Juno delivers

[TheGazz01]

she looks 9 or 10!!

[CptCryBaby]

could this narrator's voice be more annoying?  Too bad there are no more double-decker buses cuz I'd seriously push this skank under one.

[TheZuchini69]

she used to go to my school:)

[SuperGoldenamber]

I thought deliver MENT summet else :D Lol.

[Gezim911]

lol

[IceSkater289]

@estelgreenleaf lol

[IceSkater289]

@AwesomeAlliee that's crap-who believes it anyway?!?!

[GleekGlambert21]

LOVE THOS MOVIE!!!! FUCK ALL THE HATERS!

[musthavebrains23]

thumbs up if u thought "delivers" meant something else

[00woolley]

All these daft itn vids blow my cock, fuck off nasal narrator...

[lissya30]

WTF if u have not seen it then don't judge it that's just stupid fucking hell

[XxBeautifulBarbie16x]

worst movie ever.

[momeika]

" cause you are like the coolest person i have met..and you dont even have to try.."

" I try really hard actualyy" Lmao !

[cutis1000]

What an overhyped, overly praised and weak film. To all of you Juno lovers out there, go see Blue Valentine and get a dose of REALITY! Not the BS sold in this film.

[Luioomba]

I thought some scenes were sad and good but I didn't think that movie was that good.

[Transfectingood]

@Luioomba "You know what movie I saw a while ago that I didn't think was that good? Juno. I'm going to go on youtube, find a video about it, and voice my thoughts on it. It will be worth my time for sure."

[Luioomba]

@Transfectingood Haha, alright.

[ORCA4312]

@Transfectingood LOL

The sarcasm meter goes wild!

[Gary190tube]

@Transfectingood well I HATE this film and I've never even seen it. I even pressed the pause button at 0:01 to avoid watching it. What a rubbish film.

[estelgreenleaf]

@Gary190tube Then why did you come to this video?

[thankallahalltime]

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[ThePinkPigPrincess]

@constipatedclown u shouldn't be grading other peoples maturity wen u need to work on ur own!

[Kaynas1988]

I would love a hamburger phone they look awesome

[6LOC6]

This Movie Was Made In Minnesota

[MadmanAndMystic26]

JUNO is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It's nothing but a bunch of cliches mashed together... I think Diablo Cody, as a stripper, had some dirt on some industry people and that's how she got her film made... I can't understand why this movie got any positive reviews at all!!!! This and Avatar... another waste of movie screen time... what is wrong with hollywood???

[Sophia85candygirl555]

@MadmanAndMystic26 then why the fuck are you looking at this? listen, if you dont like this movie then shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. if you dont like the movie, thats fine, but dont you think its kinda retarded, stupid, and um... just a little... fart brain-ish to GO to this and um... WATCH it... if you dont live the damned movie? god, you must be really really REALLY retarded. *facepalm* you give gays a bad name

[AstralDragoon]

@MadmanAndMystic26 Right on both counts. Hollywood is screwed up. Avatar probably got attention because it was a bloated, arrogant, in-your-face, environment-worshiping, pinko rage-dumping flick made by someone who was already a big name, and they adore those things over there.

[xXiLLeGaLdRUgXx]

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[CagayakeGirl]

"...I try really hard actually." that line just makes me laugh :3

Go Micheal Cera!

[barbietwins15]

If you've ever read the book 'A road less traveled' you know what I mean when I say only people who are smart knows everyone to be stupid and only the stupid think they are smart.

[Pandddie]

ewwww lil' slut

[Sophia85candygirl555]

@Pandddie its a movie, stfu

[juggalettetillidie1]

@Pandddie stfu ur proly a a hoe who stripes for old men and its a movie

[constipatedclown]

They are simply more impressionable at that age. You can think I'm however old you want I could fucking care less. If you disagree you are a shitshow and are arguing for the sake of proving me wrong because you are one of the many that resite lines from this movie to your friends and think you sound hilariously clever doing so. Go back under the rock you've been apparently living under and bask in your ignorance some more.

[barbietwins15]

@constipatedclown just throwing this out there, fighting is childish, sounds like you have some drama problems.

[constipatedclown]

Oh? Our generation of kids aren't as easily manipulated? Of course there are exceptions, the rare kid who hasn't been brainwashed by MTV. But teenagers are the most easily manipulated people on the planet!! What the hell are you talking about? They are a target audience for consumerism and marketing. For the most part, Whatever TV says is cool and shoves down their throats they swallow hole. Exceptions don't count I'm talking about the masses here. Look around you, go to any highschool ....

[Moo206]

that is the girl from inception BRAAAAUUUUUUUUWWWWWWGGHHHHHMMM­M

[bandero555]

sad, sad, movie.

