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  • Hav-a-tampa =)

  • lol funny even tho im christian lol

  • Funny wise man..! I got respect for you

  • lol do your fuckin hilarious

  • yeahh i love this dude lol

  • Lol kinda funny

  • juditsu and shit

  • I'm a Christian, so it hurts me to see people say things like this...but I must admit that was a great ad-lib. Your videos are interesting too. I will try my best not to "what you would call 'SPAM' my religious beliefs."

  • I love that you said I am just an evil hippy. I've felt the same for awhile now. LaVeyan here :)

  • that cigar...im sure i smoked it before, is it jewels?

  • @LazyNightShredder19 Black&Mild

  • Very funny! I almost thumbs upped you, but I didn't thumbs down you. :) So, God hasn't contacted you yet, huh? He has contacted me. It took Him 26 years to answer me, so don't feel bad. I believe He is interested in reaching out to those who reach out to Him, and He seems to be turned on by: HUMILITY #1, dedication/perseverance, true love, desire to commune with Him. It is easy to sit here and disrespect the wind and be funny, until you face unfortunate circumstances, like passing onward.

  • @kilsteel Amen. Speak the truth because satanist or atheist seem to not understand. See you in paradise. God Bless you.

  • @tiffany09871 Let's be friends, on here, & on facebook, if you are there. I am Mark Kilgore (with Steeler shirt on) on fb.

    Please check out my video / advice-column on youtube with the title that starts out ASK GOD. I think you would approve! :)

    Yes, my blessed sister, I will see you in Heaven, but how will I know that it is you..? Therefore, it would be nice for me to get to see your face, lol!

    I wanna give you a beeeeg hug!

  • Turns people into salt.. LOL

  • lmao it was funneh :) and so true :)

  • Hehe i love you're videos because of the religious people who comment here, I'm and agnostic-atheist(I basically don't believe in god, but I do believe that in a scientific way all of our minds creates what we call god.) anyway I have to say that from my point of view you are FAR more intelligent and civilized than most of the religious people I have seen, makes you wonder if the world was better if the majority would be Satanists huh? Christians fail to capture the concept of religion.

  • 'I've been going 6000 years so far, claiming the fight's 'round the corner, every 10 years... here we are, 6000 years later, smokin' and drinkin'...'

    'Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation...' 2 Peter 3:3-7

  • @OldGrowth420

    think bout this. We meet up in an open feild, i'll bring a .38 special, you can have your bible.

    then, pray to your god that i don't shoot you.

    In that moment, all the power of your life is in my hands. Therefor, you have made me god.

  • @Gr1zz3m

    Tis' funny though because a normal leatherbound bible might stop your .38sp, so go for teh headshot :)

  • @borkoboyanov

    yeah, like twice. so what about the other 4 shots?

    Fine, mr. "i sound like a 12 halo fanboy", i'll use a more realistic situation, i bring my 175$ metal baseball bat, and beat your face in.

    I've never heard of someone saying "The bat would have cracked my skull, but the bible took all the shock"

  • @Gr1zz3m

    Irony & humour seems rather elusive arts, don't you think? ;)

  • @borkoboyanov

    Irony - The opposite of what would one would believe happens occurs.

    Humor - What you find funny.

    Neither one is an art, and neither one is elusive.

    your sentence structure is also incorrect. And your winky face is kind of suggestive.

    this has Illuminati written all over it.

  • Man your funny as FUCK! i like your vids

  • your sick think you are talking a lode of crap

  • I Love You My Dark Lord!! :) Your Great!

  • Don't you love the forbidden fruit

  • your a deep thinker, im very impressed! In the Old testament its say's only 144 thousand will make it to heaven. I would be very grateful if you could make a vid and expand on that scripture. on and btw it would be divided into 12 tribes. Man I would love to drink a cold one with ya and pick your brain! Im a part time reporter and working on a degree in Philopsphy. would like to write an article on you.

  • @xxTexasunderdogxx Ok, if you UNDERSTOOD the Old Testament, It says the 144,000 mentioned in Revelation 7 represent the "Messianic Jews" that will be witnessed to and converted DURING the tribulation. These are Jews who are presently "broken off" of the olive tree but will be "grafted" back in during the tribulation (Romans 11:17-27). Its a very real thing and if u dont believe me, research The double slit experiment, and Thermodynamics. Those prove "scientifically" our reality is CREATED!!

