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  • it would be an honor to pilot this thing

  • That's Chuck Norris' water ski.

  • Lo volete Schettino come comandante....? Ve lo regaliamo ! :-DD 

  • fuck this thing is huge

  • OH MY GOD! IT'S INCREDIBLE

    

  • 1:30..O' yeah!!!!!

  • ахре-ть 0_о

  • new titanic? lets hope this one doesn't sink.

  • ни х... себе

  • Imagine seeing that behemoth coming at you.

  • jeez thats a big sucker

  • Niggers :D

  • It frustrates me how, when Americans write the date, they write it the wrong way around.

    It should go: DAY/MONTH/YEAR. That is the practical way to write it, and that's how the rest of the world writes it. Get with the times, America!!!

    p.s. Stop using imperial units, metric is so much better.

  • @MynameisElliott

    I agree, but when they grow up learning it that way, it's hard to change.

  • @MynameisElliott are you really bitching about THAT?

  • @MynameisElliott haha I'd like to know where you're from. haha Elliott.

  • Imagine that thing without any working sewerage or power with thousands of people on board...

  • Pimp my Ship

  • Worlds Biggest Ship

  • Best commercial argument in the world : if you don't want to see its ugly appearance anymore, book your ticket right now !

  • How in the world does that thing float!?!?

  • @JaquieSmiles Simple. It's wide and long and filled with air.

  • why the fuck are the ships spraying water? 

  • @MegaMarshal it's a welcome party

  • @MegaMarshal  They are saluting it's maiden voyage and arrival.

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  • @HWcollector707 Very incorrect. Those are tugboats and fireboats spraying water simply as a salute. They are not adding any water and it has nothing to do with depth.

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  • @MegaMarshal tugboats and fireboats do it as a salute for military ships, important ships or special occasions such as this.

  • What is with the huge cavity in the back?

  • *generic huge cruise ship / nice-assed blonde in front of camera from 3.08 til 5.08 joke*

  • cool et a la prochaine tempête , encore du pognon foutu en l'air et une belle grosse pollution....

  • Big UGLY MotherFunkin Thing.

    Bet THAT can't be sunk.. not because the hull is impenitrable, but because NO Ocean on Earth is DEEP enough to swallow the thing!!! **Cough** MONSTROSITY **Cough**

  • @1980aankrah I agree it's just a giant ugly walmart shopping mall and hotel, a major ocean polluter and ugliest ship evre, not to mention fighting crowds of those tourists and screaming kids everywhere you go.

  • Bendera Indonesia ,,,turut berkibar....

  • whats with the ships spraying water?

  • That baby Needs NITROUS OXIDE...:P

  • man those big ships look so top heavy

  • That would make a great prison ship.

  • there are more people here than in Monaco. it should have a seat in the UN !

  • that is the most ugly, disgusting and overcrowded ship i have ever seen! wonder how long itll be till it sinks unless it allready has!

  • where are the somalians for gods sake thats a worthy prize.

  • @MrFattyfatfatboy : it needs all somalian people then to pirate it !

  • @maladsyko and then some, but like i said what a prize

  • how the fuck did it get to shore o-o

  • ....but can it fly?

  • Oasis of the sea

  • I hope it will soon sink . Disgusting American arrogance example.

  • @balukk built in finland. disgusting foreigner IGNORANCE example.

  • Was this video recorded with a potato?

  • @CrlMos ya and it full of chips too !!

  • why do they have those small boats with water jets on both sides of it.

  • i wonder what its like driving a skyscraper on the ocean

  • im not sailing on it unless they put an italian captain in charge, as im after adventure

  • what a fuckin waste of money, their are people who need help all over the world, and these idiots fuckin spent over 1 billion dollars to build a stupid cruise ship.

  • Damn, that thing looks top heavy. It must have a massive keel to keep it balanced. I wonder if it gets good gas mileage? Seems to be a little close to shore. Must have an Italian captain.

  • @cypresscoach Italian captains discovered the country where you and you yankees cousins live...:)

  • @packe100 Damn. I forgot about that.

  • @cypresscoach which is customable x dudes from speaking english countries, it's so natural x them to forget : they forgot how close to icebergs are ships having brit captains at helm or who holds the world record of collisions between ships ..;-)) Since when canadians know anything of sailing and cruising ..??

