CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION (C.S.I)

[katybrewer1966]

awesome

[moomay219067]

You are so ingenious!

mooz

[mia0899cs]

Another great video Clay! Very creative indeed.

[clayLavl]

@turok25 Ace Ventura! hahaha..perfect! He would definitely solve the case!

[kathmandau]

Thank you for sharing this video, my friend.

blessings and continued inspiration,

CG

[clayLavl]

@kathmandau Thanks for checking out the vid.

[PhilippineJeann]

Another great work my friend.

Excellent.

Jeann

[clayLavl]

@PhilippineJeann Hey Jeann! Thanks for watching!

[iseehaters]

cool deal... keep it up

[clayLavl]

@iseehaters thanks for watching!

[NragedXX]

Great job bro! Thanks for sending it to me.

~Rage

[clayLavl]

@NragedXX thanks! how you been man? it's been a while.

[NragedXX]

@clayLavl Im good bro thanks! I look for you on skype from time to time but i never see you but im always around bro!!!

[clayLavl]

@NragedXX you'll have to re-add me. i had shut it all down before. now i'm back there from time to time. same name, CLAYLAVL..look forward to chatting again.

[jasminmommy]

I believe it was the Cookie Monster from the Sesame Street.....he was searching for fish cookies and bit the fish by mistake !

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy or..the Jolly Green Giant!

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl : who's that ??

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl : the guy from Green Giant Great Big Tender Peas? haha......yep..could be him...he probably doesn't like fish..lol

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy i think so? haha

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl : He's gigantic  ;) haha.....

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy The Jolly Green Giant was a character that sold peas. He was a so-called "giant." haha!

[derrickkwilliams]

Cool

[clayLavl]

@derrickkwilliams Thanks man!

[MarcusVermilion]

It was BOB from "Twin Peaks". The fish was found washed upon the shore "dead, wrapped in plastic".

[clayLavl]

@MarcusVermilion really? that's who it was?

[theloathlydaddy]

I'm pretty darn sure the butler did it lol! Great parody, brilliant choice of images, and the voice over was perfectly quirky! lol

[clayLavl]

@theloathlydaddy those damn butlers! haaha

[MERDERSEEN]

I DID IT. KILLED THE FISH. 

[clayLavl]

@MERDERSEEN well, at least we know who did it now. haha!

[DerVampyrEngel]

very nice vid clay love the narrative stye Good filmaking :)

[clayLavl]

@DerVampyrEngel thanks!

[KarenEng]

Lol, fantastic video Clay! Great music and editing! :)

[clayLavl]

@KarenEng hey Karen! Thanks for watching !

[clayLavl]

@LambiRELOADED hmmm?

[greggfla]

Very cool man! Very cool! I dig it!

[clayLavl]

@greggfla Thanks Gregg!

[jasminmommy]

@greggfla : Greggggggg :)

[springtime65]

It's so Fuckin cool so Artsy ..

[clayLavl]

@springtime65 Roland! Thanks! was it funny too?

[hellavadeal]

Hahahaha That was cool.

[clayLavl]

@hellavadeal hey! thanks for stopping by.

[cogermax91]

excellent video !very well done !bravo

[clayLavl]

@cogermax91 thanks for checking it out!

[jasminmommy]

"I think you'll be in high demand"..hehehe..I agree on that ! You have to solve more of those cases now ;)

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy Like a gumshoe sleuth?

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl  : like Dan Tanna :))

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy Tell my audience who Dan Tanna is? They might want to know..haha!

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl : hahaha...well..Dan Tanna, a Vietnam vet, worked as a private eye in Las Vegas. Dan lived in an apartment in back of the Desert Inn and his boss was the owner of the hotel . Dan was aided by his sexy, but efficient, secretary ..he drove a red Ford Thunderbird to investigate the crimes and to make Las Vegas a safer place . Being a private eye detective, he solves different cases and helped Los Angels to keep crime free. He has ALWAYS succeeded to investigate the case ;)

[MERDERSEEN]

@jasminmommy DAN WAS A SERIAL KILLER.

[YouGotStrongHands]

@MERDERSEEN No he wasnt

[clayLavl]

@YouGotStrongHands don't know, was he?

[jasminmommy]

@MERDERSEEN : nope...he was one of the good guys !

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl : btw..He carried a .375 Magnum handgun which he hated to use, but was compelled by the demands of the situation. yeah...Dan was the hero of the TV series Vegas $ in the year 1978-1981....hehehe..

