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[TheInkySea]

UH-E-UH-E-UH-E-UH-E-UH-E-UH-E!­! D8

[HarmoniousKeys]

2:41 LOL!!! XD

[cacaroG]

Best dubbing ever, bar none.

[PinkiePonyta]

What anime is this?

[racso20000]

@PinkiePonyta Its a ps2 game.

[GamingRetrospective]

@PinkiePonyta Shut the fuck up.

[JeReMyBrOwN504]

Is this what it feels like when the grim reaper steals your soul?X_X

[Jackeduphobo33]

In Sweden, this piece of shite was actually realesed as a feature film on VHS. I should know, I own a copy of this stinker. At least in that version they had different vioceactors for each character, and some were even famous ones as well, I think!

[ziggy2007dn]

What the bloody hell IS this xD

[cloudwalkerty]

wow. super crap lol

[BeulahBot]

Fuck, I love Shoccer Games



[MultiPrismatic]

"There is no party"

"Oh."

[BinaryRaven]

I feel like this is what should play on Saturday mornings in Silent Hill...

[PeeyanoKeys]

this is still fucking amazing

[fredrickpendragon]

7:45 it's Poochie!

[ThePunkPhantom]

the all time worst animation possible, it's almost unfathomable...

[WeariedFire]

The first two characters we meet give me strong Tommy Wiseu vibes for some reason.

[gamefax]

Some of the accents these characters have remind me of the accents of a few Skyrim characters. Notably Farengar Secret-Fire, the court Mage in Whiterun. Just listen to the "What are you doing today." at 0:47

[yotienpluche]

HUUHH EEEEE HUUHH EEEEE HUUHH EEEEE

[PacoTheTacoo]

Animal Soccer World: Written by M. Night Shyamalan.

[TheCharleyJay]

@hprdg284 - That was supposed to be a joke? o_O

[joanim]

Where the fuck does this take place? Africa? No there are donkeys. Mexico? No there are lions. Earth? Most likely not because most things on Earth have more than two movements.

[megachair2]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND

[reesercliff]

lol everything has only two frames of animation

[Necrypt]

The weird thing is that I still haven't seen any of the actual gameplay footage. Is it just a movie? A horrible and retarded one?

[WeariedFire]

@Necrypt You can also play a terrible jigsaw puzzle and a painfully slow "fill the blank spots with paint" game.

[lYlechGear]

Is this real? And where is the game? I just see crappy MS Paint Disney characters walking around, sounding like they have crap in their mouths...

[mrzisawesome]

i'm trading in every game i own for this!

[JiiHate]

what the fuck

[RickyPrescott]

Those accents..... Dutch or South African???

[Haraxius]

I demand those ten precious minutes of my life back!

[torerik1234]

Angry Video Game Nerd should review this.

[supersmithnetwork]

@torerik1234 That would be an awesome idea but here's one problem. Their games are only released in Europe and James lives in the US. Unless there is a possibly.

[torerik1234]

@supersmithnetwork Maybe someone nice enough could import it to him. You remember the Virtual Boy review he did in the past? On the DVD re-edit, someone actually sent to him an game that was only avalible on Japan. This made him complete the Virtual Boy games library.

[torerik1234]

776 really likes this?? Those animal walk animation is like they have crippled their legs. This is the worst (there is other I bet) game Ive ever seen and heard. Share place whit "Plumbers don`t wear ties.)"

[TheCharleyJay]

@torerik1234 - I think those people liked it because of how horribly bad it is. It makes it funny.

[torerik1234]

@TheCharleyJay And this will be very funny if he actually review it

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

This is the worst thing we have ever created as a species!

[NYRavage]

It's scary how similar to Hotel Mario this starts off as....

[Moylerrr]

Is it just me or does every character in this 'game' sound like they're voiced by the same bad-acting African guy?

[Zephyrrix]

0:20 lol i like how they even had the balls to trace the characters off of

the original disney version. X-(

[TheCoco47]

the dalmatian is the same size of the brown dog so why is he aloud to play?

[TheCoco47]

why i am i still watching this cr*p?

[TheCoco47]

who on earth made this?

[BiliRubinLP]

I have this piece of shit as a movie in german!

