Christopher Titus - Love Is Evol - Part 2/9

[williamccanner]

too fucking funny XD

[Ouroburos14]

Alright, so I'm in a happy relationship several months running now. I graduate high school this year, and I plan on getting prepared to start my life this Summer; fix up my truck, get a job that'll will allow me some money to store away, and looking around for college's to join.

Now I ask you: Is this what I should be watching? XD

[marshmellowman2011]

@Ouroburos14 lol

[Indogyearsimdead]

"but it's still your mom so I'm plamming a blade" XD

[brenegade7]

Ewwwwwww, AHHHHHHHHH!!!

[TheMetallicafan20]

Christopher Titus is such a riot his new standup was the best

[WhateverArtist]

"son, you were conceived during revenge sex."

Better then how I was conceived...she slept with my dad because she lost a bet... :c

[fuckinlayne]

What is Chris complaining about? He´s like 45 in this show and looks like he´s 30. Fuck, he´s almost as old as my dad but looks just as young as I do (29). (And I´m still drunk). By the way: thanks for uploading. Huge Titus fan right here.

[Corvus54]

I think his older stuff was a bit funnier. He kind of reminds me of what a mix between Jim Carrey and Ben Stiller.

[maju36able]

@Corvus54 i havent heard all of neverlution but what i did sounded really good

[elliotbrad]

I'll go see Christopher Titus on Thursday night! 

[bamachick190]

"Dad, your last marriage was performed in Reno by an ordained lesbian Elvis impersonator. Who you hit on!"

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

"And i realise, alright I'm gettin ready to drop the hog-"

"DAD! ... I don't even know what that means but PLEASE DON'T SAY IT AGAIN,"

ROFL XDDD

[sephiroth21347]

@xxRAWRxGIRLxx What are you gay now? What happened to you? Alright, Ill clean it up for your tender sensability. lolz

[daphne2blake]

@sephiroth21347 So... I'm getting ready to do your mom... xDD

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

@sephiroth21347 LOL XD

[NamikazeChiKouu]

Funny, near the end I took of my glasses and was like "HOLY FU- the background changed color :O" XD

[Viperbite19]

This man is so funny I rofl every time I listen to him.

[CowNamedMuffin]

His dad was National Guard, mine was Air Force. Military unite.

[TMGVampHacker]

"dad your last marriage was ordained in reno by a lesbian.." omfg lollll

[TheNerdygirl525]

@TMGVampHacker WHO HE HIT ON!!!

[teasybaby15]

5 ppl are assnozzles ;P

[jearl4279]

TO SEE PART ONE JUST TYPE IN "Love is Evol"!!!

[narumaki09]

what happened to part one?!!!!!!!!

[TheSugarAlchemist]

where's part one???

[Doreiku]

He buys me a z06 Corvette, I'll drop you off!!!

[ShortDrunkenMonkey]

Wow, you bunch of whores. Really? xD

[17MewIchigo]

son, you were conceived during revenge sex.

wow...that's just like the story of Christmas.

lmfao

[FellDarkpaw]

Lmao this makes every break up I've ever had seem funny as shit XD

[kaiishcutieXD]

moon light was shining off your mom's hair..she wasn't hearing the voices o.o...i was soberish xDD

[TheRainbowdinousaurs]

[insert quote here]

[Balbycute]

OMG< what he sais is sooooo true :D

[ThePeterBluth]

I have taken to calling people "ass-nozzles". I thank you, Titus!

[vegas2point0]

Who else watches this after losing a girl or after their parents fight XD

[NekomataII]

@vegas2point0 meeeee, just got cheated on

[hyperion2hger]

@vegas2point0 thanks for reminding me... xD

[gothicgoodytooshoos]

"She could do this thing with her leg and a nightstand...DAD!"

[shortgirl456]

Commandor of the stripper batalion lol

[blakereed92]

Wow you bunch of whores, really?

[Madcat151]

this guys a fucken pussy liberal douchedrinker

[sean19421]

9:43.... his eye twitches. maybe he has some hidden feelings about Christmas perhaps?

[NeighborhoodProjects]

"Quote from video"

[xThexWanderingxSoulx]

manic, depressive, schizophrenic alcoholic...my umbilical cord was a crazy straw. 

[8secHemiCharger69]

Sorry dude....... gotta 5 second rule

[rebelwithacause666]

I actually WAS concevied during revenge sex

[ReachingOutForGOD]

"But it's still your mother so I'm palming a blade..." 

[jjones77718]

car bom sorry dude

[whitliggett]

fix the volume...again

[metallicavoices]

"Wow you bunch of whores, really? is that how that how the crowd reacts? ewww, ahh" lol i love that line

[aj3138]

@metallicavoices me to I think it may be my favorite line in the whole special.