[constipatedclown]

This movie really laid it on thick with the quirkiness, it just tried so hard it failed. characters were just weird for the sake of being weird . I hate movies like this, everything you see now adays is like that now I.E MTV. Our Generation of kids all act like this and have a fucking lame sense of humour cause of this crap I'm so sick of this need to be different everyone has by being "random" and saying things in this semi-wigger way. Just stfu already your a boring follower your not unique!!

[ADHDawesomeness]

@constipatedclown Dude! relax! there is no need to get so upset. It's okay to be weird and if it"s too weird for you stop moping and watch a different movie! grow up or go home!

[constipatedclown]

@ADHDawesomeness okay DUDE why dont you pay attention to what the fuck I'm trying to say before you answer like the clever kid you are. Too weird? By the sounds of it your a fucking lame ass clonE with no personality of your own and probably like 14. I said this movie TRIES TOO HARD to be quirky so much that its distasteful. And I am home, and more grown up than you seeing as how I can actually COMPREHEND WHAT PEOPLE MEAN IN THEIR COMMENTS.

[ADHDawesomeness]

@constipatedclown

hahah wow you are one grumpy fellow. hahahah

[kelly19091]

@constipatedclown LOL you said our generation of kids...thats quite concerning How old are you and why are you on this video. Not tryna be rude...just wondering :)

[constipatedclown]

@kelly19091 What, do I have to be old to make a comment about my own generation?Im 21. Look at you,you think just b/c someone makes a judgement about the day and age they are growing up in they must be some old person.You are so fucking stupid. Your brain has been so fucking processed by the media u arent even aware of our surroundings enough to understand what kind of world u are growing up in. Stupid little shit,epic fail on trying to be clever in your comment, just made yourself look stupid.

[kelly19091]

@constipatedclown LOOOOL K.

[200105218]

@constipatedclown Im just going to say, that with a name like constipated clown, kelly19091 seems to have the upper hand in maturity and intelligence. Also, the use of swear words to try and portray a point seems a tad infantile, as it suggests that you have no other words or means to express yourself. Further more "our generation of kids" are not as easily manipulated as you might think, and dont "all act like this". You must be older than you make yourself look to be out of touch with teens.

[constipatedclown]

@200105218 Another doofus playing the "maturity" card by taking cheap shots at something as trivial as a name on a youtube account. It's just a name I used. I take it about as seriously as I take you. Haha, what a reach! I give you an A for effort though. Also, your argument has no substance. I swear because idiots enrage me and when I'm angry I swear. This has nothing to do with being infantile. If my response was STRICTLY curse words and immature insults then you would have a point.

[elizzy1213]

bloddy awful? :o

wow i am offended! :o i totally love this moviee <3

[cassidysinger4]

I know this has nothing to do with the movie but that is a big lunch

[aceymerchand]

Fans of bullshit like this are just quirky, indie kids trying to be weird and unique, just like everyone else, but still breaking all the rules but all of this fun has to end because the Summer is over. What a bunch of edgy kids, so cool man, so cool.

[tigronIII]

@aceymerchand lol dick

[constipatedclown]

@aceymerchand agreed.

[sweetypie000]

This was a bloody awful and boring movie, unfunny and annoying cast especially that age girl.

The Americans have some strange idea on 'humour'

[nothinglasts007]

@sweetypie000 well im American and i hate this movie.

[imsljr420]

@sweetypie000 "bloody awful"?..."BLOODY"......man you british CHAPS talk like geeks.....PIP PIP CHERIO

[sweetypie000]

@imsljr420 it's a commonly used word in England. Don't knock it, all your words came from us.

chin chin

lmao

[benderbang48]

i would love to fuck her doggy style!!! thumbs up if u would too

[tubemech]

She is hot in Inception.

[aegiswings]

@tubemech She's hotter in Hard Candy.

[sweetypie000]

@tubemech and in conception i bet

[AlexTehGr8]

She's so cute! ahhh lol

[odiug95]

Diablo..what a cool name :D

[mayakristinaful]

the korean version is sitill the best... original!!!

[wizkei]

@mayakristinaful Is there a korean Version?

[mayakristinaful]

@wizkei yep,,, but actually it was just an incident that the writers had the same story and names,,, jenny juno is the korean version... i think it is better,, and the characters are much cuter,,, haha lol

[loonmaniac]

There are worse things to do with your time then watch this movie, but unfortunately I don't know what those things are. Because committing yourself to ninety minutes of this crap is enough to drive anyone insane. This film makes anal bleeding seem like a more interesting activity.

