Mel's Song

[SirRosco]

I freaking love this song! In my opinion it's Cosmo's best one!

[Hoohaa61]

love you for all this and everything more! :)

[mazar1212]

This song is ace....and best thing about it is my name is MELANIE.....will you spend the day with me?lol brill stuff,,amusing ;)

[nezamakesnosense]

awesome song! been singing it for the whole day today :D

[iniisane]

sexy

[Uncharted2]

Chords ??? :L

[EmmaLouiseGoodwin]

Your AMAZING. You didn't know this but ages ago My cousin ElliTargett sat on the same bus shelter as you and when she saw me the next time she was like oh my god shit I just sat on the same bench as the guys who sings 'Mel's song'. I love your music...(:

[Uncharted2]

We seriously need to get you famous Cosmo, your unique in levels of acting, directing, musician, writing. You are the sort of person that come's around every 10/20 years, your something else man. You need to be up there, you need to be on the radio, you DESERVE EVERYTHING GOOD THAT COMES YOUR WAY! My uncle is mates with the head of BBC music, i'm so gonna show your stuff to him.

[MeloTheInsomniac]

I will do no such thing.

[lilyroselovesu]

Fuck, I wish I was Mel.

[redrosessting1]

I think I know who this is for! My doctors daughter, she in the totnes area and she's called mel xxx

[lyslgp]

I love it, I love what you're doing. Bonne continuation ! :)

[Dobbythehouseelf1000]

hahahah my names melll this is the best song ever thumbs up if you agree

[jjwombatjj]

Find it funny that the add before the video was the x factor M&S one when I just watched, the two ends of the scale talent wise in under 5 minutes....

[MrNotaracist93]

i could listen to that intro forever

[gooseboiled]

this is such a good melody you should make a serious set of lyrics and put it with the tune, it's really good though, keep up the videos your sense of humour is so good man ahahh

[becnbri]

my name is melanie :-)

[ISavageBadgerI]

Brixham, eh?

[fruhest]

Who's the bassist? He's hot as HELL. :3

[pollinatedjane]

i enjoy your music Cosmo Jarvis. zealous dudes



[mosnotdef1]

ohhhhh, i never knew he was on a toilet lol!

[MissCaitlinEee]

happy birthday cosmo :) <3

[GreenerBeyy]

in love with this..not just 'cause i'm called mel:'D ♥

[MrOli4beat]

This song is so amazing, that when i found it i made an account just so i could like it :D

[lilyroselovesu]

Is it bad that I know all the words to this song

[zomgbubble1]

@lilyroselovesu no coz i doo too best song ever

[kobebryant24i]

im taking a shit LMAO funniest guy out man and i love the part i want you but i know you dont want too you will just point at my boner and say fuck off hoe

[Sopthie]

Somone needs to make lyrics for this song :)

[MissCaitlinEee]

@Sopthie umm, how long did you listen to the song? there are lyrics...

[Sopthie]

@MissCaitlinEee Noooo i mean a music lyric video -.- 

[Zerphik]

played at a party i was at last night, rocked it!

[pixie1595]

tunnneee

[rockerwere]

Damn that chorus is as catchy as herpes.

[MrJakel111]

them 14 cunts who disliked this song can go suieey cause cosmo is an amazing guy and singer, make me extremly proud to be from devon and ivybridge.

[xjessicaxmx]

this is such a catchy song! i love it :)

[PandaValentine]

I am obsessed with this song!

[aimsxo1]

thecatspjammerz

[bilsp1337]

i want that guitar<3

[MelmenXD]

WOW love this song, its weird because i'm called melanie:E and i lived in Brixham..... wow thats weird:L

[paneen]

missed u in bunters truro .gutted. when r u comming to cornwall next please let me know

[vesterpop]

Who knew that watching someone take a shit could be so moving?

[eden365]

@vesterpop well depends what movement you were hoping for.

[vesterpop]

@eden365 Oh ho ho! Touché, good sir!

