@00fatmat00 It reads better when actually delivered than read without inflection on the Internet. I was intending to make a culturally relevant joke on the spot and it (purposely) came out wrong. Perhaps I should have added elipses to make that clearer.
Bill Hicks: "Gallagher, only America would produce a comic named Gallagher. Gallagher: a comedian who at the end of his show, destroys PERFECTLY good food with a sledge hammer...Gee I wonder why we're hated the world over!.."
man you just made my day.. i smashed a watermelon for no reason yesterday and all i could think in my head was 'black gallager doesnt go out like no punk bitch wit a malit' i needed to see this clip. thanks!
hehe black gallagher killing people is hilarious. old gallagher which makes this joke make sense, and is a real deconstruction of america, is oddly unfunny as if she stole the comedy he created. that said dave chapelle rocks the
WOW I just noticed that dave is in the audience!! and i think he said "PEE ON US!!" like a reference to R kellys parody. AND THEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH!!!!!...... :O god damn.....
i watched the real gallagher b4 i watched this and i see where he now gets it from. black gallagher is soo much better than the original. black gallager bitch!!!
he said 'Osama Been Hiding'
also I ain't no punk biatch to go out with some mallet !
*click, click* glock !p0p, p0p, p0p! lmao
DarkRezo 6 days ago
lol i gotta warrant!
jukka4president 1 month ago
ROFL that lady has the funniest look and scream
captainfrost24 1 month ago
"Smash some fruit you black son of a bitch" lmao gets me all the time!
MrCervantesx69st 1 month ago
FUNNY AS FUCK !
KelsIdgaf000 2 months ago
That leprechauns on acidd
ShaqEatsAirplane 2 months ago 2
He's crazy... He's crazy like meee.
vasculardisease02 3 months ago
BLACK GHALLAGER BIITCH!!
imobeus1 3 months ago
Hez crazy like mee XDD
NinaKRicci 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The real Gallager disliked this vid 17 times
Jaguwar1804 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hope you like my outfit, the queer guys came by had an eye for me!
Jaguwar1804 4 months ago
Has anyone noticed on 0:49 he says... "PEE ON US" LMFAO!!! R KELLY
Roan82Drummer 5 months ago 4
I wish there were new episodes. Man I loved this show.
bcbp14 5 months ago
I GOT WARRANTS!!!!!!!!! Lol
180karon 5 months ago
Black Ghallager Bitch
Roddog813 6 months ago
That leprechaun's on acid!
DrPoon 6 months ago
osama bin hidin'
TADGELL 6 months ago
Well Black Ghallager doesn't go out like no punk bitch!! With a mallet!!
ATLchucktaylor90 6 months ago
Fuckin classic. Lol
foxyladykiller 7 months ago
THIS LIKE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SKITS THIS GUY EVER DID.....MAYBE HE'S CRAZY CRAAAZZY LIKE ME...YALL READY TO SMASH SOME FRUIT?
lilmercy23 7 months ago
ha somebody got shot
supershadow1999 8 months ago
BLACK GHALLAGER BITCH!! THATS RIGHT!!!
LocalHero215 8 months ago
Osama Bin Laden? Why don't they call him Osama Bin Dead Guy?
Saintnick90 8 months ago
@Saintnick90 i hope you were not tryin to be funny cause that was a lame comment
00fatmat00 6 months ago
@00fatmat00 It reads better when actually delivered than read without inflection on the Internet. I was intending to make a culturally relevant joke on the spot and it (purposely) came out wrong. Perhaps I should have added elipses to make that clearer.
Saintnick90 6 months ago
i got warrants!
BryanY069 8 months ago
i have had the beginning of this sketch on my mind ever since i heard of bin laden dying. true story.
drulz 9 months ago 12
why dont they call him Osama Been Dyin!
Patrick86L 9 months ago 6
OSAMA BIN HADEN...is Now OSAMA BEEN DEAD...not very clever but guess what
AMERICA!!!!!!
rickross22 9 months ago
"Osama Bin Laden, why don't they call him Osama bin Haden"
Very relevant right now...
jrossutubeedt2 9 months ago 11
Thnx for uploading.
casper123 9 months ago
I'm just now realizing he was referecing Lucky Charms.
WingmanUnited 9 months ago 3
I love how dave is on the crowd and yells "PEE ON US!!" and opens his mouth! :P
MadJackLightning 9 months ago
lol he shot a guy
summerport 10 months ago
black gallager aint no punk bitch!!
OGMENDOZA661 11 months ago
I got warrants!
DoseofvitaminE 11 months ago
LMMFAO @ popping his suspenders!
Johnnybuze 11 months ago
" I GOT WARRANTS!" - LMFAO! This was great
Kajira26 11 months ago
Did anybody else here dave in the audience yell "pee on us"!. I died when I heard that
bigjune254 11 months ago
Did anybody else here dave in the audience yell "pee on us"!. I died when I heard that
bigjune254 11 months ago
BLACK GALLAGHER BITCH!!! THAT'S RIGHT! *pops suspender*
SkyChord2010 1 year ago
LMAO .49 he said "pee on us"
lubui2583 1 year ago
@lubui2583 hahahaha he did say that, never even realized
nornevhardcore 1 year ago
@nornevhardcore few seconds later the guy next to him said "come on you black son of a bitch" lmao
lubui2583 1 year ago
lmao this clip is still funny as hell !