    Typical double way selective criticism and arrogant attitude of anglo-saxon people : always ready in blaming outer people , pathetically soft & lousy in covering up their cronic crap

  • @Trulyloyale Huh? What the hell are you talking about? How the fuck do you think Canada was founded? As for the British, their naval prowess has never been equaled. They were drinking limejuice, and sailing around the world 500 years ago. Columbus had to go to the Spanish to get support fro his voyage. The race to colonize the world was a 3 way affair, England, Spain, and Portugal. It was a close race, but the English were the clear winners.

  • @cypresscoach you didn't get my point , I was talking of tendential mental attitudes and related selective memories that usually are recalled upon selective parameters due to the different nationalities involved , I was not comparing what can't be compared x different reasons .

    At least here in Italy nobody ever took cpt Smith as symbol of lackness of british commanders, because one or 2 misconductures can't put all the historic heritage of british sailing ,

  • but it seems that people from speaking english countries think different any time the captain involved in some accident or sinking is not british or american or aussie .....

    Check by yourself what country were Columbus, A. Vespucci, G. Caboto, S. Caboto,

    F. Gioia ( 200 / 300 years before brit naval prowess ) ....but I'm not blaming you , every people have their own charateristics and nobody's perfect ( out of british in britihs people minds of course ....) !

  • @cypresscoach i heard its gas mileage is better than a hybrid

  • I served about the USS Abe Lincoln and this boat, Oasis of the Seas, amazes the hell outta me. What a HUGE boat. 

  • what an ugly ship

  • @Xluis3011X WOW get A LiFe

  • @SoulThrive what does that have to do with my opinion of this ship? idiot

  • @Xluis3011X I agree... huge, but not graceful at all!

  • @Xluis3011X just cause u cant afford the cruise doesnt mean you gotta b a a ss

  • @Xluis3011X agreed!!!

  • one day this boat will sink for sure

  • @stonecoldpes6 nah, you will =D

  • goodbye!!! I will never forgett you!!!!

  • These ships are getting increasingly ugly, and I have to wonder how stable they are when they get even a small hole in the hull.

  • @Ninawillothewisp Ask the captain of the Costa Concordia

  • @Ninawillothewisp your grammer sucks and I bet the people who designed this boat are smarter than you so why don't you keep you negative bullshit to yourself you fuck.

  • @plasterofparisify dude, don't be so negative, he may not be english u faggot!

  • @Ninawillothewisp you're uglier :)

  • i bet you can't go fishing off it

  • Infact this is the new Prison boat :) if you mis behave we'll sink it :)

  • that makes the Costa Concordia look like a paddle boat and 11 people are died in 45ft of water FUCK GETTING ON THIS MONSTER

  • Looks top heavy in my opinion, can you imagine how much your room would sway in a bad storm. I get sea sick just thinking about it.

  • now wouldnt you laugh if the captain went and fucked it up right infront of everyone :)

  • 100.000,000, worth of shit to do in side and ppl come out to wave for free lol that tells me ther board

  • This looks like something the corporation came up to keep the population down...hehehehe

  • but will it blend?

  • the book was better... :P

  • and how this shit can turn ? O__________O

  • what is the carbon footprint of that thing?

  • @jamaq

    Maybe there's no blueprint of the whole thing, as there's not a complete blue print of the city of NewYork

  • That thing is motherfkn huge!

  • is it real? entering beside a beach???

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  • Is it real? O.O

  • so bad for the eviroment

  • @wilubuymygldfish actually this ship went green itt has eletrical engines.Only about 7 percent is desiel.

  • @JDemon553 oh ok well thats good but there is so many huge boats that polute the air and water 

  • is this dual side by side hauls?

  • I know the purpose of water canons out in seas. But why do tug boats have them on when they are just piloting a ship into port?

  • почему он не тонет...как он не тонет такой огромный?

  • why nobody fell down

  • the size is the whole point...

    its like skyscrapers, the taller the better! :)

    although yeah, it is kinda ugly :/

  • The Oasis must be one of the most unattractive ships ever built. Like seeing a morbidly obese woman in a skimpy two piece bathing suit...you just want it to go away as quickly as possible. No style, no elegance...just big and ugly.

  • But will it blend?

  • Saw this ship in Ft. Laderdale, damn its huge!! LMAO watch how long it takes to go past, like 2 1/2 mins of vid.

  • my grandfather thinks the ship is gonna sink he freaks out when u tall about to him overdramatic baby

  • The ship isnt the longest in the world, its the tallest in the world. So theres no reason to think its gonna split in half. I doubt it could even split in half with all those levels its got.

  • very similar scenes from titanic, i think this one is going to split in 4 pieces

  • Will it sink?

