Pablo Francisco - Rehab [Drugs]

[LuvStandUpComedy]

HOOKERS& COKE !!!!!!!!!!!! OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[LuvStandUpComedy]

AYO FOR YAyo!!!!!!!!!

[i94hoursi]

pablo francisco's roomate is keanu reeves? lmao

[ALYDJPRODUCER]

the funniest thing about his comedy is that the stuff he saids is so true!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[TheRogueDogvillain]

OH THATS MY HEART!!DONT DO THAT!!!LOLLOL

[XxQueenOfHeartzxX]

pause @ 0:24 LMAO!!!

[king12191]

hahahahah the beginning

[Sanchez2858]

Somebody should make a film with all his skits in it.

[OrochiGeo]

ahahahha ,this is the best

[MrFFSMAN]

WOW screw u man !! screw u !!

priceless reaction

[czf21]

Yeah man is green like the eye can see

[guitarsession100]

what is a discotheque

[RadSoldier]

@guitarsession100 a club?

[HDibbles]

@guitarsession100 European way of saying a club

[alchemistboy7765]

CHICKEN POT PIE THOSE ARE MY 3 FAVORITE THINGS

[ForbiddenLove98]

Smoke Pot :L

[bahdumtsh]

Get the hookers, the cocaine, and the discotheque. XD

[defects1]

Oh thats my heart hahah

[death2160]

my name is pablo and i sleep with david

[revoo22]

11 people dont party... :L

[IsolationInstigation]

God this man sweats like something fierce.

[NesbittFTW]

"I do drugs because my daddy touch me in the bum bum" LMAO

[LilGamez21]

lmao when he says I put a window out there n he opens the window n SHIIIT!!! hahah :D

[Xt3rM1nat1ioN]

My name is Pablo and i sleep with David ..WHA SCREW U MAN !!! hahahaha

[MADDOG6400]

I had no idea Droopy the dog was raped!

[funkybeanz]

He's awesome but is it just me or does it rip off Chapelle?

[kinglmssj]

@funkybeanz examples ?

[TheHell666yeah]

awesome :))))))))))))

[streban]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Aaaahh man its my heart ! Dont do that maaan ! :D

[MichaelBlue1990]

life is shit,but taking drugs makes life iven shitier!

[hulkman245]

@MichaelBlue1990 hahaha...noooooo

[alonsignho1O]

someone is out the window..



[Tarynus]

"My name is David & I'm a drug addict"

"My name is Pablo & I sleep with David"

Man, I LOVE that part

[pulnulsh]

CAN WE OPEN PRESENTS FIRST LMAO

[FSsaintmrniceguy24]

wat is that? ....... oh its My heart lol

[BLOOD1MONEY]

11 get paranoid and hear and see things

[Nativedevildogg]

My name is pablo and i sleep with david lmao good one 

[nineteen68er]

I agree, Pablo is on Coke for sure! But, he's funny no matter what! I hope he quits some day soon. Drugs have the tendancy to kill you after a while. I've been clean 11 years now!

[savagembrace]

@nineteen68er seriously dude? Wow. Hell yeah! I've been clean a year and three months and it has been the most creative time of my life....anyone who says drugs help with creativity obviously never got past that first initial run!! Keep it up dude you are an inspiration to me!!!

[xjuggaloxkidx]

this man is too funny...PARTY!!!

[HaloMaster5066]

My daddy touched me... get the cocaine, the hookers, and the disco techs.

[savagembrace]

Dude this guy is so COKED UP!! What is it with comedians and coke?! Every single fucking comedian I see is on coke it seems! crazy...

[74brooklynboi]

@savagembrace I wonder why also.

[savagembrace]

@74brooklynboi ...yeah, my guess is they probably think it helps them "stay on the ball," ya know? Gives them more energy, gets the ideas flowing.....something like that.....;-)

[74brooklynboi]

@savagembrace I agree

[TCM666]

@savagembrace

How would you know? He ain't coked up.

[savagembrace]

@TCM666 Dude. TRUST ME. He's on coke. I am 100% sure of that. Like I said, I used to do alot of lines in my day and I KNOW what to look for. Honestly a shitload of comedians do coke before they go on stage- Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, just to name a few. If you know what to look for, than it is just obvious. Nuff said. But I'm really not gonna "argue" about something so stupid, he is fucking HILARIOUS and that's all that matters.

[drugsarefunkids]

good times.. no cocaine for me tho thnx, same thing happent to me one time,thought that some friends were laughing with me outside the window at the 5th floor of a hotel.. educate yourself about the the fragility of the brain and its functions then learn everything about a substance you would like to try and the proper settings it demands so you can have a good experience without causing permanent damage to yourself.. i preffer the minimum side effects of 2-3 times of mdma a year use

[drugsarefunkids]

..then the side effects resulting from a bad diet.