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy seems like a groovy show! haha!

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl : absolutely ...yessss :) hehehe...

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy seems like a groovy show! haha!

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy seems like a groovy show! haha!

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy there are lots of unsolved cases out there..

[jasminmommy]

@clayLavl : exactly !! much work to do !! :)

[MythicaMonster]

Beautiful :)

[clayLavl]

@MythicaMonster Thanks..and so are you.

[GuyFawkesFella]

Thy word is the lamp unto thy feet. Lisa is thy love not thees.

[clayLavl]

@GuyFawkesFella What? haha!

[NigelCrommwell]

Absolutely one of your best Dave...remember the Guyfella murder?? LOL...good times Bro!!

[clayLavl]

@NigelCrommwell I vaguely remember the guyfella scandal but i bet it was fun. Well, who killed the fish? That's the question. Got any answers? Was it me or Gordon? haha!

[NigelCrommwell]

@clayLavl neither...it was a common friend ....Shhhhhhhhhhhh I know who it is !!

[clayLavl]

@NigelCrommwell i don't know who is it. we should bring all that old shit back. those were the days! hahahaa!

[yesitsme173]

Hey Clay Very Nice Words And Video Images ... Great Job!

Just One Question.......Did They Find The Fishes Killer Or Was It Really Suicide ? ^__^

[clayLavl]

@yesitsme173 Perhaps the answers to those questions will come in the sequel..haha! I'm considering a part2 that explains everything.

[yesitsme173]

@clayLavl.....Wow! Thats Great News.........

Will You Please Keep Me Informed Of Part Two...So Exciting Haha ^__^

[clayLavl]

@yesitsme173 Oh, I will. I will send you the vid first! I promise it will be fun and witty and absurd too!

[yesitsme173]

@clayLavl.....Thanks So Much Clay....Can Not Wait For The Ultimate !! Conclusion =)

Just Been Checking Out Your Channel, Really Interesting....Very Late Here In The UK Though ... I Will Call By Again When I Have A Little More Time Yeah!.....Good Night ^__^

[clayLavl]

@yesitsme173 Thanks for stopping by. Good night! Sleep well..

[cbrb40]

That was really great. you wrote the whole thing and all images too? Plus the music. You're a one man movie. Haha it's very cleverly done Clay. You have a lot going on in that creative mind of yours. ;)) Very humorous take on that popular tv show. So many questions right? lol You're right we need answers! Well our buddy Clay is on the scene now,we'll figure this out about that poor fish. ;)) Keep rocking us with your fab vids!

[clayLavl]

@cbrb40 Hey Rick! Well, there are many unanswered questions here. I believe a sequel is at hand. What about you?

[cbrb40]

@clayLavl haha go ahead and make one,I wanna see it. :) Everyone digs a good sequel,remember Bride of Frankenstein for example? Sequels are cool! Maybe you can answer many of those questions for us Clay. I'll be in the theater with my popcorn waiting for it. ;)

[clayLavl]

@cbrb40 I LOVE theater popcorn! Fucking great food there! Yeah, so many questions that need to be answered. Perhaps in a month or so we find out what happened on that fateful day when the fish died! haha

[cbrb40]

@clayLavl Haha I dig the old theater food also, hot dogs popcorn pizza snowcaps. lol Stay on that case my buddy I know you'll figure it all out and then film it for us. You rock with your awesome talents! and also that fish's family will be grateful to you. ;)

[clayLavl]

@cbrb40 that fish has an extended family of monkeys, horses, people..haha! well, the fish's death will not be in vain. justice will prevail!

[cbrb40]

@clayLavl We have Clay on the case now I know justice will prevail for that fish. ;) All the fish will want you for their case in the future. I think you'll be in high demand. lol ;)

[fehquig]

Is this anywhere near Spearfish, SD?

[clayLavl]

@fehquig honestly, this vid was shot in several places..Illinois, California, and Virginia.

[clayLavl]

@fehquig ..but, mostly near Chicago.

[RadicalComedy]

Very entertaining and fun to watch

[clayLavl]

@RadicalComedy Thanks Raven! I know the vid is completely over the top but that's what makes it funny.

[DelisaProductions]

It was Eire138 with a Black-n-Decker drill in the Billiard Room.

[clayLavl]

@DelisaProductions haha! yes, it was Gordon, NOT ME! can't they distinguish a distinguished gent such as I between a black-n-decker driller guy in the Billiard Room? what's this world coming to? And, who killed the fish? WE NEED ANSWERS!

