Episode Two: George Takei is Second to Nun

[Lekismon]

ROFLCOPTER GEORGE!

[triadchixD]

Why is George Takei so bloody awesome

[TheSusietv]

11 people dont know the great sulu

[Monkofmagnesia]

eleven cardinals disliked this

[TiredwTwins]

I love George!!!

[kastro6789]

0:32 LOL DIVINE GUIDANCE *TROLL FACE*

[Vereekeld]

@kastro6789 Holy crap the face he made when he said that nearly killed me haha

[medusa1450]

@salanderstinger why u stalk travis so much?

[CatspitProductions]

That was bizarre Takei style... Come get some Catspit~! ☠

[GrayLeader2184]

Is there going to be a part 3?

[WillemRXC]

Did he say "kabuki" when he punched that dude wearing the Spidey outfit?

[Zikau]

@WillemRXC Yes. Yes he did. He's brilliant.

[TheMomokoRose]

@Sephirothwolf Brohoof?

[miragevampire]

Barney Stinson's father.

[WooHigh1]

He is SO not dead. I met him last night.

[PlatinumTulip]

George Takei is NOT dead. It said he died on Wikipedia, but you have to remember that ANYONE can edit that. Go look for yourself, the Death section on his page is now gone.

[TeenTrekkie]

I just want to know where everyone heard George Takei is dead because I'm pretty sure he's still alive....

[MegaWooooooooooo]

RIP George Takei......

Cant believe u died....

Oh My...

[1peterkim123]

@MegaWooooooooooo He's not dead.

[nonzshot]

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE GEORGE HAS LEFT US

REST IN PEACE FOREVER

THE GREATEST ACTOR KNOWN TO HUMANITY

RIP MR. TAKEI

[martyrdeangelis]

RIP, George. Miss you already

[hardleecure]

LOL. I love his voice. It's so deep and manly... nothing like the stereotypical gay voice all high pitched and lispy.

[fatibel42]

@hardleecure I would listen to him read the phone book.

[Idazmi7]

@hardleecure Gays?!?

Fail biology.

Men fuck girls, not men fuck men

Women fuck men, not Women fuck women

[hardleecure]

@Idazmi7 So what if people is gay? People are born gay/straight/bi. This has been scientifically proven. Have you failed biology? Homophobe.

[Idazmi7]

@hardleecure No, they don't want babies to care fore. There is no "Born Gay".

[sporkincarnate]

@Idazmi7 figures the homophobes are out in force here. Not as if they can do much to combat the awesome that is Takei. :)

[Idazmi7]

@sporkincarnate Beam him down in a Red Shirt.

Fixes everything.

[sporkincarnate]

@Idazmi7 I wonder who decided that homophobia should be seen as a positive character trait? Certainly not anyone with any sense. If you can't accept people for who they are, then ignore them. You do not have the right not to be offended - but you can have dignity and accept other people. Think about it.

[Idazmi7]

@sporkincarnate "I wonder who decided that homophobia should be seen as a positive character trait? Certainly not anyone with any sense."

Propagating the human race is not stupid.

Yoy ARE human, right? 0.o

[hardleecure]

@Idazmi7 Your ignorance is astounding. Go read a book. 

[Idazmi7]

@hardleecure I read books. Do you? If so, prove a point, instead of blankly calling ignorance. Prove me stupid. (It won't work, by the way)

[hardleecure]

@Idazmi7 wrong sir. you prove me wrong. I know you can't because I know it's been proven scientifically. You're just some repressed religious closet homosexual. It's ok though. I wont shun you.

[Idazmi7]

@hardleecure

Actually, my Girlfriend is just fine. You assume that Gays hate Gays? Not smart.

Since you provide no scientific "proof", i bring my own:

Evolution requires offspring. Lack of offspring is extinction. I should expect Gays to all grow old and die away, then, but they don't, meaning that genes have little to do with it.

You are simply the actual douche bag here, but must pin the moniker on someone else.

[NeuroChique]

Thank you, George! 

[scififan90]

That was hilarious! Thanks for being so awesome!

[luxord2654]

George Takei is the new chuck norris.

[Editors4Writers]

"You did good out there, Sister!"

"I gotta hand it to you Sister Teriyaki. You got a great bass!"

"Well, you haven't seen the best of it yet. Watch and learn Sister Mary Excelsior."

... "Ahhhhhhhh"

Hilarious.

[Lootraevefan]

indeed, Brohoof is earned.

[DanJChase]

YES GEORGE

[Quesly1]

who would win in a fight george takei or chuck norris? i vote takei

[ZHEKABEKA]

@Quesly1 They would totally make out..

[sepdet13]

Mr. Takei, you add a little more joy to the world. Okay, more than a little. Thank you. :)

[DemoraX]

oh god i paused at 0:34 and tabbed out to a different page, completely forgot it and almost died when i tabbed back lol

[12moondoggie12]

0:11

[LadyBarbossa]

ROTFLMAO!!! ::: Applauds:::: I LOVE IT!! Mr. Takei definitely is a heck of an Entertainer. ;)

~Lady B

[Belrag]

Amazing simply amazing

[eelsevilla]

hhahaha he is awesomeee

[benvin10365]

This is hilarious!

[theonlylolking]

Mary Teryaki vs The Bearded nun

[elongton1]

Your my favorite George!

[suzywao]

Sister Mary Teriyaki, lmfao

[SuperPickledpepper]

Oh my goodness. George Takei, you do whatever the fuck you want because you are so brilliant at it! <3

[nalsdc8s]

Great video :)

[Edohiguma]

George is the best nun ever.

