i figured out that ur taste buds are riged to the foods ur body needs. and ur right if u force your self to eat somtihng and ur body then figures out its good for you, you then will start wanting more, your taste buds will even adapt. so people ur not in control of ur taste buds and maybe we really should eat what were hungry for.
Its absolute fact about gut bacteria and flora so we do have to be balanced about what we eat,imagine these folks who take there kids to fast food chains that encourage childrens hour ,and look at obesity in society and also mind problems which are linked to the physical state.
FLush it with the water, the kindgom of sea. THE eye sees Existence as a bacteria existing with you and me. I need a woman, a safe connect, bacteria manifesting as a conscious state of mind. i object. aware of your stress. I connect and
So if Ian ate me for supper tonight, would he need male victim bacteria in his body to break me down? I'm not sure how it would work. What kind of bacteria would break me down if I were to be ingested by Ian?!?
***IAN*** You keep talking about water-- you should watch this vid-- watch?v=VfOep6ih3V8. In talking about a crop circle, he mentions how important water is in the coming vibrational transformation.
i love fruits and vegetables,i feel better when i do.but the other day i was craving thoes small betty crocker cakes and it set on fire in the microwave because im a genuis..i accidently pressed more zeros next to the 30 seconds,from now on im gonna be very ocd about the microwave.
ok yes everyone. you pushed the question so I have to tell the truth. my mom was in fact physically abusive to me.
and I was once in a dating relationship. but the woman criticised me. so between those two things all i want to do is sit here on youtube and make psychotic statements over and over while i slowly and gradually distort the facts..slowly...gradually.. that way i can make all women look bad and ian too.
Ian, regardless of the subjects on which you discuss. You are one of the most attractive man on YouTube. I wish you could respond to this fact in person. But I wont get my hopes up too high.
youre right about the word "haters". ive never really thought about the consequences of calling someone that. i think there is a range of different types of "haters" (what do we call them now?) and some really are just hate filled people who use the net to vent. they should be ignored.
wouldn't one range of a "hater" be a "griefer"? someone that sets out with the intentional purpose to cause opposition and strife; simply because it amuses them?
What are you guys up to tonight? I'm just sitting here in my bikini, in front of my webcam! If you guys wanna chat, just click on the link in my profile!
Your barbs are already a work of art, it's the frequency that needs improvement. He left off some of the most talented commenteers and focused on those who leave comments the most frequently. Where are your priorities?!?!
Well, it's only fitting considering the only reason Ian is so famous on YouTube is directly attributable to The NegRegs consistantly getting Ian on the Most Discussed list.
are u still alive? i thought you would be dead by now, what with all your braincells depleted from abuse of pot and meth. im glad i don't visit your page except when i need to hear a load of bullshit.
Ian Crossland announces he is has become a nutritional expert with a plan to help humanity
===========================================
Ian Crossland announced his plans to provide "expert advice" on nutrition for a growing number of nutrition-illiterate humans today. When asked how he plans to apply his nutrition wisdom to the world's starving, Ian stated, "the problem isn't lack of food, it's lack of "food-nutrition balance."
Ian went on to say, "Give the people nutrition advice and the food will follow." When asked about how water fit into his advice, Ian became irate and stormed out of the press conference. As of press time, calls to Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises went unanswered.
Thomas: I took an Ian Crossland break to assess my motives and see if by taking a break, upon coming back if Ian made any more sense to me. The break was good, he makes no sense, and I believe he continues to be losing his mind. And, he lacks intelligence. As for my take on the "negative regulars," a hearty congratulations to you all. It's good to be back. Let's get "negative!"
Hi Giaco. The 401k plan and the health plan benefits will be merged into a single plan that will now be called the "Fruits and Vegetables" plan. Each employee of Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises will be get a monthly allotment of fruits and vegetables. As a result there won't be a need for retirement or health care. Enjoy! And remember to only be positive.
And some ppl dont understand ians videos since most of the time he jumps from subject to subject.
He might touch on 5 seperate idea's in a 25 sec period. Ian needs little focus and think out his video bit a more before he makes them. besides that he could use with little balance for that ego ..
Ian sometimes confuses "haters" ppl that hate just to hate and People that get angry do to ego driven ,made up statements with little or no facts backing them up or just plain delusion.This only place on earth where 1+1 can = 5 . I like ian as a person but that does not mean i have to agree with what he says. Ian has some "haters" but most of the ppl are just calling him out on statements he makes
Short and precise, Ian. Subsequently more effective in getting your points across.
I like your statement about 'hater' being a terrible label. It has no meaning and never really has done and it is a way for people to simplify and group any opposition that they are facing that they can't understand or accept in their head.
I think all the Ian bashers are gay dudes who either got jealous that Ian hooked up with someone else, or are still pissed about the AIDS video. Grow up and go find some other guy to hate on!