  • Whats with the boats shootin the water?

  • @terilous They do that when every new ship comes.

  • @terilous Part of the welcome for a ship to its new home port, also so the fireboats can see how high they have to turn up the pumps to get a column of water to the upper decks of the new ship, doesn't look good for the peps on the upper decks....

  • Looks like they are pulling it up on the beach and tying it to a palm tree ... hehe

  • immigrants from Europe to US

  • @Baraquiel62 Nobody would move from Europe to the US :D Especially from Finland...

  • @jpvain I know not now :P just making a funny comment right now people from Europe lives better than the ones from US.. , in US to crowded no jobs and the jobs they got to really shitty salary :P that's what I heard..

  • Long Live Satan! :P

  • Now that's just creepy :S

  • Allure of the seas is bigger. by 0.5 feet

  • Taitanic movie 2 ?

  • how deep is the sea at the shore ?

  • @330MillionGods it's about 80 feet coming on into port everglades.

  • that thing is a beats but i wonder how big is the disney ship

  • @codmw3ak not very big

  • 1 Big ugly boat. Cannot believe that anyone would actually pay money to be packed with roughly 8000 other living humans on thing.

    You will never see me there.

  • Até suspiro...mal posso esperar para trabalhar nos cruzeiros...tá chegando a hora!

  • is the ocean ok ???

  • The 1%'ers luxury boat. Not for us "PEONS"!

  • @reeniewhalen ANyone can go on this ship.But you would have to be in the .5 percent to own it.

  • i have been on this its amazing

  • BOY-OLAS MI MORDAM

  • Makes titanic look like mr rogers naborhood.

  • look like Titanic ppl...

  • Compensate much?

  • Hard to imagine, but the Atlantic produces storms with waves that are that height.

  • Faaaaark big ship in water over there.

  • That must be some fuckin DEEP water to be able to float that fatass ship...lol

  • nah somthing that big has nuclear engine.

  • whats the gas cap can it go around the world 800 times before it runs out

  • The Oasis looks like a huge but pretty box :)

  • Sure is a lot of freeboard.

  • продам билеты

  • that will carry alot of troops in WW3

    wow look at that ship standing up at 6.10

  • The azimuth drive allows a keelless hull. A wide, flat hull is good for reaching cruise destinations in shallow waters and is also good for stability. As the ship rolls in a heavy sea a significant over displacement occurs a good distance from the roll centre which encourages the ship to return quickly to the upright. Normally flat bottomed hulled ships have fast rolling frequencies, but the sheer size and inertia of these ships suppresses that.

    I still hate it though.

  • only if we could build a spaceship that big.

  • Now where is Jack?

  • hiya relax and enjoy my company

  • я таво душу матал

  • 1912 sinking of Titanic.

    2012 Sinking of OASIS. lol.. 100 years after.

  • I really don't understand how this ship doesn't tip over in a storm, with that amount of surface on the sides ... I guess I need to study more physics

  • Now that's one big arse motherfucking boat!!!

  • Can someone explain to me what they are doing these little boats that shoots water into the air?Tnx..:)

  • @DobermanSerbia

    I think it is welcome tradition for new ships. Airports have same tradition.

  • i wanna build a commercial submarine but make it comfortable and cozy not cramped and spooky like a military one the inside will be colorful and spacious and have many things for people to do. like indoor bowling and things like that. it will be cool cause ill train a bunch of dolphins to swim along side it and humpback whales too so you can look out a window and see them, even though windows on subs are risky ill find a way.

  • So colossal and even so a few people can come aboard. It doesn't look any bigger than the money power.

  • @912ace nope

  • Totally without grace or beauty....Imagine how she will roll if she ever gets broadeside to a large swell.

  • I wouldn't wanna be on a ship that big....History loves to repeat itself.....Titanic was the biggest ocean liner in her day.....that's all I'm gonna say

  • I want one for my bath tub.

  • титаника вам блядь мало))))

  • Made in Finland!!

  • cool you will see waiting you to teach me

  • a floating skyscraper

  • great target for the budding terrorist

  • Humans are scary ¦(

  • fuck i thought it will be fail video.... me fail lol

  • pretty sure thats a dinghy boat

  • The ingenuity of man is incredible

  • titanic has a small penis the titanic 2 should be 500 yards long and 25 stories high

  • GIGANTIC!!!!!

  • looks very awkward

  • and a seagull hits the bridge and the whole ship goes under.....all because of one seagull

  • @hhds113 that's hilarious dude