Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 (Machinima)

[JesusInMalibu]

Christmas in the background. Subtle.

[xXxTURMOxXx]

lol 

[SOGJWA]

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

[thegameroftruth]

JESUS ONLY BITCH !

[Discodudelol]

Im thinking they should release this game. Sounds like Machinima :P

[MyAchievementhunter]

ahhhh, the good old days of machinima.

[hubanooba]

this never gets old XD like if uve watched more than once

[popcornman1215]

did anyone else realize the christmas music playing in the background?

[hubanooba]

" you can choose abc or d. no, i chose secret option E!!!"

[xXbutters1234]

old arby n the chief.. Gears Of Halo Theft Auto 5... good times.

[N8ERCHIP]

Dude i miss these videos! 2008-2009 Were the best ever

Raping the Replay button!

[AtomicFire41]

this sounds like and add for postal 3

[newDeathViper749]

dick heads whore faces shitass bitch dirtbag cocksucking hackingpimp bloodthisty smartass fat bitch

[theajtruth]

I guess I'll have to pray to jesus , so he can buy this for me :)

[XxGamingLT]

1950 people watched Spider-man 3 after watching this video

[22GearsNation22]

The best machinima was this right here. Not that new shit with those little kids who got old enough to be in it. The best series was either white fenix or gears no more.

[thebenagal2]

This old ass video

[TheOriginalJoePanda]

I haven't seen this video in YEARS! Good times...good times...

[BenjaminCarmine11]

Hey Machinima, this is machinima , not a bunch of trailers almost no one gives a shit about.

[Singalaugharoo]

I just took a horse, forced it to swallow gasoline, set it on fire, ripped its heart out with my bare hands, drank the blood, recited a chant in the name of Satan, watched Spider Man 3, committed suicide, and resurrected from the dead!!! All while hopping on one foot.

[SonGohan5567]

Either kill a goat and sell your soul to Satan or watch the movie Spiderman 3! In all my years I have never heard a funnier sentence than that.

[Murphylaw10]

Mexico would be the only country that wouldn't ban it

[MegaGuru333]

I want this game

[THESHINYNEWM9]

"This game is so bad, it will probably make you swallow your head - Garunteed!"

[VvToXiiCxHaZEvV]

wow..



[nsom21isdaboss]

spiderman 3 actually did suck

[nsom21isdaboss]

HEY FAT BITCH WHERE'S MY MONEY!!!!!!!!! MONEY I DONT GOT NO MONEY, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE IT ISSSSS!!!!!

[TheIntoxicatedEgg11]

I love how Christmas music comes on

[ITSchickenabducter]

IT GAVE ME CRONIC DIARIA

[sweetescapefan]

4 MILLION EXACTLY

[iTehZealous]

4 million views....

[lollypopman1231]

i thought jo ment jack off

[bacontaco23]

i was sharpening a knife before watching this.....

[TheAquaticLeaf]

i think saints row the third is actually close to this game as we can get..... for now

[gibsonification1]

Another name for this game would be... Saints Row The Third

[TheAquaticLeaf]

You and your friends can take turns setting neighborhood cats on fire, harming the elderly, and even trapping black tar heroine. That sounds like fun. It sure as hell is Jimmy, so be sure to reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today.

[TheAquaticLeaf]

How much does it cost? It's easy, either sacrifice a goat and sell your soul to Satan or B watch Spiderman 3. Spiderman 3? That movie was horrible. That movie gave me chronic diarrhea. What a piece of crap. You said it Jimmy. Is there any multiplayer? Yes. Why enjoy genocide alone when you can play with up to three other friends. Coooool.

[TheAquaticLeaf]

That's the kind of kick ass gameplay we aim for. Hells yeah! This game has already been banned in forty three different countries , and it hasn't been released yet. We're up to our tits in controversy and that's how we like it. Awesome. Unless you're Jesus this game will most likely make you swallow your own head. GUARANTEED.

[TheAquaticLeaf]

You can choose A right hook B abandon her child C kill her boyfriend or D push her out a window. Huh HA looks like hes chosen secret option E all of the above. Sorry little baby hope you like growing up on the streets. Hey, you that fat bitchs boyfriend? Ha ha yeah but(gun shot).

