Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones

[M0IVD0]

lol he is not real plus why im i here

[LolAllNicksAreTaken]

@burgel18

i understood only "cthulu is scheiße" so i have a message to you. Go away

[burgel18]

hahaha, cthulu is scheiße, dem hau ich in die schnauze und dann liegt er blutend am boden, was ein waschlappen von dämon

[tracefleeman]

@burgel18 verpiss dich, du Schwanz.

[burgel18]

@tracefleeman selbst wenn ich mich verpiss, cthulu ist immernoch scheiße

[NEDP96]

does anyone know where I can get the piano music sheet for this song??

[runlevel0]

@NEDP96 In the Music section of the Miskatonic University library, close to hte sheet music for Lady Gaga's Greatest Hits

[elizabell01]

erm... is this supposed to be a scary pic? The beast looks like it is the bearer of "whipped with a wet noodle" fame.

[themrsupersauce]

@elizabell01 It's cthulu.....

[GaladedridDamodred]

@elizabell01 Mortal art cannot capture the vasty horror of Cthulhu's visage. To behold Him is madness and death.

[madrauk3495]

@GaladedridDamodred Death to most, madness to some, eventual untimely death to all :]

[Ficzzho]

Merry Solstice!!!

[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

I want to believe...

[Albyint]

This is terribly underviewed.

[TheMasterLilNasty]

How da FUCK did I get here??

[NKA23]

Well, Darwin has an answer to that question and religious folks have others...

[Brain7ombies]

Why am i hungry all of a sudden....

[presidentofawesome3]

@everybody who posted a comment You guys are awesome I love being an h.p lovecraft fan he says that there's a scary monster-dragon-alien-octopus-t­hing? And we say that's friggin awesome and it is. Oh I forgot to mention Cthulhu fgh'ahtn

[gigasloth]

I find these entirely offensive, and not in any way conducive to the spirit of the holiday!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia, people!

[ntipouan]

I always play these songs the days before Chr...err Winter Solstice !!! :DDDDDD

[noir0001]

Cthulhu gingerbread cookies and this record is starting to become a tradition now. 

[Akinnah]

This is great. I'm tempted to play this at work near Christmas, and see if anyone gets it.

[fairygothmother13]

@Akinnah So, were they smart enough to get it?

[KFCArbiter]

these songs are so funny lol

[Paeremannen]

When I first saw this I was dead sure it were set to The Internationale.

[tracefleeman]

-and great woe!

[KetztofComposer]

So... do I have to purchase the score for this arrangement to get the tenor/bass part?

[WWoszczek]

I came here for my daily dose of Awesomness and like! 

[psipenge]

Best

[xoen6]

oh my, this is beautiful.

[r34p3r1992]

Fuck reality .... Serving Cthulhu is funner :D

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@r34p3r1992 I agree. Did you know fuck is an abbreviation? Something to do with kings and fertilization...

[r34p3r1992]

@WarriorHawkSpirit No I did not, thanks for saying that to me.

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@r34p3r1992 Yer welcome. Is it bad that I`m Cthulu`s spawn, half human, and probably just ate my last sanity point`s soul?

[fairygothmother13]

@WarriorHawkSpirit It's an abbreviation of "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

[NicolasAlmighty]

@fairygothmother13 It's not really based off of an acronym, that's an old myth.

[Anukat1]

4 ppl are still sane o.O

[Oretoasonjikure]

Cthulhu fhtagn!

[laz0r4321]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[spank2me1]

@laz0r4321 what does that mean == ??

plz tell me

[laz0r4321]

@spank2me1 In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

[NKA23]

Eeh-yah!Eeh-yay! CTHULHU FHTAGN! Come great old one and eat our flesh and drink our souls, show us new ways to suffer, lust and kill, end humanity´s insanity and reclaim your realm once more.

[OutlawRebel117]

@NKA23 Bravely spoken but without the Necronomicon I fear it shall never come to pass.

[AgentxRaptor]

@NKA23 your kind of scaring me

[NKA23]

Oh, thank you very much.:-)

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@NKA23 U know what, ppl are getting a bit worked up and begin to believe in Cthulhu. For instance I made a harmless internet joke about Cthulhu, soul jam and waffles, and this guy trolled me. But I do love H.P Lovecraft so.... Screw the people who actually want to be eaten. Screw Cthulhu's bloodlust. But SNUGGLE WINTER SOLSTICE!!!

[NKA23]

Well, I don´t actually believe in Great Cthulhu, but it sure is fun to pretend doing so every once in a while....;-)

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@NKA23 Agreed. But it does get creepy..there was a period I thought this was an actual religion...I had a spazz attack. O-w-O HOW HOW HOW??! HOW CAN PEOPLE WANT TO BE EATEN BY A SQUIDDY BATTY OCTOPUS?!

[Slithera]

@WarriorHawkSpirit I'm sure there IS a religion based on this, actually. I enjoy the Cthulhu Mythos as entertainment, but if someone wants to believe that it's real [honestly, that would be pretty neat], it's their choice to do so. As long as no one gets hurt, everyone is free to believe whatever they want.