Hey Ian, what kind of water are you drinking? I work for a water filtration company.... maybe I know too much, but get yourself an RO system. Don't rely on bottled water. Over time the plastic deteriorates.
Hi Ian- I always start the morning, with boiled water- and had tinctures- for daily flush- sage, if I'm feeling under the weather, from a winter cold- or oil of oregano- if my stomach feels queasy- Olil of Oregano kills bacteria and viruses. I also take acidophilus pills, a few times a week- for beneficial bacteria- and drink pomeganite juice- and eat pumpkin seeds for anti-parasitical properties
I also have very strong cravings for nectarines and if I happen to see a plum :o) while getting the nectarines I want one really bad and end up buying at least 5 plums, though it was not the plan. I think its the tart skin vs the sweet insides that makes a plum so enticing.
They did a small segment on the LA news (TV) the other night on this subject. It was very interesting because I am one of those that loves chocolate. It started with the cravings for chocolate milk shakes in my mid twenties. I was denied sweets and the like as a yongster. :o(
While the world revolves and evolves, Ian C. stays safely put. Bravo. You are heading in the right direction. Except, it must be a really really boring life doing, well, nothing.
Tomato, spinach, red onion, olives, large jalapeno pepper, no-fat italian dressing (a bit of bad stuff there in the Italian, I know, but it's just a spoonful. Since I've been doing that (over a year), my health and wellbeing improved tremendously. Dunno whether the bacteria crave it, but I sure do.
Very interesting. Ian, do you mean that fluid diets are instrumental in flushing out the system or just a multiple day water dier? Do you mean that the bacteria changes because of the food being consumed or entirely new bacteria is introduced?
perhaps the bacteria is already in the food so once we introduce it to the system it lives there and wants more of that food. I have been told that drinking a good amount of water will lead to healthy weight loss. I have found personally that when I drink water it satisfies my hunger for a while. I have independently heard that when we feel hunger we are actually dehydrated.
It does seem that taking in water and peeing clear is a good way to flush the system of any excess microbes. Doctors indicate to drink enough fluid to recover from essentially any illness I've ever experienced.
If everyone ate chocolate and has those bacterium in them, then they would crave it no matter what due to chemical response. So what about people who eat chocolate, but dont crave it. On a side note,your article makes this bacteria a parasite.
Taking in food or water releases chemicals in your brain to make you realize how to get that chemical reward in the future. You feel good because the chemicals make you feel good. Bacteria do eat food we eat, and our stomach is a good niche for them, but there isn't bacteria that eats all food humans eat, because then, we would be fighting for our food all the time.
Better get used to these comments Ian. It'll be a colder winter here on the east coast, and there will be nothing to do but hybernate in our homes and bug the shit out of you, lol
"Or maybe (more likely) it actually works the other way around, and they've found a particular strain of bacteria that thrives in the gut of people who eat a lot of chocolate..."
Yeah Ian, very true, bacterium deficiencies cause all sorts of problems. Eczema for one. And yes, certain people with lack of 'good bacteria' in their gut, tend to over eat the WRONG foods. I crave soya milk now...which is weird because i had to choke it down at first. I stopped craving chocolate altogether when I started taking hoodia-and the cravings have never been back-oh joy!
Ian likes to become obsessed with any number of things, I've noticed water is a reoccuring theme in that regard. Next up; water is God and snowflakes are angels...what's ice?
This is such an interessting topic. I would make a video about it but its kinda personal.. My diet is crazy cause I've been sick for a while. Eating stuff like suggar causes fungus/bacterias and often lead to suggar cravings. If you stop eating it your body regulates, so you dont want it. and the fungus dies, cause it lives off of suggar (and yeast).
many times in my life i too have deeply craved a plum. this is a pain that we can all truly relate to. the humanity inherent in some of ian's videos is overwhelming. my tears, they flow....
I dont eat bread..... or other things high in carbs or things with corn syrup. Im not saying im healthier than anyone else , its just a personal choice.
I try to stay away from processed food in general.I think most ppl have forgotten what its like to cook your own food without all frozen processed crap. Im not sure that water will flush out anything. you do know too much water can make it ill or kill u
yes, too much water CAN kill you! There was a woman in California who went on a radio station & she competed with some other people by drinking like 2 gallons of water & see who could wait the longest before having to go to the bathroom. She went home afterward & her family found her dead.
yeah that happened about 35 miles from where i live~ i felt bad for that ladies kid since she was tryin to win him a wii in that contest. that could be really mentally hard to get over.
Ian is in a show called Aliens in America! Well, he was in the pilot at least. Hope to see more of you on the show Ian! It is a pretty funny/cheesy show...the kind I like. :)
I played the role of High School Boy #1. In a scene in the gym locker room. I haven't seen it yet, I kind of avoided thinking about it as it was coming on.
I recorded the show and just re-watched it. You were the guy who graphically describes his date with a girl from the previous night. Ian for the life of me I don't know why you aren't pursuing this line of work. For Christ sake man you did a great job on a nationally televised show with over 3 million viewers!
