Duck and Cover: School Shooting Safety Film

[Jose21443]

This shit is mad gay yo

[TheMoonPower]

LOL THE SHOOTING GUY. XDDDD HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A FUCKING YOUTUBE POOP.

[RalphDevilRG]

It's fun in the U.S. but in northern cities as "Ciudad Juarez" This is a sad reality

[Xzerio]

lol remember what to friends what do you do say it *gets shot and dies* duck and cover duck and cover...

[ShadyWillKilBieberXD]

Duck and cover under the tables?? And they show a footage taken during Columbine??? What an insult to the victims.

[SpartanicalSystem]

My plan if someone shoots up my school? When it first starts and the police aren't there yet. If the shooter isn't very close to me, I run as fast as I can in the opposite direction out of the building. If he is close I flip my desk over and move cabinets in front of the door. If he tries to come in I would fight with every ounce of energy I had to try and save my life and the lives of my classmates.

[Midnightryder7]

Duck and cover does not keep u from being shot and killed..just ask the kids from Colubime High in Denver Colorado

[BobbyRossRacing93]

I showed this to my class LOL

[horrormovie100]

100 Dilslike Congratulation

[Germanbiscuts]

This ad I see about guns and firearms at the bottom of the screen...

[Spitfire995]

if i have an ar-15 ducking behind ur desk isnt gonna do u much good.

[terroristpedophile]

flank the motherfucker and take him down. history shows that school shooters are cowards when confronted by an alpha male. they either give up or kill themselves. dig deep in yourself and get angry as hell before bum-rushing the piece of shit. hit him hard and often until the desired result is obtained.

[keaverkite]

@terroristpedophile there is no such thing as an alpha male in humans its just pseudo science bullshit

everyone has cowardly traits

[mustangstevegt]

Use Marathon Pro to GTFO of the school in an expedient manner.

[MMSStudent9841]

God help us when students start coming to school with bazookas.

[PoepOpStokje]

Im gonna use this in Mw2 stupid boosters.

[TheRobotman5000]

haha

[hotdogman67]

Lol, that's so fucked up. XD

[SpikyDane]

colombine wasnt fun u asshole

[infernoFlame123]

heres a tip..ts like really retarded i remember in like the 8th grade..when ever there was a bomb threat or something like that..they made us line up and WAIT?!??!?!ok the first time there was a threat i ran like hell because you know..I DONT WANT TO DIE...and i got in trouble for it and im like...go fuck yourselves im saving my own life.

[ActiveGameboy]

@infernoFlame123 LMFAO funniest comment I read ever

[infernoFlame123]

@ActiveGameboy thanks :)



[HorrorFuckShitAss]

WTF.. thats fucked up.

[SenorZorrozzz]

Harry S. Truman, a DEM was president of the USA when the government lauched this....yet, millions of Americas have been taught that the Reps were responcible for this. DON'T TRUST YOUR TEACHERS, READ - read old history books. The ones that they destroyed. Maybe you'll find out the truth!

[evhs10grader]

uuumm. Yeah. If the turtle was in the middle of one, and the shooter had an assault rifle or something, the turtle guy would probably be screwed.

[Obstkuchen14]

Fuck that, Get a huge amount of people to fucking stampede the shooter, tackle his ass down, steal his gun, and shoot him in the balls

[ultradumbass]

right duck and cover in the middle of open ground, and give the shooter some good aim. no thanks, i'll use the zigzagging strategy.

[xShadow125]

@ultradumbass i know right, if my teachers tell me to do this, and those the school rules, I wouldnt give a fuck

[aintyobabydaddy984]

go into a janitors closet with no windows!!!! i always find safety rooms in every school i attend! and quick exits!

[th3planetsghost]

Haha, if you hide under your desk (Like the kids killed at columbine) youll get your brains blown out. Although at virginia tech people survived by hiding under their desks, it was the sheer volume of people that made their strategy work, they were all still shot, just not critically. The only way to survive a school shotting is: DING DING DING DING DING!: Play DEAD. Preferably after some shots have been fired. But it is the only way, a dead body is a waste of bullets! unless he doesnt care..

[th3planetsghost]

@th3planetsghost oh and thats only when you cannot RUN YOU ASS OFF.

[sovietninja3]

@th3planetsghost this video isnt really about school shooting survival, its about surviving an atomic bomb. this isnt even the real video, this guy edited it to look like a school shooting video

[th3planetsghost]

@sovietninja3 I know ;) I was just saying.

[horrorjunkie92]

Haha! True. 