[rastamar]

0:22

[KINGKONG7578]

LOL "oh it my heart" HAHAHAHAHA

[joshrideszero7410]

This guy is the best out theirrr.! i hope he comes back to cali soon. :D

[wecametoourfaggots]

8 people went to rehab

[panik1227]

OMG... this is so funny

[Hulkman123423]

Someones On The Roof

Be Queit

Shh

Oh Thts My Heart Dont Scare Me Man Dont Do Tht

HAHAHAHH XD Fukn Funny

[tomboi2121]

I do drugs cuz my daddy touced my bung bung..

[maskednil]

sometimes he looks like Billy Zane.

[SHOGUNX8]

he looks like the guy from evil dead

[Anton338]

AHAHAH THIS GUY IS MY HERO

[MackenzieStreeter094]

XD

"My Name is David, and I'm a Drug Attic."

"My name is Pablo and i sleep with David>"

"WOAH!!fuck you!"

XD

[FilmSkater]

LETSSSSSSS PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTYY

[brainiestben]

666 likes and 6 dislikes!

[PivUHT0107]

So one day I just put a mirror behind there, and he was just

"SHIT!..WHOA!..."

[Wolf55478]

PARRTAYYY



[Wolf55478]

PARRTAYYY

[black4pienus]

LMAO he's funny! damn he did to much dope... well... PAAAARTYYY!!

[MrEssa99]

"someones out the window HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[CrSkater21]

Oh Man ! He's the best lmao !!! xD

[TheRealAdrianMo]

6 people had their fathers touch them in their culos

[clickswitchh]

Lol ... the way he talks at 0:23

[DonDaddaDash]

i thought he was white . what is he?

[lora5627]

@DonDaddaDash Chilean

[hellgate327]

dun dun dun dun dun  oooohh thats my heart!!!! lolz

[Avatardevil1]

My name is pablo, and i sleep with david XD

[samster53]

FUCK CAN WE OPEN PRESENTS FIRST

[JesseTay19]

Why I do drugs b cuz my daddy touched me in my BUNM BUM and I do drugs b cuz i like

PARTYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Richaadokiichigo]

2:23 I've actually said that before on a bus.

[DfeNsIvEmAn52]

OH thats my heart!

[Bbfishman]

he sounds like keanu reeves when hes talking bout his roomate..."some1s out the windowwww"

[dollybabeee123]

@burchrich meee tooooo hahaa (:

[burchrich]

@dollybabeee123 dont

[themetalzelot]

ohh.... thats my heart

[Vaz1201]

"Quiet someones on the roof!"

[JesseTay19]

@Vaz1201 "DUNDUN" "DUNDUN"OH thats my heart..........Hey don't do that

[sharpiesniffer4ever]

fuckin cracks me up lmfao

i love his expression when he said he got kicked outa rehab... omg

my name is pablo and i sleep with david WOAH SCREW YOU MAN

out you go pablo out you go XD

[PrimaIsa2010]

Omg that was some funny shit lmao

[arschgesicht6246]

@123abc422 hwy? :D

[baabaa33]

@123abc422 LMFAO ik ehh...

[sk1ze]

@123abc422 xD

[123abc422]

@shoka0shox It's a joke...

[Keevinx796]

@shoka0shox JEEZ CANT TAKE A FUCKING JOKE!

[karlitino]

@shoka0shox are u sure?

[Pwnz0rz12222]

@shoka0shox and you can.. I've managed to get one

[captplanet007]

@shoka0shox yes u can

[yougottalovepao]

@shoka0shox understanding fail

[UrLittlePieceOfHell]

i hate that boo boo bee boo thing he does he does it at least 12 times each act -_-

[sharpiesniffer4ever]

lmfao i love the window thing xD im so doing that wahahahah

[TheBuddie123]

Lets Git into a group and talk bout what type of pot man!!!

[racXXI]

when he does the dude/PARRRTYYY voice it is so keanu reeves from point break or something haha

[ColdWarCookies]

out you go~

out you go, Pablo~

[antoniogonzalezsoulk]

0:23

epic face

[lebnen143]

last part was amazing man scary and funny

[idoeverythingwrong]

Let's go get the cocaine and strippers cuz we love pppppaaaaarrttttttyyyy'iiinnnn­!!!!!

[TheWannabeRANGER]

You want some pot dude? ROFL!!

[hidden4indentity]

3:45 to 4:00 LOL

[prrra33]

SURPRISSSSSSSSE!!

[Pachas72]

0:13 XD that always happens hahaha

[Sugarhigh352]

Surprise! Hahahaha!

[dominitmutalation]

the heart part was so damn funny hahah

[123abc422]

PARTY!!!!

[JRUSHXx]

My name is David and I do drugs. My name is Pablo and I sleep with David! XD wooooah get out man!!!!!

[xPulse582]

ahahaha he does a fucken hilarious "dude" voice.."woah bro..you hear that mann???

..he sounds like he should say Far outtt..or radicall after he doesthat lol

[Suncowow]

lol freaking funny man XD

[57StatesofAmerica]

He is soaked with sweat cuz does have about 10,000 watts of lights pointed at him. LOL

[lolzmastaz]

SHIIIIIIIIIT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!