[TheAquaticLeaf]

Here's a clip of gameplay this character's a pimp trying to get money from his fat bitch. Hey fat bitch where's my money? Honey, I don't got your money, I ain't know where it isss. DUMB BITCH doesn't have his money. Now this is where you can make decisions that impact the rest of the story.

[TheAquaticLeaf]

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean ANYTHING. What other game can you beat your dog in to a coma, take a dump in a urinal, then have unrestrained shameless sex with your boss's mother? Nothing. That's right Jimmy.

[TheAquaticLeaf]

What's the background story? You're an ex zookeeper who's tired of taking everyones shit, and the only way you can get what you want is through excessive provocative behavior. Neeeat. Choose from four different profesions. Like what? Crazy Crack Dealer Blood Thirsty Pimp Corrupt Politician or Drunk Serial Killer. Corrupt politician That sounds lame. What?! Make big budget decisions, steal tax money even turn off the power for the orphanages. What are they gonna do tell their parents? Whoa sweet.

[TheAquaticLeaf]

And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad, this game was so disturbing half the ESRB chairmen committed suicide on the spot! Why? Most of them could'nt stand stabbing a nun in the face with a number two pencil. What a bunch of pussies. And that's just level 1.

[TheAquaticLeaf]

It's like nothing you've ever seen! It's nothing you ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5! What? Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5! That sounds coool. You bet it is, and we've been assured can be more emotionally disturbing than this game! Coooool. This game is filled with so much explicit content it's been rated JO. JO? JESUS ONLY. That sounds sick.

[dinonick2]

343 if you have any buisnes sense (and some extremly good lawers) then you will

MAKE THIS GAME

[ReliableFpsGamer]

LOL,christmas music in the bacground,i miss christmas :'(

[RILEYPETERSON1203]

I dont see where gears of war comes in but who acre it f****** funny!

[clogs2010]

spider man 3 wasnt that bad

[anthonylogan123]

@KITT171 You're just irritated that you have chronic diarrhea.

[KITT171]

This is not funny at all, and why is every video like this made with a Halo game?

[Halomaster4life1]

@KITT171 Because you are an orphan.

[KITT171]

@Halomaster4life1 No I'm not wise ass, although I am willing to be you are asshole.

[darthvenom305671]

okay i watched spider-man 3 like 20 times already ! now where's my goddamn game !

[sjr1821]

Some of them couldnt stand stabing a nun in the face with a number two pencil

[rmduni]

"It's so bad that it gave me chronic diarrhea" lol

[xXHuvasnak3Xx]

The story dosen't add up I mean your a zoo keeper but you can choose 4 jobs. Hmmm..... Hell sounds like my kind of fucked up game time to go check my hoes and then pick option E

[RayWJfan52598]

We're up to our tits in controversy and that's how we like it! LMFAOROTFLOL!!!!

[widudeisgod]

I got this game for christmas and i already swallowed my own head! But then shit it out and kept playing!

[Mattyboyrocks23]

The background music <3

[goldfamer]

What is the pre-order bonus?

[Zhaobertino]

this is during machinima's golden age

[demonnogo]

@Zhaobertino Yes. Memories of when Machinma it actually consist of great videos and not a bunch of COD videos and raps.

[bullet4431]

id watch spider man 3 cause im to lazy to sell my soul

[pRInsidious]

hey fat bitch where is my money??? :D hahah

[160ksv]

i cant stop laughing every time i watch this comercial

[TheThisIsSparta300]

The game sounds innaporite, but here's what beats it. Saints row. You can do all that shit. and the choices that effect game is more like mass effect

[GunMetalChutoy]

you can turn off the power to he orphanage what are they gonna do tell their PARENTS??

[nuggettamer]

Beat your dog into a coma..........Epic!!!!!

[poohhardy11]

should be on ps3

Everyone else: KILL THAT HEATHEN

[jaycasta1]

Lol

[KaitoZaras]

where do I sign up?

[mattrobbert]

I got 21026518017620 souls so far because of this add! Wait a minute...

[lovezelda6]

watching spider man 3 haha easy pesy *after watching the movie* my god what have i done

[haloreachgod44]

Well i just sacrificed a goat and sold my soal to satan now i play the waiting game.........

[1Deminator]

Cant get this shit on ps3!

[ReidTheSuperJew]

Wait so it's Jesus only but you have to sell your soul to the devil to get it...um...