[danielmountain]

This guy isn't really that funny or clever.

You'd think that with his background he'd be better than this. But he isn't.

Daniel Tosh is great, though.

[PuppyKatNinja]

"Roam the country side and kill hookers with a spoon." So much win! XDD

[jbroization]

Report this fruitcup here's a direct quote" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[iamchibisango]

LOVE TITUS!!

[HMKain]

but its still ur mom so im palming a blade

[cowwoc1234]

His delivery is amazing, he barely pauses inbetween bits, its awesome

[sevelev711]

I don't want cash. I wanna jar.

[tarose71]

I see he lives in that house he was referring to in part 1 LOL ... glad I'm not the only one :-)

[valh4242]

LOVE him!!!



[2Dcornflake]

"He was 60..."

*OHHHH*

"And he had 20million dollars"

*Ahhhh*

"Wow, you bunch of whores, really? Is that how the audience reacts?"

that was reverse heckling xD

[jericosgirl300]

their entire relationship was based on sex and mental illness......

[TheDiscoveryofall]

White Lips and Capri Pants!!

[singerg02]

"*Limps out of the court room* Your honor, this is outrageous!!" LOL<3

[sevelev711]

All he had to say was "AAaahhhHHHaaaahhhhAAAAAaaHHaH­AhAHAhaHahAHAhaha!"

[MegaSeth91]

"So the cops cuffed the crazy bitch."

[BlitzkriegBrad]

YOUR HONOR THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

[GuitarPlayingFool93]

"wow, ya bunch of whores, really? Is that how the audience reacts?"

[xMCRxMSIx4xlife]

I'm suprised he didn't roam the countryside killing hookers with a spoon.

lmfao

[KillRAGErs]

car bomb, sorry dude lol

[musicianforlife8295]

I asked how I was conceived.... the condom broke.

[Cherise1125]

son you were conceived during revenge sex. WOW thats just like the story of Christmas! XD

[13BLACK13NINJA1313]

Great reason to not ask how you were conceived, besides the horrible mental images of your parents

[rasicar]

Sounds like his mother is a deep fried twinkie.

[Netherwolf6100]

The funny part is, if you've ever seen his father, Titus looks EXACTLY like him. So much so that its scary. Heh, it sucks about his divorce but he really is a great guy

[heavymetalvampyr]

it was a two-fer lol

[dariosoccer34]

hey report this fruit-cup. XD

[METALGEARMATRIX]

I shit myself at

"Wow you bunch of whores, really?"

[42feenix]

ill marry u titus ur hot

[loveecho248]

dont loook at who your with right now,bad time to glance over!!!! :)

[loveecho248]

ha he he is so funny 60 yrs old dammm!!!rich though!

[AwkwardYo]

He's so freakin' right about EVERYTHING.

[hahaha2250]

whats love got to do with it

[Capecodpilot13]

"Hey report this fruitcup!"

[TheSageLord]

"Wow, good job. Damn, nice."

[TheSageLord]

"Wow, good job. Damn, nice."

[snowrocker89]

that christmas story must have been disturbing cuz at 9:35 his right eye twiches XD lmao

[GerardRockMyWorld]

I love how you can hear the crowd go:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....oooooo­oohhhhhhh

XD

[TheZachMorris]

Who are the 2 retards that disliked this video?

[GameStar1300]

@TheZachMorris they missed

[TheZachMorris]

Who are the 2 retards that disliked this video?

[SuperBabySteff]

"Ill tell ya what, he buys me a Z06 Corvette, I'll drop you off on Wednesdays" xD

[drgamer505]

Kevlar is a extremely tight woven strong material used to stop the impact of small or large caliber weapons

[magicfoot2011]

YOUR HONOR THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

[GreenGearMood]

Carbomb.

Sorry, dude!

[LadyAmdis]

'Life-force killing ass-nozzles'

[MiaDepRockRionII]

"I'm getting ready to do your mom."

[hfilbeck09]

"My umbilical cord was a crazy straw" XD

[dk5388]

"anybody can have a relationship. But if your with a woman so crazy if you dont wear your caflone then u will never see the day light agian....thats exciting" DEAR GOD I AM GUILTY OF THE SAME THING LOL

[4everUSNavy]

@dk5388

he said kevlar. which is military term for Kevlar Helmets

[GreenGearMood]

@dk5388 *kevlar

[dk5388]

@GreenGearMood yes yes yes i know!!! sorry i was drunk at the time

[LorenaCaster]

I'm in love and I've thought of both suicide and murder - even if the murder wasn't for love reasons.