[clubpenguindino]

One minute in...already my mind has imploded.

[Razor6731]

This is the most miserable piece of shit i've ever seen in my life.

[47smithstreetseries]

shut up- i couldkillyoueasily....

[gdjiw]

shameful...

[superniitendofan64]

I love how the sound is mono

[POLE7645]

(stares with his mouth wide open, completely deadpan) What the hell is that? Movies for dollars stores (with an appropriate budget)?

They're so "bland" (for a lack of a better word) that I could believe that they were automatically generated. And yet, there's some sort of humanity behind these works.

[RabidWaffles]

ambulance! police! fire department!

[Aircalibur421]

Disney would like to start a suit.

[Mistertbones]

Tommy Wiseau did this!

[sexhaie]

don't you love how they can run without bending their legs?

[torerik1234]

This game is an joke.

[Kakunkeittaja]

hmm a bear with candy!? sounds legit

[Redirukod]

What happens when you hire Mexicans to do your voice work.

[Sleexb]

@Redirukod Actually, the voicework of this game was done by dutch.

[colonelmcdoogle]

The dog reminds me of Toki from Metalocalypse for some reason...

[minecraftnaut]

WHAT THE F*CK this movie came in my scoolbus of german (im comming out germany_) hahaha i think o my god this is a game?

[Jabberwoxx]

I'll be so angry if this doesn't win Best Animation, Best Music and Best Voice Acting at the Oscars... >:(

[TheLadyoftheleek]

How I think Pheonix Games got started:

Once on April 1, some college student sent this as a joke to a friend. The friend sent it to other friends, and one guy(who was probably stoned and had no common sense) thought that it was a good way to make money. And Pheonix Games was born.

[videogamenostalgia]

Was this animated by Hayao Miyazaki?

[Sirkamilo]

@videogamenostalgia what the...?!

[ZeroZiat]

oh god it's like tommy wisseau dubbed the entire thing and every fucking character

[DimitriGoryenko]

What the fuck am i watching

[HLimmen]

I came here for the worst video game voice acting ever. I died.

[UtushoReiuji]

The audio in this is incredible.

[PhunWitVids]

omg....i have my made up company called Dingo Pictures..Cuz im the orginal Dingo.DINGOSIS!

[mattyfromcali]

The Lion King sequel really was a disappointment..

[Veyneru]

THAT WOULD BE OUTSTANDING

[krammy9goggler]

we can fissit some friends

[XtrizioX]

@krammy9goggler sounds good, I like fissiting frens very much.

[officialunofficial]

I NEVER BELIEVED IN ANYTHING

[Munchzor]

WHERE DO I BUY IT? WHERE!????

[DorfOnCrack]

The storks control the media

[pockypurse]

2:08

"Mm, I see. That is hard."

Let me just stand on this dried-up sponge to further prove my point.

[JanitorAntisocial]

BEHDNUBS EHND BRUMSTEEKS

[hiddenbeauty12]

I guess they could only afford ONE voice actor for this!!! LOLOLOL!!! Craptastical!

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

It's like Dethklok's Skwisgaar and Toki voiced an animated movie, with additional scriptwork by Nathan Explosion.

This is dildos.

[0Adamska]

uhhh eee uhhhh eeee

[SpamNapkin]

Oh god, didn't Code Monkeys develop that godawful Simpsons Skateboarding game?

[SpamNapkin]

WOODY'S RACE

[sboss]

@SpamNapkin heeeey woody

[Sejr]

"Party? Where? Can I sell my candy somewhere?" *spasms for multiple seconds*

"There is no party!"

"OH."

[FuckJoe]

That background music makes this way more epic.

[tkhushrenada]

WHY THE FUCK WONT IT END!

[STARINGatTHEsea04]

2:40 Wait, what?

[feh2]

I come back to this 2 years later, STILL SHITTY AND LULZY! :D

[HaNyuuMaru]

I can't help but notice that the drums are playing constantly through the whole entire game, even when other "music" is playing.

[bluebush56]

Also,Damn you TVTropes!!

[bluebush56]

I can't believe this crap!This makes the CDI games look like Da Vinci in comparison!

[VerySourLemon]

YOU ARE TEARIN' ME APAHT, PHOENIX GAMES!