Black Gallagher dont go down like no punk bitch with a mallet! *pop pop pop*
Black Gallagher bitch! *pops suspenders* LMAO!!!
ToonSxO 1 year ago
Black Gallager is fake! If he was real he would've eaten the watermelon!!
theirishinc 1 year ago
Black gallager bitch!!!
That is my new catchphrase
DjPaanda 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! i love this !
l0uisz 1 year ago
Both crest9999 and this skit both kick some serious ass...!!! I love this shit!!...rofl lmao simply classic and exquisitely epic
Rx7Force101 1 year ago
Bill Hicks: "Gallagher, only America would produce a comic named Gallagher. Gallagher: a comedian who at the end of his show, destroys PERFECTLY good food with a sledge hammer...Gee I wonder why we're hated the world over!.."
ERiiK98 1 year ago
@ERiiK98 i hope your being funny.
lubui2583 1 year ago
@lubui2583 was it funny or not? do I give a fuck? no. thats the answer to your question over and over again.
ERiiK98 1 year ago
@ERiiK98 your a happy individual.
lubui2583 1 year ago
Black Gallagher is funnier than the real Gallagher!!
laparka1138 1 year ago 6
Osama bin laden, they need to call em Osama been hidin, lol!!!
gangsta9181 1 year ago
@seraphtenathos who fucking cares
SCHARPlikeashark 1 year ago
I love how, between the title of the video and the description, the uploader managed to misspell "Gallagher" three times, each in a different way.
SeraphThanatos 1 year ago 4
Black Gallager Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
lilmiloxxx 1 year ago
this shit is funny as fuck
pjicleanair420 1 year ago
thts wht im talking bout pink hearts yellow moons green clovers orange stars tht lepercauns on acid!
Grassy1990 1 year ago
Well Black Gallager dont go out like no punk bitch with a mallet !!
kenenkel 1 year ago
black ghallager bitch
whatthehellvideos 1 year ago
man you just made my day.. i smashed a watermelon for no reason yesterday and all i could think in my head was 'black gallager doesnt go out like no punk bitch wit a malit' i needed to see this clip. thanks!
atomsplatem 1 year ago
Pee on us rofl
2921d 1 year ago
great
Metrosexualmod27 1 year ago
I got warrants!
TheStrongblackman 1 year ago 3
Black Gallagher Bitch!!
MultiFeezy 1 year ago
He's crazy... Crazy like me haha
StonerWithaBoner09 1 year ago
R ya ready ta smash some froot!
stillrob420 1 year ago
why didnt he eat it :(
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 1 year ago
ARE YOU READY TO SMASH SOME FRUIT!? OMG!!!
alannahgraves 1 year ago
I got warrants!
chosenxeno 1 year ago
Haha he said smash the fruit you black son of a bitch
kaj34 1 year ago
Thats Great! lol
unclebugspayton 1 year ago
that look at 0:12 is priceless
CoombesKidd 1 year ago
well black gallager doesn't go out like no PUNK BITCH!......BLACK GALLAGER BITCH!!!
lllEMuRdAlll 1 year ago
osama BIN HIDIN!!!
genius
MusicalAgenda 1 year ago
But the real Gallagher was pretty corny....and a hater on other comedians as well.
youngt86 1 year ago
black galager bitch
CarbineKingClassic 1 year ago
Learn to rip from DVD or just stop posting videos. Or at least get a tripod. Damn.
DKqwerty 1 year ago 30
then dont watch it dumbass
Crest9999 1 year ago 106
@Crest9999 u know dont watch it good post my dude.
luvkush29 1 year ago
@Crest9999 LOL, pwned
johnnybolas79 1 year ago
@Crest9999 That's right, you tell him
owlsrfun47 1 year ago
Don't be a dumbass and post crap videos.
ynotdrol2 1 year ago
@Crest9999 thats a troll buddy dont pay em no attention
Auron46 1 year ago
@Crest9999 haha AAAAARROOON
SCHARPlikeashark 9 months ago
@Crest9999 He's a dumb ass because he pointed out this is shit.
DoubleAssClown 4 months ago
@DKqwerty if he puts of the ripped version...youtube will recognize it and prevent it from being posted
CrazyForCooCooPuffs 1 year ago
@DKqwerty or u can do it urself and stop hating on ppl damn
alanlancer008 7 months ago
I got warrants!
TreyParkersBitch 1 year ago
bLACK GALAGER DOESNT DO IT LIKE A PUNK BITCH!
ecco419 1 year ago
Lmao! Damn that shit was funny
Ojay937 1 year ago
0:54 "smash the fruit you black son of a bitch" lol
weentaguy07 2 years ago
@weentaguy07 i think thats the same guy that played the gay kkk guy in the black white supremacist kkk skit.
UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE 1 year ago
that leprachuans on acid haha i miss this show
Oct0b3rsGh0st 2 years ago
haha he was like "BLACK GALLAGHER BITCH YEAH THATS RIGHT!" then he pops his strap like he was poppin his collar! haha
lilPAYASO545 2 years ago
I got warrants!!!
HothHan 2 years ago 3
black gallagher dosent go out like no punk bitch with a mallet hahah.
onionbootyman 2 years ago
hehe black gallagher killing people is hilarious. old gallagher which makes this joke make sense, and is a real deconstruction of america, is oddly unfunny as if she stole the comedy he created. that said dave chapelle rocks the
dbaxte1 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
No talent hack has to rag on someone who's REALLY funny.
Chappelle is shit.
SyvetheShairks 2 years ago
aT 0.50 YOU CAN SEE DAVE CHAPELLE YELL PEE ON US!!!!!!!!
MrKeimon 2 years ago 6
@MrKeimon haha lol i heard it haha
lilPAYASO545 2 years ago
I love how those two dudes high five after that fucking lame ass "Osama Been Hidin'" joke.
zedrein18 2 years ago 2
DRINK THIS KID! IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!!! YOU'LL BE ROUNDIN UP ALL THE BITCHES IN NO TIME! xD
envy400 2 years ago
Totally not how it goes.
ratedr3 2 years ago
wanna smash some fruits ?!!
BLACK GALLAGHER BITCH !! LOOOOL XDD
SinanNeugeb 2 years ago 2
pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, orange stars...
that leprechaun's on acid!
ShitSoda 2 years ago 59
@ShitSoda that shit is too damn LMMFAO
08Jrockstar 1 year ago
@ShitSoda Best part hahaha
MystriusBurdedDrumma 1 year ago
Whoops I guess it's "Pee on us!" I hadn't seen this in years and years.
EvanTeH 2 years ago
PISS ON ME!!!
EvanTeH 2 years ago
Chapelle show, chapelle shoW!
hardrain08 2 years ago
Fucking classic.
Dregan 2 years ago
the queer guys came buy and had an eye for me lol
scheercat 2 years ago 4
It takes talent to make Gallagher funny.
svdvr 2 years ago 4
LOL!
WCarson1993 2 years ago
dave is a genius. he can even make a send up of possibly the corniest comedian ever
ghariiscool 2 years ago 4
BLACK GALLAGHER BITCH LMFAO!!!
Kevbro180 2 years ago 3
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Kevbro180 2 years ago
black gallager doesnt go out like no punk bitch with a mallot BOW! BOW! BLACK GALLAGER BITCH!!!
loydboy1 2 years ago
aw man, my ribs are hurting from laughing.
inmotionpics 2 years ago 3
"i got warrents" lmao
yetipoop 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO
stancexpunks 2 years ago
i dont think it matters how many times ive seen these chappelle show sketches...i laugh every fuckin time
Wdd4lif3 2 years ago 4
WOW I just noticed that dave is in the audience!! and i think he said "PEE ON US!!" like a reference to R kellys parody. AND THEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH!!!!!...... :O god damn.....
619mark619 2 years ago
Chappelle is a comedic genius, which is further evidenced by the fact that he not only knows who Gallager is, but does a spot on impression of him
Shittywaffles 2 years ago
black galager BITCH!!
619mark619 2 years ago
0_0 I got warrants! -runs-
NoobSmokeomegaOnaga 2 years ago
thank you for posting this finally someone has
BLACKxGALLAGHER 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wanna see me smash some fruit
robdar76 2 years ago
i watched the real gallagher b4 i watched this and i see where he now gets it from. black gallagher is soo much better than the original. black gallager bitch!!!
rdsxlvr22 2 years ago 3
word homie the white one is whack not funny at all its what we black fold call white ppl comedy
yetipoop 2 years ago
really, gallagher is what i call hick comedy.
CheStillFighting 2 years ago
you dont have to try and talk black on the internet.
WCarson1993 2 years ago
you dont have to try and suck dick either cause your a natural
yetipoop 2 years ago
woahh original, lemme guess, it was either that or a mom joke?...
WCarson1993 2 years ago
lol Dave's in the audience. Oh man...
SoulfulBrutha5805 2 years ago
are ya ready ta smash some fruit
armand111 2 years ago
I'm just happy the real Gallager is not a black man, that would be too much.
SPEAKANDSPELL81 2 years ago 3
lol that leprachauns on acid
booccs87 2 years ago 6
Pee on Us!
rBrad4D 2 years ago
I love that part!!
patriotpride16t 2 years ago
listen real hard to the white guy at 0:55 he says you blaxk son of a bitch lol
MHAYES7279 2 years ago 3
lol i noticed that to
kool207 2 years ago
I GOT WARRANTS!
and i actually do AHHA
chepe371 2 years ago
wanna watch me smash some fruit?
marshallrick81 2 years ago
lol dave is the best!
pito316 2 years ago 3
funny ass shit
SNjegovan 3 years ago 5