brian regan foods and labels

[thestarsnatcher]

"lay off dairy."

what kind of blanket sweep is that.

"AND NO MOAR HAPPINESS! AWAY WITH YOU!"

[noobsoffline]

3:31 he looks like a turtle

[mo12mon]

better get crackin' banana man!

[Pokemonmaster529]

95 people ate two fig Newtons!! XD

[Sophie8949]

did u no he used to b an english teacher?! lol my enlish teacher loves him!

[TheElsewhere19]

You know what the really funny thing is? The serving size is actually 2 fig newtons.

[theMYMARIO]

@TheElsewhere19 yeah everyone knows

[skydawg101]

I would just like to say, i'm drinking strawberry-banana.

Your welcome, banana man.

[Thestarbucswhore]

Less than 1 Calorie!

*If you sniff it

[CSMSnake]

The Banana Guy wakes up...Man I aint into nuthin!!!

[absoluteblackzero]

Best thing ever. <3 ahaha.

[WhiteWolfLuca]

BANANA MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[kossxf]

I always make the face at 3:25 when my girlfriend yells at me

[DDPstudio]

93 people eat two cookies and a half a cup of ice cream..

[LoadedFirearms]

@DDPstudio Smart Alec Troll Unicorn

[LoadedFirearms]

@DDPstudio Smart Alec Troll Unicorn

[rookieguitarguy]

My health teacher showed this in class last week... Rofl

[scarletgirl923]

iM STUFFED WITH A 1/2 CUP OF ICE CREAMMMMMM

[Thecoolmathematician]

This video explains why America is so overweight as a nation. Desserts aren't mean to fill you up. Dinner is supposed to fill you up and then dessert should be small portions that top of the meal. I love this guy as a comedian but this routine just didn't work for me.

[tigerheart21]

@Thecoolmathematician Oh, shut the fuck up! No one wants to hear you rant about this. Go ask the brazilians if they eat serving sizes, see what you get for an answer. America is overweight because of fatty places like mc donalds and shit, not because they dont read food labels. God, people like you are annoying.

[Thecoolmathematician]

@tigerheart21 My point isn't that people don't read food labels. I don't expect people to read food labels unless they are dieting. The point is that people do not realize what appropriate serving sizes are. In general, a "normal" bowl of ice cream is far too large. Half of the food that people eat in a meal should be fruits and vegetables. Half of the calories from a meal shouldn't come from a bowl of ice cream.

[redhotchilipepperite]

@Thecoolmathematician so your saying you eat 2 fig newtons at a time?

[pearcemark2]

@Thecoolmathematician Are you a UKtard? Cuz you fags are like 1% less fat than america

[pedrownthewall]

and no more happiness! away with you!!!

[MatPritchard220]

ewwww.....the juice people XD

[Asswizard27]

cran-chops hahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD thats some funny crap

[Asswizard27]

wut the hell dose sluped mean

[Asswizard27]

93 people are deaf, blind, and have no sense of humor

[iWildWolf]

psst... I eat like 10 fig newtons.

[MoonMaskthewolf]

Haha my health teacher showed the class this today. I came to watch more XD

[Candiandi98]

Poor banana man

[LoudestWhispers]

Seriously?! Who eats half a cup of ice cream?!

[ElPaisano21]

Hahaha

[CrappyApple001]

who the hell eats two cookies .... lol

[zheffner666]

he looks like will ferral.

[scarymovie260]

'and no more happiness! away with u!'

[scarymovie260]

'you want another one? oh i dont know i've already had to whole fignewtons!'

ahhaaahh tht made my day!

[FIVEfingerPUNCHxxx]

i can see party hats!!

[Earlaroo]

1:22 When he does CPR to the 3-fig newton eater :D

[makemesmile54]

3:23 is the best face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[makemesmile54]

I just kept eatin, and eatin. I must have had 2 whole spoonfuls!

[makemesmile54]

WE GOT A 3 FIG NEWTON EATER. HOW MANY DID HE HAVE!? WHAT IS HE NUTS!? DOESNT HE READ!!!!!????

[joemanses]

91 people ate 3 cookies.

[bawhite125]

Cran man is all couple up. Indeed he is...

[Rikkyy123456]

3:02 and no more happiness :D

[ChEezybakon42]

0:00 is the best part

[cappskr92]

I was crying laughing so hard at this!

[MsEmmaBelieber]

91 people are juice peole D:

[rymskindeep]

haha fig nuton sleeve

[HappyLightning1]

cranberries hav taken over this comment

[Goldenstorm196]

Why don't you back-off cran-man...take your sales trophy and have a vacation

[Goldenstorm196]

91 people eat 2 fig newtons

[clone7777]

i love this guy hes hilarions

[immortalhidan66]

Who the hell eats two cookies XD

[Fanglover441]

@immortalhidan66 92 people eat two cookies

[chan12898]

My favorite part is from 0.00 - 4.35

[chan12898]

i am stuffed to the raftors.

