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  • BLASTOISE RULES

  • I typed What is Valium and this showed up

  • Deformed turtle more like a tortoise on steroids

  • what would happen if it was an arceus X .........

  • @zappsouliz Wow get a life

  • Haha teen spirit in the back

  • Oddish!!! ODDISHHH!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! XDDDD

  • fuck me imagine if it was charizard :O

  • fuck me imagine if it was charizard :O

  • is he freaking out cuz of a blastoise? or what is he saying?

  • hahahahahahaha its funny in slow mo

  • thatd be cool if his bro ate it

  • hahahahahahahahaha OMFG im not that freeking exited about pokemon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • OMG he shit his pants or better shit blasted of his pants the time he got blastioise!!! Lol

  • what if he would got charizard? oO

  • he is probably autistic thats why he freaked out over a pokemon card

  • And he & blastoise lived happily ever after :-)

  • I don't think he likes Blastoise!

  • 0:15 he gives the facial expression that a person with down syndrome has in other words splemtard lol

  • I wonder if he still has that card. :P

  • i found blastoise in a shoe shop

  • the kids in the background don't even care

  • I'm fairly confident he said blastiose

  • definitely gonna be gay when he gets older...fag

  • fail o.O

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA What A Loser!

  • Its just a Piece of Paper with a Retarded Picture of some Deformed turtle !

  • @TheSuperFrankLampard CORRECTION. it's a RARE piece of paper with a retarded picture of some deformed turtle.

  • i almost shit myself when i got blastoise in my first and second to last pack ever because it was worth 40 dollars at the time.

  • sad but true...

  • hahaha hes like having a fuckin seizure

  • what pokemon is he screaming 'bout?

  • i think said blastoise

  • 0:22 turretts

  • He looks like he dropped a load there

  • I can just think when the kid gets older, and he finds this video, he's going to kick himself for this.

  • Guy up there ^ is gay.

  • that kid that is a nerd 0:03

  • that kid is a complete dumbass that day i would have bitch slap that kid so hard he fucking be shiting ot of his mouth and pissing out of his ass for a freaking month

  • nice gun safe, its sad that such a cool father raised that retarded child.

  • dude you should have seen me when i got a charzard and he had friends right next to him dumbass ... i dont blame the kid i would have loved that card

  • haha what a faggot too bad he has no frineds to show this video to

  • lol its like they all get blastoises to xD

  • i used to play blastoise wasnt that hard to get you got like two rarea pack

  • It's funny, but you guys shouldn't be a jerk about it.

    The kids like 7 or something.

    Admit it, We've all done something like that when we were kids.

    ...Maybe not to that extent, but you know. :"D

  • lol sounds like an evil scientist at the end

  • ahahhaha

  • if he was my kid he wuld be dead

  • his dad must be so embarassed

  • His parents must be so sad.

  • get a life stupid nerd

    go kiss womans instead f kissing pokemon cards....

  • you dont understand its BLASTOISE damnit id be going crazy to especially if its holowgraphic ooooh dont get me hot and botherd

  • okay its just a piece of paper lol

  • Blastoise -.-? god dammit its jus a blastoise

  • Woow! That kid sure has a scary laugh xD

  • wtf is he crying now

  • wtf

  • if I was there, i'd take his card, and rip it in half. HA

  • to much sugar?

  • LMAO!!!

  • LOL!!

    He looks like he got a date with a striper xD

    0:19 xP

  • hes saying Blastoise not Charizard... -.-

  • i know wot u mean wen thay first came out nuffin compard 2 the cards n like u said if any1 got a charizard thay wud flip but u got 2 look as the funny side lol

  • omg.. his wery first package and he screams

  • charizard's were like fuckin forty bucks back in the day, i dont know what the hell i was thinking. everytime someone would bring one to school it would get stolen too haha

  • KkKkKKKK!

  • HAHAHAH! nerd!

  • holy shit..he is possesed... fucking pokemons should be banned from TV

  • right, if this was my kid i'd be concerned

  • LOL! BLASTOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • he had a nerdgasm.

  • loool

    love this word xD

  • fucking asshole

  • pokemon corupts the minds of little children

  • wow thats really cool xD

  • loooL XD thats too funny for me

  • he said pikachu :d omg i have more than 4 charizards :p wel technicaly my bro does

  • he said blastoise

  • omg it looks like hes having a stroke , i love it!

  • That's how I felt when I got my first Charizard years ago. That was in a public mall in BC mind you.

    (Sucker was worth $75-175)

  • his face musta hurt after that.....

  • o pai desse garoto deve estar dando muito açucar pra ele...

  • hes like i rule the world with this card

  • thomaspeters1994 stfu u fuckin pokemon noob

  • i think he said it was groudon

  • he said blastoise

  • his face looks like its getting soaked with vinegar!!!!! so sour.........

  • hilarious!!!

  • Owned. Just owned.

  • BLAAASSSTOOOOIIIISSEEEEE

    I have 6 blastoise card from base set(H)

  • Freak

  • Jebany jak cieszy jape xD

  • ((O_O)) uoo..

