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  • Peter, I completely agree with you, your honesty is so intense I laughed my ass off watching this! Thank you :)

  • Dude, are you on sth?

  • transformers is the shit 4th one comin out 1214 summer :)

  • hate transformers but love this review xD

  • lol

  • lmfaoooo peter is sooooo high in this video

  • according to this then why do you hate tf3?

  • @091MW2 He gave tf3 a 7/10. He din't hate it.

  • @FabricaRhino yeah but it had all of these things in tf3

  • HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,FANTASTIC!!!

  • Dude! Best video you've ever posted! Hahaha laughed my ass off

  • He sounds the same sober.

  • previously, when u linked this review a while back, u said u werent drunk, u just slept very litle. what gives? ;D

  • @Gomreo haha yeah i thought he was denying being drunk in this review forever and now he admit that he was drunk lol

  • hahahaahhaha

  • Drunk Peter, that's some funny stuff right there lol

  • It's just like porn, but with bigger explosions

  • he's drunk, but he has a point!!!

  • I love drunk Rallis, in vino veritas my friend. Some people have a stick up their ass and can't enjoy a movie of mindless action,robots,cars and Megan freakin Fox.

  • watch?v=-eXy55KSaIY

  • my feelings exactly

    

  • this nigga is high

  • I didn't know MF had toe thumbs lmao

  • drunk much?

  • wow, I'm glad you have improved the quality of your videos! nice review though.

  • how can he like tranformers but not Sucker Punch? It has pretty much the same elements and way better visuals -_-

  • DRUNK REVIEW TIME

    !!!!!!!! please add this

  • haha. rallis needs more of these reviews

  • Awww yeah? Aww yeah!

  • LOL!!!

  • Best thing Rallis has ever done.

  • haha  alcohol , good times!! good times!!

  • This made me laugh but Transformers 2 is still a piece of shit. Also Peter, Transformers 1 has those same three elements as well as a decent plot so yeah, Transformers 2 serves no purpose to society because a better version of Transformers 2 already exist and its Transformers 1.

  • "Watch Transformers 2 and it will change your life... change your life" lol Gettin that YouTube money while being drunk as fuhh, NICE!

  • Audrey Bitoni. Dude you have good taste.

  • Wow, this guy encompasses everything I hate about complete tools.

  • he sounds so stoned in this video

  • lol i actually know that porn video that he showed

  • just awesome, you crack me up every time you upload a video, respect man, keep em coming :D

  • this review always gets makes me laugh xD the way Pete is just laughing all the time

    CHILL PEOPLE, HE SAID IT WAS MINDLESS! he's concentrating on the action bits which were cool even though the movie sucks when adding in plot, dialogue, logic...

    Also Pete keep making these reviews ! ;)

  • Transformers 2 spat on all generation 1 fans. You are mistaken. You do not know good movies when you see them. I am a guy and every person I know thought it was a joke. Who cares if you think one of the worst actresses in the world is hot. Please stop posting videos.

  • @jobywon11370 Who cares what you thought about the review. Please stop posting replys.

    See what i did there?

  • transfoemrs 2 is a perfect piece of shit.,compared to the first one

    and hot woman`s? I dontink you in to women's

    you like the movie for the big guns

    I see and te cars to

  • sorry Pettey,but you WAS HIGH...VEERY HIGH when doing this review.

    nothing wrong with that.

    oww and i strongly disagree with you.

  • This is either really clever and ironic or the dumpest thing someone has ever put on the internet

  • LOL Pete! This was hilarious xD

    keep the reviews coming! :D

  • this movie sucked compared to the dark knight, i didnt mind the first transformers though the second one was shizenhouzen.

  • I love the hell out of this movie but the cuban or puertorican dude really anoid me so intenselly that it almost made me leave the theater but I realized I might not get a refund so I had to sit the f**k down and get used to it. Today I dont regret staying in the theater, it dazled my eyes that it almost changed the way that I see movies. And remember the "BADASS" things in this movie : cars, hot chick, explotions, giant robots and complete insanity.

