EXCLUSIVE BEST FOOTAGE EVER! Loch Ness Monster (Nessie) spotted 23 APRIL 2009

[Ddrum7]

The boat is towing it. duh

[TheDarknightJ]

Fake totally fake

[theTyler671]

We need to respect cryptozoology because 1 day... it could change our civilization

[theTyler671]

I think Nessies head and neck would move? ROFL FAKE

[PinkDragon309]

SO FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wanderdworld]

I think they are towing him upside down by his pee pee

[2submit]

im not sure but i think its real

[TRexInEx]

yeah yeah yeah if that is a monster i am Michel Jordan....

[shabido1]

ROFL! That was the worst hoax ever.

Really, you shot the boat too?

Really, you didn't think we could tell it was pulling it?

Really, you thought an inanimate object would seem alive?

[hamisgreat108]

U suck

[MeatbagTheMighty]

clearly an object being towed by the boat. The thing never moves aside from simply following the boat. the only wake in the water is just behind the neck indicating that very little water around it is being displaced. I really wish people would stop posting crap like this on the internet and getting in the way of cryptozoology being accepted as a legitimate science.

[XxPushoverxX]

totally being dragged by the boat..

[mike649fox]

you can knock it you can rock it you can go to timbuktu but url never find a nessy in the zoo! you may seek an anaconda a giraffe or kangaroo but url never see a nessy in the zoo.........woah, don't know what came over me there!

[Maniac3nd]

its faker than fake

[spector2ifi]

Fail of fakeness

[BONES274NZ]

That ain't the loch ness thats bullshit their towing it

[LunatikTokyo]

Awww look at the cute fake Nessie lol! I can't fake believe its fake real! Wow!! lol

[XXMMEEEXX]

Thats a NON-SENSE MONSTER :O

[codymcnaught]

Holy shit batman It's your mom water sking!!!

[ndrew206]

holy shit its BIGFOOT!!!

[attitude8x]

hahahahahahahahaha

[suchadomo]

Fake.. But still, I wouldnt wanna be in the water.. near that fake thing. o__o

[soccerlovingirlie]

that was pretty bad! the thing is not moving its head at all, and it just si happens to follow the raft exactly going backwards? yah right

[Tapajara]

I don't see it. Where is it in relation to the stiff mockup that the boat is hawling? Perhaps the model scared it away. 

[Jdub5296]

terrible



[salupaginahit]

i do believe in fairies.i do! i do!

[Ashfur55]

that was a shark or somthing wow that was really real *sarcastically*

[kateyturd]

thats not the monster

[NiloArch]

They are taking him for a ride, he must feel lonely there :P

[msAwesomePersonXD]

that is a thing tied to a boat

[Snownsk84eva]

Now that was just about the worst fake I have ever seen

[mintedman1]

that is a load of piss

[KboroSBJunior]

camara tricks

[mom6159]

fake and gay

[ZonicX2]

it looks like the tail of the boat....

[yuronobi78]

THEY ARE TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM HIM O___O

Why the boat is not that fast :O ? LOL

[azmilarash96]

fake!! and failure!!! =P everyone knews it since the head didn't move like real!!!

[dordor3001]

failure.......................­....



[ratpackvegas]

The boat is pulling the fake Nessie. Waste of time

[Kriddleize]

How do u no its a herbivore?

[Kriddleize]

wouldnt those people be screaming? like look how big it is who`s to say it wont try eat them...very fustrating when theres alot of fake crap out there

[Thelittlerich]

@Kriddleize Maybe they are all scared stiff, and simply can't move or react? *shrugs* I dunno*...

[MrZillajr]

@Kriddleize WHY WOULD IT EVEN TRY? ITS A HERBIVORE

[BrAdEnSB666]

LOL its a stalker

[Thelittlerich]

@buttercup22315 Maybe the boat was full of blind people?

[kakashidragonful]

FAKE!

[multifabian4000]

fake and gay



[uncomeatable]

ahahaha fun

[llanto209]

can you see stupid there is a fking string hidden your dumber than a caveman!!

[Madams1977]

I thought maybe this would be the video from the Sherlock Holmes movie..

[crazyjan84]

@Madams1977 Ah, Elementary, my dear Watson!

[FullMetalAssist]

Your mother gave birth to a retard.

[Thelittlerich]

@FullMetalAssist I know... My brother is so stupid!

[Lindakmg]

It's not the loch ness monster unless it's in loch ness

[crazyjan84]

@Lindakmg Maybe She's having a weekend away? EVERYONE deserves a holiday, ya know!

[Thelittlerich]

@crazyjan84 lol

[luckatejac]

@Thelittlerich if thats nessie then im the queen of china

[Thelittlerich]

@Lindakmg Maybe she's on a holiday!? If you fly abroad you are still you...

[demy0424]

LOL!!NESSIE IS NOT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!!!!

[Thelittlerich]

@demy0424 She is camera shy!