[Trickerster]

it'd be hiliraouis if a sniper came out of nowhere and shot the turtles face off >:D

but still wtf is this this doesnt look like it was filmed in 1920 or something XD

[GloryOfItAll]

this ruined it. :/



[MrCoolDucky]

Lol school shootings are funny

[gojackson5TOTALLY]

did u see @ the end LOL!

[Bobbical]

that's messed up..

not even funny.

[12ragoschkema]

Dx this is Horrible

[BRADFORDCITYworstFAN]

uv got fucking kidding me

[LittleBarnInsideUs]

This isn't funny.

[CoolKillerClan]

nice try but i saw the original

[OMG123itsME1]

duck and cover!!!!

[OMG123itsME1]

@OMG123itsME1 actually the columbine footage is f***** up

[Ironsped18]

this is sooo bad but sooo good XD

[Angelofmercy01]

I sohouldn't be laughing but when the cafeteria footage from Columbine came on I couldn't stop.

[horrormovie100]

1:44 columbine high school during the shooting

[horrormovie100]

remember what to do friend now tell me right out loud what are you supported to do when you see the.........POW lol i guess he needed to watch for anyone shooting

[KingPC66]

LOL

[AliceinWonderlandX9]

that was fucked up..... Was it supposed to be funny? Cuz last time I checked funny things were supposed to make you laugh.

[Mamougator]

I think it was funny =P

[TehTZshow]

@AliceinWonderlandX9 No sense of humor. This was funny. Yoyre just one of those annoying little girls who run and tell the teacher. GTFO if you didnt understand.

[teeheeprettycolors]

that was fucked up -.-

[808Nikuya]

Your supposed to hit "b,4,3" then smash 66667777 because you need more ammo.

[nedhobo]

Its sick, but really funny

[NoVeiws]

thats actually kinda sick.

[TerryMan2003]

That was actually really funny!

[gamerglazer]

1:54 OWNED!

[alexgernand]

wow, real columbine security footage, nice

[Limekiller101]

LOL WTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF He's gonna get these lil kids FUCKED up. Fuck this shit", I'd run my ass so quick

[PivotbastardDX]

fuck this shit id be running so fast out of my school if someone had a gun, fuck that shit

[jezzy306]

the monkey shoots the gunt then he explodes ??????

[MexicanGnomes]

Its just trying to make people think ="How could that possibly help? OF COURSE it would work against nukes though... wait..."

[WhiteKidFrom951]

hey barbidollz go suck a chode this is funny as fuck hahah maybe when it happens to you you can get under a fucking desk and pray to a false god that will never help you and the rampaging asian will come fuck you up

[ELITEtaylor2000]

i loved the end ... its allot more funny if you watch the original

[peteythepumpkin]

LOLOL

[barbidollz]

this is sick. really. its sick. i am disturbed that people find this funny. untill it happens to your child. laugh then.

[WiiForever302]

WTF? This is hilarious.

[RainbowManification]

Dont be scared, death is a natural thing, it will happen to you, will happen to me, will happen to all of us. So why be scared about it. Laugh at death for as long as you can, because someday you might face it yourself and youll be prepared for it.

[FuckUSAEmpire]

Remember kids duck and cover at all times, or dem homeboys gonna busta a cap in yo ass!

[Gogetassj4716]

the ending is the best.

[GreenFire7676]

Arm the teachers as if they were defending the president himself and get the children ready to fight not hide in a corner praying to God they don't stop the next bullet from the intruder.

[jen0619]

Yeah, duck and cover next to a wall, tucking your head inward so that your lips can kiss your ass goodbye.

[geofree1984]

Teach the children to fight back: an amateur gunman can't hit multiple advancing targets, throw things at him for good measure too.

[TruthSmack]

The killings probably won't stop until the powers-that-be achieve their goal of frisking students at the door; pointing surveillance cameras at them all day long; surrounding them with paid informers; invading their minds with psycholgical testing; turning teachers into interrogators etc etc.

[TheRivetthead]

lol 1:44

[TheRivetthead]

lol 0:46 has cho

[GlaBurnzUrHouseAK47]

lol i would only expect this in america :)

[deathspleasure]

LOLOLOLOL, COLUMBINE, VT HHAHAHA

[deathspleasure]

LOL

[stronzoid]

This is the old Civil Defense film from the "50's about what to do if an Atomic Bomb goes off in your neighboorhood. Lampoon just took the obsurdity to the next level.

[95hardcore]

yea if you crouch next 2 a wall hes just going 2 leave u alone yea right

[KeybladeMaster33]

people are saying their schools tell them to duck and cover and stay in the same spot? no wonder there were so many deaths...don't get me wrong, it's sad and all,but to just sit there, u'd have more of a chance running...