[teratophobia]

This was so terrible, I now have a brain tumor.

[SpaceSmoke]

"i am the best race car!"

[EndreVanan]

Alternatively known as "Fail: The Video Game".

[feh2]

@EndreVanan

Haha, What a Story, Endre.

[GoldPlatedDildo]

"ngghhhh....dammit"

[iNils1]

I´m buying this! And by the way, this has to be some kind of joke. There´s only one bad voice actor! lol.

[icewolf883]

Omg, the voices are sooo bad! I wonder how much they got paid to do this crap :D

[POOPTURTLE]

hey-ey, woody

[ch1nsk1]

Random spaz scene @ 7:54

[ch1nsk1]

My reaction to this video = 7:45

[PirateNaziZombie]

Something awful REPRESENT

[DrShaym]

Why is all of the sound coming from the left? I CAN'T STAND THAT SHIT.

[SirNicholasWoods]

I'm laughing so hard I CAN'T... FUCKING... BREATHE!!!!!

[forebodingburger]

OH EEE OH EEE OH EEE

[mouseymousey02]

1:12 blatant lion king trace. awww yeah

[Shadowpillar]

I've seen shit online that's made by 14 year olds that's 10000000 times better than this shit.

[Quebedify]

just watching this gives me a headache and makes me want to vomit!

[MegaAstroFan18]

So weird.

[Hungryghost01]

kill em all they laghing at me

whats that on the dogs head

[qwilman]

today, in two weeks

[hemightbegiant]

As far as I know, people always get hurt.

THAT'S GREAT!!

[clintallen123]

What in the flying fuck

[HeroPrinnyDood]

This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Nothing about this is good.

It's funny, yeah. But it's still terrible

[sboss]

O HAI SIMBA

[Azuresong]

you can say that again

[Skarigon]

The only thing wrong here is that the sound is in mono.

[dakarus]

hey woody

[zaxxoid]

LISTEN CAREFULLY

THERE IS AN UNDESCRIBABLE CHAOS 

[artman40]

How much was Kinderfilme payed? I doubt anyone wants to own this thing for free.

[AlternativeBaroque]

@artman40 Really? I doubt anyone wants to own this thing at all, much less pay money for it.

[videogamenostalgia]

'What are you doing today?'

'I don't know yet'

'We can visit some friends'

'Sounds good. I like visiting friends very much'

Woah woah WOAH! Was this written by Orson Welles!?

[CrazyKirlia]

None of this shit makes sense. It shouldn't even exist.

[JerrySuave83]

AARGH

OUCCH

TOTAL MINDFU*K

I'M BLEEDING FROM MY SOUL, A SUBSTANCE DARKER THAN THE VOID ITSELF! MY IMMORTAL SPIRIT WANTS TO LEAVE MY BODY! I'M DYING! BUT THIS IS AN INSULT TO DEATH! NOTHING IN EXISTENCE CAN TOLERATE THIS, AND NON-EXISTENCE REFUSES IT'S EXISTENCE! THIS PARADOX HAS DOOMED OURSELVES, FOR GOD PRESSED THE RESET BUTTON ON HIS WHOLE CREATION WHEN HE WITNESSED THIS ATROCITY.

[cdiSPAGHETTI]

@2:39 YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, BALOO!

[oars44]

BEHOLD!!! the incestious bastard child of "The Room" and the flash animations from the CD-i Zelda games! .... and apparently a bunch of Disney characters got in there somehow?

[CarlosMcMaximus]

PERFECT LIP-SYNCING!

[bearycool]

This a survival horror game that can never be copied. It is awful, and it makes you want to run and hide behind the corner. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can be ever scary after enduring this torture of an endless drum beat that calls for the end of the world, the same voice actor who cannot speak English, oh and let's not forget that FUCKING BEAR with his candy.

[Talanthe]

The white and gray splotched dog with the bandana that keeps showing up... for some reason it reminds me more of a horse than a dog. It's drawn SO DIFFERENTLY compared to everything else.

[p616arsley]

2:40 lol wtf

[TheAsztronauta]

Omg what's going on here??