  • First off megan fox may be hot but she is one of the worst actresses in the world she should be in a playboy not ruining movies and i like how u bitch at predators because it made no sense what about this damn movie ur telling me a three story tall machine can some how just squeeze itself down into the size of a car and still get people in it.

  • CONFORM!

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  • i completely fucking agree with that whole video

  • Sorry. i'm a straight guy and i hate Megan Fox. so glad she nto gonan be in transformers 3, but i don't know if i'm going to like it as transformers 2 was SO SHIT IT MAKE'S ALL OF MICHAEL BAY'S FILMS SHIT.

  • Toethumbs xD

  • good lil review pete

  • transformers 2 sucked ass

  • this movie is great as a moving picture, but as a movie/story/"comedy" it failed horribly

  • i wouldn't call her the hottest, but she is hot.

  • If this movie was truly ment to be "mindless" as you say, then they wouldn't have given it a crappy story. All in all though I personally think this was at least a decent movie.

  • holy moses she got some weird thumbs >:O

  • @TheLizardhead what the hell!! megan fox is super hot. and transformers is a good movie.

  • @LuisSalgado1993 I am sorry. I don't think Megan Fox is hot. She's not my type. I perfer Zooey Deschanel. To me, Transformers 2 is a HUGE disaapointment. I love the first one, but the second one........ weak.

  • you say this is a good movie... i would respect that opinion if you didn't say predators was bad. you contradicted yourself

  • @MrShoomaloom Thats because predators doesent have the same mindless elements that Transfomers 2 had. I admit the story for Revenge of the Fallen wasnt as good as the first, but I still loved it.

  • Here's hoping you were high AND drunk when you made this. The hell with Transformers 2.

  • The reasons you say why the movie's great is completely subjective.

  • Agree with you all the way, Peter!

  • bullshit Katy Perry is infinitly the hottest person ever! but great review, u say ur not drunk but i think its funnier if u were

  • content doesnt make it good

  • i love you dude hahahaha thats too funny

  • Transformers 2 = a great movie for DRUKEN PEOPLE.

    p.s. Megan Fox is ugly. :(

  • @TheLizardhead FUCK YOU!!!!!

  • @espnonsportscenter 'Transformers 2 = a great movie for DRUKEN PEOPLE' I'm saying that in.... some how positive way. So calm down man.

  • @TheLizardhead imeant about megan fox... SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!

  • you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

  • what ever they murdered the transformer movie,,,

    there no excuse ,, the movie sucked,, and so do you,,

    and ur reviews suck,,

  • The difference is there are plenty of movies you can watch with women and explosions that don't suck. With that logic then ANY movie with Megan Fox in it is automatically awesome. What about standards? How is anything bad? Just throw in a hot girl and some cars and nothing else matters. It's one thing to say you like mindless movies, but you can't turn around and say it's great, because you just admitted it's garbage. It's one or the other.

  • If I wanted hot chicks I would watch porn and if I wanted cars and explosions I would play a video game

  • lol im sure if any movie had women, cars, explosion almost every guy would go see it, if just hear about a movie like that sign me up idc

  • Hes actually rite. The whole point of the movie was to show of the cars the robot fight scenes the explosions and Megan Foxes body. The story and characters were basically an after thought. Thats y many ppl didnt like it. And cuz some dumbass thought it would be funny to put balls on the devastator.

  • He sounds like he just jizzed and then sniffed some cocain haha

  • Peter you FUCKING IDIOT you just explained all the reasons in perfect detail why this was the worst movie made in its year. They used hot women cars and explosions as the center of the movie. it is a terrible story you dumbass. Story is why we make movies. And the themes that develop through that story as well as how it is made through technique that gives it meaning and makes it important and interesting and good. This movie had none of that. it is a bullshit mindless movie. Dont review movies

  • okay I cant watch the rest of this

    The humer sucked and AS A MAN I would like to laugh. not have badass fight scenes ruined bye stupid hollywood humer

    Megan fox sucks. She has a fake nose. shes a fake hot girl. not a real one like Helen Hunt... 20 years ago

  • Stick to the movie news bro. I want to like you, I really do but you have to leave the reviews alone. No hard feelings Pete, stay classy.