Yeah, you did a good job Ian. I totally believed you as a high school kid! The pilot was a free download from iTunes, but now I think you have to pay for it. I hope they bring you back on to be the boyfriend of that girl...that would be totally weird!
I think the bacteria thing is correct. that's why some people, at least one, experience headaches and withdrawal symptoms when they stop eating certain kinds of foods. But, I don't think the water flushes them out. I think they have to die back, and they never die off completely. They're always there ready to rebuild the population.
I thought I just recently heard that some scientists think that that is what the appendix might have been used for?! Did anyone else hear about this besides me?
I could be wrong, but i think that it isn't possible to 'flush' your intestines by drinking water. WHen you drink water, it goes to your liver and then bladder. Have you ever shit water?
OK maybe. I can see that. But its not possible to induce diarrhea by drinking water. I think what this guy wants is an enema. It would clear his intestines out much more than drinking water or inducing dhiarrhea
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ian? is this your way of trying to get me to forget about the bread?
look, it's not my bacteria that wants the bread. everyone at the table wants the bread.
for the love of god, stop blaming my intestinal bacteriea and bring us the bread.
oh, and ps: still looking at your crossmack videos for the shoe thing. are you sure there was nothing about a shoe? wait...were you standing in the rain with no shoes on when amanda beat you with her amber ring? could that be it?
ok yes everyone. you pushed the question so I have to tell the truth. my mom was in fact physically abusive to me.
and I was once in a dating relationship. but the woman criticised me. so between those two things all i want to do is sit here on youtube and make psychotic statements over and over while i slowly and gradually distort the facts..slowly...gradually.. that way i can make all women look bad and ian too.
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Ian you dusty magnet piece of filthy toilet furr ball. Just putting your confussion out in a video is disrespectful to society. Deal with your problems and dont label them on other people
Look at my video, I'm not attacking him, I'm saying is a liar. That's a very different thing ok? If I say: Ian is a Liar its different from saying: Ian you are a piece of shit and a fucktard. Do you see the difference? I think you do.
If someone lies, you call him a liar but if someone is stupid on a daily basis, would you remind him that he his a fucking retarded dumpshit? I call it safe to call him a liar in front of everybody when he deny that he had a ebegging website. I want everybody to know about this site and that Ian is an hypocrite. I can't believe you don't see difference between bashing and relating lies. So now what if you call someone a liar you are bashing him? Give me a fucking break.
I crave nuts and nut butters alot.
BluefruitNMusicSnow 6 months ago
Kefir resets the bacteria. Have fun.
ajpearceUK 1 year ago
ur on the right path --
tupemoon 2 years ago
I stumbled upon this video, good information but he is really intense- in a good way. After watching I am craving a plum.
falt007 3 years ago
i like this video a lot... creating "healthy" food cravings would be awesome. those "unhealthy" ones are pretty tricky haha
xxwalkamongusxx 3 years ago
i figured out that ur taste buds are riged to the foods ur body needs. and ur right if u force your self to eat somtihng and ur body then figures out its good for you, you then will start wanting more, your taste buds will even adapt. so people ur not in control of ur taste buds and maybe we really should eat what were hungry for.
AttractionPhilosophy 3 years ago
Its absolute fact about gut bacteria and flora so we do have to be balanced about what we eat,imagine these folks who take there kids to fast food chains that encourage childrens hour ,and look at obesity in society and also mind problems which are linked to the physical state.
rustycolin57 3 years ago
thank you very much. what paper was this info in?
hereIam0000 3 years ago
i want chocolate when i look at you
symtek1 3 years ago
Actually chocolate is very healthy.
Raw chocolate anyway.
Fail.
Levesque999 4 years ago
you are interesting
stolenbackbone 4 years ago
Well, man, you're actually right.
You should just calm your intellect a little.
Balance.
Bezfortier 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Once again, you're an inept loser. You
have NO idea what you're talking about.
Go the fuck away.
deniteowl2 4 years ago
FLush it with the water, the kindgom of sea. THE eye sees Existence as a bacteria existing with you and me. I need a woman, a safe connect, bacteria manifesting as a conscious state of mind. i object. aware of your stress. I connect and
fersheeze 4 years ago
lol omg the plum part was really funny
ssjdrakon 4 years ago
O_O
carezzza 4 years ago
So if Ian ate me for supper tonight, would he need male victim bacteria in his body to break me down? I'm not sure how it would work. What kind of bacteria would break me down if I were to be ingested by Ian?!?
ds99 4 years ago
lmao
CuCuCrazy 4 years ago
***IAN*** You keep talking about water-- you should watch this vid-- watch?v=VfOep6ih3V8. In talking about a crop circle, he mentions how important water is in the coming vibrational transformation.
justwatching1980 4 years ago
"You are what you eat"...
thedarkener 4 years ago
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sweetycutyDebra48 4 years ago
You look like Deacon Frost from Blade (1998)
neolistic 4 years ago
i love fruits and vegetables,i feel better when i do.but the other day i was craving thoes small betty crocker cakes and it set on fire in the microwave because im a genuis..i accidently pressed more zeros next to the 30 seconds,from now on im gonna be very ocd about the microwave.