[Thelittlerich]

@fnyjkr Or she is following the boat, looking to catch a meal?

[thenonameguy1]

is it real?

[Thelittlerich]

@thenonameguy1 Yes! It's real! NO CGI or special effects here! I promise!

[cancerman50]

That is clearly a fake being pulled by the boat. You have to do better then that. Usually lack of details insures authticity.

[Thelittlerich]

@cancerman50 It is Nessie, I tell you! I think the level of detail is more than adequate to prove She is following the boat!

[ozzyfan307]

1.u can tell its attached to something

2.nessie dosent really go in the shallow like that..

[Thelittlerich]

@ozzyfan307 Maybe nessie was hungry that day, and decided to stir things up elsewhere for a day?

[edman400]

goddamn monster still want my tree fiddy

[Thelittlerich]

@edman400 Have you asked her nicely? Did you say please?

[ozzyfan307]

Fake

[Thelittlerich]

@ozzyfan307 Real

[hardyboyz683]

omg omg u guys dont u kno its a submarine? cam

[Thelittlerich]

@hardyboyz683 A submarine? I thought it was a boat being followed by Nessie!

[jerkoff71]

ugh its like being rick rolld

[Thelittlerich]

@jerkoff71 LOL Without Rick Astley! Or his music... In fact, nothing like him!

[therockObama7]

yes, it's obviously fake. those people that the loch ness monster is chasing were all made from wax, poor nessie... bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thelittlerich]

@therockObama7 Ppl were made of Wax? Have you seen House of Wax?

[therockObama7]

@Thelittlerich read my comment again and put some humor in your brain. hahaha or should i put a "(joke)" at the end?

[katciha]

fucking fake !

[PS3kiddo]

That was completly fake

[disneytjejen]

I know! But they wouldn't let me because I was to smart :/

[jerseystar1]

thery're pulling it by the ship

[ltabarai]

it is sooooo being towed

[Pivoteer435]

its real. lol. nah its motionless. its being towed.

[Thelittlerich]

@Pivoteer435 Maybe Nessie wants to stalk her prey Silently?

[EmoDeathStar121]

It was for a Movie but i dont think the movie was made lols

[zeek1227]

a 3 year kid cud beleive thats a fake...HELLO the monster is being pulled by the boat

[DONVITSKI]

Yeah cause thats not a mini sub ha,ha...

[xknightlessx]

a loch ness is big and cannot swim in that kind of area!

[Thelittlerich]

@xknightlessx Maybe if She had arm bands on she could...

[gumlmug]

hey we were all stupid enough to open this video. its our won fualt dont blame the maker for our stupidity

[angeltoyshido]

tha shit looks like my dickk following my girl

[gumlmug]

speakin da good english you can ya

[Thelittlerich]

@gumlmug Well, thank you.

[Thelittlerich]

@angeltoyshido If your dick looks like Nessie, I suggest you go see a doctor...

[justinXalex]

lol

[datysukfan101]

nice its head not moving, your probably pulling a fake behind your boat, terrible

[Thelittlerich]

@datysukfan101 I am not pulling anything! I just uploaded the video! Nessie was following the boat!

[strudllekitte339]

FAKE

[xitrumluubang]

this is shit man

[Shadeblade11]

i dont like to intend offense, but thats fucked up, if that were real then the people in the boat would be screaming their asses off.

[Thelittlerich]

@Shadeblade11 Maybe they are soooo terrified they can't move... Scared stiff...?

[Thelittlerich]

@xXM4DSN1P3ZXx Nessie is not "pplastic"... She is a Lliving bbreathing ccreature!

[uzairkhusroo]

hahaahah FAKE!!!!!!!! it's plastic model of a loch ness monster YOU IDIOTS (those who beleive)

[flugdude]

Epic faillll

[justinXalex]

LOL!

[firegoddess1]

sorry to say i looked at this one and the one on the site you posted and nessie doesnt look like that look up pleisosaur on google and youll actually see what nessie looks like k plus it was totally fake on both sites

[TheDeadlylies]

sorry to burst all your beleivers bubbles but its not real it was a lie the person who made it up died and when he was about to die he wrote that" the lockness mosnter was never real"

[Thelittlerich]

@TheDeadlylies Ah! And you were at their deathbed... So it must be true! :D

[llanto209]

@Thelittlerich your dumb little rich

[mjohnson801]

@TheDeadlylies actually the guy that took the physicians photo admitted that it was a hoax, yes. I don't believe he said anything about the centuries of reported sightings.

oh, but for the record, I myself don't believe in nessie either, but I find any evidence worthy of review....this video excluded lol.

[Pantherflame1122]

you people are dumb asses if you think thats real!!!!!!!!!! the boat is pulling that fucken prop

[Jmc412]

i believe in nessie but if tht was her those people in the boat would probally be shitting their pants instead of just sitting their

[Thelittlerich]

@Jmc412 Maybe they are scared stiff? Too frightened to move?

