American Football - Pick Me

[sebastian5599]

fake and gay

[Snakeeization]

comercial it's so fake...

[semperfoo24]

The Andre Johnson one....I totally believe. He's goin' on my team!!

[L3etninja]

I can guarantee that none of these are fake.

[Ask14Ask]

@L3etninja prove it so

[Gon4rch]

Are some of this vids fake?

[KRUKnKUIPpwnSCULLY]

Braylon Edwards should play with a blind fold more often

[KUpad1995]

first one is clearly fake, look at the wall at 0:09, then again at 0:13, it changes

[goo5976]

are you guys not aware that the football becomes a basketball whenever it hits the air?

[itzmeee98]

the 3rd one is fake

[MatthewThomasWxm]

David Akers is such a douche.

[iLOVESOFTBALL1411]

thats crazy!

[Ataxia47]

The art of recieving...

It in the butt.

[moogasushi]

fake and gay

[RainbowRoundabout]

@moogasushi your a fucking faggot cos you watch raywilliamjohnson

[moogasushi]

@RainbowRoundabout How does that make me a faggot? Your the kid with "Rainbow" in his name lmfao

[RainbowRoundabout]

@moogasushi if you watch raywilliamjohnson your a fucking faggot

[dj79790]

@RainbowRoundabout i watch him but im no faggot .

faggot!!!

[mitchnicko03]

the last guy is a dick

[pussayman]

5:51 ... thats not impossible????

[nypackersfan]

its not call american football the only football is these not those pussy soccer

[richiboy5632]

Small Hoe... Say Wha??

[jimjamify92]

"Everyone sitting at home, I want you to check this out" No thanks...I got better things to do

[BubuGaldwin]

I am actually glad its fake, otherwise I would have to start believing in magic...

[GoingYard7]

Laurence Maroney had the best advice...SOLD!!! lol

[tahaisawsome]

It's fake but if I had to pick one I would pick Andre Johnson

[AM1245781]

Mason Crosby is the man

[Eddylad2009]

Cool idea, but obviously staged

[TheStephenator1000]

This is faked...

[mizzwizz100]

the last one wasint that hard :L

[TzPrime]

wanna be asian at the end

[Darksider96ful]

Is it a fake?

[koalafresh]

@Darksider96ful yes

[DiggerTWDSPN]

Aimbot.

[kaptan1469]

2:55

[JewPlaysAGame]

3:50 David Beckham can do that by kicking a ball....

[DreamBigSwimStrong]

@JewPlaysAGame

So can Remi Gaillard ;)

[dfpcmaia]

HAX

[davigp96]

cheater.

[nokoin]

Pick me Grasshoppa! lol



[Pinebushfootball]

@xxdj0kxx

Wtf is wrong with u u british piece of shit get a life y r u watching a football vid if u make fun of it handegg makes no sense. Soccer. Fun... But gay. Pretend to get tripped. Did u see these guys? They CAN do that shit

[xxdj0kxx]

@Pinebushfootball Umad? L0L n british? am dutch. YOU piece of shit.

n am N0T watching a footbaII video cause FootbaII is a different sport.

this is american HANDEGG n what do u mean Handegg makes no sense r u BLIND? L0L watch the video cause thats american HANDEGG

NFL=american Handegg= a Rejected 0bese sport

FOOTBALL = FlFA= the big B0ss

[TheNotoriousJesus]

@xxdj0kxx

You mean Football where you cry out every contact with the ball? "AWW SHIT BIATCH IM GONNA DIE TEH BALZ TOUCH MA FOOT NOO /CRY"

[xxdj0kxx]

@TheNotoriousJesus onIy N00BS say that about FootbaII

[TheNotoriousJesus]

@xxdj0kxx

What are you some 15 year old COD player?

[SaneaBRAT]

chriss sims

[5cifen]

i mustve found the ark cuz these skills are out of this world!

[GhettoPandask8]

The only one that wasn't convincing was the guy at 1:15, the last one he kicked was very obviously going to the left when it ascended but when it descended it was suddenly going to he right. Everything else was spot on.

[Ksvran]

I just love nogger icecream.

[aksaboutm3]

in this league if theres a hoe, no matter how small, u gotta be able to get through her

[ricardocerdawaak]

4:43 Look at that man.. He is using a camuflage!!!!

[bauke234]

4:35 he must have been running very very fast just when you couldn't see him anymore -_-

[ReaneyBoy]

I can do all that, just dont want to...

[supermarioslinger]

In this league if there's a hoe, no matter how small, you gotta be able to get through it.

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[heyitsjonn0110]

with the first one, they could have easily just hid the ball in the wall. that way when he punched thro it, he simply grabbed it from the inside.

[krlinkyi]

lol why the fuck are people calling it american handegg. it called american football if you haven't noticed. plus american footballers have to were pads because there are almost no rules on tackling, in rugby you're not alowed to tackle high and you have to make an attempt to wrap around the player. were as in american football that does not apply. why hate on american football, so just fuck off

[SenseiChallenge]

Andre Johnson caught it only because............ HE'S BLACK.

