Knowing People

[moe29]

What's wrong with your steering wheel? Looks like a part of it got burned or something...

Watch that one chick... she wants to rip your balls off!!!! LOL

[endlessjoe]

I don't know what the hell happened to that thing. I bought it like that, but hate steering wheel covers with a passion.

[Arathae]

Maybe the previous owner crashed it and that's where their head hit it.

[roadblock24]

oh shit around the 1:30 mark.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[chicago85bearz]

Nice ya drive a Jeep, +1 for you.

[eldritchwizard]

do doo

I really hate "lol" and "rofl" and "lmao" and "roflmao" because they are not words, they're abbreviations that don't even represent words, they're visual memes that are overused and misrepresent the communicator because most of the time they are not "laughing out loud" ... however, sometimes I do laugh out loud, and I won't type "lol" so I type "do doo"

[endlessjoe]

I, too, refuse to type any of the LOL variations. And, while I usually go with the vanilla and predictable "haha" ... I think "do doo" will do just fine. And do doo to YOU, good sir!

[Stefaneedee]

Makes me glad I don't have a cell phone. This is the kinda thing I'd have to put up with all the time. Ahhh freedom!

[lisasimpson]

Can I get your number? lol

[lisasimpson]

I recognize that voice!!!

[cecily7]

this is a good one...

[KnowHimMinistries]

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

[endlessjoe]

supercalifragilisticexpealidoc­ious?

[KnowHimMinistries]

Close!

It's Noon.

[BenderBurgers]

McDonalds welfare program,Ha! never thought of it that way.These calls must be a constant source of entertainment for you.I like how that girls violent threat was really a declaration of love.love through threatening to feed your balls to your ex.Beautiful..like an atomic explosion.

[endlessjoe]

I've gotten it, too. One time I tried to cash in my free order of fries, and the lady behind the counter acted like I had just asked to put my finger in her. To hell with these people. I WANT MY SALTY TREATS! And my friends are all beautiful disasters.

[Furnifur]

all I gotta say is "crazy is as crazy does"

[jennfabulous]

hamilton the hollywood.

[endlessjoe]

He's a good lad, that lad.

[Ellvanda]

lol those were some pretty whacky msgs

[Genn333]

This was hilarious

[AsertyDances]

That girl sounds really sexy...

Ha.

Wow, I can't believe I say things like that, Nevada? Aliens?

You are needed by so many and for so much... uncle joe. Do you need an intern?

[endlessjoe]

Ha. She DOES sound like a sexpot, doesn't she?

Sorry about the accidental call, by the way. I was ... drunk on an epic scale that night. It was a good evening.

[BonnieandFriends]

we shall be in the 504 on Saturday, holler if yall all wanna meet up wit us at Endymion!! Miss all mah baya bruddahs!!

[endlessjoe]

Shoo, grrrrll ... I'll "holla".

[Centerfold]

You're in such demand.

[Genisimpatient]

oh wow...here's what's on mine everyday:

[endlessjoe]

I'm going to call and whisper creepy, sweet nothings to you

[PsyK0TicK]

heh ;)....are you drriving wihle your are Stoned ......hee hee...ya fwanker!

*peace* dude

Mick (Au)

[gemmi42]

you poor man. someone needs to be your secretary