  • @satanicinternational very good video, you are an inspiration. I have been checking these satanic videos on youtube and you man, you speak it how it is. I don't give a fuck what the other people comment here, all the "gods wrath" and "hell" junk. Christians like to think they are peaceful and satanists are crazy, but we just chill and they try and pick fights with us like crazy mofos. I really appreciate a true satanist up on youtube, thank you and peace, brother

  • @tgdrader fuk satan bitch

  • @Funkidx38 Now I am trying hard to decipher what the meaning behind those words are. First I thought you mean "Fuck Satan, Bitch" meaning you disrespect Satan, then I started thinking "Fuck, Satan is a Bitch" But that is a long shot. so finally I decided you probably was asking me to "Have sexual intercourse with Satan" followed by an insult. Either or, you are just an angry Black Ops kid, no one can blame you man, you live by "killing noobs" so I guess you just killed me "fuk satan bitch" bitch

  • Who the fuck even are you? Why are "people" asking you questions? What the Hell do YOU know about anything? I'll tell you something, your worthless, and you make this shit up so that you can feel like you ARE something. But your not, so crawl back into your little box with your drugs and your cynicism and just die in a fire will you?

  • I GOD HAVE SPOKEN

  • My son'll Beat Yo Lil Ass! lol, Dumb ass nigga!

  • Lol that was great

  • hahahahaha!!! turn people into salt, haha that was so random XD!!!

  • I dont understand... he says he doesn't believe in God or Satan, how can he joke about it then? You can't talk about something you dont believe in! LOL

  • @jonatanodicio You can joke about unicorns, can't you? You can also joke about spaghetti monster.

  • @jonatanodicio *facepalm* so I cant joke about batman or wolverine? Man you people are dumb

  • twisted mofo

  • lmao, great video

  • my heart breaks for people's anger towards god. If yoi dont care about him why say stupid stuff man !

  • Haha... evil hippie... guiness

  • hells not fun

  • Ohh, that Cigar looks tastey.

  • This guy is seriously possessed. 

  • God Bless You My Friend.

    When you die ask for forgiveness.

  • This is what drugs do to a HUMAN.

  • jesus also heals people, and comforts people, and hung out with all kinds, and befriend many...and has a paradise for ...

    but you don t worry about it...

  • Satan is good, he is our pal.

  • Satan loses at the end of the Bible.

  • @JohnnyRoastbeef21 And? Your point is? It's fictional to us...

  • @Iconoclast12100 well maybe you should learn before it's to late and you end up in the flames.

  • @JohnnyRoastbeef21 I don't believe the same thing as you do. Stop trying to make me...

  • @JohnnyRoastbeef21 and Loke's kid Fenris bites Odens face off at Ragnarok

  • Satan is a punk.

  • @JohnnyRoastbeef21 pretty much

  • So you don't believe in God but in Satan? it is a joint deal man you believe in one and you believe in the other too

  • @doughnutboy99 Uhh they don't believe in either... For fucks sake they use the name SATAN as a symbolic gesture. Why is that so difficult for people to understand?

  • @Iconoclast12100 Ok and I was told they do it to make Christians angry

  • @doughnutboy99 They use Satan in a symbolic way because Satan represents the exact opposite of what most religions represent. They aren't picking on Christianity or any other religion in particuular, just religion in general. They aren't doing anything deliberately to make people angry, it's just that the symbolism is already so controversial and misunderstood as it is that it doesn't help when religious people see or hear about it. They automatically jump to the Satan that THEY know..

  • @doughnutboy99 They are mainly a philosophy about an understanding of nature and the laws of nature.

  • Dude, your hilarious, i'm working on watching all of your videos at the moment, i'm trying to learn more about satanism and what satanists beliefs are, I have also been doing research on other websites :P

  • For a guy who doesn't believe in God you sure do talk a lot about him..

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  • Where are gods videos telling us his side?

    Maybe he is still stuck on window 95 with dial up...

    Who's almighty now?! XD

    Nah dude... Totally agree.

    And weed? If he hates it so much why did he grow the shit?

  • whats ur facebook? :D

  • If you do decided to fight, I want to get some licks in. You hold him, I'll punch. And HELL NO we aint gonna lose! Jesus doesnt know who he's fucking with.

  • @TheLuciferianAvatar Actaully its the other way around, You dont know who your messing with. Jesus will basically kick your ass and send your gay ass to hell with satan. Satan will rhape you in the ass. xD

  • This video is HILARIOUS! "threw him around like a wet diaper!" CLASSIC! 1,000,000 thumbs up!

  • Ok.... I wouldnt talk bad about Christ like that if i were you... :L You talk all that shit till you wake your dumbass up in hell nad your being Tormented day and Night. To bad i wont see you there.

  • @25kingjack Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! BULLSHIT! HELL IS FAKE! JESUS IS DEAD! YOU'RE A BRAINWASHED IDIOT! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!