[rapistite]

ha ha ha his parents are alwyz going 2 south america

[black4pienus]

I can watch this dude all day. he is f*cking funny!

[MultiGilbert23]

HE is my lover

[2Boobie4]

when he does his 'high' face

he looks like jim breuer from half baked

[TheZigZagg]

if i had to bet money, id bet that THAT guy still very much does drugs... not just his roommate

[TheGIXXER1100]

SOOOOO funnnyyy!!!!!

[TheGIXXER1100]

ya....potheads are idiots

[NOMAMPOO]

someones out there man... hes coming on the roof.... O ITS MY HEART!

[SunnyGhost76]

when he talks about the aa meeting and messes up its so funny i cant stop lauhing

[djdomie85]

i think that pablo is like a tweaker dude i went to this guys show on shrooms funniest shit in the world then i got like a parnoia high and then i sat in the back funniest shit in the world!

[DonyRcDrifter]

WOW..SCREW YOU MAN,.....SCREW YOU

[Garraninja55]

my name is pablo and i sleep with david. LMAO

[surgeoner12]

my name is pablo and i sleep with david. LMAO

[glaarup]

lol my name is pablo and i sleep with david.

[cokeface5000]

hell yea im gonna go see his show tomorrow

[bawen21]

Cuz you love to PAAARRTTIEEEE! 1:54

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[KarleyKarmaa]

Sounds like me and my friends lmao

[loser0kid]

lol at the end thats my heart lol i literally lmfao

[Kuelach]

2:28 i nearly pissed myself!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[krazykaiser01]

beat beat* shush man you here that shit.. you remember you heard something.. shush you followed you bro be quiet his up stairs *beat beat* beat beat* Oh thats my heart... XD LMFAO!!!!!

[JackLovesMusicFtw]

I get paranoid on pot sometimes. i remember once i was smoking a joint while looking around a corner every 2 seconds.

[feefster420]

cuz u cant hang ssson

[eleros1]

once i tough people was following me everywhere i was high as a fucking space ship man!!

[1Morehummer]

No, I meant to say boobs.

[1Morehummer]

If you boobs had watched the whole show, he poured bottles of water on himself as part of a skit.

[gaaraofthegajnice]

did you mean to say noob? lol

[Glassjaw003]

No he didn't, boob doesnt just mean breast, it's an insult too.

[olihill101]

You, clinically, are fucked up.

[RAHFL]

lmfao thats not cool

[michaelsamwel]

screw u man :) lmfao

[bluslurpy]

GAWD IS HE FUNNY!!

...but he sweats ALOT!!!

[recruit011]

so would you and anyone else with all the heat from the stage lights.

[praetorian2150]

lol i love the coke/paranoid scenario. i used to do the same thing for hours thinking cops were in the bushes lol

[YellowSnibbit]

the way he sweats is abnormal

[Revolt714]

he look sso nervous

[SNSDROXS]

to

brotherstan28 since you think he sucks let's see you do better

[brotherstan28]

@SNSDROXS If thats how you defend Pablo...im not sure that says too much...

[djtj1987]

lol he looks like he's all coked up

[RaymondNS]

Gonna cry little bitch?

[brotherstan28]

@RaymondNS Yeah, I might!

[RaymondNS]

Do it.

[brotherstan28]

@RaymondNS haha oh no! I was just about to do it when I remembered...I outsourced my emotions to India!! Oh well! Maybe you can go cry some more instead!

[demonchil2009]

y is he so soaked?

[Barnhart24]

Wtf hes soaked. Haha

[demonchil2009]

its funny caues when ur high it true u talk about other times u got high

[dillrailey20]

only white people do lol

[demonchil2009]

lol naw man spanish people do and then they go nuts by the way im spansih white guy lol so i should know

[briandaley]

he is so fucking coked out its crazy.

[TheRockHBKfan]

"My name is Pablo, and i sleep with David..."

- "Screw you!" xD

LOVE THIS GUY! :3

[demonchil2009]

that part always gets meh and it my 70th time watching this

[BAbiiKym]

"Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom....oh thats my heart"

hahahhaa xP

[12345hihi12345]

He's on stage. It gets hot up there. About 110 degrees because of the spotlights.

[BAbiiKym]

Pablo Francisco is so sick :]

[clarisa07anko]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[beatvampire]

there is no such thing as a straight comedian they all start out, out of it ..then they try to straighten up as success is pending .then they have to decide who they are and stop pretending that they dont have a problem and think.. can I be normal and make myself a commodity instead of a fuck up ..I don't know how ..?then they try to be straight and lose their sense of humor then ..........they find a balance for the first time in their lives if they are lucky

[slimjimm8]

let me call you buzzkillington

[Ecnomic]

idiot

[josecastaneda4life]

dont worry be happy

[milancheros]

Stupid mathafucka !!!!! You dont know what you're talking about man,thats not funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WuTanG454]

he is sweaty cause pablo's a coke head