Ellen Page - stand up submission for Conan

[Matanumi]

Mr.lahey wants a word with you,

[davemooreblues]

@Matanumi  TPB FTW!!!

[Bisby219]

A young Sarah Silverman! Btw... my father taught Sarah Silverman how to act...

[theoryofeverything90]

@Bisby219 in bed!

[Bisby219]

@theoryofeverything90 actually... no... My dad used to own an acting school in New Hampshire and she was one of her students.

[chickensesame]

that grin at 2:41...

[INSANE1015]

well in this vid she is 22

[INSANE1015]

DANG sheis 24 O_o

[superbuds0714]

ARIADNE FTW!

[birdizzle]

genius

[OkaysothenI]

She reminds me of Ellen, as in Talk Show Ellen.

[OkaysothenI]

@OkaysothenI The way she talks and stuff.

[HAL3N]

She's honestly my dream girl.

[mroscoe]

the beaver is on the nickel, not the penny. and she calls herself canadian.

[recklessshitnkittens]

Oh, Ellen.

[LucientheAssassin]

I just love how every other comment is either hating on ellen or the video or proclaiming their love for ellen and enjoying the video.

[MrNixon79]

i am in love with this girl.

[sdflksdfkfh]

God I hate this bitch.

[patrickai]

ellen is so adorable, she is amazing. could not stop smiling

[comface]

This is shit.

[teenwolftoo]

Much better than the movie "Juno", but then again, that really isn't saying too much because "Juno" was an overrated crapfest of a film.

[Aztecius]

frigg awwfff lahey's daughter

[madcol]

My god she's just adorable O_O

[PENZStudios]

Okay the levels in this video are really wierd. First off it seems she is super short because of the door handle but then the slide lock is not usually as low as it is here, and I've never been to a house where the light switch is on the same height as the door knob. It is really perplexing....

[habshjb]

Love it. Im sure Norm Macdonald is cracking up somewhere.

[HeretohelpUSall]

This is all on purpose. Just so you know she is not trying to be funny.

[truckdrivah]

Weird video.

[Sarah8220]

this is so fucking awkward...

[criticman123]

hahaha the anti-humor is outstandingly awkward

[Judahmangi]

Ellen Page is ridiculously adorable, but this is awful. Stick to being adorable and building dreams for Inception.

[asdasdasdasdasdas497]

i dont understand how this has so many likes.

[wabdih]

@asdasdasdasdasdas497 she is trying to not be funny @Sarah8220 @truckdrivah

[gavnastyyy]

It's called internal bleeding, fucker!

[SHADOWSKY10]

Most people wouldn't even find her funny. Comedians might. She's making fun of comedians, or she's just not that good.

[mistercath]

I think everybody wants to marry Ellen Page at some point in their life.

[angrygreek1985]

im in love

[iTouchiPodz]

That Tiger is staring into my soul.

[Kaatins]

While watching this video , whole time i was thinking "where did i saw this girl ? I think i know her.. " after a video , went to google search for "Ellen Page imdb" BAM ! Oooohhhhh thats who she is . LOL. Is this happened to some one else too ?

[mosainagant]

@Kaatins ur retarded

[JumpsuitJamboree]

I love this. Ellen Page is an unfunny asshole, but it's adorable, and therefor, in a way, hilarious.

[TdotFunk]

She's cute but I didn't think this was funny at all. Sorry.

[jjcoree]

@TdotFunk No fucking shit, Sherlock.

[xanchoq]

I'd watch her, watching paint dry ;P

[mudkipsmakemewet]

I laughed at the whole fucking thing. I have no fucking idea why.

[bathinthefountain]

that look at 2:39 is sooo hot

[TellYourMomThankYou]

It gets good @2:41

[jaylakes]

Just no...no

[nevaseez]

Actually the beaver is on the front of the 5 cent coin, the penny has maple leaf's

[joeyjoeyjoeyjoey101]

She has the exact same awkward humour as Michael Cera

[DiarmaidGNR]

I think I'm the only person in the world that truly understands Ellen Page and gets her humour, That said... she's not funny.

[bluecrabsandsushi2]

So sad she's gay.

[pobhockle]

Is she a midget? It wouldn't bother me, I'd still plow.

[destinystruth]

The last of us :O

[chingy5505]

@AndroidPhone1

[FlareDemonReborn]

Ellie!

[ABN251]

Oh fuck my right side hurts, I drank to much last night. But watching this made me feel better. I think I'm going to die.