[StabbedInTheKunt616]

It's a good thing this is a joke. lol. although the atomic bomb wasn't. lol!

[StabbedInTheKunt616]

Ha ha ha!!! This will work when the school shooter walks over and pops you in the head. Lol!

[Sporelivore447]

This is funny. I dunno why the others are saying it isn't.

[Cupidsangel7]

well no wonder why people died in school shootings...

[PaulUmbarger]

O.K, yeah, this was in rather poor taste.

[MissJasmine254]

LOL IT MAY LOOK LIKE THIS AND IT WAS CHO

[xoyeahx]

NatLamp what is some one you loved was killed then someone made a video like this. your sick

[xoyeahx]

thats sick the videos were of actual shootings that actually happedned and people died . everyone who thinks this is funny is just sick

[KittensFromMars]

how is this funny? thats what every school ive been to sais to do.

[sharples01]

thats funny. 5 stars

[Avietra]

This is just edited from the original atomic bomb safety video...

[godzillawashere]

saw this in my world studies class

[TheDrummer5656]

This is like: how to die in a school shooting. If you hear shooting, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

[gojackson5TOTALLY]

@TheDrummer5656 amen

[CombatArmsMaster2009]

@TheDrummer5656 school shooters these days will come in first, and its sad because plans in schools and local PD's is to keep people in the building, which makes all the kids and teachers sitting ducks.

[MrZeroCide]

@CombatArmsMaster2009 You're a fucknut. Replying to someone who's account is disabled.

[ozzyawesome4811]

@TheDrummer5656 exactly

[evhs10grader]

@TheDrummer5656 Yeah. You DON'T hide under tables, curl up against a wall, OR anything like that. Have we learned NOTHING? Also, not ALL gunmen look like the Virginia Tech shooter. You don't normally know who it is until that person pulls a gun out of their bag, waistline, pocket, etc. You're right. Just Get the Fuck out of there. Fuck the new rules the teachers give like "stack all the desks against the wall and hide under them while the teacher locks the door".

[xShadow125]

@TheDrummer5656 this really is how to die in a school shooting, specially when you're in the halls, NEVER take your eyes off that hall, try to get out of the building, if you heard the shooting come from the right, try to get out of the building from the left, etc...

[Termiborger]

Finally, the Fing turtle died! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...!

[xphoenixrising]

So terrible and I feel so bad for chuckling.

[joethemarine]

this is not funny at all making fun of colmbine and virgina tech school shooting this reality not joke so dude you are fucked up in the mind

[marksmanm16]

it was meant to explain how to survive nuclear explotions not gunshots they fucked it up. still dumb

[vitralizer]

To all those thinking this video is poking fun at school shootings, it is not. What it is making fun of is the school emergency procedure, which is basically to duck and cover.

[TheMizzOctober]

Okay this is 2009, not 1920. they will shoot you were ever you are lol. i'd say, get the smurf out of the place any way you can.

[redhawk239]

that was bad, funny as hell but bad, just wow.

[TylerWizzizzle]

lol its was virginia tech dude

[SithLordJd]

alot of retards here thnk this shit is actually real.

[VirginiaTech1000]

Columbine High School!

[WaitingToBeFound]

XD I love the inclusion of the Columbine footage <3

[alexander92648]

duck and what? i can't remember what else i'm supposed to do... something about ducking i think...

[fazholio]

You run in zig zags and get the hell out of there....if u duck and cover u r dead unless u r so calm to play dead.

[caraneenan]

its not for a school shooting, it was used during the cold war incase of an atomic bomb threat

[fazholio]

thats right, duck and cover in an atomic bomb is what u do, so that you dont get blinded by the light and also to cover your ears so they dont go pop cause of the pressure changes.

[mellstia]

Is this for real? i mean tell me these kids are not really being told to duck and cover if someone starts shooting at them, hide under your desk? ok iam safe there right if its good enough for a nuclear bomb its gotta be just as good for some moron shooting at me, tell me when do i get to wet and poop my pants?

[redhawk239]

worse, this is modded footage from a vid telling how to survive nukes in the 50's lol

[MartianBuddy88]

Well, school shooting or a-bomb, you were screwed anyway.

[clownluv2006]

this is retarded. yea, duck and cover. lol. make it easier for the shooter to hit his targets. stupid ass people.

[musicalover4eva110]

Idiots you don't duck and cover if someone is pointing a gun at you, YOU RUN!!!!

[swordpatriot]

preferably at him. Gives me time to run away.

[SARDU1976]

This is fucking hilarious!

[Yoshi17th]

Lol thought they were just lazy and edited the Duck and Cover video and replaced it for gunshots, didn't notice it was edited by a fan or whatever you call it XD

nice vid!

