CHINESE SUPERPOWERS

[horseluver123blue]

下雨 xia yu!!! it means rainy :P

[thefairy20121]

KONY 2012

[TheBlazingChannel]

its sya yi

[TheBlazingChannel]

its not egg roll its shanghai

[Sigster1000]

how did he solve the rubix cube :D 2:19

[babe9711]

Pneumonoultramicroscopcsilicoi­anareanidiotaswellasanthonyvol­canocon

[ohmyg0shh]

@Fa11enR0ses search 'KONY 12' in youtube and watch it. the whole thing then you'll understand,

[Fa11enR0ses]

2012*

[Fa11enR0ses]

Yes I know... I am a noob for not knowing this... What is Kony 2011?

[1997lydia1]

first comment ever for me to post.....ever (be proud)

[MrBeastlyxx]

Blah blah blah shut the f.... Up

[tamararox223]

pause it at 2:28 like it if its funny

[123FrostyD]

u guys should make an episode of when you dont use eating utensils

[MikuHatsune3331]

Hahah xD I watch them whenever I eat lunch xDDD who knew that a show about two guys (*cough*twoawesomeguys*cough*) would be so fun :DD

[1234jokas1]

Now I am really hungry.

[GatremagWenYm]

Can I go to bed yet smosh?

[snookiecookie246]

@GatremagWenYm i have that problem every night!!

[lindseypie100]

@nicolebieberfever11 they have girlfriends

[nicolebieberfever11]

r u guys gay im cerious?

[ShadowThe256]

2.15 cute voice

[rockprincess970]

tommorrow's my b day



[milesmachin8]

@rockprincess970 happy birthday for tomorrow!

[rafizere]

@rockprincess970 yea happy birthday! XP

[irfani66]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pickleblock1]

no not a fork... a RACIST fork !yay!

[TrillianAera]

"Anthony, did you get the poo poo platter?" ROFL!

[Zoelicous]

YAY THIS WAS 2 DAYS AFTER MY B-DAy

[yogotswagger54321]

IAN Y R U SOOO FLIPPING CUTE!!!!!

[m4fishy]

IAN, you are eating cashew nuts, not peanuts!

[sekirei1992]

Pneumonoultramicroscopcsilico"­ian are an idiot as well as anthony "volcano conios

???????????

[crazyman00012]

did he say "chun twat" WTF HAHA

[1020WENG]

The sauce are not chicken blood,

that's chinese vinegar (I don't exactly know what the name it is )

but we usually eat it with dumpling, that's delicious!

[littleinsomniac4]

1:30 hahahaha i went to a chinese restaurant yesterday and they gave me forks too, i dont think they give white people chopsticks:0

[Savio6120]

Barffff

[mkoroma97]

2:30, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

[SaulSims]

am I the only one who taught he was talking about Carrot Top the pony?

[AnonAnarch]

Thumbs up if you noticed that they forgot the "is" at the end of "coniosis" at the end of the giant word!

Just me?

Sh*t...

[AmyGiselle999]

my mom thought i was watching porn when you showed your nipples xD :3

[MysterySinger1100]

plzplz plz plz watch my video

[Mandalou312]

@wwwhhhoooaaa2 I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be speaking chinese to them. Duh! Obviously because she saw that they were white! hahahaha :P

[erikpk0]

I find this easy to mastrubate to.

[TheNikasaur]

My mum cooks chinese food right now and im watching this vid ;O

[onethatis1]

Posted by real asian

[onethatis1]

Its really pronounced choi meen

[subzerosammy]

Ian: is it time for...

Anthony: funny titty questions funny tit....

[AwEsOmEnEsS87907]

they said they were idiots way to go metalik with an underscore dude!

[Kylatw]

You guys all know that there's no Fortune Cookies in China..... right?

[thestuffedpillow]

"that barely fits" thats what he said

[razorfip9]

YOU SAID EGG ROLL WRONG IN CHINESE! >:|

[Mirmo176]

Anthony and LAN chinese is so bad that I need to go to the t*****

[xXRavenJayGrayXx]

Ian is the hot one. Anthony is the SUPERMEGAGALIXYAWESOMEHOT one. <3

[TheFartking90]

2:31 that's what she said?

[MrFAGOR12]

at 2:13 look in the bachround and find a rubix cube. XD

[bluefalcon1023]

Smosh: Now everbodies going to think were illuminati. 5:00 troll: Your comments retarded, oh he actually said that wow.

[Alleycat0four]

lol there soooooo funny and hot!!!!!!!!!!