[emwinslimshady]

hahaha she is so cute and your voice is sooooooo awsome

[Dirty96Dutch]

Ellen ! Ray William Johnson Loves you bitch !

Give him a Shot you Heartless Satan Girl ! :)

[Wolfsrain90]

I cant be the only one who actually thought the jokes were funny. "The politics of the hive" actually made me literally lol.

[Wolfsrain90]

I can't be the on

[Russiansdoesitbetter]

As a humorist, she's a great actress. hahaha. Her cuteness made me laugh though.

[Mrcreations515]

i, i love you



[poopsinshower2]

shes the perfect girl

[f3arlessmonster]

Omg shes so beautiful!!! o.o

[GGPWN3D]

Ellen is beautiful. 

[singhisking01]

NO ELLEN. the 5 cent NICKEL has the queen on one side and a beaver on the other...jeez loueez goodness me heaven's above.

[Blastaar7]

did she have the chain lock lowered so she could reach it? lulz

[supacooldudethinks]

2:04 over and over and over and over and over and over and over! OMG <3

[dudevill4]

I didn't laughed in the hole video but I couldn't stop smiling. She's so pretty and cute. lol

[iexusuxei]

@dudevill4 Whole*

[dudevill4]

@iexusuxei lol thanks

[HypsterBitch]

This is very awkward.

[Gneisha]

@HypsterBitch That's the point.

[mattyblues101]

janeane garofalo the 2nd i am overwhelmed with joy

[GingerSnapzVlogz]

I think this was all staged... really well tho =D

[NaturalLife24]

she needs to get railed

[PyroSeraphim]

Yeah... She's very pretty. Totally not funny, but I couldn't stop smiling =]

[ibefullofme]

10 out of 10 give her a hand everybody btw that penny thing... It's actually true!!! We actually do have a queen and beavers on our coins!!! Hahahaha fml

[sniperfi748084]

your so sexy you can make the lamest joke and its still funny

[gmcfosho]

I've just never seen a door handle so close to a person's head. It's precious.

[mitchell3270]

what is this it makes no sense ! naw i really don't know what I'm saying

[rafarodriguesful]

My Dream - Girl <3

[chimmmmeeehhh]

my ultimate dream girl <3 so cute!!

[illdawg1234]

omfg hahahahaha if she wrote this herself that is incredible, if it was written for her, still amazing because she is a natural performer... fell in love with her since juno <333 its like her vs emma stone right now, but in the end id pick her :)

[tharbk01]

@illdawg1234 i liked her when she was a vengeful bitch in hard candy lol

[zgmfx42sdesutini]

<3 <3 <3

[hawdarkshooter]

cute



[sniperfi748084]

Eh

[sniperfi748084]

I love you. I'm a Canadian. Justin beaver a fag. I'm just saying. And ray William Jonson

Loves you to. He is also gay. But I'm not. Love you.

[GSCKoolCat3]

Ellen's so adorable, it hurts. omg. <3

[devouringone3]

Lol I'm actually laughing... I had seen this video a while ago and I just skipped it so much I wasn't getting any of what she was saying.

[lmrangeljr]

She is hot and that is all that matters

[FinbarWrong]

ugh,,,,,awkward

[luvcomedy123]

That laugh is incredible.

[RedSkyNord]

Does she realize how adorable she is?

[musicalcoholicdrunk]

That's a big door...

[royms2000]

Stand-up Comedy Rule #1: When you look like that, it doesn't really matter how bad your jokes are.

[purplepoprocks]

Is it weird I got excited that I have the same hairbrush?

[KusinerneAF]

@purplepoprocks That's SO cool! I'm jealous.

[idonotdraw]

And I want to be that one behind the camera SO HARD.

[idonotdraw]

Lovable smallness

[evilthesaurus]

her laugh is the best sound ever.

[Kyrindattara]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGG

MY HEART

Awkward humor and Ellen Page = THE BEST

[GeorgiaMuth]

The beaver is on the nickel

the maple leaf is on the penny

[gudraaa]

Door is to big.... oh wait

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

I love awkward humor so much. Also Ellen Page is adorable.

[thatguyfromyork]

so would...just saying

[doyoulikesprinkles]

I didn't like her much before, except in Inception, but now I want to be her friend. She doesn't need me. But she is hilarious in this. And I wud luv to hang out (ok, I'm getting creepy now.)

But, seriously, this made me LOL

[stoogeofstooges1]

Thats a cool tiger in the background...who is this again?

[timmie108973]

how can she be so cute? adorable

[BitchesCallMeTFree]

I know its a joke, but this was really funny haha

[Seedr0]

I'm also Canadian.