Some dressed bird with a strange mouth movement is speaking into a red ice cream, the rooster has two red socks hanging out of it's mouth, the cat is wearing boots and Simba's mouth is open all the time!

Where am I? I swear I took no LSD!

And why can't anyone move their knees???!

[PikachuWii9]

Doody doo. Doo doo doo doo doo do doooooo doo. Doo doody do. Doody do do do do do doooooooo.

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

Now I know that Chris-chan has a real job.

[nesbroslash]

Everyone has the same fucking voice. EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FUCKING VOICE AND IT IS SCARING ME.

[riusu23]

WoW! Now this performance deserves an Oscar.:)

[SnakkeBikkje]

@riusu23 yeah, for the greatest voice acting XD

[Xithinar]

There isn't even a Facebook page for this 'game' - it's that good.

[windson7]

Holy shit thats some great voice acting.

first class

[CaptainAshSpearow]

You're lying! I never hit you! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, SIMBA!

[feh2]

This was on the ps2 right? If it came on the 360 I would love to see this shit's achievements.

[EndreVanan]

@feh2 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Holy fuck you actually played this game enough to beat it.

[CookiesAndGuns95]

@feh2 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Uhhh Ehhh Uhh Ehhh Uhhh Ehhh!

[Horrorlord1]

@CaptainAshSpearow The room LOL.

[Goldmagikarp1]

Great story Mark!

[mikstaslaya]

This video cured my cancer.

[PeanNefs]

is there even any gameplay in this so called game? :)

[marmarluxia]

7:44 - Look at the orange dog's head.

[Caldella]

The stages of watching Animal Soccer World:

1. That's not such a bad logo

2. That's a kinda dumb logo

3. Okay, this looks like it's going to be really childish

4. WTF?!

5. Incapability of speaking for several minutes due to shock of horrible-ness

6. The realization of the infinitely looping drums.

[MuscalityInObscurity]

Oh my fucking god... My ass just exploded because my brain can't even comprehend this piece of flying puppy shit

[Masterpretzel]

Wow this kinda is suck...

[number1HitlerFan]

This is DEFINITELY what inspired Grand Theft Auto's dialogue.

[Konanarian]

It's just only forty game.

[Konanarian]

I already got a name the Wild Dogs rrrrr

[vertoHUN]

3:46 "A real sucka' game!"

Now we're talking.

[rushnerd]

BROOMSTICKS AND BEDKNOBS

[TransitionWords]

. . . . . .

Am I dead?

[coffeeishappiness]

I-I can't stop laughing, at this point I can't tell if it's because of the video or the motherfreaking comments. X,D

[DenKulesteSomFins]

@coffeeishappiness me too!! I have been laughing for minutes

[NintendoNate25]

Voice direction by Tommy Wiseau.

[ThePieIsLie]

@NintendoNate25

The Animal Soccer Room?

[StonehengeMusic]

MY EYES!!! MY EARS!!! THEY BURN!!!!

[Happycat287]

Sweet Jesus this is awful.

[Banqirasu]

Is it a prequel to Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy?

GOTYAY

[MrReuploadVideo]

I didnt know Tommy Wiseau did voice acting.

[Horrorlord1]

@MrReuploadVideo Your tearing me apart MrReuploadVideo!!

[weylin6]

@MrReuploadVideo Something tells me he also produced, directed, and animated this.

[picklebond157]

@MrReuploadVideo o hai mark.

[77Lupin1]

3:32, the drugs kick in.

[Pooky1991]

TVtropes FTW! Now have to see how bad everything under the So Bad its Horrible trope really is.

DAMN!! I thought them guys who made Ratattoing were complete ripoffsO_O

[alenight85]

That gray dog with the red collar between 8:00 and 9:00 changes his voice everytime he talks.

[AerisMemory]

The first thing I thought was that looks a lot like that piece of crap ripoff of Aladdin called "Aladin" (in German), and then I spotted the "Dingo Pictures" in the video title. They are made by the same "animation" company...

It's hard to tell which is more of a travesty: the visuals or sound.

[tomgreensucksass]

Oh the narm, THE NARM!

[lanbir]

From the looks of it they put more effort into their logo animation than they have in all of their games combined.

Tommy Wiseau has been out-sucked.