo]

agree with that

[majestia19]

The biggest problem is that the comments are not easily viewable. Don't worry I already told YouTube. Are they paying you? That would be nice.

[pzottolo]

they are...

[subfighter316]

Wow! You're a pro now. haha

[majestia19]

Awesome! and even after your youtube editor video, nice.

[pzottolo]

i meant, yes, they are not easily viewable.  but they're not paying me :(

[YourTubeNEWS]

Hot new news guy , *sizzle* great video broseph, catch you on MSN.

Keep Smilin' :)

D

[pzottolo]

dude congrats on the negative views, you must be doing something right...or some loser is just jealous...o burn!

[YourTubeNEWS]

Haters hate me ;) it's a cliche! peace man

[lisasimpson]

But those who love you, man, do they love you! :)

[Bennetttt]

I think we need more wacky floppy sound effects. There isn't enough. You know, some wacky.." flippedy flop flop..." & a few bongs here & there wouldn't hurt either with the updates. Okay no. I'm totally lying.

[pzottolo]

HEY! Don't hate the woosh!

[lisasimpson]

Rock on. Glad I read the blog or this vid would have passed me by. YouTube should consider posting it on the YouTube account, too....

[pzottolo]

they should...

[buddhamind]

Why can't you and Karen get along? Why? Damn it! Why?

[bt071971]

Oh you've changed, you've sold out, you talk in a high voice!

[pzottolo]

arrgh i knew it!

[dusty0732]

this is confusing.none of those things sound good.glad u are back though.

[bwhahrhr]

"Playlists related to this video: no playlist found" anyway: there are so many hideous and silly features on the internet - but the "rate the comment" tops most of them

[rebeccatrishel]

I gave your comment a thumbs-up for that!

[bwhahrhr]

)-: one more reason to be against that system ;)

[pzottolo]

poop!

[aznctguy00]

I am also against the new comment rating system... there are already star ratings for each video anyways...

Also, many of my earlier comments (when i go to the last page of comments or 'oldest') in my videos have disappeared for no reason.

[applemiIk]

hey, it's a much better way to intro new feature : )

Btw, I need a "Report" button beside every comment to ban those users whom viciously attacking this poor user "applemilk1988" with racism comments : (

[Venger26]

welcome back.

[JiveDadson]

There have been a lot of YouTube Newses before.

[pzottolo]

but none with a retarded reporter

[cosmicquestgirl]

Nice job; keep up the vids!

[Sikosm]

yay!!! ur back!!!

good video!

i like most of the new changes... but i hate the change in the comments... it's gone all weird and often not all the comments show. and i don't like how they'v changed the order in which new comments appear.

but i like rating comments!

[pzottolo]

some good, some bad...

[buzzoff]

if you want to kick the guys ass who come up with rating comment idea feel free to do so his id name is UglyLarry, hate him hate his idea

[Rocketman16]

Welcome Back Peter. We missed your cutting wit and probing mind :-)

[pzottolo]

working on it...

[plumpspork]

oh cool, thanks for the post peter! glad ur back.

[likecards]

What about finding out who favorited your videos? Will that be a new feature some time?

[jolythesentry]

Can you still do the TaP Tap after you say it's "The youtube news"?

[pzottolo]

ooooh i wanted to be ever so slightly different but i may bring it back.

[AmateurAstronaut]

The new comment system is awful :( I just want to see all the comments from top to bottom like it was a couple days ago.

[welcomestranger]

Nice work Peter... is this "official" vid also going on the YouTube channel or Yourtubenews or just staying on this one?

[hdotbrown]

*points*

YOU CHANGED!!!

[GoboSpeaks]

are you working for youtube now?!!?

[LiberalViewer]

I'm glad to see YouTube found the value in your efforts that sightspeed failed to recognize. Congrats on your "moonlighting" assignment! I'm not so sure the new way thae YouTube comnments are threaded/masked is all that great, though

Thx 4 the video :-)

[pzottolo]

LV!! Still a great source of inspiration on the 'Tube. Yeah, the comment rating throws a lot of people off, and it could be abused, but then again it could be more fun...waiting to see...personally I suggested a mild online shock to viewers, but that idea never materialized...