...Eh...

[thelionisatthedoor]

i think it was purposely made to look as if she fails doing it. 1:33-1:38 (A-DORE-A-BLE!!!)

[olinachan]

good

[mrbloak]

Ok I like her...

[rockkid935]

FAIL. but i still love u ellen

[Shadow172542]

I'm a chick... and I can't get over how adorablly cute she is. I loved her in Inception and as much as I thought Arthur was hot, Ellen just walked all over him. Guy or girl, gay or not, she's just too cute for anyone to say no to her.

[lol327]

Yeah, what -is- the deal with reality TV? Like seriously.

[donutsprinkles99]

I'm not hating but this could use a LOT of work....

[sof7121]

Just when I thought she could not be cuter

[AlexR2648]

I like how she says she's talking about the penny, but actually describes the nickel.

[chuckuckuck]

just oogling her and giggling, didnt even notice the jokes

[IRTOMM]

omg shes so cute.

[Exorcio1]

Wow, her laugh is really cute.

[lastwordgg]

She's really hot in juno... And funny. Bit not I this....

[heltongut123]

S2 :/ damn RWJ Now I'm in love tooo !!!

[TheLevyLightning]

i'd tap that

[LucidDream]

I love her awkward, dry humor. xD

[whysoserious89]

Scary, stalkerish, and creepy as it may sound, I would drop to one knee, with a ring, if I ever saw her in person.

[LucidDream]

@whysoserious89 I wouldn't go that far, but I would like to just start with actually knowing her in person. lol

[whysoserious89]

@LucidDream Ohh....I WOULD go fhat far lol. =]

[watsonray19]

My bad was my girlfriend lol

[watsonray19]

Shhhh, i wish Ellen page was girlfriend I swear to god!!!!!

[QunTrom]

Fucking horrible.Is that supposed to be funny?

[crackerwh0re]

@QunTrom

I think it was supposed to be a skit-like thing. If it were real, I'd find it very painful to watch.

[TheDockk]

@QunTrom WHOOSH! That's the sound of the whole joke going over your head.

[imsorryimsoperfect]

Just about to call her adorable!

I think it's cause she's so little bahahaha -3

[Cryokidd]

Adorable as fuck.

[nomore369]

thumbsup if you wanna be the comb...I'm just saying..

[Sylffer2010]

i love ♥

[NarutoXras3ngan]

2:03

[thewriter333]

HOLY SH*T!! thats a really nice tiger painting

[helsinki]

i can watch this all day long

[ThePedofilePig]

15 people are...idiots...

[pocobasso]

What a cuteeeeee

[tazman6232007]

oh im so in love :), she is sooooooo fine

[DouchebagamusMaximus]

God, I feel like such a pedo being attracted to ellen page. I'd like to take her to bed... and then read her a nice bedtime story.

[Mimasfriend]

@DouchebagamusMaximus She's like 23. She just little

[mrpelon1000]

Cute as a button

[Aris41]

Do u want to come to my workshop? I wanna show u some nice things...

[gmcfosho]

I just need to know... how tall...she is.

[MrGrabich]

@gmcfosho 155cm. It's 5' 1" in imperial, I believe. :)

[gmcfosho]

@MrGrabich so bite-sized

[kidfos]

@gmcfosho I believe the correct term is fun sized.

[aubzkie]

@gmcfosho she stands 5'1.

[WILLandWAY18]

Her face at 1:33... Can you say, "Adorable"?

[symnzXx]

oh my god. fucking brilliant

[w4ck02]

haha she is adorable!

[lifeinpictures]

There should be a Bronze plaque attached to the inside of her mothers thigh commemorating the birthplace of this amazing woman.

[BelleAndTheBoy]

Mmmmm, I like her. I also like Steve Agee. These are good people!

[genovich]

How is she famous?

[MrKhaosconn]

actually the pennie has a leaf on the other side.. shes forgetting her shit.. ex canadian

[dasbuehli]

Nailed it!

[feltymcsqueeb]

seems based on the comedic style of zack galifianakis

[mkkpt]

I demand more soccer tricks in her standup!

[t2fang]

not funny. 

[lanz0r4tehwin]

@t2fang that's the joke

[Gumminator]

@t2fang Did you think it was supposed to be hilarious? If you took it seriously, you're doing it wrong.

[asgoreth]

gawwwd she is so beautiful, great video!

[lonelymob]

her smile at 1:33 :)

[Audiohol4m33s]

See, it's funny because of the awkward delivery!

LAUGH DAMMIT.