12blin 4 years ago
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Ian, have you viewed the new Tom Cruise farting video .... its a riot!!!!!!!
onmydayoff 4 years ago
Very very interesting I think
TheNewYorkTony 4 years ago
ok yes everyone. you pushed the question so I have to tell the truth. my mom was in fact physically abusive to me.
and I was once in a dating relationship. but the woman criticised me. so between those two things all i want to do is sit here on youtube and make psychotic statements over and over while i slowly and gradually distort the facts..slowly...gradually.. that way i can make all women look bad and ian too.
tdejncd 4 years ago
KOCHS POSTULATES FUCK YA
LisaAAAH1942 4 years ago
I will be doing FREE private webcam sessions tonight. If you're interested, click on the link in my profile!
LuckyLucy4U 4 years ago
This article was listed on Digg. Some of the comments people made about it were pretty funny... but the study was definitely interesting!
HATERS? So, would you simply call them people who have viciously attacked people for attention and self-gratification... or what?
blackturtleus 4 years ago
:) i love extra-dark chocolate SS knows this alot... cinnamon is another craving
sabrinavsginc 4 years ago
omg your boring voice..bacteria spewing from you gob..click bang..thud
LisaAvon 4 years ago
Ian, regardless of the subjects on which you discuss. You are one of the most attractive man on YouTube. I wish you could respond to this fact in person. But I wont get my hopes up too high.
TeslinGuy 4 years ago
"i was craving a plum very intensely".. haha you say funny things and you don't realize it sometimes, i love it.
good point on the haters.
thank you for your videos, always.
icebar 4 years ago
Smoke some more pot Ian! BAM
Hughsnews 4 years ago
I've got 3 words for you: FREE WEBCAM CHAT. If ya want it, click the link in my profile. :-)
CyberingBaby 4 years ago
1:32 mark is fucking classic!
blazedup06 4 years ago
I hate plums...well actually I like them but they lead to harder fruit---and then we're on the road to addiction.
MustafaPresents 4 years ago 2
funny comment!
tdejncd 4 years ago
I will be doing FREE private webcam sessions tonight. If you're interested, click on the link in my profile!
LovelyLady4U2 4 years ago
youre right about the word "haters". ive never really thought about the consequences of calling someone that. i think there is a range of different types of "haters" (what do we call them now?) and some really are just hate filled people who use the net to vent. they should be ignored.
hyphenunderscore 4 years ago
wouldn't one range of a "hater" be a "griefer"? someone that sets out with the intentional purpose to cause opposition and strife; simply because it amuses them?
kosmotidbit 4 years ago
:]...
Levesque999 4 years ago
What are you guys up to tonight? I'm just sitting here in my bikini, in front of my webcam! If you guys wanna chat, just click on the link in my profile!
MountainGirlWantsLuv 4 years ago
Personally, I have NEVER once craved chocolate.........
NomadNWC 4 years ago
Not only are you a Philosopher and Physicist, but you're also a Nutritionist. Excellent.
Also, your response after eating a plum "very intensely" at 1:32 is priceless.
Lundadeuna 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This is a piece of shit!
My videos can sooo own this sooo hard!
Its not funny!
I say this video sucks balls!
Ya pricks!!!!!!
I feel pity for the people who likes this shit!
This video is now flagged,have a nice day :D
OmfgyoWTF 4 years ago
haha yea OmfgyoWTF i can tell your trying to get ian's viewers to check out your sight you fucking spazz. you can go fuck yourself too.
lllllSeanlllll 4 years ago
lol! U know what, he's entertaining I have to admit. None of the things he says makes any sense, but we still pay attention to it. It's genius! haha
sugarmami21 4 years ago
sugarmami21, Ian is a young Tom Snyder.
OneoftheImmortals 4 years ago
that was disgusting. omg.
cakeforbreakfast 4 years ago
Your barbs are already a work of art, it's the frequency that needs improvement. He left off some of the most talented commenteers and focused on those who leave comments the most frequently. Where are your priorities?!?!
Michelle5451 4 years ago
Well, it's only fitting considering the only reason Ian is so famous on YouTube is directly attributable to The NegRegs consistantly getting Ian on the Most Discussed list.
Michelle5451 4 years ago
Yeah. If Ian weren't such a fucking moron, he wouldn't have INTERNET ATTENTION INTERNET ATTENTION INTERNET ATTENTION INTERET ATTENTION.