[Rockstuh]

Is it just me or is this the exact same footage as in duck and cover?..

[Devapooo]

1:50 HILARIOUS

[ZzodzMaverickk]

Holy shit, this is scary AND funny.

[MitchKid432]

i must remember this for the NEXT time there is a shooting and my school. They happen frequently yeah sure!

[0neofthem]

lol the turtle got shot

[chakadoodledoo]

lmao

[jesballboy]

I know its bad to say this but its kinda funny if you think about it.

[mathcernea]

Although this points out the fact that ducking and covering is a bad idea in a lot of situations, the fact that it's about kids massacring kids is too much, and just makes it tasteless and sad.

[carmex787]

look the duck and cover thing is for people far away from the bast to protect you against rubble

[nonew3]

You mean, 10 miles from the shooting site?

[carmex787]

about that

[numbuh0]

It's not as funny right after the Binghamton massacre plus all the other shootings going on around here lately.

[WiiForever302]

For fuck sakes, this video is a make fun of the A-bomb video during the Cold War. So guys, stop saying that ducking and cover will get you shot easily, its just a fucking joke!

[xRIKTERx]

yeah...becuase duck and cover is a fool proof strategy for survibing a nuclear holocaust too, right?...haha...i know what you meant, but i just had to bring that up becuase i think it's hilarious

[DiaJackal]

Yea duck and cover, that worked during Columbine.

[douchevoncunt]

remember to look for mp3 players and money the other kids drop in the panic.

[toastkiller]

TOO SOON

[chicksheldon]

way too soon.

[chakadoodledoo]

LMFAO AT 1:44!

[Winfield92]

you know, chucking the desk at the shooter would be way more effective lol

[gage57]

if i didnt know what to do? of course i would know what to do u dummie i would run up and kick his ass hardcore till he begs for me to stop stomping on his face lol

[oldbag222]

he would shoot you a couple times before you could do that

[KARTOFFELSALATATATAT]

I'll remeber to check under the tables when on a killing spree :). Thanks for the tip! You're a real pro!

[andros800]

This is an edited version from an original 1950's-1960's "duck and cover" PSA that ran to "educate" children and teachers about nuclear attack.

[GTAnikoliberty]

its sucked

[twitch4207]

this is fucking hilarious, like any of this is really going to save you if a shooter enters school and starts shooting...seriously, anyone who uses the advice in this video is a retard and really should be shot

[alliancesuxftw]

haha he got owned at the end..

[Talic3]

This is using the same fricken material as the A-Bomb video!

[septembersky7]

That's kind of the idea.

[bkpatriots341]

you man racaist toby444

[13ashes13]

HAHAHA...

I loved it...

[Baglio]

poor taste...

[Tobi4444]

omfg, is that an asian in 0:47 ?

[KosaiAvonej]

It's that idiot from the Virginia tech shooting.

[delidani]

this is not the original version right?

[derek1012]

this so not funny. it makes fun of all the people who died at virigina tech and columbine.

[MentalTeleprosy]

Run towards them, be a hero bitch! Or die trying. Grow some balls. Run to your house, get your best ak, go to school, and blow all the kids away.

[TrEyCoOpEr24]

thts so stupid u will get shot so easily if u just duck and cover

[smiledammit24]

Holy shit, thank you for pointing out the irony of this film.

[emmetgirl]

the "duck and cover" video was originally shown in schools during the cold war, telling children that they could be kept safe from n atomic bomb this way. which is obviously even less true than being safe from gunshot.

so not only is this tasteless, it's *less* outrageous than the source material, and therefore not funny, either.

[drphilthay]

I dunno its kinda funny but the part with the actual footage from columbine may ah crossed a line

[chouji9300]

indesisve voters ahh 98%of america lol

[Pohjoisennuijamies]

You can´t be serious.

[bluebutdude1]

dont drink pop if you think this is funny youl choke!

[itsangy]

omg! idk what to say ....i guess thats what u have 2 do but .... thats kinda messed up

[bowlermachine]

What the hell!

[tagerinesareorange]

thats pretty fuckin sad that you would make a joke about a school shooting you fuckin asshole how dare you

[broadwaybaby194]

wow. uhm i really dont know what to say...

[terminx12]

dumbass duck and cover only make it easier to kill you remember cassie bernal from columbine she was hiding under the desk and she got shot

[king12345dude]

incredibly not funny

[nicarama101]

this is not funny

[broncofire]

Incredibly insensitive.

[8BITperson]

baww

[DBZfan1433]

why duck and cover it makes it easier to kill you