[LeiMouseio]

AWWWWWWW!!! :'C from 3:23 on...

[CDclaymations]

I'm in the juice isle...with JUICE PEOPLE!

[ddl74]

Who could dislike this? He's one of the best comedians.

[shadowdanxiv]

This guy's hilarious.

[jsmit785]

the people who dont like this are the first class passengers

[parkourz0]

90 people liked this so much that they flipped their monitors upside down and liked it again

[T0phertard]

Hahaha Cranchops..

[nilf2]

"I just kept eating, and eating, and eating.. I must have had 2 spoon-fulls."

[Zorayda85]

90 people are juice people. or don't know about food and labels. or like to eat 2 fig newtons.

[XxSwAtxXx]

Girlfriend: Hey babe wanna have sex

Guy: No sorry babe i just had a half a cup of icecream

XD

[Mrsrandomcrazygurl]

hahaha this guy makes my day 10x funnier xP

[suzuki14326]

89 people are 3 fig newton eaters..

[TwilightMew238]

90,/' o juice people r old people =-)

[MizzElissa]

Freaking genius

[nascarfanatic2425]

89 people only eat 2 fig newtons.

[billiejoe21JOS]

I cried listening to this man

[sparklez635]

I started choking on my food when he did the fig nutton thing! Lol lesson learned don't eat food while ur watching Brian regan!

[Geekpuncher1]

88 people ate 3 cookies.

[abbyfan]

This guy is trying to be Jim Carey

[OldGoldenDawn]

STATESMAN RON PAUL

Statesman Ron Paul is one of the few leading men in the Nation who can lead the U.S. on the Wise & Prudent Path to American Strength.

[billiejoe21JOS]

@OldGoldenDawn ...whats the catch, is he a republican?

[4everanime100]

omg XD

[passionknigh]

Figs



[kpopshawol]

Hahahaha why didn't I know about this dude sooner???? XD Love it!

I can't go in the dairy aisle, I'm lactose intolerant. *sad face* Pomegranate juice is pretty awesome though. :D

[emootaku736]

pause at 4:22 funny face is funny

[makemesmile54]

Alright, why don't oyu back off Cran-man? Poor Banana-man..... ):

[makemesmile54]

CRAN-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[makemesmile54]

Alright, no more happiness! -stomps foot down-

[makemesmile54]

I eat fig newtons like a sleeve!

[CarlosIsDown]

@makemesmile5 BY the sleeve not like a sleeve.

[pophutch72]

Best clean comic!!!!

[Soccer2750]

"DOESNT HE READ!"

[lordsoth28]

87 people don't like Cranchops...

[MrViktahhhh]

3:22 BEST FACE!

[MineCraftGuy11]

best comedian ever!!!!

[Wolfy934]

i was laughing to hard i was crying XD

[Zoochinator]

2:09 to 2:26 is the funniest thing I have ever heard from any comedian in my entire life.

[sHadOWsLAyed1]

hes kinda like Will Ferrel

[100blueben]

Ughh I ate too many cramchops... Maby one more... ¡Weeewoooweeewooo! ... what the hell

[ASol09]

87 people are juice people

[Jayweiner83]

@ASol09 what the fuck is juice?!

[Heirzvinehoot]

@ASol09 nooooo 88

[cwyllie98]

Two sleeves is a serving size!

Maybe he should wash that down with some CranChops

[sirbarksalot100]

one of the best

[Ciscoguy30]

CranChops..lmao..his earlier standup is good too.. Doughnut lady skit is pretty cool.

[16SloppyJo]

87 people are the juice people

[ShadowLyrics1]

who eats 2 fig newtens?

[gofftershnit]

I never can stop laughing at this man.

[Nighthawk661]

87 people obviously came up with serving sizes xD

[Nighthawk661]

We got an E.R. here! We have 3 fig newton eater!

-How many did he have?!?! WHAT IS HE NUTS?!?!

xD

brian regan is always good for laughing your head off xD

[bandiit17]

Gotta get crackin Banana man!!

[tyga6661]

He's funny as jell

[PatriceLeotaLyte]

This is the first time I wacthed a video that wasn't a cartoon...I thot he had TRETZ. -_-

[snareguy87]

@PatriceLeotaLyte uhh, you mean Tourette?

[PatriceLeotaLyte]

@snareg I think so, lol.

[MrTrevtar]

What is he nutz! doesnt he read??!

[broadwaycrazzy]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lowsten]

Observational humor is the best kind.