[redsquarenine]

@loonmaniac Thank you! I am so mad at all the people who led me to believe this was a good movie. It's seriously one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Juno's oh-so-clever dialogue made me want to puke. I also find it extremely tacky that this crap was marketed as some low budget indie movie. It tries so hard to be all quirky and different and "indie-esque." It's sad how many people fell for it, but at least it has its potential as a good litmus test for a trusting someone's taste in movies.

[andreita002]

@redsquarenine well not everybody thinks the same

[kokolivia15]

1. put ur middle finger on ur nose

2. say a name of someone u like

3. that person will say that they love u or ask u out

4. but heres the deal send to 2 more videos

[FalsePassion]

@kokolivia15 Did you seriously stick your finger up your nose....

[kokolivia15]

@FalsePassion no

[guyonthecouch02]

Ellen Page is amazing at what she does. Have you seen Hard Candy

[JadeyZ13]

does anyone know the name of the song when she's with bleeker at the end and she's in the hospital bed with him?

[ImmortalPanda]

@JadeyZ13 its called sea of love by cat power

[PunkAssKriss]

@JadeyZ13 me thinks Cat Power- Sea of love

[SuperLalaprincess]

dude ugh ellen page reminds me of this chick kindy at my school!!! she looks just like her and she's hilarious but way more out there!!:D

[christan4ev2204]

seriously she's only in her twenties???

[IntoMoviesAndShit]

@christan4ev2204 around 23 or 24 now, I think. Pretty sure she was 20 when she filmed Juno though

[GulfLanderNoside]

I think the story is based if not a copy of a Korean Movie.. Just can't remember the title.. but we don't know.. if this is really an original story by the writer..

Just check the korean movie out.. if i remember it ryt.. "Jenny, Juno".. something lyk that... same name huh? hehehe.. :)

[GaiaGoddessOfEarth]

@GulfLanderNoside yup, the tittle is jenny and juno, theres the full movie on youtube!

[funkylunkymunky]

ha ha ''for shiz'' love this film ellen is an amazing actress not just in this but in all the films she stars in.

[TheMJTV]

she looks 12 yeas old

[JohnnyMidnight1]

Hey.. I heard in the sequel, Juno delivers a niglet!!!!

[JohnnyMidnight1]

this video should be retitled 'Juno Delivers a FUCK!!!'

BITCH FUCK JUNO

[smellycat0803]

This is my favourite movie and the soundtrack is amazing i goth the music for xmas.... and i listen to it so much

[VivaLaLeiva]

Then you haven't talked to me when I was 16^^

[mongoose135]

No 16 year old girl talks like the juno character.

[Trixxieheart]

They do in america.

[amypiesilly]

then you've never been to england..

[Kaitanaeta]

Umm, excuse me, but yes they do. All the time.

[MyAcidPinkLemonade]

i love this movie SO MUCH

[ChocolateTasteGo0d]

i <3 michael cera and ellen page!!

[mr027LCB]

oMg... ITS ERIC HUMBER... I STUDY THERE... =)

[sethmitchell4]

she is 22.

[Vicctoriainsand]

she is 16 but in reality she is 23 or 24

[BrokenSword47]

22.

[goldengallopstables]

ahahahah "your the coolest person i have ever met and you dont even try! Acctually, i try really hard" i LOLEEEDDD

[midoridoll]

would suck if you reall want a baby and you find out years later you can't have one. Hope it wouldn't happen to me ore other woman/girls over here...

[uuuoii123]

hey girls if ur 13

u can be pregnant

its fukin normal ................ moral of the movie

well it isnt !

[wabinbabin]

lols!!! isn't she like... 16? or maybe 15?

xD

[uuuoii123]

she might be

im not sure

n btw i was speaking in the context

15 , 16 underage

so doesnt make a difference !!!

[dramaqueen7777777]

She's 17 isn't she?

[goldengallopstables]

@dramaqueen7777777  no shes 16

[TheLeprechuan]

She's actually in her 20's She just looks very young heh.

[awesomekid120]

@TheLeprechuan really wow she looks so young

[ducksrule107]

@TheLeprechuan no she isnt she is like 19 isnt she

[TheLeprechuan]

@ducksrule107 Ellen Philpotts-Page was born on February 21, 1987, in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

[FelicianoCookie]

@TheLeprechuan Dude, my grandmother was born in Halifax! That's awesome!

[TheLeprechuan]

@ducksrule107 when the movie came out (2007) She was 20, she's now 24.

[HesseJamez]

@TheLeprechuan

So cute - she looked like 14.

[karinchan1994]

Um.... Actually. You start being able to get pregnant 6 months before you're first period. And. at 14 i wasn't able to get pregnant. So age really isn't a factor at all.