  • @drumlord420 HAHAHAHAHA!!! HELL IS REAL TO BAD YOU WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DIE!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OUR SUCH A RETARD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @25kingjack Hahahahahahaha! You think hell is real...Wow. You should try out for the Special Olympics...No. Don't waste your time. They would laugh at you...You wanna waste time? Go to Church you stupid fucking Christian! Learn to spell, while you're at it. Goddamn fool...

  • @drumlord420 Dude, I only spelt one work wroung at that was you're. Wait, Your statement didnt make any sense at all. Go back to school kid get an education and on your way home from your speacil ed classes stop by a local chucrh.

  • @25kingjack I have an edgeyoukashun asshole! Why the FUCK would I go an ruin it at a GODDAMN church? Fucking sheep! Go die on a cross, fuckboy!

  • This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks lol...

  • man, not to be a redundant dick but, how can you actually say God doesnt respond to you? just because a being higher than yourself doesnt actually appear out of no where and actually speak to you doesnt mean that there is not a person in your life that has came to you and talked to you in a positive uplifting manner about something good to live for other than intoxicating yourself to be happy, dont you have a kid or kids or a friend you really care about that you want to have look up to you?

  • @bugzy1469 I have a kid and a family, and I don't believe in that bible bullshit, and I make my own wine (WAY better than Jesus' btw...) and drink that shit and grow my own weed and smoke that shit! Oh, and I met "GOD" four times: the first time on psilocybin, the next time on LSD, the 3rd time on Salvia Divinorum, and last time on DMT. "GOD" IS all-knowing, but don't give a shit about answering a prayer cause religion is irrelevant to IT (GOD) and meeting "GOD" is pretty fuckin' scary...END.

  • he would if you pray.

  • Like a wet diaper!

  • ul die lonely

  • hail satan!

  • Hail Satan brother and long live lavey

  • LMAO JESUS LEARNED JUIJITSU

  • haha you're awesome dude xD

  • Probably has a hotmail account too.

  • I'd to to see what you would do if I smash my fist across your jaw!

  • I have to go smoke my pack now!

  • If he's so forgiving, why couldn't God forgive Satan? Satan's not different from any others of us.

  • you will lose,,,beacuse GOD created satan,,,and he can destroy him also,,,but he left him to live because he wanted to give people a choice,,,they have to pick the good side by them self,,,and if not there is always hell for people like you,,,i have nothing against you,,,you seem like a cool guy,,,the only problem is that you picked the wrong side,,,but it is not too late,you can still change,,,there is still some time to change your way of living,,,,GOD is waiting on the other side,come to him

  • Hey Satan you fucking rule!!!! \m/ \m/ 666

  • heheh, hail zach-tan!

  • LOLOLOL... funny MF, Ride... Damn... LOL

  • LOL.....CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP!

  • \m/

  • @satanicinternational THE LUCIFERIAN ELITE WILL NOT INHERIT THE EARTH

    WE DO NOT QUESTION THE TRIVAL THINGS GOD HAS DONE>

    THIS ENTITY CREATED THE UNIVERSE AND CREATED HUMANITY

    SATAN DELAYED OUR PLAN WITH THE CREATOR

    THE SUMERIAN TEXTS TELLS US ABOUT OUR CREATION

    IT WAS NOT ALIENS!

    THE OLD TESTAMENT WAS AN ATTEMPT TO RECAPTURE THE KNOWLEGE OF THE SUMERIANS

  • LMFAO!

  • "The Antichrist" was Nero Caesar. p.s.- Dark Lord, don't sweated it: We've already WON!

    Hail, You!!! Blessed Bees (whudda BUZZ!)

  • jujitsu... Fucking classic

  • Nice!

  • well I suppose if there is not god there is nothing to fight - 'above us only sky'

  • John Lennon  ; )

  • A true Satanic Saint (SSt.), like George Carlin, Frank Zappa or Robert Anton Wilson. SSt. Lennon, prey with us!

  • @satanicinternational JOHN LENNON IS DEAD PUTO....

  • lmfao!

  • "turns people into salt" Roflmao.

  • @NathanielBurke in the bible God turned a person into salt

  • " Evil Hippy " hahahahahahahahaha XD

    Awesome vid XD

  • the second cumming is always better than the first.

  • LMAO you rock

    HAIL!!!

  • There isn't gonna be a second coming. He promised it within the lifetimes of his first followers and it's nearly 2000 years later. People are starting to wise up they've been had.

  • you have an msn? message me your shit so we can chat.

  • lol "myspase, erh myspage.. dammit myspace" :D

  • fuck myspace when I am high..lol

  • Satan has a speech impedament lol

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