But this is awesome, reminds me of my love life! *laughs*

[MrNosnitram]

@ 9:32 Right after he says "wow, thats just like the story of christmas," his eye twitches. LOL

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"Umm, have you met my mother? 'Cause, frankly, she's a Batman villan."

[mrbigwang1991]

my mom shot n killed her last husband... my dad would always say "say dodged that bullet!"

[Zach1992B]

"YOUR HONOR THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!" XD

[SavuelAven]

One person hasn't contemplated murder

[ThunderBass9]

1 person is a "normal" person.

[yyhlover]

Thankfully, I only stayed with my ass nozzle for about six months. lol

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Wow ya bunch of whores. Really?

[redrage89]

she wasn't hearing the voices...i was sober-ish... lmfao!

[OutlawRebel117]

"Um...Have you met my mother? Cuz frankly she's a Batman villain."

[Zankiser]

MANIC Deppressive Schizophrenic... Alcoholic!

My umbilical cord was also a Crazy Straw!

[blackrose235]

"my umbilical cord was a crazy straw" LMFAO I hear ya there XD

[93sifuentes]

carbomb. sorry dude

[missyzanyahb]

dieeeeeeeeed laughing!!! 6:18

[XxRocQstaRxX]

1 person was conceived during revenge sex......

[redeyeduck]

@XxRocQstaRxX make that 4.

[DarkAngel123543]

Lol He make's the Cutest facial expressions.

[AshleyCriedCliche]

Car bomb! Sorry dude, I got a five second rule.

[AshleyCriedCliche]

Car bomb! Sorry dude, I got a five second rule.

[JustNateX]

@cjsellers2000 *Crazy straw*

[rebelbadboy20]

after knowing my mom, i'm surprised my dad didn't just roam the countryside killing hookers with a spoon. LOL

[csneigoski13]

wtf is an assnozzle?

[renfrowm]

@csneigoski13 exactly what it sounds like

[macncheese101pm]

"What are you gay now?!"

[pirategirlfan301]

she wasn't hearing the voices!

LOL

[PHIeagles22]

Hey kenny i think i gained two pounds, Really? pack your crap and get your ass outta here lardass

[movieaddict19]

In the middle of it, I mean im knee deep. DAD!!! LOL

[DarkAngel123543]

she could do this thing with her leg and a nightstand---DAD!!!!!!!!!

[hermies98]

@DarkAngel123543 dont make fun of circus people

[Floetry30]

army jacket and gogo boots is from the show Titus

[yepthatswhoiam]

wow one person is gonna have a devorce comming up

[DetroitRipCity32]

Carlos Mencia Dislikes this cause he doesn't know how to steal it

[IluvKirito]

OMG...Titus speaks nothing but the truth when it comes to relationships xD Or at least, the crappy ones lol. I feel bad that he's had enough bad ones to be so incredibly accurate though >.>;

[Celbus27]

she wasnt hearing the voices... O_O 

[fithydumaz]

car bomb  sorry dude lol

[sweetna22]

with that voice, i feel like his dad would be super sexy. idk. the voice he does for his dad is just super sexy

[TwistedChick051789]

Anyone know where i can find the end of the world tour?

[sweetkandy1984]

@TwistedChick051789 unfortunately I do not believe it is on youtube. at least not in it;s entirety. I do know you can find his segment of the 5th annual end of the world tour, all 41 minutes of it, on google videos.

[pastafarian19]

killing hookers with spoons.

[bIGnmIZTEE2]

@pastafarian19 its not that hard once you develop a routine. lol

[RandoMNorwegiaN]

Whoever disliked this is an ass!

[AlakimSirrah]

what the hell is a ass nossel?

[bIGnmIZTEE2]

@AlakimSirrah tis the nozzle that spews bullshit my friend.

[AlakimSirrah]

@bIGnmIZTEE2 learn something new every day. lol

[OutlawRebel117]

TITUS RULES!!!!

[NiLochlainn]

Batman Villain...this is now in my daily vocab.

[Di0genesus]

I was thinking of

An Adam Sandler Movie

Older man, "Loose skin"

[Zihon]

i just dodge that bullet! XD

[vankenshin123]

ahahahahahahahhaahha GREAT

[ihve2pee]

dont make fun of circus people kid

[crypter27]

Wow thats just like the story of christmas.

[DXFan1269]

Wow you bunch of whores, really?

Is that how the audience reacts?

Ewwww

Ahhhhh

[dAforgetful01]

I am not paying for therapy numnutts. XDD

[DrAchO2]

A conception story never before heard and none like it