[AJhalo1]

best part: 0:00- 3:41

[KarlP93]

Twittah

[inbadcompanyX2]

They spelled thirsty wrong.

[MW2PWNER1000]

1,941 played it without being Jesus

[winnieizcool]

its funny i dont remeber there being more then 43 countries hmm i thought there was only 7 ugh back to science class for me XD

[fishinaterpokemaster]

i find it funny when it starts from 1:55

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

I probably wouldn't sell my soul... but I'm willing to sit through one of the worst movies made by man if it means I can avoid it.

[slimshadey22797]

wtf why was sleigh ride being played in the backround @ :30?

[dirtdude59]

@slimshadey22797 it sets the mood

[CheesoXx]

Hellzzz Yeah

[HalozPotatoez123]

This was posted on my birthday! And this is when I got Halo 3!

[guitarb3ast7x]

Back when machinima was actually funny...

[llVIU]

it would've been better if there was more... visual... anything... it's just nodding

[rayjayman123]

1,939 stay-at-home moms disliked this videos. you know what I mean guys...

[chainsaw324]

secret option F steal the money she has in her back pocket

[iGPK1987]

"Dumb bitch doesn't have his money" lol xD

[HiredNoobs]

This game has been made...it has been code named : Saints row : The third.

[MajicLaMa]

they should have made it in real life. the fact that its in halo 3 is just weird

[LordVoldemort7890]

this game was so disturbing half the ESRB chair men commited suicide on the spot

Why?

Most of them couldn't stand stabing a nun in the face with a #2 pencil

WOW they must be PUSSIES!

[LordVoldemort7890]

This Game Is Rated JO FUCK YEAH!

[aweomseblossom363]

this game has been banned in 43 different countrys and it hasnt even been released yet!

[segamaster1100]

So, Level 1 Is stabbing a nun in the face with a #2 Pencil? I Dont even want to KNOW what goes on in the last level!

[Latuseluking808]

I wish ALL comercial pplz were like tht

[ricky713713713]

haha secret opition E

[mamaman31]

take a dump in a urinal? i do that all the time. but i pre-ordered it anyway.

[DnEProductionz]

great vid hilarious

[JuanitoJohnes53]

I choose saceifice a goat and sell my soul to satan

[DnEProductionz]

@JuanitoJohnes53 i choose opption C for getting it

[kolagancherov]

I fucking love this shit lmfao

[CptCreeps]

wait, wait, wait so all this stuff is wrong... woops silly me:/

[RifleHunter100]

I would buy gears of halo theft auto 5 but i took an arrow to the knee

[thesamld]

click here to skip the add 0:01

[MrJonnoTon]

It's been rated JO! JO?! Jesus only! XD

[Syndacate1000]

Thumbs if u think he should have picked c kill her bf

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

Back in the days when there was more machinima on Machinima instead of trailers and news.

[rogen159]

I really want someone to make this game... as well as Gears of Halo Theft Auto 1,2,3,4. That would be soooooooooooooooo cooooool!!!!

[Kingmoney1331]

I made a remake in MtM9157's honor in Reach. Thanks for the first Machinima I EVER SAW. Possibly one of the best too!

[griscoe420]

release date for UK?

[DaKoolKid247]

I was more disturbed by15 seconds of the Darkest Hour preview than 3 minutes of this vid

[PhireTrucks]

This game is so awesome it's better than sex

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

@PhireTrucks especially since you can probably have it in the game...

[hayasenokatana409]

@PhireTrucks this game is so sex, it's better than awesome!

[EpicxLegacy]

@PhireTrucks no

[saulisbomb]

I just love how to BG music is sleigh ride :D

[Protheans]

i first saw this video 2 years ago. and it is still hilarious.

[DarkKnightHDTV]

@Protheans same here its amazing and originally creative

[SirMorNo]

You said it jimmy

[joker1524]

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5....sounds...interesting.

[ultrament2]

I'd definitely watch Spider-Man 3 again to get this!

[ds12master]

me two seconds ago- "Dad, I know what I want for Christmas!"

[someniceguyon]

I killed a goat and sold my sold my soul to satan over a year ago and still have not received my copy of gears of halo theft auto 5 yet. This shipping is utter bullshit. I don't even want to know how long it will be before I get my copy of number 6.