But since he speaks like how Kerry King plays solos, it all works out xD
Levesque999 4 years ago
are u still alive? i thought you would be dead by now, what with all your braincells depleted from abuse of pot and meth. im glad i don't visit your page except when i need to hear a load of bullshit.
yameted 4 years ago
So then we'll call them dislikers.
Earofdoom 4 years ago
Ahh back to some evidence of the gut brain...
Google gut brain...
666videlicetunus 4 years ago
iancrossland is an identity thief
livetvtube 4 years ago
35 videos that i would assume to be negative, to or about ian? wow and he's the one who supposedly has a problem? hmm.... that doesn't seem healthy
ahkluteyes 4 years ago
Coffee and grapes make you shit rockets
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
Ian Crossland announces he is has become a nutritional expert with a plan to help humanity
===========================================
Ian Crossland announced his plans to provide "expert advice" on nutrition for a growing number of nutrition-illiterate humans today. When asked how he plans to apply his nutrition wisdom to the world's starving, Ian stated, "the problem isn't lack of food, it's lack of "food-nutrition balance."
RiverMark 4 years ago 3
Ian went on to say, "Give the people nutrition advice and the food will follow." When asked about how water fit into his advice, Ian became irate and stormed out of the press conference. As of press time, calls to Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises went unanswered.
RiverMark 4 years ago 5
You always kill me with these comments, Mark :) Awesome :) Missed your take on Ian's videos about us "negative" regulars :)
thedakkster 4 years ago
Thomas: I took an Ian Crossland break to assess my motives and see if by taking a break, upon coming back if Ian made any more sense to me. The break was good, he makes no sense, and I believe he continues to be losing his mind. And, he lacks intelligence. As for my take on the "negative regulars," a hearty congratulations to you all. It's good to be back. Let's get "negative!"
RiverMark 4 years ago 6
The NegRegs
Michelle5451 4 years ago
I laughed, I really did.
carnalphilosopher 4 years ago
River..when did Ian Crossland Land become Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises? Will this change effect our 401K plan and health benifits?
giaco44094 4 years ago
Hi Giaco. The 401k plan and the health plan benefits will be merged into a single plan that will now be called the "Fruits and Vegetables" plan. Each employee of Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises will be get a monthly allotment of fruits and vegetables. As a result there won't be a need for retirement or health care. Enjoy! And remember to only be positive.
RiverMark 4 years ago
There's a connection between junk food and junk comments, i swear
haydegger 4 years ago
Ian, is there any chance you can answer the question I asked you in the comment section of the Ninja Turtle video?
Michelle5451 4 years ago
very interesting, I will have to check out it.
novmoon 4 years ago
And some ppl dont understand ians videos since most of the time he jumps from subject to subject.
He might touch on 5 seperate idea's in a 25 sec period. Ian needs little focus and think out his video bit a more before he makes them. besides that he could use with little balance for that ego ..
Hereinmyhead102 4 years ago
Ian sometimes confuses "haters" ppl that hate just to hate and People that get angry do to ego driven ,made up statements with little or no facts backing them up or just plain delusion.This only place on earth where 1+1 can = 5 . I like ian as a person but that does not mean i have to agree with what he says. Ian has some "haters" but most of the ppl are just calling him out on statements he makes
Hereinmyhead102 4 years ago
Short and precise, Ian. Subsequently more effective in getting your points across.
I like your statement about 'hater' being a terrible label. It has no meaning and never really has done and it is a way for people to simplify and group any opposition that they are facing that they can't understand or accept in their head.
samtwist 4 years ago 2
I think all the Ian bashers are gay dudes who either got jealous that Ian hooked up with someone else, or are still pissed about the AIDS video. Grow up and go find some other guy to hate on!
afewgoodclips 4 years ago
You're a real deep thinker. No doubt you spent at least 45 minutes structuring that paragraph before hitting the 'post comment' button.
PS: You just proved yourself to be one of the 90% for the second time. At least you're consistant.
BrokebackCrossmack 4 years ago
hi brokeback go fuck your self. prick
lllllSeanlllll 4 years ago
Hey Ian, what kind of water are you drinking? I work for a water filtration company.... maybe I know too much, but get yourself an RO system. Don't rely on bottled water. Over time the plastic deteriorates.
Steph
tundramom 4 years ago
Hi Ian- I always start the morning, with boiled water- and had tinctures- for daily flush- sage, if I'm feeling under the weather, from a winter cold- or oil of oregano- if my stomach feels queasy- Olil of Oregano kills bacteria and viruses. I also take acidophilus pills, a few times a week- for beneficial bacteria- and drink pomeganite juice- and eat pumpkin seeds for anti-parasitical properties
KatytheMediator 4 years ago
I also have very strong cravings for nectarines and if I happen to see a plum :o) while getting the nectarines I want one really bad and end up buying at least 5 plums, though it was not the plan. I think its the tart skin vs the sweet insides that makes a plum so enticing.
Peace
CaptainWhatever4 4 years ago
Great video Ian and well done putting that link up. Now if the negative commenter's only knew how to read!