[joelyne12594]

this is such an amazing song and you're an imense singer! i had no idea you only live down the road from my town! can you tell me any shows/gigs coming up round devon?

[MrLoadingscreen]

Holy shit, you guys are incredibly hilarious. And awesome.

[partyPANTLESS]

My Idol :) come to perth australia and make lots of money

[partyPANTLESS]

My Idol :)

[sophieBFC]

LOVE IT!!

[summsi33]

my favourite song :) ...

I discovered you today, and can`t say anything except ...WOW!!

you´re music and you are so beautiful. Thank you . I would like buy your CD ;) .

I hope so that you come to cologne (in germany)... PLease please please :)

good luck and thank you so much! new fan...kim ;)

[EmilyDoxo]

i love you cosmo jarvis please please come to Dublin!

[EmilyDoxo]

i love you cosmo jarvis :)

[Jamesnpk]

i played this for my girlfirend called mel and had never listened to it before. Love this song

[Rebecaaxo]

I think you should come do a tour in the U.S

Why can't American guys be this hot? :(

[Eyelinerandall]

cosmo jarvis, get in my bed.

[lgangeles7]

Dude that guy is hot. I was expecting some skinny ass wanker.

[Abby031095]

<3 AMAZINNGG

[SpenUK]

Fuck Yes! <3

[TheLogrob]

Is the bass player from newquay if sooo GET ON!!!!

[mm12994]

u guys r hottttttt

[MsNeonLove]

Thiss song is my favourite out of all of them <3

..........im going for a shit

[MsNeonLove]

Thiss song is my favourite out of all of them <3

..........im going for a shit

[bigfootbabe]

i dont understand how people can dislike this...

[Sopthie]

I going for a shit !! was not exsecting that lol ! and anyways love the song and hope you got mel back she sounds like a great girl

[TrickyD360]

1) FUCKING BRIXHAM :D

2) cosmo jarvis = legend

3) i hope mel spent another day with you man...and many many more

4) fucking awesome song too

that is all

[TizzyLocomotion]

This is the first time I've seen a music video where the lead singer decides to take a shit.

[1plainlazy]

@TizzyLocomotion apart from 'poo on you' by smouse :)

[jasonbaggenstos]

@TizzyLocomotion watch ''rich bitch'' by ''die antwoord''

[chrissy1605]

I just heard this song in the radio ;D

[TizzyLocomotion]

So, are you gay, bi, or straight? I'm so confused. lol

[MsSalina27]

Honey, i would slap you ANYDAY! ;)

[MsSalina27]

Honey, i would slap you ANYDAY! ;)

[hunterand1]

There hasnt actually been 135,141 people that have watched this, ive just pressed the replay button 74.367 times.

[dancechic2997]

COSMOJARVIS<3

[shannondobinson]

pressed the replay button countless times!

[shannondobinson]

pressed the replay button countless times!

[WonderfullyWierd1]

its crude but it's awesome :D

[TheJonesGirlAndCo]

I wish my name was Melanie or Maxine, but I'm more like the Crazy Screwed up Lady, what a bugger! -.- Love this song <3

[TheArsenique]

I have that same hat... I now love the bass player

[networkstudios]

Brixham FTW

[cn12348]

the lyrics is fucking good :D

[jacketman92]

3:40 till 3:49... damn that guy on bass, he's so damn cute...also quite attracive when he's shirtless

[jacketman92]

1:40 till 1:49... the guy on bass looks so god damn cute...

[cn12348]

sexy mouth ;)

[liveandunsigned]

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[tristaNINchains]

I know the Mel that this song was written about!! She is fucking awesome! As is Cosmo... long time no see!

[XredgirlX]

brixham smells like fish

[jak089]

Chords: Verse:E, F(Sharp), B

[Fishilisation]

So romantic!

[delleralex]

Saw you the other day in London! You were ABSOLUTELY amazing. 2011 is going to be a big year for you! Xx

P.S. Also coming to see you in Brighton.