[druglover200]

haha a hamburger phone

[TaylorSwiftsonglover]

Where can i find the actual movie???

[dylbla]

try blockbuster... BITCH

[ElmoSmelmo123]

OMG JUNO IS BOSS! ITS SO FUNNY!

[pLaInAnDsAnEfUl]

were is the delivering bit?

[gemcool16]

the names a pun

[Lolzgurl92806]

ya thats wat i thought-but the delivering thing is like...juno....umm how do i xplain this......juno..delivers..exci­tment to the critcics...stuff like that ya *sheepish smile*

[fuadali16]

its bad enough this happens on tv now the internet?

[TischaBoo]

Bad enough what happens?

[sugarplum136]

commercials!!

[miransabose]

when does this scene come ??? from 0:44? i wann watch that scene...

[sneakiebug09]

Why are weird white ppl obsessed with this movie? It doesn't sound that good.

[SonnyMayson]

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[SonnyMayson]

love the beginning of the video <333

[Iheartchester]

I like this movie.

Even though it represents teen pregnancy and everything, I thought this movie was very good and sweet and I really like it

:) x

[Krazy4JoeJonas08]

hahaha i love that whole conversation with the burger phone :D

"No, this is not a food baby. I've taken like 3 pregnancy tests and I'm fo shiz up the spot."

hahaha love the way she talks and i want that burger phone! :)

[littlemonkey240]

lol yeah. and then Leah was like, "How did you generate enough pee to take three pregnancy tests?" that is one of my favorite parts!

[Djphsyco5]

weed

[kikichubi]

if i get pergo at a young age i iwll keep it and take care of it.

i coude never give it up.

and plus my mom side she'll help me out if i do.

so i got all i need.

[iamthewinter]

you can barely spell dude..better wait

[shasha8227]

my mom would f'n murder me if i got pregnant at a young age lol

[gunsnforever]

guessing you are from britain.... hhaa

USE CONDOMS for christs sake!!!

[iluvsux3]

wth?

just cos theyve got pregnant at a young age dont mean there from britain. :|

[gunsnforever]

i was just joking! It´s very common for teenage girls in britain to get pregnant. they have they highest numbers of teenage pregnancy. i´m so sick of this attitude that babies are toys!! If you´re fifteen like the girl i was responding to here , you are most definitely NOT ready to be a mother! What are you gonna teach your kid when youre a kid yourself?? there´s no rush having childrenso why does she feel like she needs to throw away her teens by living at home with a baby she cant care for

[avasbffer23]

actually america does. }:

[yankeegurl62]

first of all sweetheart, if your a kid, be a kid..go to school, go to dances, enjoy your life. Sex shouldn't even be apart of your life, it makes things way too complicated and confusing, even when your an adult. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you are sure of what you would do, God forbid, if that did happen...Dn't be in rush to grow up....when your my age, you'll look back on your youth, and wonder what happened to it all. Grow up only whe n you have to....not a min. before..God bless!! :-)

[777western]

thats a sweet advise:-)

[wannaby14]

if id get hungry... id eat that phoneO_o

[LadyKyoko1]

i have a burger phone

[ashiatatum]

OMG!!!!! I WANT THAT BURGER PHONE!!!

[MaddieMusic30]

OMG ME TOO! I ALWAYS SAY DAT!

[paramoreluver868]

sweet burger phone

[chocoholic8686]

yea she used to be a stripper.

[cjh0801]

omg i want that burger phone.... on the other hand mabiee idd trii 2 eatt it...

[justinfan2]

Yeah me too. I'd be stariving my butt off and then the next thing you know my stomach is ringing.

[snowyMaru]

Allison janney is sooo awesome :)

[famz1234]

"i try really hard actually" lol. this is a great film so different from other teen films.

[joshpwnsnoobs]

my twin (we are age 16) just had a baby with his girlfriend, and they had a family lined up adn everything for adoption. so sad i cant watch this movie anymore

[TUMBLiNxSHORTiEx09]

This movie was amazing.

[shoukettex3]

maiter en français

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

They need to stop making movies like these period. This movie is a joke and a disgrace to REAL writers out there who actually HAVE talent. Unlike Hack Cody and her team of mediocre actors.

[MrAndersonForever1]

They need to stop making Teen pregnancy Movies

[psycobillysutter]

how does a dead body kill someone?

[Tangy130]

idk it was just chainmail shit so i fowarded it

[littlemissangel132]

i have a hamburger phone....it's freaking AWESOME! xD

[amalwaysawsome]

fuck i hated this movie

[psycobillysutter]

no she wont

[psycobillysutter]

yeah, right. A boy last week didn't repost this but you posted the comment a month ago

[gatheringleaves]

This was a great movie