PlasmaDude47 4 years ago
It's amusing how you completely fail to notice the inherent stupidity of your second sentence.
BrokebackCrossmack 4 years ago
The only amusing thing about it, is how stupid you are. Offer some constructive criticism for a change or just shut the fuck up.
PlasmaDude47 4 years ago
They did a small segment on the LA news (TV) the other night on this subject. It was very interesting because I am one of those that loves chocolate. It started with the cravings for chocolate milk shakes in my mid twenties. I was denied sweets and the like as a yongster. :o(
Peace
Peace
CaptainWhatever4 4 years ago
While the world revolves and evolves, Ian C. stays safely put. Bravo. You are heading in the right direction. Except, it must be a really really boring life doing, well, nothing.
choicemaker99 4 years ago
Uh... did you even watch the video??
He's not doing nothing. He's craving plums.
culwin 4 years ago
It sometimes seems that our grandfather's fought for our freedom so my generation would be living inside their heads for the rest of their lives
SpokenWord333 4 years ago 2
well i agree on the hater thing...
TrueDragonRage 4 years ago
My breakfast:
Tomato, spinach, red onion, olives, large jalapeno pepper, no-fat italian dressing (a bit of bad stuff there in the Italian, I know, but it's just a spoonful. Since I've been doing that (over a year), my health and wellbeing improved tremendously. Dunno whether the bacteria crave it, but I sure do.
LyinDan 4 years ago
You should make your own vinagrette dressing. It's really easy. Salad dressing is usually full of corn syrup and other poisonous ickiness.
QuinnEGorges 4 years ago
Very interesting. Ian, do you mean that fluid diets are instrumental in flushing out the system or just a multiple day water dier? Do you mean that the bacteria changes because of the food being consumed or entirely new bacteria is introduced?
GreenDesert 4 years ago
perhaps the bacteria is already in the food so once we introduce it to the system it lives there and wants more of that food. I have been told that drinking a good amount of water will lead to healthy weight loss. I have found personally that when I drink water it satisfies my hunger for a while. I have independently heard that when we feel hunger we are actually dehydrated.
IanCrossland 4 years ago
It does seem that taking in water and peeing clear is a good way to flush the system of any excess microbes. Doctors indicate to drink enough fluid to recover from essentially any illness I've ever experienced.
IanCrossland 4 years ago
yeah, we don't need carbohydrates, proteins or fats. we only need water. you've finally hit the nail on the head, ian.
HOW DID YOUR BRAIN BECOME THIS BROKEN???
thedakkster 4 years ago
Ian, Baby elephants crave adult fecal matter and eat it up as if it were candy.
The reason is, in the adult feces are specific bacteria and microbes which aid digestion and promote good health.
Ian, you really need to get into Jane Goodall. More than just a few topics you discuss Jane has already documented on Video.
BTW, NO ONE GET THE FLU SHOT!!!
I'm as sick as a dog!
Doctors are reporting many are coming down with the Flu since they were "Inoculated."
What a Fucking Joking on us!
OneoftheImmortals 4 years ago
Do Get, DEMAND, the Pneumonia shot and Hepatitis A&B series!
You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.
You can get Hepatitis from a seemingly clean looking toilet seat or for that matter, a coffee cup at a Diner.
OneoftheImmortals 4 years ago
thank u for this very important information.
johnbourbon 4 years ago
thats very informative. HA! thats funny i crave fruits too! that must mean i have the fruit bacerias in me. I like that idea =P
sarre87 4 years ago
If everyone ate chocolate and has those bacterium in them, then they would crave it no matter what due to chemical response. So what about people who eat chocolate, but dont crave it. On a side note,your article makes this bacteria a parasite.
highspeedbrian 4 years ago
Taking in food or water releases chemicals in your brain to make you realize how to get that chemical reward in the future. You feel good because the chemicals make you feel good. Bacteria do eat food we eat, and our stomach is a good niche for them, but there isn't bacteria that eats all food humans eat, because then, we would be fighting for our food all the time.
highspeedbrian 4 years ago
Better get used to these comments Ian. It'll be a colder winter here on the east coast, and there will be nothing to do but hybernate in our homes and bug the shit out of you, lol
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
Why flushing it with water? Its purity? Fibrous vegetables will "flush" out your system too.
Jabsie 4 years ago
very interesting. I never knew that!
karliezmarie 4 years ago
"Or maybe (more likely) it actually works the other way around, and they've found a particular strain of bacteria that thrives in the gut of people who eat a lot of chocolate..."