[steph92harry]

I want to buy this song on Itunes! Please put it on there??

[kittycatattacksu]

I like the way you say "Britain", Cosmo.

[dudeofdixie]

@kittycatattacksu I think he said "Brixon" or some other local area. Although I may be pressing it with how strong his accent is haha.

[IwanMac17]

@dudeofdixie brixham, yeah

[xMadDisaster]

@kittycatattacksu He says Brixham, its in Torbay/Devon :)

[Faliacanteatgrass]

@xMadDisaster I live in Torbay! :')

[xMadDisaster]

@Faliacanteatgrass I use to live there, and know Cosmo's cousin :L

[mm12994]

iTunes????????

[lilalcoholicbreck]

This song, like almost all of your songs rings so true. We've all had a mate or sadly even been that mate at one point in "She's got you"! And this, man... She wasn't called Melanie but fuuuuccck.

[sarathtly]

exllent

[DsayJenks]

This was better than some video's WITH budgets.

And ps. Shitting WHILE playing the guitar is a hell of a talent ! :)

Cheers

[meitagh]

This track has grown on me....first it was "Gay Pirates", then "She's got you"...and now this.....I don't like Maxine....the video freaks me out, guess I am too much of a pussy.

[kratoso7man]

This one and maxine are my favourite from cosmo jarvis

[magicmaggey90]

Love it

[Nonvivant]

My name's melanie... ahahaha

It kinda makes me jump every time he says the name

[greenday1978]

@Nonvivant lool, you know he would wash his balls for you dont you?

[Nonvivant]

@greenday1978 I'm flattered ;)

[99randomdude99]

you got guitar tabs you could send me i NEED to learn to play this

[missclownfish]

Nice...:D

[Sayeth0Di0Puppeth]

I hope no guy ever writes a song like this for me. >.>

Don't get me wrong, it's catchy and funny, but if I were Melanie and I saw this, I'd be a little disturbed.

[SnipersPlanet]

@Sayeth0Di0Puppeth Asshole?

[Sayeth0Di0Puppeth]

@SnipersPlanet I didn't mean it like that... I mean, it's a cute and funny song, but if it were directed at me I'd be a little uncomfortable, especially if I didn't exactly like the guy. >.>

It's entirely personal. I didn't say it wasn't a good song. xP

[Skymann24]

need guitar tab !!!!

[EastCoast515]

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

[initbayere09]

this should be in the charts

[maxblackman1]

i like this song and this question is a bit random but wich brixham is it??

[lelowi]

@maxblackman1 i think they are on about Brixham, Devon :) tbh that is the only brixham i know of (im from Brixham myself) i hope that helped :)

[TheLedgend1000]

Great gig last night cosmo best song there.  Whats your new album called and where can i get it from?

[heeeyitsmelanieee]

my names Melanie (: great song!

[Bobster930]

@heeeyitsmelanieee Cool story bro.

[ParisianSkyline]

this is adorable.

[rinniswi214]

I really wish my name was mel... hahaha I love this song and Cosmo Jarvis!!!!! :)

[SeargentConrad]

I'd love it if this came on mtv haha

[Coolers1993]

Its 2:53 in the morning but i love this song soooo much so i had to turn my computer on and have just 1 more listen . . . .Way to addictive . . .Keep it up CJ

[Coolers1993]

I just found out about this band but i already love them

[yummysunnypop]

i friggin love this song! and i'm a girl that says a lot from ur music ;) plus ur super hot

[defenceman20]

you should come back to the Netherlands, we miss you!

[MissDollhouseRock]

if a boy would sing such a song to me, with that kind of lyrics, i would instantly be in love. thumbs up for straight forwardness! ;)

[JonAllen123]

GUITAR TAB/ CHORDS FOR THIS AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

[JonAllen123]

GUITAR TAB PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE, I NEED TO LEARN THIS SONG!

[LaDameAnne]

Wow Its really good. And it´s a bit like Jamie T. Do you know him?

Go on making this great music! Ah and do you have an album ?