[DelisaProductions]

@clayLavl Gordon killed the fish! He was a recruited thug for the mafia, went by the name Collin "the knife" Murphy. On Eire's first assignment, he was to enter the home of a wealthy magnate and kill the man's beloved fish. He crept into his Billiard Room, removed the fish from its tank and bludgeoned the poor thing with a heavy tome of Shakespeare's complete works, not being satisfied, Eire took out a Black-n-Decker drill to finish the job..........

[clayLavl]

@DelisaProductions wait..he was the D.A., I was the prime suspect! haha!

[triciakitty]

@DelisaProductions Gor is a bastardperson that way! hahahaa!

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty a bastardperson? hmm...that must be a new one! hahahaha

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl nope...he's been a bastardperson for years now...

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty haha..so, if you're married to a bastardperson, what's that make you? a.....person?

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl i am a bastardperson too...just shorter

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty hmm..i see. so, what's the rest of the world? bastardpeople? bastardcongress? bastardfish? hahahaha

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl bastardmonkeys

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty haha! and, what kinds of tools do those ghouls have?

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl We gots word of mouth, talented people contributing their arts, people making videos to help let others know what's going on w/ the chapel, and several awesome people have given dollars- those are our tools. Oh! Their website is up now- gonna pimp it out here- fixthechapelDOTcom

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty coool! money makes the world go round. so, getting that chapel restored will be a great accomplishment. not to mention, it will keep the ghouls happy too.

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl hahaa! Indeed it will! You should make a poem vid for it. Read the story of it all on the GhoulsWithTools channel description box. I think you'd come up with a cool poem...considering the subject matter. I'd post it in the Living Dead Festival group...they would love it! And just copy/paste the links from GhoulsWithTools into the description box of your vid. That way you don't have to type it all in...You up for it?

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty i'll look into it. it might be up my alley and the extra exposure from doing such a fun project would be icing on the chocolate fine ass cake..oops, thoughts are going to the perverted side. ass i was saying, see what i mean, ok, i'll read the story and see what my mind can devour or dismember from it. haha!

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl cool! I just texted you...READ IT!!! hahaha!

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty i got it!

[triciakitty]

@triciakitty and not as hairy

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty the hair on your back doesn't count?

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl hahaha!

[POPARTPRODUCTlONS]

@clayLavl Yep is was that guy Gor at the end, you can tell by the crazed evil look that bird's face!

[clayLavl]

@POPARTPRODUCTlONS haha! He was the D.A. (a crooked one) but still he was a man of the law..sort of. I'm the prime suspect and so was that monkey..and the dog, and those birds (who happen to always be up to no good!)

[DelisaProductions]

@clayLavl He wrapped the fish in newspaper and planned to deliver it to the magnate's penthouse apartment in the city where his collagen lipped third wife resided.....a clear message that the magnate now slept with the fishes......(the magnate was in Gordon's trunk with 17 knife wounds, he would dispose of the body later)....on the way to the city, the fish started to stink and emit a foul odor, so Eire tossed it in the river.

[clayLavl]

@DelisaProductions Lisa, this is a great story. We should all get involved in it. You don't live far from Virginia..we all meet, do a production and have some beers after it's all done..whatdoya say?

[clayLavl]

@DelisaProductions why 17 knife wounds? why not 18 or 21 or 35?

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl hahahaha!

[triciakitty]

@DelisaProductions It was gonna' be in the conservatory...just cuz he likes the way it sounds. But he chose the billiard room...for reasons he refuses to disclose.

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty he chose it to be discrete. he wanted people to believe he was a "normal" man..sorta like H.H. Holmes.

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty has Gordon seen his academy award winning performance yet?

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl nope...he just woke up...i will tell him to watch it

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty tell him he's nominated for the academy award for most sinister smile.

[triciakitty]

@clayLavl haha!

[tomken8dy]

Picinocide.

YOU did it!!

I saw that self-satisfied smirking scowl....

[clayLavl]

@tomken8dy at the very very end of the vid, that wasn't me. it was a friend of mine. do we look alike? haha

[tomken8dy]

@clayLavl

Doppleganger...

[clayLavl]

@tomken8dy hmm..double the trouble, eh?

[tomken8dy]

@clayLavl

Watch out for Derp clone mutations...

[clayLavl]

@tomken8dy "Now I will drink the cloning formula." haha!

[tomken8dy]

@clayLavl

That video took me 11 hours to make!!