[bill1177is1]

i had 2 spuns of ice cream 3! fig newtons and when i went to the stor, i actualy saw some cran chops, well something like them lol

[TheeSchmidt44]

I just did it as a joke...but there going out like that. LOL

[crazybutaw3s0m3]

why dont you back off cran-man?

[crazybutaw3s0m3]

"we gotta 3 fig newton eater." "what is he NUTS?!??"

[DemonBlackButler]

"he ate 3 fig newtons what is he crazy can't he read!!!!" rofl!!! xD

[swordmeister93]

87 ppl like cran chops.

[crazybutaw3s0m3]

what is he, NUTS??!?!?! DOESNT he READ??!!

[PMantisKF]

I muscled down 3 fig newtons last night

[The1stefo]

Ha ha.....This guy kills me

[TayTay0899]

cranapples! crangrapes! cranmangos! CRANCHOPS!

Back off cran man..... go take a vaction with all your sales trophys.

Let the banana man win.....

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[TayTay0899]

85 people actually believe food lables.....

[commander7100]

85 juice people



[413deadmau5]

cran-chops xD i love brian

[lilwhitts]

not really my type of comedian...

[vincentchu12]

he reminds me of will ferral and Jim Carrey.....

[stinkomalinko]

@vincentchu12 He's his own style.

[vincentchu12]

@stinkomalinko obviuosly...;)

[W31M3R13]

4:20 is the best part

[meemer147]

@W31M3R13 4:20 is always the best part!

[powerhouseguitar]

@W31M3R13 it always is :)

[sah985]

84 people are juice people

[MrMagician54]

@s0ulpatrol

Is that so? Well, I just pulled that number out of my ass. That is convenient.

[253musiclover]

84 people are juice people!!!

[253musiclover]

84 people are juice people!!

[kenna13rules]

"I'm in the juice isle. Slumped over with juice people. Hhhhewlllll!" lol

[MrMagician54]

84 people are jealous of the cranberry salesman.

[Castleman299]

84 people came up with serving sizes.

[purpleperfect9]

84 people can only eat a half a cup of ice cream

[meganinfante]

"what do you got? pork chops? CRAN CHOPS!"

XD

[TheTriangal501st]

84 pepol ate 2 fignutins



[mamaofIII]

He's the BEST comedian out there!!!



[iluvcokeandsprite]

whoa! do all doctors say no hapiness or something cuz mine said the same thing to me last time too!!!!

[iluvrebornsgirl]

Haha my friend told me all about this in school-- he is obsessed with this guy

[imthatawesomeful]

83 people are juice people

[darklucario137]

83 people have to lay off dairy

[littleblueclovers]

what r fig newtons? r they cookies or something?

[fuckpopsix]

@littleblueclovers yeah they're cookies

[justcheill]

i love this man!!!!!!!!!!!

[Housemdfansrpgadmin]

EPICNESS!!!

[lawnchair97]

I eat fig newtons by the sleeves.

two sleeves is a serving size

[Ninjafan22]

banana is sometimes with strawberries so don't feel to bad banana man.



[laurakayt]

You got get crack'n, banana man!



[erikboi777]

what the hell are fig newtons? O.o

[Ilovetravismackie124]

@erikboi777 They are like small, soft, rectangular, shortbread cookies wth a fig filling... They're delishcious... =D You've never had one?

[michaelwaltrip55]

@erikboi777 You mean... you have never had one!?

[BooksBoysBones]

81 people drank Cranchop juice.

[jorgekluney]

@BooksBoysBones LOL! Nice one.

[brasandm22792]

81 people don't eat fig newtons

[Do99ma]

@Anothertallguy Demetri Martin is almost retarded, you can't even compare him to Brian Regan.

[AnotherTallGuy]

Demetri Martin is way more funny

[Monarchyification]

81 people are juice people

[limegreenmonkey77]

this crap is hilarious!!!

[Ilovetravismackie124]

@limegreenmonkey77 Why post it twice? =P

[limegreenmonkey77]

this crap is hilarious!!!

[trumpetboy357]

81 people ate one too many newtons

[SOUTHPARKFOREVER240]

Banana man-"Hey im only good with dairy !...And the doctor isnt letting anybody eat dairy ! Hey Cranberry man is the doctor !"

[FireAlarmMan458]

81 people don't understand how to read pop-tart directions.

[yesdance12]

Back of cranman! love that part

[InuNoTory]

81 poeple were ordered by their doctor: "no more happiness"

[GrrZillable]

81 people only had 2 spoonfuls of ice cream

[philyfan777]

EPIC FACE 3:25

[LarkSongLove]

diary is mean to brian :) lol

[nuts2100]

I love him

[PinkFloydrulez]

porkberries