[kprtvchannel]

its shia u

[kprtvchannel]

that red sauce is delicious!!!! it so sweet

[MrBuzzmeh]

for real man i had to go to hospita becoz i laughed too hard :D this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo

funny

[LellikotiouP]

at 4:08 ian does a cute sound X3

[Panda6781]

Pneumonoultramicroscopcsilicoi­anareidiotaswellasanthonyvolca­noconois=

New-man-oul-tra-micro-scop-sil­eh-co-Ian-are-idiot-as-well-as­-anthony-vol-cay-no-con-ois.

.

Thank you Google Translate...

[Mandalou312]

That chick that worked there probably asked if you guys wanted chopsticks, and you said, "Uh, no, I think we're good." hahaha, FAIL. XP

[wwwhhhoooaaa2]

@Mandalou312 how is that a fail if they don't speak Chinese

[GLITZGIRL909]

Is that mulan?

Nope chuck Testa

[puppysis1]

is that mulan? no thats just a fly xDLMFAA OOO

[jazzizrom2]

0:55 thats what she said

[CaroVasquezChannel]

4:00 EPIC

[CaroVasquezChannel]

4:00 EPIC :D Thumbs up if you agree :D

[irawyouall]

you guy s ar funny and could u right back pleas

[Lepelvork24]

No Ratings????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Todosaiji]

Fun fact:

Xia Yu looks like "Zia Yoo" but it's pronounced "Shya Yu" with the Sh being lighter than what is typical in English :)

Also in another episode the sign was wrong that said "Thank you" in Chinese. It's Xie Xie and is pronounced Shyeh shyeh, with the same pronunciation style of Shya in Shya Yu

[joojus]

i just realized how creepy it is that i think anthonys hot and hes like 12 years older than me :/

[unicornbooboochild]

OMG I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST LIT THAT SAME CANDLE AT 3:09

[FireHeartWarriors]

i thought at 3:31 anthony was gonna say metalikunderwear.

[Racheycakes28]

OMG I HAVE THAT INHALER :D

[lordifos]

lol illuminati

[buclao123]

did you guys heard wat they said at the end!!!

[coolteamjacob]

WTF is up with the vaccum in the back of anthonys car >?>

[paranormalxoxo1]

You should have finding facebook questions

[Sweetypie829928]

U can send the egg rolls to me

[mazdarx73rotar]

Lol funny video 2 best video of lunchtime with smosh

[diamonds1997]

I'm eating my tea watching this, defeats the object.

[steeldeath123]

press 3

[steeldeath123]

lolilovesmoshhelyafroitianadog­at4:08ndthiswasonmybirthdaylol­whilesuckingonmynipples

say that!

[Imaltont]

rubik's cube in the background :D

[horselover7908]

Dear smosh do you eat poop bee cuz you act like it@&;);)@.&$,

[BAMFxXxproductions]

Nice vacuum guys

[AniuxFdz]

Ian is hot. Anthony too.

[Killaboyluvsrevenge]

@AniuxFdz The Justin Beiber hair style is what make them look cool!

[killaboymol]

@AniuxFdz gay!!

[shanoneil1]

@AniuxFdz Id so do ians mom

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@AniuxFdz Your a fag. You are too.

[kevWilson1994]

New-mono-ultra-micro-scoh-sili­co-ian-are-an-idiot-as-well-as­-anthony-volcano-sin-i-us.

[fir3share78]

@kevWilson1994 wow nice job pausing the video to do that

[Kittyninjer]

ian are an isdiot as well as anthony

[TheRoboteer]

@Kittyninjer Maybe spell it right and then we'll listen to you

[MikeeyD01]

im eating nuggets from mc donalds while watching this *licks lips*

[ashleyproof]

thumbs up if you think that in the blah blah blah moment, they sounded like the people in sims 3

[AirSoftGooRoo747]

ccchhheeewww bum bum bum bum bum bum bum lol star wars

[SuperElectric32]

can you say this but it dose not make sence peanisproxpipomanhixcutrulyinm­opsdadvocration

[SmoshLover1211]

This is one of my favorite lunchtimes! Lol

[Pullippish]

YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TWITTER SONG!!! DIE

[wolflovercat]

my computer stopped on 2:17 XD

[bendorim5]

you guys make me hungry for blood so stop it or i kill your father or ill go to RWJ and say hes funnier (by the way he is) 

[awskwang]

Pee-nutz

[21234556]

Hi guys I'm Nicole!(If u remember...)I'm from Singapore and my country Singapore,Speaks English Chinese and Malay!Our first language is english.Singapore was found by the British!:)

So here's what I have to say:

IAN 我爱你！！！

Translation:(IAN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!)