[clayLavl]

@tomken8dy this vid (here) took me 11 months to make..so, why you complaining? haha..i'm joking. actually, this vid has been in the works since august i think. i just worked on it periodically. the piano vids are far easier to make. this one required all sorts of editing, mix and matching.

[tomken8dy]

@clayLavl

Viodeos are art.

Well, for some of us they are...:)

What do you think of all the PORN ads on YT??

[clayLavl]

@tomken8dy sure, videos can be art and they can be fluff too. i hadn't noticed any porn ads. 

[tomken8dy]

@clayLavl

You will.

I'm doing a YouTube expose

[clayLavl]

@tomken8dy go for it! should be interesting to see.

[tomken8dy]

@clayLavl

YouTube makes porn available to children and advertises

for Russian and Asian Mafia prostitution rackets.

"Family Friendly" is a sick joke.

[clayLavl]

@tomken8dy well..i didn't know this. i'm mostly on yt when i make a vid. other than that, i'm hardly around anymore.

[tomken8dy]

@clayLavl I'ts up now

[ozjthomas]

=) Great work, Clay

[clayLavl]

@ozjthomas thanks!

[clayLavl]

@moomay1949 thanks mooz.

[clayLavl]

@jannalli thanks jannalli. it's quirky indeed. haha

[jadeevalley]

yep, blew my mind. You have a poetic soul indeed. This is top-notch, man!! Your work reminds me of like..the Stephen King/Dean Koontz of the internet...only you'Re you so it's unique, surprising, interesting, and new! Way to go, friend and artist!

[clayLavl]

@jadeevalley wow..to be compared to those greats in an honor! thanks!!!

[geogodley]

3:18 will i meet claylavl? what happened to chris terrana? should i go to RIO for new years? we need answers l☺l

[clayLavl]

@geogodley go to RIO! i'd love to go there someday! i lived in Brazil off and on but never been to RIO..if you wanna party, that's the place to be!

[clayLavl]

@clayLavl btw..at 3:18..that's not me, it's a friend of mine.

[geogodley]

yes i want m☺re. gonna have to scour your channel for more.. to study it

[geogodley]

yes i liked favorited or playlisted it. what equipment n software is the dampened piano & sound effects & cartoons & cgi? video interlaced or progressive? what editing software? or are they trade secrets? id like to apply this unusual experimental style to personal vlogs.. are you in L.A during the holidays?

[clayLavl]

@geogodley thanks for watching. well, i use sony vegas 11. i drew those hideous looking pics of so-called relative..hehe. the dampened piano was an effect in sony vegas. video is progressive. i do all the music myself. it's one of my passions..to write and play..hehe.

[georgegodley]

@clayLavl thanx im stuck w apple mac final cut unpro..

[clayLavl]

@georgegodley unpro? if you have the actual final cut program you could run circles around what i do. see, for the water shots i stuck my flipcam almost IN the water. those were some baddass shots i must admit. it worked perfectly for the mood. some things depend on how you shoot them and how you execute it.

[georgegodley]

@clayLavl final cut has hundreds of problems i listed.. will ask around & vlog n blog the solutions if there are any.. its gonna take alot of legwork to the "genius" bar etc..

[clayLavl]

@georgegodley I've never used final cut. it seems like a lot of work just to do some editing but it's got some cool features. you have to use mac, etc. too costly for what i do at this time. maybe someday i'll get it.

[triciakitty]

Watched from MY channel this time...heheh. Favorited it on this one and the Ghouls With Tools channel. I truly love this vid!

[clayLavl]

@triciakitty thanks!

[GhoulsWithTools]

Your camera looked like it was in the water! hahaa! Oh this is a really cool vid, Dave! hahaa! "A doke" (duck). See...this is how serial killer books inspire people who aren't serial killers...hahaa! People give me shit sometimes for reading serial killer books- they think I'm morbid for it- but the cases inspire my art as well. Well done, Dave!

[clayLavl]

@GhoulsWithTools yep! they can inspire art..and, a distrust of people too (that's the downside of reading about the horrors of others.) i was kinda poking fun at those CSI programs. the fish was my body..there weren't any humans washing up on shore so i used the fish instead..hahahahaah

[jasminmommy]

OMG...this is hilarious !! hahaha.......very cool viddy, Clay !! I didn't expect that..uhmm....I mean..poor fish..suicide ?? hehehe...

[clayLavl]

@jasminmommy well..there are so many unanswered questions about the fish case. perhaps someday all the questions have answers..hmm..a sequel?