  • If I were to let the hole ridden plot slide and just critique TF2 on its action, it still lacked what the first one delivered: an epic effing fight between Optimus and Megatron, it lasted like 2 mins in a forest where there's nothing to get blown up and in the end Megatron ran off like a poon. After the borderline racist and entirely un-funny twins and testicle joke, dumbing it down wasn't hard.

  • You basically just spat on your credibility as a professional movie critic and further enforced the stereotype that movie going audiences are dumbing down expectations and valuing superficial themes rather than true literary and artistic talent.

  • lol....love ya, Rallis!! ur so freakin hilarious!!

  • You're a fucking idiot, Rallis.

  • LOL

    youre fuckin hularious!

  • definitely high man

  • This is amazing Rallis.

  • this argument is brilliant

  • hes high and drunk

  • lol you dont sound high or anything. you sound like you arent breathing.

  • that was so funny - nice one Mr Rallis - from the opening line of calling all haters "a piece of shit" to the end image of that guy fisting the sir with both hands... brilliant - you should do more of these late night, "I'm tired" reviews - quality

  • People are not gay for not liking this this movie. They have reason,because they are big fans ,so they hated the storyline. And for people complaining about the explosions ARE gay. The name is Transformers,what do you expect.

  • i completely agree.

    guys that hated this movie are gay ass pussies

  • ok so every one who diddnt like the movie are peices of sh*t. lots of Transeformers fans and i mean fans of the shows not the first movie diddnt like this movie because of the plot or not staying true to the cartoons (like the allspark being a cube rather than the transeformer after-life) just saying your not the voice of society but you my be the voice of SPIKEtv die-hards

  • @BlackRain204 who named you the voice of society cause u dont know wat your talking about

  • @aubietiger1928 i never said i was the voice of society all i said was lots of fans diddnt like the movie and backed it up with logical and true reasons. i for one farly injoyed the movie but not for the reasons mentioned in this video. i liked the movie because it had a semi-solid plot and characters that were in the original series' (however some were potread differently) never in my comment did i say anything indicating that i was the voice of society and i used simple logic.

  • I want to ask something: WWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????­?????

  • ahahahah you've got to be under the influence man hahah

    Great review though!

  • LMFAAAAAAO, you're greaaaaat.

    Not a word of a lie.

  • Its classic guilty pleasure where u just skip to the good parts & move on to better stuff! Funny ass Review Pete!

  • i understand & feel everything Pete is saying but the movie was stupidly insulting to any1s intelligence. & i LOVE FINNNNNE bitches & cool Exploding SHIT but the bitches in this wasnt that hot nor my cup of tea Or was the action that good, everything looked the fucking same beside when prime was getting in that ass! Also, ofc no cares about the story development with Tyrese or any1 else beside the Transformers; they had like 5 new mothafuckas in there & we didnt know any thing about them!

  • You've got a decent point, i saw it at midnight and was tired as hell, and i loved it!

  • tht baby was fuckin hilarious

  • what porno is that?

  • u really sound high boy lmao

  • Some points I want to make:

    -What if you're a gay guy? Are you supposed to like women and explosions?

    -Have you seen Megan Fox's face after plastic surgery? She looks terrible now! She's no longer "the hottest woman in the world."

    -Transformers is a porno?! lol

    -Is the perfect movie full of mindless action and requires no thought, like Transformers, or does it require an audience to think about society and the world, like Inception?

    -Why should we like it if society tells us to?

  • hahahaha unreal I love it

  • BEST REVIEW EVER!!!!

  • You have to understand all of you.... Transformers was made 50 percent for dumbass and the other 50 percent was to give a tribute to the 80s show which has a way better movie then this.

    You may not like the movie but it is a tribute to us transformers fans....

  • lol ur so ripped... its ok i wont tell anyone ;)

  • WHY DON'T YOU GO MAKE A FUCKING MOVIE CALLED NATIONAL LAMPOON'S: WOMEN, CARS AND EXPLOSIONS TO MASTURBATE TO AND LEAVE THE TRANSFORMERS OUT OF IT YOU BRO MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!