[LadyEarth87]

Oh man this so brighten up my day!

[blackreazor]

is he singing a buddhist chant?

[Sephirothwolf]

George Takei is so legendary and awesome he makes anything 20% cooler...

[PhantomWerewolf]

@Sephirothwolf Congratulations George, you're the new Rainbow Dash.

[Sephirothwolf]

@PhantomWerewolf i thought eveyrone knew My Little Ponies are the result of sticking on of Gorgeous George's hairs in a Particle accelerator

[kvabok]

@Sephirothwolf brohoof!

[Sephirothwolf]

@kvabok Epic Brohoof ;)

[DarkApostleMatt]

@Sephirothwolf icwutudidthere...lol

[satoshimiwa]

Oh god I love this man hahaha

[DeoSoleil]

He's too awesome!!

[getlostinadub]

hahahahahhaha

[darkmagic1701]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DINDRAGON]

Japanese? She seems Bulgarian to me...

[skatapoopy]

my husband's great uncle looks like George

[karazeetomable]

Was that Kevin James at 1:27 ?!

[sliverstarr]

Daughter wants George as 'second' Grand dad ! :)

[TheBeccamom]

Love that Takei! *wink* George, you are a very silly individual, and I wouldn't change a thing about you! Good luck with "Allegiance"! Er, I mean break a leg, hon!

[bourqueman]

George you are crazy!! Love it

[wtfd00d08]

Mary Teryaki

[M413]

What did I just watch?

[tdcmoncton]

Sacreligiously funny. ;D

[Conmonman]

Man. Youtube is so fucking Takei.

[Exarian]

that man has gone through so much crap, you wouldn't believe, and yet he STILL has such an awesome sense of humor. He is awesome.

[ClemyNX]

Mary teriyaki lol

[randomshiver]

I'm with brabon, it would be amazing if George Takei hosted the Tony's!

[mds1978]

could I love george takei any more right now? Oh my!

[clamsthe1st]

7 people don't think it's okay to be Takei.

[AmericanAviator]

It ought to be damn illegal for one man to be this friggin' funny.

[puppetmaster124]

Pow! Thwack! Kabuki!

[NyanBoi]

Bahahaha... This is going to get so many thumbs down from people who refuse to laugh a bit in life. Sister Mary-Teriyaki ftw. xD

[TheHawkdaddy]

Name someone cooler than George Takei. It cant be done.

[mikeyp1230]

HILARIOUS !!!

[squidb8]

Spring time in New York? Oh, that's the season in which Broadway loses money hand over fist.

[davidls11]

George has a really nice bass.

[Kafkagrrl]

That is so cool! Love it! :)

[achtungbabyblog]

I just fell of my chair. "OHHHH MARY"

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

I'm experiencing Epicness overload now

[wc972]

OHHHHH MAAARY!  FTW!!!!

[ristin59]

George you need your own Broadway one man show! On Mary!

[beautifullife787]

Thanks George you always make me smile. Great job! :)

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

Love it George...oh Mary indeed eh :-)

I ordered a Takei shirt

[stevonumbaone]

These are amazing!

[BlueEyedGracie16]

These George Takei stories get better and better!

[rg0057]

Sister Mary Excesior?! I knew it, Sulu! Beam me up dammit! I know you're up there somewhere! Don't leave without me!



[Bpers2001]

George Darling, I'm loving the videos. Keep up the great work!!

[nairb687]

101

[miharakamikazi]

These Takei videos are getting funnier and funnier!

[Eodred]

Why didn't the damn spider-manpeople call you back?

[irvykinneas]

THAT IS SO TAKAY

[Lovejames47]

Bugger the Tony's - i'm thinking Oscars!!

[realspacemodels]

That's a bad habit to get into, George!

[jasonsgroovemachine]

@realspacemodels I groaned there. Audibly. I want you to know that.

[JayzaJedi]

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life!!!!

[scarrysherry777]

I...i don't know how to react to this...

[shadowerealm]

Oh man this brings back memories of my own theatrical debut as a nun.. someone make the hurting stop. LOL

[gregoryvn3]

Best Nun Ever!

[MixMadMen]

The perfect addition to Takei pride month. 8D

[DeerShank]

Ohh myyy :3

[TracyInsomiac]

Oh, I can't take it! the tears...the tears! God, you're good!

[Wildrider51]

I have run out of ways to use the word "awesome" in describing the Great Takei! Next maybe you'll take on "Wicked"!

[ApococyteAlpha]

I'm Takei for Takei!

[captconners]

Oh my gosh, too funny! Love you George. If you were straight, I'd marry you! Tony host next year for sure.

[AudioTech50]

Well, since "Spiderman" didn't get back to him... George is Broadway-bound, no matter what!

[supemu]

Avenue Q!

[mrsbrown333]

fab u lous!

[ealaspada]

Teriyaki's like Princess Vespa in Spaceballs. "It's her! She's a bass!"

Ah, who doesn't love George Takei!

[rangerk8e]

Ghods, I love this man.

[sctaber56]

How blessed can one person be?? ;) Sister Mary Teriyaki ROCKS!

[ritadian1]

New York should change the name from Broadway to Takeiway.

[1dbad]

@ritadian1 Agreed! :D

[paddbear]

George, you are hilarious! I can't wait to see the next episode!

[MrJimiJam]

George, my friend, you are my freakin hero.

[TheIrredeemable]

How could anyone not love this man?

[brabon1]

too late for this yeare...but george needs to host next year's tony's

[tattooskin72]

Love that bass ;)