Truth be told, at least Cthultists don't use terms such as "sinners" and "saints" - We're all going to be eaten! Equality is a good thing to have. :P

[DareFisch]

@WarriorHawkSpirit

since when is religion about what you want? We all will be eaten, you can't change it.

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@DareFisch No we will not. Because a) we will all die anyway eventually and b) if there is a religion based on the Cthulhu Mythos theyre awfully secretive and C) if anyone is a believer in this I have no quarrel with you but I think those people ought to go join some other religion where there is not so much doom--like Buddhism or Taoism or Shinto or Hindi or paganism--hey at least there is not as much death and being devoured alive!!

[NKA23]

Well, see it this way....Great Cthulhu WILL eat us all someday, maybe you´ll die before he will rise again, maybe you won´t. But if you will see his return and you are not one of his disciples, he will teach you new ways of suffering and drive you to insanity worse than death before he will eat you. As a follower of Cthulhu you would be eaten as one of the first, he won´t torture you, he won´t show you what´s worse than death he will just gobble you up. 

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@NKA23 Some say no one will get hurt if we turn to Cthulhists.. how could no one get hurt in Cthulhism?! It`s worshipping a monster that will eventually eat you! EAT YOU...key words. Being eaten is getting hurt:either your blood is sucked out or your chewed to bits or your swallowed and scalded by stomach juices.I may be cristian but then again only partly since I do believe in some so called pagan gods. I ask you: Would you LIKE to be eaten? Apparently some think its imminent..its not.

[NKA23]

Some day Chtulhu will rise and claim his reign again....so you can chose between being eaten and being eaten after being tortured and driven to insanity worse than death.

Confronted with that choice I´d rather be just eaten....

[nokt1]

@NKA23 No Offence, You sound pretty ridiculous.

[NKA23]

Maybe that´s because I am making fun ?

[nokt1]

@NKA23 Flesh Everywhere, Blood, Death, unborn babies...sounds like my kind of humor, but seriosly Depends.

[NKA23]

^^

[FLAMEBOY98765]

@WarriorHawkSpirit You can't even spell your faith right...

[lfgubrs]

LOl i just cant stop thinking of Mr Bean

[eriksworldmouse]

i had to do a report on a god from a book... i wrote about cthulhu ^.^

the class thought i was crazy when i said "Cthulhu fhtagn" at the end.

i got a C-

[damnarae]

@eriksworldmouse They don't understand... may schools of shoggoths scream them to their torture.

[AvatarofCthulhu]

@eriksworldmouse You are not crazy, I personally would have given you an A + for writing about the Great Cthulhu. (;,;)

[RanmaHikari]

@AvatarofCthulhu I would have given him an A + if the report was good. But if it was a poorly written piece of crap I would have given him the grade he got regardless of what he wrote about.

[TalesOfCartha]

@eriksworldmouse It would have helped had you chosen one of the elder gods, as opposed to an old one...

[mikanac]

@TalesOfCartha not much as it's comparable to two humans getting into a fist fight over an ant colony. someones' going to get stepped on no matter what. the only noticable diffrence is that the old ones either eat the ants (like cthulhu) or burn them up with a magnifying glass for shits and giggles (like nyarlothotep). wheras the elder gods would try to avoid stepping on us out of mild care but won't go out of their way

[WeaponXSigma]

@mikanac That reminds me, Didn't Nodens try to hunt Nyarlathotep at one point.

[Yawehplaneswalker616]

@TalesOfCartha I don't believe in such a thing as a benevolent COSMIC being.

[Uachintom]

how do I become a cultist? : D

[knexknexknex]

@Uachintom just read the necronomicon and then say again that you want it if ur in u cant get out

[Uachintom]

@knexknexknex But I can't find it : (((

[knexknexknex]

@Uachintom buy it online 

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@knexknexknex Exactly! And plus, Amazon.com might throw in the non-cultist Necronomicon as well at a bargain price! And if you don't want Cthulhu to eat your soul and body, Amazon.com can provide a substitute sacrifice: A necromancer!

uachintom: Come great Cthulhu and dine on my--er, his flesh.

Cthulhu: Okay. Do you have some ketchup?

Uachintom: Yep *hands Cthulhu a bottle of ketchup*

Necromancer: Sniff.. I have a family you know...

Cthulhu: Whtevr

--Di Necromancer is dead.---

[Pr00ch]

Youtube chtenff ah fm'latgh-or ebumna!

[LovecraftianLEGO]

@Pr00ch Congratgulations! You recieve 20 insanity points!

[OrionoftheStar]

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange aeons even death may die...

Elder Gods, but I love that.

[MrDiablolord]

fuck cuthulu

[knexknexknex]

@MrDiablolord if cthulhu is here i hope hy will cruse you

[MrDiablolord]

@knexknexknex just kidding cuthulu is a epic monster ever made

[knexknexknex]

@MrDiablolord do u like him or not

[ohyran1]

Well I just threw my last few sanity points away as sacrifice to this great song. It is probably the best cthulhu-esque remakes I've heard. Everything is perfect

[theflyingpen]

i lost my last sanity point

[MAGNETGRUNT]

May you roast in Hell for eternity

[TheScytheBearer]

@MAGNETGRUNT May Great Cthulhu consume your pitiful soul last so that you may see the madness his spawn shall wreak upon this world and your "heaven".

Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu wagh'nagl fhtagn!

[SpiritWanderer91]

lol i hate the christian version so thanks for the great alternative :)

[pyramidheadkitten9]

i always play these songs for christmas.



[yubelsgaurd]

yup this was done by the "lovecraft historical society" which have done an amazing job with all of the songs they have done so far who knows more might yet come

[juliusyeung0330]

nah, we'lll just kick the great old one's asses.

cus I'm THE GOD OF EVERYTHING

[TheGreatOldOnes]

@juliusyeung0330

What the fuck did I do to you?

[knexknexknex]

@juliusyeung0330 you mother is good in sex

[juliusyeung0330]

@knexknexknex dat's hw i was born.

Azathoth had sex with me mom and then DUN DUN DUN

I was born :D

[knexknexknex]

@juliusyeung0330 nice comeback

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@juliusyeung0330 And I`m Cthulu`s spawn. At least, half, other half is human. I can tattle on you to my daddy... see what happens.

[tracefleeman]

@WarriorHawkSpirit Cthulhu has no spawn, he is in a death-sleep state. Alseep for so long he woulnd'nt of had time to learn english, if it was there.

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@tracefleeman He awoke and tried to eat everyones souls remember? I think he also ate a few dictionaries. I amz a lil girl with tentacles for hair. I hungry for soul jam and waffles. Nearest soul is yours but how do i get it out... DAAAADDYYYYY... I WANTZ SOME SOUL JAMZ!!! WITH WAFFLES PLEASE.

[tracefleeman]

@WarriorHawkSpirit And went back to sleep. Then you'd be half human, therefor you would be a demi-old one. I wouldn't wake you father (if you telling the truth) or you half-putrid soul would probally be swallowed in the daze.

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@tracefleeman Okay.... I should reeeeeally get his earmuffs on. Assuming I can access the medicine cabinet and get the sedative in case things go poorly. Wait, i can just flee the house till dad is asleep again... oh. Run man, he heard my plea for jam and waffles. But hes sleepy. Very sleepy. Oh my... where was the valerian root ... Here! (dumps valerian all over dad) That worked, he`s calm. Now I can safely put the waffles in the toaster... ,,||,,

[wfmstigers]

O yep..... there they are and there goes undies and sleep

[OrionoftheStar]

I think this song is supposed to be amazing, but its terrifying and eldritch tones, horrible beyond the comprehension of small and meager man, are too much for me to comprehend.

I think I went insane somewhere while I was listening to it, but I don't know when.

[JSTStorm]

@OrionoftheStar That was well done, sir. Well done.

[SuperXiao]

In Yuggoth and in Aldebraan the Great Old Ones were spawned, imprisoned by the Elder Gods to wait for long eons.

[LilaLotos]

Please, excuse my ignorance, but is there someone, who can tell me which song parents this melody? It is sounding very familiar, but I did not remember the name.

Thank you.

[reeve1991]

@LilaLotos Couldn't figure that out myself which carol it was from for a while, but I've now pegged it as "God rest you merry, gentlemen"

[LilaLotos]

@reeve1991 Yes, exactly, it is "God rest you, merry Gentlemen". Thank you for your effort.

[Nemesis0300]

O Thou that lieth dead but ever dreameth Hear, Thy servant calleth Thee Hear me O mighty Cthulhu Hear me Lord of Dreams ! In Thy tower at R'lyeh They have sealed ye Dagon shall break Thy accursed bonds and Thy Kingdom shall rise once more Deep Ones knoweth Thy secret Name The Hydra knoweth Thy lair Give forth Thy sign that I may know Thy will upon the Earth When death dies, Thy time shall be and Thou shalt sleep no more Grant me the power to still the waves that I may hear Thy Call

[Amarinthstargazer]

@Nemesis0300 Is it bad this made me giggle with sadistic joy and glee? >_>

[Nemesis0300]

@Amarinthstargazer No! That's the begining. :) I'a

[Bigfatdaddy9919]

OMG! That was freaking awesome! 'oh tidings of madness and woe, madness and woe' - BRILLIANT!

[supermariolego878]

@Bigfatdaddy9919 actually its Are time is of madness and war

[Bigfatdaddy9919]

@supermariolego878 - Ooops! I'll blame it on too many years of loud music.

[blithium]

@supermariolego878 No, it's definitely "Tidings of madness and woe"

[mackenziedrake]

H P Lovecraft Historical Society, actually.

[PeterThenn]

@mackenziedrake They are also responsible for the Movie 'Call of Cthulhu'

[Clockwork2011]

Brilliant!

[Gnostic2030]

"Cthulhu fhtagn!"

[Gnostic2030]

why not a Cthulhu song to the music of the Omen By Jerry Goldsmith?

[attilaevil]

Thank You !

[attilaevil]

Fron where did You get that awesome MUSIC? .....artists? title? year? who?

[Syphydial]

The artists are known as "Lovecraft Historical society", or something like that ^^'