[Annabeth51]

anthony is hotter and has bigger nipples hehehehehehe

[buttm53]

I think your mom has the N-I-P-P-L-Es.

[epicskullz]

the thinks people do to ask for likes, like saying, awesome into! or ian your so cute(that s the girl thing to say ima guy) or Smosh you guys rock, or saying some random time like 0:00-5:03 is the best part of the video...now all those things are true but i dont find myself asking for thubms up...wait crap...i blame the barbber shop pole fot his...

[legokid371]

3:01 hair in ur food ian

[LOVEjohnnyDEPP3000]

I love it when Ian says, you little cuties

[leonlion56]

LIKE if your sick your not at school and your whatching this !! :D

[GalaxyWave23]

nomnomnomnom mm mmm mmm hambergur

[ACTIVENINJAX]

BUT WHAT ABOUT CARROT TOP??!!

THAT PART MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!

[Ciattofi]

i honestly learned how to pronounce the real version of that long word in seventh grade.

[WTFLUB]

love the referance to a bugs life

[Sunflowerfetish]

You need a shave, Ian ;-D

[Mr51139]

how the hell you guys can guess the fortune coockie time message *_* rly tell me :P

[purplefury101]

ian do u like spyro??????????????????

[MultiGreenieGirl]

Anthony is hotter than Ian and Ian is a idiot

[TheScars75]

I looked on -cut- one of those snobby -cut- food websites

[ShiroiBara4]

I am going to go make a taco. I expect this to be a top comment when I get back!

Lets get to work people!

[left4deadcharger]

carrot top lol



[Whatareulooknat]

•_• i just noticed that fortune cookies look like pacman :(

[pixiecaptain]

I really need to stop watching these unless I have food with me...

[TargouniusKILLER]

@pixiecaptain me too :( i have an empty pudding bowl in front of me, also an empty cola bottle

[gogi8902]

it funny on 3:53!!!



[gogi8902]

2:24 it going to make you laugh and piiisss

[animeobsession011]

4:01 AAAHHH dumnass got their feelings hurt :( :(

[animeobsession011]

3:36 THE SECOND PART SAIDS OIANAREANIDIOTASWELLASANTHONY IAN ARE AN IDIOT AS WEL AS ANTHONY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF WTF WTF NOH YOU METALIK FUKK IAN N ANTHONY R NOT IDIOTS THEY ARE 'BEAST'ASS

[OmeagaEceer]

1:31 not only that but a White fork too!

[Mochileirobl]

Look, at that giant word, in the middle has: "ian a real idiot as anthony", just me noticed that?

[JoyceJeeZ]

i just made my lil bbrother in love with smosh

i'm proud :3

[Laugh1ngOutLoud]

i always wonder who are those couple hundred people who don't like smoshes videos.

[sMiLe00553]

4:30

ian you are right it read like that

[littleprincesscandy]

i love smosh!!

[TheIlikecookies123]

and what youre dippin ya eggrolls in is duck sauce its good

[TheIlikecookies123]

ive acually tasted chicken blood....and its hardened.........EWWWWWW!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[xxxATIROxxx]

0:09 mmmm ... I'm a gurl.

[leodadrake]

hey can anyone help me um when i try to do an option on anything it always comes up with a open with box what should i do :((((((((((((((((((((

[CanadianMarauder]

Ian has a french T-shirt! Look!

[lynnleave]

ah you guys know we don't have future cookies in our culture ae?

[leodadrake]

hey uh....if anyone is out there um when i download games sometimes (on steam) it says preforming first time setup what does that mean and how long does it take?

[sketchstarman]

@leodadrake about 1-2 days

[ImN0tASpy]

New moe no ultra my croe scop ic silly coe volcano cone ee oh sis ;D

[themegafan55]

the lady in the resturant asked if you wanted chopsticks thats y u got a fork

[TheCourtniegould]

You are too sexy Anthony. Im british :P x

[SvetYakov333]

@TheCourtniegould g4u

[gamelover1231]

i LOOOOVEEEE the intro! :D

[JaKintheXbox3]

what if they gave u chop sticks can u use them?

[bensontam]

pneumono ultra-microscopic silicon "Ian are idiot as well as Anthony" volcano conios

[bensontam]

These aren't authentic Chinese Food.

[purplemockingjayeyes]

ha my friend can say it and spell it >:D

[49buttercup]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis: the doctor term for black lung

[raptordownloads]

He said say 'it'

[MisterTXZ]

Ian is better at Chinese than Anthony and I suck too.