  • Transformers is all about blowing s-t up and that's what they did in this movie story might not make sense but come on why does everyone hate this movie Transformers 1 & 2 Rocks The War for Cybertron videogame kicks ass as well.

  • fuckin hilarious did edit this yourself with ta pics and vid lmao @rallisp

  • Is there a way to get these secondary videos on a podcast? I started listening to Movie Buzz when you joined Indy Mogul. Or I'll just have to become a better you tube user..love your show Peter!

  • This is exactly how I feel about this movie, except the part about Megan Fox being the hottest womenin the world. She is only about an 8/10 at best. Anybody that doesn't like Transformers 2 can go fuck themselves!

  • women,cars and explosions? sounds like my friday nights ;)

  • all bad comments down here come from gays or women.

    I do care abaout story, I wished it had had more story..., but really, i had 34 orgasms during the film for the three reasons mentioned by Peter. Ergo, what the fuck is there to complain about.

  • you fucking rock man

  • Boobs Bombs and Badass cars

  • I AND WE THE AUDIENCE WITH SOME INTELLIGENCE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT!! fucks no she is not the hottest woman in the world i dont even count her as a woman shes just an alight slut who thinks she is the hottest woman in the world, your just a guy who doesnt get laid and this movie sucked rediculous amount of ass and you my friend are a fucking fucktard...dude ive fucked hotter women than that that are less slutty and non toe finger you fuck! PETER RALLIS! you used to be a dude now ur just a puss

  • @johnnynoche so your trying to tell me what you are into that mindless shit, ifsoo then you must listen to lil wayne and or drake and you like the twilight saga and its sad how i pitty your state fearing of the world inside of your closet fuck you P fuck you! and she is not the hottest chick in the world! dude fuck you fuck off delete your fucking page if your going to like this film, you are mindless stupid and a fucking hypocrite p FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!! FUCK! YOU

  • Best. Review. EVER!!!

  • i never knew tht about here thumbs

  • @DGENERATIONXRATED me either :D LMAO

  • This review is the best and most correct review ever made! end of discussion

  • PETER RALLIS YOUR A BAD CRIDICT i just watch your shows just to see what movies are coming out but you suck. transformers 1 acctualy had a story and the 2nd one didnt explane any of the characters and its people like you that dont stick to the story and just watch movies like this cause of the exlposions and shit. michal bay is a good directer but he didnt even stick to the old cartoon storys..

  • @BaileyIsAChamp dude ur such a douche! let peter say what he wants ITS ALL ABOUT OPIN ION.

  • your missing a movie type shit

  • Some might watch this video and think

    "Wow... Transformers 2 had so much going for it... The Hottest Women, Beautiful cars from the future AND GIANT ROBOTS fighting to the death... And yet they couldn't make a good movie out of it... So much wasted potential..."

    pff.. what do they know...

  • i kinda liked this movie but it still had its flaws even in the category of awesome mindless violence like the shortest, most pathetic, cop out final battle ever - and there were other things. which is not to say i dont appeciate a good intellectual thriller like inception....which is hands-down the best movie i've ever seen in my life. but i see where you're goin, just put your mind on stand-by, sit down and enjoy the beautiful women, beautiful cars, and beautiful carnage and explosions.

  • 160 people dislike hot women.. beautiful cars, and explosions...

    FUCKIN' RETARDS. ahaha xD

  • wow you sound so high + you are to funny to listen.

  • Were you drunk when you were making this video????

  • start reviewing movies like this

  • I love your stuff but I fell asleep in this piece of crap movie, if I wanted pretend things fighting I would play with toys instead of watch cgi battle cgi, it takes away any humanity from the movie,,,its a video game and it sucked

  • wow u really do sound high

  • lol dude even tho yu claim ur not it just sounds like yurr highhh lol

  • Why I loved this review:

    1) Half the pictures you used made my night (especially the baby ones LMAO)

    2) I already love transformers

    3) You sound fucking hilarious at 3 in the morning

  • i love trarstfrom i like it asome kick but

  • I still say WORST MOVIE EVER MADE

  • hows the pot, rallis?

    anyways, ill compare movies to women.

    some prefer ones with big tits and nice asses, e.g. transformers 2

    others prefer those with personality over everything else, e.g. titanic

    maybe its not the best analogy, but i think you know what i mean

  • a film can have those 3 things and a decent plot line..... you muppet..