MisterMocie 4 years ago
"i was craving a plum very intensely" LOL
Yeah Ian, very true, bacterium deficiencies cause all sorts of problems. Eczema for one. And yes, certain people with lack of 'good bacteria' in their gut, tend to over eat the WRONG foods. I crave soya milk now...which is weird because i had to choke it down at first. I stopped craving chocolate altogether when I started taking hoodia-and the cravings have never been back-oh joy!
findmysecretgarden 4 years ago
Ice is the Bible, frozen God.
theCommenteer 4 years ago
Good video Ian. Keep it up, yo.
coolgangstakillah 4 years ago
According to pro-biotic theroy, sugar kills good bacteria...or something like that. Is that what Ian is fussing about here?
malecat76 4 years ago
Wow i did not know that. Refined cane sugar is my enemy! :-P
findmysecretgarden 4 years ago
Mine, too. Very bad for you.
LyinDan 4 years ago
Ian likes to become obsessed with any number of things, I've noticed water is a reoccuring theme in that regard. Next up; water is God and snowflakes are angels...what's ice?
malecat76 4 years ago
The Hidden Messages in Water. Masuru Emoto. Lots of pictures of ice crystals, so yeah, actually.
QuinnEGorges 4 years ago
These are the bacteria that help you digest your food, if memory serves me right.
HaloMurkerKing 4 years ago
oh my dear holy god. i agree with an ian crossland video. :)
trvelnfool 4 years ago
UR A NUTJOB
Crosslandisanutjob 4 years ago
How original
samtwist 4 years ago
dont 4get the importance of exercise in the flushing process
DavidAttaway 4 years ago
This is such an interessting topic. I would make a video about it but its kinda personal.. My diet is crazy cause I've been sick for a while. Eating stuff like suggar causes fungus/bacterias and often lead to suggar cravings. If you stop eating it your body regulates, so you dont want it. and the fungus dies, cause it lives off of suggar (and yeast).
Alvette 4 years ago
many times in my life i too have deeply craved a plum. this is a pain that we can all truly relate to. the humanity inherent in some of ian's videos is overwhelming. my tears, they flow....
TextBot 4 years ago
Reasonable assumptions.
terry585 4 years ago
I dont eat bread..... or other things high in carbs or things with corn syrup. Im not saying im healthier than anyone else , its just a personal choice.
I try to stay away from processed food in general.I think most ppl have forgotten what its like to cook your own food without all frozen processed crap. Im not sure that water will flush out anything. you do know too much water can make it ill or kill u
Hereinmyhead102 4 years ago
yes, too much water CAN kill you! There was a woman in California who went on a radio station & she competed with some other people by drinking like 2 gallons of water & see who could wait the longest before having to go to the bathroom. She went home afterward & her family found her dead.
ravensmomscorp76 4 years ago 2
yeah that happened about 35 miles from where i live~ i felt bad for that ladies kid since she was tryin to win him a wii in that contest. that could be really mentally hard to get over.
Hereinmyhead102 4 years ago
its called hyperhydration.
it only happens when you drink too much in a small amount of time. water comes in too fast and the elctrolytes arent being replaced fast enough.
the tissues swell and shut down.
princessminga 4 years ago
Dont forget they start to explode!!!!!!!!!!!
highspeedbrian 4 years ago
Ian is in a show called Aliens in America! Well, he was in the pilot at least. Hope to see more of you on the show Ian! It is a pretty funny/cheesy show...the kind I like. :)
ichbinkeinberliner 4 years ago
What part did he play in the pilot? I thought Aliens was a very funny show with reasonably good acting.
theaccessory 4 years ago
I played the role of High School Boy #1. In a scene in the gym locker room. I haven't seen it yet, I kind of avoided thinking about it as it was coming on.
IanCrossland 4 years ago
I recorded the show and just re-watched it. You were the guy who graphically describes his date with a girl from the previous night. Ian for the life of me I don't know why you aren't pursuing this line of work. For Christ sake man you did a great job on a nationally televised show with over 3 million viewers!
theaccessory 4 years ago
Yeah, you did a good job Ian. I totally believed you as a high school kid! The pilot was a free download from iTunes, but now I think you have to pay for it. I hope they bring you back on to be the boyfriend of that girl...that would be totally weird!
ichbinkeinberliner 4 years ago
HE IS AN ALIEND U NUTJOB
Crosslandisanutjob 4 years ago
Haters everywhere we go, Haters everywhere we go,... Damn you Ian that song is stuck in my head now because of you.
As for the Bacteria thing: Thanks for bringing that up and linking. How food interacts with the body has always interested me.
stankinlincoln 4 years ago
Broccoli helps prevent cancer
SpokenWord333 4 years ago 2
god damn. this is such a fact.
i love brocolli and hate cancer. i eat brocolli and guess what? no mother bitching cancer!
1010100906 4 years ago
SpokenWord333 , so does Effexor. No joke!
