What that guy says is inaccurate. Anne Rice didn't leave the menstrual blood thing out of her books, it was actually in The Vampire Lestat (IIRC), he does the same thing to some televangelist chick. I haven't read the books in nearly ten years so I don't remember how it all went exactly, but I know she included that at least ;P Otherwise, funny video
I don't think it's supposed to be Bella Sue and Sexward the Stalker, it's a general comment on what the reality of dating a vampire long term would be.
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Yeah, I just think it's funny that everybody makes vampires out to be so sexy but, if you really think about it, they're kind of gross. Thanks for watching the vid.
did the vampire's tea / tampon / bar joke have an influence on the whole period part of the skit ? lol (unless ur not familiar with the vampire tea joke)
lol
gothicaPrincess1 1 year ago
What that guy says is inaccurate. Anne Rice didn't leave the menstrual blood thing out of her books, it was actually in The Vampire Lestat (IIRC), he does the same thing to some televangelist chick. I haven't read the books in nearly ten years so I don't remember how it all went exactly, but I know she included that at least ;P Otherwise, funny video
corpsechild 2 years ago
dude I didn't know that. huh. ooooh anne rice.
LunaManor 2 years ago
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You have one twisted mind for thinking up this shit........ pervert
SpiceWhale 2 years ago
its so funny though XD
LunaManor 2 years ago
Best Twilight spoof EVAR!!!!! XD LOOOL
Catheliah 2 years ago
haahahhahahahahahaha
BillyJoe354 2 years ago 4
hahahahaha.
BrutalScream669 2 years ago 3
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MolinaProductions 2 years ago
hahahahhahaha . omg . i love twilight, but this was hilarious .
AnnaAsylum 2 years ago 2
hahahaha man i love your videos.. u should write for madtv or something ;D
neri65 2 years ago 5
lols it's halirious
jackjiezhang 2 years ago
LOLLLLL
irg19 2 years ago
hahaha i found this a few days ago and i can't stop watching it! think it is hilarious. great acting too!!
ijoinedforjoe 2 years ago 3
lol ill give u a lil spiderbite ... downstairs... dats so gross dat guy is sick lol
mandisaeshields95 2 years ago
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mandisaeshields95 2 years ago
Whats the end song? I like it. Oh and this was slightly funny, It wasn't anything like twilight.
KlumsyBellagirl 2 years ago
it wasn't meant to
Catheliah 2 years ago
I don't think it's supposed to be Bella Sue and Sexward the Stalker, it's a general comment on what the reality of dating a vampire long term would be.
And is, demonstrably, hilarious.
Fitchsticks 3 years ago 2
That was sick as fuck
he's trynna eat her period blood?
MrsJasperCulle08 3 years ago
Is this really about Twilight???
Because it's NOTHING like it. Kinda funny though...reminded me of Buffy more.
mimibrat89 3 years ago
lol
the blood down there . . .
xxDotDotDotxx 3 years ago
haha that was good!
moonlightvamp 3 years ago
Umm...was that like a spoof of Edward and Bella in 5 years? that was NOTHING like Twilight!!! that was KIND OF funny but the title does not fit it!
MeMyselfandi345 3 years ago
dude it says '' spoof "
Catheliah 2 years ago
Very good
lseraf 3 years ago
lol wow thats so funny look at our vids :D
MegaTaeProduction 3 years ago
LMFAO This is so funny XD
CallOfDutyPOW 3 years ago
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IM SORRY!!! My name is Kawanda, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush
tacomonkey12 3 years ago
wow why do you spread this crap seriously?
gaypplreadthis 3 years ago
LMAO that is funny but also all wrong! lol
LonghornFreaks2012 3 years ago
"A little spider bite... DOWNstairs." Hahahahahaha! Nice.
LiviaScott 3 years ago
Funny stuff xD
frikinfrogs 3 years ago
"I'm sorry if Ann Rice left that part out"
Tha'ts awesome
JoshBHC 3 years ago
i'm scared
LindenVideoMaker 3 years ago
That's hilarious!
alecbeard 3 years ago
haha... Nar!
GrandFatherGreenbaks 3 years ago
Finally, someone has addressed the practical issues of being a vampire.... Awesome! And why waste blood!!
emailsudeep 3 years ago
ahahahaha
Okrutnykarissa 3 years ago
this is sick.
xxzarexx 3 years ago
Yeah, I just think it's funny that everybody makes vampires out to be so sexy but, if you really think about it, they're kind of gross. Thanks for watching the vid.
jakefleisher 3 years ago 2
did the vampire's tea / tampon / bar joke have an influence on the whole period part of the skit ? lol (unless ur not familiar with the vampire tea joke)
boredandwise 3 years ago
what a sense of humor... and a good actor!
millerkarl 3 years ago
lol nice
hicosha 3 years ago
i am the first to post a comment!
krazybadger78 3 years ago
haha!
krazybadger78 3 years ago
Glad you liked it. Thanks for watching and thanks for posting.
jakefleisher 3 years ago