[pussayman]

at least the all blacks skills were believable - some of these are stupidly fake

[pepsiandsnapple]

the green bay packers kicked, crosby, was the most impressive, he kicked it all the way up to the bell, and that didnt look fake, these guys are FREAKS OF NATURE

[MrEnriqueag]

@pepsiandsnapple Its all fake you must be american if you beelieve is not

[spokanemom47]

mason crosby 259 feet in air and that6 far u could make a 150 yard feildgoal jeeze this is so fake!

[spokanemom47]

and jason campble !

[spokanemom47]

redskins yes the first 1 but thsi is fake anyway

[MultiSwimming123]

fake fake....



[cheesynounou]

is this real or fake

[planesrule100]

Amazing

[GiefGoldPlx]

Obviously fake but still cool nonetheless. For example, the 2 receivers one is physically impossible.

[SuperTechno10]

@GiefGoldPlx um no not really....

[MonkeyTurtle100]

How many takes?

[zonkone88]

What the Fuck!? Best Clip I Ever Seen. Bro! Crazy Skills. You find the "KUAN" greets from Germany. Sick Movie..sick

[TotallyThemOneGuys]

you can hit the uprights but cant make it in between them huh. sorry im looking for true talent.......DENIED

[BAZZROISKY]

sooooooooo fake



[theOYRISHCLOVER]

Hooooly freakin shit. 0.0

[MrKannikka]

its all about the ZEN motherfucka

[mashito2]

Dont be stupid, its fake ..... and that was say on official site.... Just look at the official video and u can read it somewhere

[mrxai658]

this must be god or something ?????

[eskamoso2]

there is only one football , how this can be called football , when it's played with the hands ?

why not renamed to FOOT HANDS OR HANDS AND FOOT ... live real , be real and find the real football

[AssExtinction]

I used to do all of that stuff, untill i tried the part with a car and lost my head....

[savagesmartie123]

every one who says that its fake is not talented enough to ever do it for themselves

[sharpygvet]

@savagesmartie123 Really though you think everyone of these is real?

[shabbygrace]

2:57 IN this leauge if theres a hoe no matter haw small you have to get through her

[inotetekietar]

fake fake fake

[iQsalltime]

wow is this real



[BasicCubes]

Why does all say:Check me out?



[Bouncer246]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then i took common sense to the head!

[SuperOriginalGuy]

@JusticeisBliss I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then I got a girlfriend

[JusticeisBliss]

@SuperOriginalGuy I find it ironic, how your name is "SuperOriginalGuy" yet your comment is almost identical to "askfask's comment

[SuperOriginalGuy]

@JusticeisBliss you're a fucking idiot, Is your only reply to that "UM YOUR NAME IS SO STUPID BECAUSE YOUR COMMENT DOESN'T EVEN RESEMBLE IT" think of something else, and stop sheeping around making those jokes I think everyone in the damn world has heard them

[JusticeisBliss]

I was once an amazing footballer like them, then I took an arrow too the knee.

[ccconrad88]

@JusticeisBliss Congratulations!! You are the 1 millionth person to say that!

[askfask]

@JusticeisBliss i never took an arrow to the knee, that's why i get LAID!



[JusticeisBliss]

@askfask Its a meme, get over it. Its meant to be repeated dickhead

[askfask]

@JusticeisBliss too much anger..

[Masskill43]

lol fake

[lifesaach]

F A K E..

[SingleForTheNight89]

who wants a kicker who cant make a kick

[MrSeanyA]

@SingleForTheNight89

The Ravens Apparently did.

[SuperGracie1234]

i would like to see them do that in a game

[SND4Cal]

i used to do that, but i took a scrotum to the chin

[sims3mij]

Awesome!

[bierbusch]

i would pick... after effects, to fake this video.

[2pirate0]

i picked david akers because he's the only kicker that made a field goal

[MegaFunnyman1999]

Violets r blue lemons r sour open your legs and give me a hour

[mittalion]

i heard he fingered a chick....she died

[kkrrll123]

i would pick all these guys... as backups

[GuyNamedCarl]

@kkrrll123 Really? Chris Cooley's a legit starter.

[013krisna]

I Did All Of This When I Was 3 Years Old :) hahahahah Suckers!!!!!

[Vikindi0]

faker than carmen electra's tits

[wwdroidfreak]

Only if some of these players could actually do that in the game...

[CrusyOnTheEdges]

Neil Rackers - Can he get it in the goals?

[JeremyDesign1]

and what is chris simms doing now? nothing...

[PDram]

Y U NO REAL?!

[notchgamerz]

FAKE



[gvike67]

@notchgamerz No Shit

[AnduJ97]

i used to do all that stuff, until i took an arrow to the knee

[josh5334]

@AnduJ97 »»───knee───►

[MrCautiouSly]

@AnduJ97 gay.

[joeshouaib]

how does the ball disappear into thin air at 1:13?

