The 'Real' first words spoken on the Moon 1969 (Untransmitted)

[tybo09]

I once heard a story that when he was a teenager, a couple next door to Neil Armstrong,s house had a fight. The wife told the husband she'd give him a BJ "When the kid next door walks on the moon."

Probably not true but still funny.

[imhackedagain]

Press 3 and then 4 and 5 lol

[Elizabeth3390]

ha ha ha ha ha We are on the fucking moon! lol

[MrDemian0666]

the onion

[moiriv415]

Fucking moon

over

[barrydeez]

Evolution Control Committee.

[romdurb101]

live from the surface of the fucking moon

[randomassockss]

bhahahaha X'D

[grimbattalion]

it makes me smile

[LlamasOnAcid]

if i walked on the moon i'd proberly go "we're on the fucking moon' as well

[happyperson199]

so vulgar. >:(

[CarnageDeadpool]

Press 5 repeatedly lol

[cry2love]

Yes, probably they might say: "i just F#cking walk on the moon"..

because it is still the first step of a man on the moon ... Of course they could be so caught up emotionally ... and say a couple of f#ck .... but this is too much, there could only be heard and all that f#cking holy sh*t .......)

Yeah... right :)

[specter96]

Theres pictures of the moon surface with all our shit still there. look it up.

[seeknthetruth]

@specter96

moron, the pictures only show little specs on the moon surface as lunar modules. you're not too smart, aye?

nasa*gov/mission_pages/LRO/mul­timedia/lroimages/apollosites*­html

[specter96]

@seeknthetruth You mad?

[walklb]

the sketch ir great. but Man was never on the moon. its the biggest hoax of the XXth century (if you believe they were there please point me where the lunar car is) makes you wonder doesn't it?

[Platypi007]

@walklb Seriously? Do you realize just how small the lunar rover is and how far away we are from it? Even the Hubble couldn't pick up the lunar rover.  It is still there, just too small to see from here.

[walklb]

@Platypi007 let me be polite and try to answer without being rude or pointing out any kind of ignorance...

"Light will travel forever until something stops it. That's how even with your naked eye you see stars that are light years away. The Hubble telescope has a few advantages over your eye though:

(to be continued)

[walklb]

@Platypi007 1. It has a huge diameter to collect a lot of light. This makes it see dark objects better than your eye.

2. It is above the atmosphere. This keeps the air from distorting the image or filtering out any light.

3. It has several different sensors. If I remember correctly, it can even see ultraviolet. The ozone layer blocks out a lot of ultraviolet.

4. It has some magnification. That Hubble telescope is almost 1000 power, which means it make stuff look a lot closer.

(to be continued)

[walklb]

@Platypi007 so.. if you wanted proof, Hubble could get it and to reply that "its to small to see" does not work. if you can see small objects like bicycles through the lens of the google maps satellite , you should also see a lunar car that SHOULD be @ the moon (or should i say Area 51's desert?). make the questions and you will find the answers... regards

[Platypi007]

@walklb A satellite in low earth orbit picking up images of objects on the Earth is different than a satellite in low earth orbit picking up a similar sized object on the moon (which you have established is about 30 "earths" away). It is a question of image resolution. As for facts about how far the Earth is from the moon I'm just as capable of using Google as you are.

[walklb]

@Platypi007 Trivia:

How far away is the Moon from Earth?

The moon is at an average distance of 238,855 miles (384,400 kilometers) away from Earth. That is about the width of 30 Earths. Because the moon does not orbit Earth in a perfect circle, but instead travels in a slightly elliptical orbit, its distance from Earth varies between 225,700 miles (363,300 kilometers) and 252,000 miles (405,500 kilometers).

[juliaborntolive]

did he say your on the fuckin moon he keeps on saying fuckin

[G1]

Lol, ECC is funny.

[councilglasses]

Iv'e seen this before it was in Russian

[freezatron]

no way is that a fake totally real !!

no spoof going on there, holy mother of fuck !!

haha brilliant :)

[Seleucus84]

fake

[mysadending]

XD thats something I would do lol... get on the moon and be like "oh shit!" lol

[djjor3l]

lol

[Kan2209]

hehehehe

[meironpure]

lollllllllllllllllll

[Fablaam]

"You are now clear to hook up the lunar conveyor to walk.... fucking walk... on the moon"

[ItsGlandular]

Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket

lol

[godbeliever72]

we cannot believe you are on the fucking moon, repeat, we cannot fucking believe it!

[Asalieri]

epic!

[XxLiudvikxX]

lol im in my fucking house

[Irrenmann]

gg Onion--it's funny, but also reminds people of how amazing this achievement should be to us

[sambowwhitehorse]

Hahahahhaha

[nickeftink]

haha is this really truely reall?

omg!

hahahahah! thats hilarious!

[madpierrot92]

I feel sorry for you

[chucx]

Its sad how naive some ppl r eh .

[450rracer14]

no its fake they have Canadian accents lol

[kranxta]

ur an idiot

[Chaosblade777]

1:15 - "Holy shit, Tranquility."

[jublubber]

OMG BEST LINE EVER

"Jesus H. Christ theres chicken baskets."

YESSSSS

[CreepyMcCreep]

I'm pretty sure he said "in a chicken basket".

[AlexTheFilmSlacker]

AWESOME

[billay360]

HAHA, perfect.

[90onenight]

well done sir!

[HiPpPiEcHiKcKiE]

hmmmm

[shadowa911]

Hmm....How the heck did you find this?

[MJwalkathon]

i'll tell you, but only if you'll buy this bridge i have for sale.

[jpapca]

holy mother of fuck - over

[veemonjosh]

Huh, so that's what they taped over the moon landing with...

Fraggle Rock.

[smirage2]

lol

[jaydeebee114]

Holy mother of fuck, this was an awesome video.

[EnormeNuez]

F-ing hilarious!

[tybo09]

It's not real, but it would've been if I had been an astronaut, LOL

[mishakaz]

This is stolen from The Onion.

[jidar]

okay so maybe you shouldn't pretend like this is your clip. it's been around for quite awhile

[thriftshopxl]

Maybe that explains why there's all these other similar clips on here...

...But not with this particular video (which we are also not claiming that we shot during our own Thriftshop excursion to the Moon).

[edinayc]

Maybe one day we will fucking walk on the surface of fucking Mars.

[veemonjosh]

hahaha, yeah.

If I were one of the first astronauts on Mars, the first thing I'd do is yell out "HOLY SHIT, I'M ON THE GODDAMN SURFACE OF MARS! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! TAKE THAT MARTIANS AND YOUR WHOLE 'I'M TOO FAR AWAY TO BE BOTHERED BY PEOPLE' SHIT, I'M ON YOUR DAMN SURFACE NOW!"

[PouncingPuma27]

LMAO NICE!!!

[DaRockFlipper]

PERFECT!