  • The plot is irrelevant? Ah RallisP, my man, can't buy this. 2/3 of the "good" part is Tokyo Drift and Nik Cage's Gone in 60 seconds.

    I'd have a MUCH better time of looking at PICTURES of hot women, cars, and explosions.

  • WTF how do you relate porn to a movie? god I hate you, you would understand if you watched the original transformers and shit and then this stuff sux and changes the story completely, barely transformers + wtf is with the bionical robot things???

  • @Khamis1203 are you stupid? how did you not understand how he related transformers 2 to a porno? lol wow you are stupid

    and he has watched the original movie, soooooo

  • Im guessing u don't like Zac effron? haha

  • No, this movie was fuckin stupid and childish, wtf, fucking made jokes about testicles every 5 seconds, every robot fuckin spit (robots dont spit, they never did...) Megan fox is all hype and there a plenty of people that look better...

  • Thought it makes it better if you can enjoy it on an intellectual level as well.

    The fights are FAR more satisfying when a character is fighting that has been developed to the point that you care about them. That is what truly keeps you on the edge of your seat. xD After a while the explosions and shit just get numbing because there is nothing TRULY satisfying there anymore.

  • Peter Rallis, you never cease to amaze me...what a fantastic (and true) video. you should definitely do more videos like this every once in a while. Love Movie Buzz sir, keep up the goodness.

  • dude ur fuckin creepy but funny as shit...did u just watch this movie and just say fuck this movie has inspired me to say some funny shit about a movie that is mindless and has a hott girl with ugly thumbs and cars I can jack off too...lol...ur a fool son.

  • lololololol

  • Haha Peter Rallis, Bro never knew you knew one of the hottest porn star in the world! Audrey Bitoni FTW!

  • pure genius

  • Those who don't like it claim they are hardcore fans of the nerdy TransFormers Universe... well if YOU ARE HARDCORE Fans you should know whats bad ass and whats not, I never liked the cheap ass cartoon and This Movie Universe is WAYYY BETTER

  • This review makes sense, and it has a lot of truth to it, but I think it applies more to Transformers 1. Transformers 2 got to the point where it was totally over the top. Everyone liked the cars and everyone liked the Megan, but those two things simply cannot fuel a 2 and half hour movie. Once a movie has a robot girl with a tail come out of her ass, humping mini robots, annoying irrelevant twin mexican cars, and robot testicles, you know the film has hit rock bottom.

  • best review EVER

  • This is pretty much the funniest thing I have seen on the net in a long time. It is very rare that I laugh out loud by myself. It is even rarer that I laugh out loud by myself in front of my computer.

    Thumbs up if you agree.

  • hahaha i think Peter must have also been high when he saw transformers 2 cuz this movie sucked balls...funny ass "review" tho.. babyface at 1:39 lmao

  • @Javo2357 thats what hes basically saying

  • I completely agree with Peter. Far too many people go to the movies and expect far too much out of them (Peter you are even guilty of this sometimes.) Micheal Bay make flashy, pretty movies, don't go to one of his movies expecting Oscar worthy performances (except Affleck in Armageddon "Harry I love you!" brilliant.) Bay like boba fett is all flash now substance. Next topic.

  • I love this review so much.

  • @Pwnzed69 HELL YEAH 100% true xD

  • i agree with every single thing you say in this review and i have since it came out. transformers 2 is a porno.

  • yes, you are high. don't deny it.

  • Tyrese was in the Air Force. Semantics.

  • lol 3 am my ass!!!

  • toe thumbs. HAHA!

  • *cough* 3am my ass, peter's been hitting the bong *cough cough*

  • Lmao peter u sound high as shit...awesome

  • lol dude are u drunk xD