[LaDameAnne]

Wow Its really good. And it´s a bit like Jamie T. Do you know him?

Go on making this great music!

[ChrisPiper006]

im from brixham :D 

[HannaWhatElse]

Would you send me the lycris from the chorus ?

I Love this song.No,I love all of songs from you. :)

[BexX4k]

great song great video.

but i dislike the intro :)

[SarahxMariie]

i'm from germany too, haha. :D

i love this song! ;) - GREAT ! (Y)

[Atreju1987]

Support from Germany!!! Awsome song. When u are in germany let me know.

I trie to announce ur song...

[Childrenofbodom7]

i hope you got mel after this song..

[5192steffi]

wow you are so so great i like you so

[manohordijk]

how did it fucking end, come on tell us..

[MeddiDecay]

Oh, i really love this song. <3 <3 Great. And the video is awesome. I adore you, you made a song about my name!! :D

[megakick27]

wirklich richtig gut!!! =)

great video.... great song!!!

[princessadult]

i reeeeeeeeeally love this guy! :D

[J4ckELSam]

excellent the drummer plays guitar and the guitarist play the drumm on 2:12. Guy´s awesome video and song!!!!

[Chazzyman12345]

I'll wash my balls if say that yo'll grab them.

LEGEND.

[MultiGurkan]

I love this song :D

[Shakkaluka]

I massively adore this song :-)

[andygri10]

big ups on the song, but my sister's called melanie...so i'm sorry but i'm gonna have to literally beat the shit out of you now (:

[eveissocool]

im going for a shit

[tschako95]

I love the song <3

[Luca0hi]

wow , a great song !

can i have guitar tabs for this song , ?

[crackoish]

@Luca0hi hey dude if you have the taps yet , could you send a link or so on ?? :)

i think its so cool to play this song with my friends ;D

thx

[Luca0hi]

@crackoish no , i have sent an email to cosmojarvis but he hasn't answered, sorry for my bad englisch.

[TheMelK84]

I'd like to spend a day with you,...by the way my second name is: Felia :D

[conchita4all]

I'll see you live tomorrow :D

Paredes de Coura :D

[BradDjPlay]

horny straight guy , lol i love him !!!

[lizzybeth0]

I'm going for a shit

[Phiiinilein]

You are sooo gr8!

I love U!

Could you meake a better version of Jessica Alba´s number.

PLEASE.

=)

[8trayog]

keep doing what you do and one day you;ll be massive!!!!!!

[wavecrasherlove]

Still love this song ♥

[Ertiee]

This is great !

[tallpplh8er]

love it!!

[TheIRiShCaSaNoVa]

"il wash my balls if you say youll grab them"

"youll ust point at my boner and say fuck off home"

after them two lines i became hooked...catchy shit, i hope he wiped the seat:D

[surfymay]

dude coud you do this on uke



[MissDollhouseRock]

i love that they wear their caps backwards, nobody does that anymore these days. such a shame :)

[Ninizinha95]

I'm going to see you in paredes de coura this summer =]

[squilly22]

we need artists like you where i live. (: your just amazing.

[conchita4all]

Gonna see you in Paredes de Coura guysm can't wait :D

Melanie, won't you spend the day with me, I don't know how to spell your second name, but I'll try :D

[Ethanwazere]

katey northcott is gay

[TheUselessJ]

i saw you at southside and i was pretty suprised, caus´ i had not listen to your music before. it was really great. i think i need to buy your album ;-)

[chuckthenorrisator]

very cool conzert on saturday and the drumer, mhhh you tiger XD

i was in the front row ^^ wonderful

[melanielotta]

haha my name was melanie ^^

[ChattyNati]

You can buy it on iTunes.

[Melbusiness]

My name is Melanie, and yes Cosmo i want to spend the day with you.

[valium105]

hurricane...rulez xD

[Courage69able]

i llooooooooove this song so much. can we buy it somewhere? Someone mentioned hollister.

[MemosOfMe]

Was there actually a Melony?