OneoftheImmortals 4 years ago
I think the bacteria thing is correct. that's why some people, at least one, experience headaches and withdrawal symptoms when they stop eating certain kinds of foods. But, I don't think the water flushes them out. I think they have to die back, and they never die off completely. They're always there ready to rebuild the population.
theCommenteer 4 years ago
I thought I just recently heard that some scientists think that that is what the appendix might have been used for?! Did anyone else hear about this besides me?
ravensmomscorp76 4 years ago
interesting
IanCrossland 4 years ago
ravensmomscorp76, ABC News reported this past Wednesday, Oct 10, 2007, "Scientists Discover True Function of Appendix Organ" By Barbara Miller
abc. net. au/news/stories/2007/10/10/2055374. htm?section=world
OneoftheImmortals 4 years ago
thanks for the link! I am going to go check it out now~ I didn't get to catch the entire story when I heard what I heard initially.
ravensmomscorp76 4 years ago 2
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Ian,
You said that you had been "craving a plum very intensely" and that you "would post a link to it." Where's the link to that plum, Ian?
By the way, you know what goes well with a plum...
...bread...
...that's what goes well with a plum. Where's the bread, Ian?
Sh4zor 4 years ago
Renal Failure, Ian.
Levesque999 4 years ago
I could be wrong, but i think that it isn't possible to 'flush' your intestines by drinking water. WHen you drink water, it goes to your liver and then bladder. Have you ever shit water?
dontgetaol 4 years ago
Diarrhea?
stankinlincoln 4 years ago
OK maybe. I can see that. But its not possible to induce diarrhea by drinking water. I think what this guy wants is an enema. It would clear his intestines out much more than drinking water or inducing dhiarrhea
dontgetaol 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure if you don't drink enough water, you get constipated. Drinking too much has the opposite effect.
culwin 4 years ago
Ian's channel has the weirdest comments.
ichbinkeinberliner 4 years ago 2
yea it does lol
blueflamedragon 4 years ago
You'd be amazed how easy a penis slides into a vagina. It's kinda like simple mathematics if ya think about it.
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
relevance?
simonodell 4 years ago
With Ian, are you kidding?
malecat76 4 years ago
Sorry, I thought the relevence question was to Ian....although it STILL could be when you think about it.
malecat76 4 years ago
Chocolate Rain
boldia 4 years ago
*Reign, Bobba
Levesque999 4 years ago
Chawklit Reign
boldia 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Levesque999 4 years ago
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ian? is this your way of trying to get me to forget about the bread?
look, it's not my bacteria that wants the bread. everyone at the table wants the bread.
for the love of god, stop blaming my intestinal bacteriea and bring us the bread.
oh, and ps: still looking at your crossmack videos for the shoe thing. are you sure there was nothing about a shoe? wait...were you standing in the rain with no shoes on when amanda beat you with her amber ring? could that be it?
tdejmcd 4 years ago
Bread loves Ian, Ian loves MAX
MuZicKrAZy 4 years ago
haha man i dont know you, but you just might have some type of severe psychological disorder
-no hate-
kvempire 4 years ago
ok yes everyone. you pushed the question so I have to tell the truth. my mom was in fact physically abusive to me.
and I was once in a dating relationship. but the woman criticised me. so between those two things all i want to do is sit here on youtube and make psychotic statements over and over while i slowly and gradually distort the facts..slowly...gradually.. that way i can make all women look bad and ian too.
tdejncd 4 years ago
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Ian you dusty magnet piece of filthy toilet furr ball. Just putting your confussion out in a video is disrespectful to society. Deal with your problems and dont label them on other people
MuZicKrAZy 4 years ago
everything you said makes sense Ian, except for the bacteria eating salt...it kills them.
Its good to have Haters Ian; it means you're important
pyrodogg 4 years ago
"haters" is a word that is so.... unintellegent...
here is far too much hate in this world.
i would bid $10,000 for that cup on ebay if i had that much money... well, if i was a millionare.
Orion8888 4 years ago
Why exactly would you bid?
BrokebackCrossmack 4 years ago
Look at my video, I'm not attacking him, I'm saying is a liar. That's a very different thing ok? If I say: Ian is a Liar its different from saying: Ian you are a piece of shit and a fucktard. Do you see the difference? I think you do.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago 3
It seems as if in your case the difference is blurred
washboard1997 4 years ago
If someone lies, you call him a liar but if someone is stupid on a daily basis, would you remind him that he his a fucking retarded dumpshit? I call it safe to call him a liar in front of everybody when he deny that he had a ebegging website. I want everybody to know about this site and that Ian is an hypocrite. I can't believe you don't see difference between bashing and relating lies. So now what if you call someone a liar you are bashing him? Give me a fucking break.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago
What I'm blown away at, is the jump you've made from the last video to this one....shit, somebody pass that blunt and get me a beer!
ManyDimensions 4 years ago
i crave beer and cigarettes but I've never had either one.
catmouse9 4 years ago
What about chocolate yogurt?
jerryrock 4 years ago
Ian, did you study much philosophy at university? You seem often engaged in philosophical thought.
ticklemelo 4 years ago
what your saying is true
snipes25 4 years ago
your a thinker
cphellp 4 years ago