[SpecialColors9]

I cant see the second top comment!!?

[InuKagbabe99]

wow just wow O.o

[Fancy69insanity]

WE'RE UP TO OUT OWN TITS IN CONTROVERSY

[jazzthriller]

I wanna set neighborhood cats on fire!!

[mrpaqpeL]

I want it :'(

[Huskiadda13]

If game was real, i would by it!

[awesomefulnesslyment]

@Huskiadda13 are you jesus?

[9999videofreak]

watch this with transcribe audio captions

[MRKSC13]

When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

haha i wanted to post that cause its fuckin funny.

[poop32ify]

hey you dat fat bitches boyfriend *boom*

[somelemones]

random christmas music

[FanimusMaximus]

DUMB BITCH DOESN'T HAVE HIS MONEY!!

[spartan8x8]

i would so buy this if it was real

[YoGlitcha]

j...ju...just whats up with the christmas music. like WTF?

[regularshowfan2]

Call of resistance: battlefield fallout crisis 3

[ascii211]

Rly Xmas music fail. Btw check out my roxio machinimas

[Sasuke69355]

ASSASSINS CALL OF REACH!!! IT IS RATED WTHDYWTJ!!

[xXKoreAMballaXx]

I wish the esrb all died pshhhhh

[spartan8x8]

they couldnt bear stabbing a nun with a no. 2 pencil. jimmy: what a bunch of pussys

[ProneDeathBlade]

Spiderman 3? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[coolshist]

What are they going to do tell their parents? I died right there

[coolshist]

What are they going to do tell their parents? That's so cruel it makes me laugh. Shit, why isn't machinama the same anymore?

[sidewinder554]

Ah, the good old days. Back when machinima actually uploaded..... machinima.

[bigybop]

I used to be able to handle this game, then I took an arrow to the knee!

[cobdude175]

@bigybop Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll

[UTFxMarcus]

uhm i just typed something in, and suddenly new youtube?!

[cokeMONSTERps3]

lol your rite its just saints row 3 XD jesus only

[greenglob12]

I need to find a goat hahaha

[DarkestofTimes]

@xDraqzz that was the best part lol

[STUFF4U100]

Ah, the good days

Halo 3

);

[SteelersXbox]

@STUFF4U100 help me bring it back..add me on xbox: Steelers WR

[JAZZAMANR33]

lol

[DarkestofTimes]

I watched this muted...it's quite amusing.

[jonnymicjohnjohn]

this kids is the power of video games lol

[ItsJustVoid]

And thats just level 1!

[BluenosedJarl27]

The red halo guy sounds like Ian from smosh

[TheDarthdoodles]

none of them could stand stabbing a nun in the face with a number 2 pencil

[DarkestofTimes]

@TheDarthdoodles what a bunch of pussies lol

[carlusxxx]

awesome! someone should make this game!!! :D 

[justanotherdude62]

I accually thought spider man 3 was kinda good. (I am going to get so many thumbs downs)

[2kils1shot]

@ Heater294 thats a brute shot

[2kils1shot]

i watched spiderman 3 so can i get this game yet?

[mcbain1717]

i hate adds



[JoshLikesGuitars]

Reminds me of Saints Row the Third.

[soldierassasin]

Good thing I watched Spider Man 3 years ago.

[supertaco116]

@soldierassasin

Your still alive?

[AverageGamingInc]

We are playing that arrangement of Sleigh Ride in band right now. Horsey noise at the end and all.

[3ace9]

this comment is rated Jesus only

[Bigfoot7831]

I love how there's Christmas music in da background

[MajicLaMa]

Probably only legal in USA and Mexico

[foxtrot1700]

Have you noticed that Jimmy is always the name of the stupid or akward person in just about any situation? For example: south park, the lazer collection 2, and this! My name is Jimmy I've branded as the fucked up hippy stoner at my high school just because of this exact bullshit sterotype.

[Heater294]

Why does he have a knifle on his back?

[Legomocmaker]

"Most of them couldn't stand stabbing a nun in the face with a number 2 pencil" I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. but i think ot should have been with a spoon

[darkbringer117]

@Legomocmaker Really... I thought he said "Stap a NUT in the BASE with a number two pencil"... Thanks for pointing that out for me..