[slimshadyjts22]

Hilarious to roll up the window at 3:13 XD!!!!!

[vampireweekendlove1]

Sound effects at 0:17 or what? haha

[losangelesrep]

How many of these are fake, and how many are real? I feel like a couple are pretty realistic

[roeel2015]

This is so fake!!!!!!

[EliteSalad]

I use to be an American football player, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[013krisna]

i did all of that when i was 4 years old

[91gt306]

Haha only bitches cry about the name of a sport.

[IAmYourMama1]

for the germans here : fick me :D

[TOKIOHOTEL1000000]

they don't do this tricks in real games while football players do their tricks during the match to

[Kelsoprogmirez]

Fake an injury in FUTBOL = Get a Penalty Kick

Fake an injury in AMERICAN FOOTBALL = Loose your job

Who's the pussy now?

[pgzaffbaki]

fake sometimes

[Sahsah323]

But they cant do this in a real football game, only the catching the punt.

[hoorahforsnakes]

i don't get why people criticize american football for its name, the full name for rugby is rugby football, no-one complains that they use their hands in that. tbh i prefer rugby, but american football is still intense, and the pads are 'cus there are far fewer rules on what you can and can't do tackle-wise. and for the record, american football is called american football, rugby is called rugby football and "soccer" is just football.

[xxdj0kxx]

@hoorahforsnakes

there is no such thing as ''rugby footbaII'' in TODAYS WORLD

its onIy Rugby if you dont believe go check their international websites cause they onIy caII it Rugby in the whole worId. other than the uk.

[ThirdClick]

since when did neil rackers become a good kicker lol im texan fan.

[putzbasterd]

This is Football and SOCCER is gay

[xxdj0kxx]

@putzbasterd NO, FOOTBALL=FlFA and this is american HANDEGG

do u have eyes watch the video

[Thoroldhawk]

@xxdj0kxx Ahh, but no one in America calls it handegg, so it'd be European handegg, and American Football.

[xxdj0kxx]

@Thoroldhawk AMERICAN''footbaII'' =american HANDEGG

@putzbasterd FlFA = F00TBALL

american = american HANDEGG/NFL and the men in this sport wear women tight spandex pants and make up now thats a GAYY game

[Thoroldhawk]

@xxdj0kxx No one calls it handegg in America though. If we started calling cricket "ball smashers" here, it wouldn't matter because no one gives a fuck about it anyway. Calling it handegg doesn't make any sense, the proper name is American football. Europeans calling it handegg is completely obsolete. And those men also run full speed at each other trying to take eachothers head off. Still nothing compared to Lacrosse.

[xxdj0kxx]

@Thoroldhawk

if u don't give a fuck y did u reply?? LOL if you have eyes n when someone says american Handegg u know which sport they r talking about it's the best way to communicate with american handegg fans. n if u want to talk about "cricket'' go talk to a indian personn wtf is ''lacrosse'' n i dont care what is it

[HarfordLax16]

@xxdj0kxx Lacrosse is a sport played in the U.S. and Canada ( mostly anyways ) and Europeans are terrible at it

[putzbasterd]

@xxdj0kxx FIFA=gay soccer

[1209199612091996]

those are the thinest pieces if wood i can punch threw it and im 14

[marcopolomario]

NFL = Nigger football league < Real Foot ball

[P2Fire]

@marcopolomario it's futbol mate

[xxdj0kxx]

@marcopolomario NFL= A POSER A FAKE AND GAY SPORT american handegg is gay

[abcdfgh1337]

this isn t fake



[alan11919]

is that real

[xcelorater]

Grasshopper quote from Kung fu

[motocrosssledneck6]

2:00 he is not suposed to be able to see yet he knows axactly where the camera man is

[CeeWorld69]

@motocrosssledneck6 he did say "seeing without seeing...."

[THEHOTBOY949]

thats fake



[Dotacoringa]

MUITO FAKE! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK....

[pastafan123]

FALCON KICK 6:01

[pastafan123]

chris simms should be with dude perfect

[Americarojo1000]

@putzbasterd stfu you gay fag that's why it's the best sport in world right

[putzbasterd]

@Americarojo1000 your the soccer homo

[putzbasterd]

soccer is pretty fucking gay. 0-0 wow thats exciting

[gaandersson]

@putzbasterd So you mean watching a sport where half of the game is two teams planning the next move? And, it's called football.

[putzbasterd]

@gaandersson yes and the scoring which doesnt happen in soccer and the hard hitting. Mans Game

[gaandersson]

@putzbasterd So there's no scoring in football? Yeah right..

[putzbasterd]

@gaandersson Theres scoring in football. There just isnt any in soccer

[xxdj0kxx]

@putzbasterd learn to taIk

AMERICAN HANDEGG=AMERlCAN/''N FL'' FOOTBALL=FlFA  GET lT RlGHT

[putzbasterd]

@xxdj0kxx No Football is what is in this video. FIFA is the gay sport known as Soccer. Since America is the only country that really matters it is what we say it is.