[PL12096]

so damn fake its just some guys pulling some damn fake ass looking wanna be loch ness monster!!! fucked bitch wasting my time!!!

[Thelittlerich]

@PL12096 I'M wasting your time, and yet YOU spend the minute or so to post a comment? Hmmm oki!

[stacsery]

fake as poo

[Thelittlerich]

@stacsery Dunno like... I find when I do a poo it's pretty real!

[wopchopchop]

thats nessie's boner, thats y its so stiff

[Thelittlerich]

@wopchopchop Have you seen it?

[adamdeaap]

dude he doesn't move it neck thats so fckng fake really lame dude

[Thelittlerich]

@adamdeaap Nessie is going in for the kill... Maybe... That's why She isn't moving!

[CarbonBackbone]

Fake!

[disneytjejen]

hmmm...she looks a bit stiff? FAKE!!

[Thelittlerich]

Maybe she's imitating a log so she can approach her prey...?

[disneytjejen]

Haha, that must be it!

[TedWinni]

@disneytjejen you figured that out all by your self ? oooo my you should of starred in the new sherlock holmes movie..

[evilspitfire69]

fucking stupid

[Thelittlerich]

I don't think Nessie is stupid! I think she's quite clever, hiding away for so many years without being seen!

[Andrew00851916]

he means that the "monster" is just a figurine attatched to a boat

[Thelittlerich]

Maybe... Maybe she's a big green dinosaur... Without proper scientific investigation we may never know what she is!

[CosplayCore]

@Thelittlerich

She IS. OMG... Are you really too dense to notice how shes always had a long neck, flippers, dino-like skin, and her head is the shape of a Appatosaurus' head?! SHE IS A PLEISIOSAURUS!

[Thelittlerich]

@CosplayCore I am not a dino expert, but I can't rule anything out. I'm glad you've solved the mystery that has stumped scientists for many centuries...!

[Thelittlerich]

Oh, I've fucked Stupid before. She wasn't bad in bed... I've also fucked her sister, ugly too... But now I'm fucking wonderful!

[Andrew00851916]

.....what the!??

[TheKylecool]

@Thelittlerich lol that made me die laughing of what you said

[Thelittlerich]

@TheKylecool What did I say?!

[LordNumana]

dude that is a hoax

it was pulled by the boat obviously

[Thelittlerich]

If you are not convinced check out the link in the description for more footage. Maybe that'll convince you.

[IHeArTrOcK20]

yeah see that is not what i meant

what i meant was the video gets 1/5 stars

yeah.........so

[legoburst10]

sorry i removed so much comments

[Thelittlerich]

That's alright... You are entitled to remove your comments... Saves me doing it! ;) lol j/k...

[IHeArTrOcK20]

i dont even know where to begin...

so i won't

1 star

[Thelittlerich]

Why thanks! I'm glad u think Nessie is a star!

[ChatterFreeze]

Of course theres no CGI special effects its being towed by that boat, its probably a big piece of plastic!!!

[Thelittlerich]

Nessie is following the boat. Maybe she's hungry...

[legoburst10]

If this is real why isn't her neck moving?

[jcenta]

LMAO its being pulled by the boat, some of these videos are ridiculous, but they make me laugh!

[Thelittlerich]

LOL I'm glad you enjoyed the video! Don't forget to subscribe!

[legoburst10]

I dont even think thats Loch ness.

[Thelittlerich]

No... It's not.

The description tells you it's not:

"The latest sighting of "Nessie", the infamous Loch Ness Monster was in the River Clyde, in Glasgow."

[legoburst10]

@Thelittlerich Oh. Guess I was kinda lazy when I watched this. Strange, I usually always use my mouse.

[sydneylol213]

um i dought thats even real

[Thelittlerich]

Of course it's real! No CGI or special effects here!

[Thelittlerich]

I said what?

[legoburst10]

Something screwed up with my comments so some glitch happened.

[softndsmoooth]

lol dude i love this vid

[Thelittlerich]

Thanks!

[Thelittlerich]

Thanks!!

[Allblack25]

the boat is being chased by a giant penis in the water

[Thelittlerich]

If this is like your penis then you should probably see a doctor... I'd be kinda worried!

[mattbiker419]

dude? you have no life, youve replied to all the comments idiot -.-

[Thelittlerich]

True... but you've replied to mine, so we're even!

oh, but I win!

[mattbiker419]

no, i win more! XD cant even remember the argument tho

[Thelittlerich]

I did what?

[legoburst10]

No,technecly mattbiker wins because he commented on the least amount of comments while you commented on every comment!Don't get mad at me though,I'm just being the ref.

[Thelittlerich]

And how about you? Although you've removed your comments, I did get an email with what you said... And you made a LOT of them... Does that mean that YOU lose too?? as You've posted more comments than everyone else?

[legoburst10]

Wow,I'm not even in this stupid contest and I bet that you've posted more.