[divalolo]

Now THAT's an idea!! Sort of a combined "wake-up call/ECT" to get those frontal lobes restarted ...

[ReliableInsider]

Comment rating is only for eliminating spam. Be positive.

[programad]

Awesome videos.

Oh, yeah, great news too.

Oh have great suggestions and a lot of bug reports too. But is a little hard to contact youtube guys.

[pzottolo]

send 'em my way! PM me.

[ConorInACan]

Oh yes! You're back! Youtube just isn't as good without you!

So new kinda of topics you're going to be doing?

[pzottolo]

dunno yet, we'll see where it goes...

[YourPsychoanalyst]

So glad to see you back!!!

You look a little bit smaller and lost before that big white (boring) background.

Move closer to the cam...we can stand it!

The sound is distorting sometimes.

Two stars for Karens last vid is a scandal!!

[pzottolo]

I dunno, too close and you might see some low-hanging green monsters peeking out from the dark bushy caves that are my nostrils...

[Blargaldalien]

That may be Zarbod in one side,and I,Blargal in the other.

oops,voices in my Saucer,got to go...

[TheHyperRealFrog]

Does this mean News of the day will be on YourTubeNews? I AM SO CONFUSED!!!! But that's nothing new, so on with the show! Is that a new tie?

[YourTubeNEWS]

heh no no :) all your regular programming and more will continue to be found here on Peter's channel. :)

[SharpieShawn]

Nice video,

you remind me of John Stewart.

[pzottolo]

...and he reminds me of the Supreme One.

[SharpieShawn]

Then in your own mind set,

you are God?

[TankCarl]

You Tubic?

[superdave1001]

Why no more news of the day?

[Blargaldalien]

Think,news Of The Tube...

[streakfreak]

I love Peter Zottolo. I don't care who knows. Obviously. :^)

[brenkeller]

Glad your back. What happened with the job situation? Are you working directly for YouTube now?

[pzottolo]

I'm moonlighting :)

[TankCarl]

With Cybil Sheppard? Whoo hoo.

[pzottolo]

Still a hottie.

[Paperlilies]

You are so the perfect guy for this!! :D

However.... please never use comic sans ever again.

[pzottolo]

Comic sans...?

[DeimosEclipse]

Maybe she meant Comic Sand, you know like pixie dust that makes ppl funny. I'm gonna stop drinking now. Thank you for your time.

[TankCarl]

Comic sans MS one of the micr$oft fonts.

OOps,voices in my head,gotta go...

[Encicra]

The font used to display the links.

[KaiToTheN]

welcome back!! nice video

[sonyflores]

missed u baby!

[aajmw]

Welcome back! Long time!

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

i am getting used to the features..not a fan of the comments rating yet...a big fan of Peter though!

[pzottolo]

What? You don't want to vote down hater comments? You're gay and I hope you die! ;)

[PinkBridget]

The comment rating system sucks. It's obtrusive, it drags pages out longer, and it serves no true purpose with the ability to already rate a video, and have the poster delete unwanted comments.

That and the new comment listing sucks. It was better without the "CLICK THROUGH 40 PAGES TO FIND A RESPONSE TO YOUR COMMENT."

It's not like any of this was broken earlier.

[pzottolo]

valid points...

[1ns0mniac]

woooooooooo! haha we missed u dawg

[WhoRadley]

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!

[subfighter316]

You seem a lil' rusty. Otherwise good. BTW Mark Day was talking about who should play who in the new Star Trek. When thinking of the ideal Kirk I thought "SCOTT BACULA!" then I realized he's already Captain Archer. So then I said you'd be perfect...assuming they were okay with a Shatner parody. haha

[pzottolo]

scott bacula? the dude from quantum leap? i know he was on enterprise, but he seems weak to me. and shatner parodies are always fun :)

[subfighter316]

of course Shatner parodies are great. Shatner has been doing one for the past 15 years. You should audition. also, sXe phil is indeed the most adorable piece of manhood in the world.

[mestiarcanus]

He's baaaack!!! Glad to see you're still kicking about. Any chance this is a precursor to more regular vids again?

[pzottolo]

possibly...

[PenIncTone]

welcome back.