  • lol dr.evil

  • its getting... uhm... verry... scary...

  • WHAT THE FUCK

  • hilarious i cant stop watching it

  • thats america...

  • is like the boy of de video Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!!

    XD

  • Haha, can't imagine if he gets a Jirachi O.o His head might explode.

  • His mother must really love him.

    He makes me think of Dr. Evil

  • This video cracked me up. The way that humongous laugh filled my living room. I think I peed my pants. No seriously. I peed my pants. First, I'm going to watch it again, and after that I'll probably change my boxers.

  • LOL FREAk ^^

    But its soooo nice! :D

  • lol that is funny.

  • thanks god when i attended elementary school i was the only kid who hated pokemon in the institute

  • OMFG WTF is this kid crazy?????i laugh 5 mins trough^^

  • I love blastoise too

  • you wil be a very disturbed man one day....

  • i agree lol.

  • True. someday he'll look back on this tape and prolly shoot himself.

  • Why would he shoot himself? First off, he's my brother. Second off, that was 8 years ago.

    I'm the kid in the background going "WHAT?! O MY GOD!" Now my brother and I go to college and we laugh about how fun it was to be a kid.

    You must be a very sad person to say something like that...

  • ..... you got a really good point there. Gotta stop judging people like that.

  • hahahahahh

  • You need a fuckin life kid!

  • BLASTOISE!!!

  • omfg pokemon nerd

  • Fucking lunatic xD

  • nerd alert u fags

  • roflmao but who cares charizard is MORE rarer than a plain blastoise but if he had pokemon diamond and pearl with blastoise well his blastoise would be in the graveyard by my infernape (i have an ar that is why moves infernap have blast burn,volt taclke,magma storm,and heat wave tell me if thats great moves and i have diamond and pearl if you want my friend code c ya.

  • lol geek.

  • who me?

  • U loser!!!!! Who the fuk plays pokemon anymore!!!? And the fukin blastoise in my pants would own any of your little shit cards with his hydroejaculation dickface.

  • LMFAO

  • Listen i dont like pokemon i just play it to make fun of it i just only like the games not crazy about the shit heads i only cheat on it when i was 7 i was crazy about but now it got more stupider and when i said that message i was not really followin my mind i wuz tired so im fuckin sorry somethimnes it happens 2 me ok?

  • and yeah, Smells Like Teen Spirit, from Nirvana. in fact, the video disonors the music and the band...R.I.P. Kurt Cobain

  • I think they have pretty much the same mental level ;-)

  • It's just a Blastoise...personally, i have one of Portugal's greatest Pokemon card collectionms, even though i quit that. if that kid would get my Rayquaza ex or Shiny Suicune, he would die of heart attack xD

  • amına koduumun salaaa..

  • evil inside o.0

  • wht o.....my....god i cant beleive it!!!!!!!!!!!!! this videos gonna give emotional truma to this kid for the rest of his life hahahahahaha

  • RARE?!?! lmao!

    I had one like years back, i traded it for some crap card lmao.

  • What card was it :s XD

  • this card is fuc*ing rare, only 2 cards like this there are in world :P

  • That was Nirvana?

    You dishonor the music man.

  • I think he was laughin like a noob :) hes still funny

  • was he crying or laughing? that was a hella disturbing

  • i remember watching his for the frst time a few months b4 i got my utube account, i couldn't sleep cus i was laffin soo hard!

  • Man, one word... 'EVIL'. I think he got posessed by that card.

  • Blastoise :)

  • what? was he dropped on his head when he was born?

  • ´still very funny

  • OMG! o_O

  • man how come theres always nirvana in the pokemon kid vids?

  • this is much more disturbing than funny.

    but his pitiful existence is funny.

    tee hee hee

  • LOL...im suprised he didnt bend the card

  • ahahahahahah

  • AHAHAHAHAHA BLASTOIIIIISE 8DDDD

    Hey, pray to god he never gets a real Blastoise.

  • just pray to god he never got a charizard...

    i mean err...

    what's a pokemon? lol

  • Holy fuck i want some of what hes on :D

  • omg that is some creep shit, something is worng with him

  • Oh my god o.O'

  • he like some evil scientist getting his blastoise

  • He is truly evil.

  • puto niño es mas feo que el fary comiendo limón

    me pregunto si estará enmorado del blastoise ese

  • OMG He goes mental near the end & I'm laughing my ass of XDDDD

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJA XDDDDDDDD

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah FUUUCK! lol man what is he saying??

  • Oh my god o.O

  • its sad in a way, that kid is barely 10 years old and will never be as happy lol

  • ezt a beteg állatot, az emberiség szemete

  • That is true happiness

  • O.o

  • kid is totally gay about pokemans

  • Haha omgggggg.

  • omg O.O, what a newb every1 know that pikachu owns blastoise

  • haha fuckin hilarious

  • one day that kid will see this vid and go OMG BURN IT or.. he will be 40 and someone will give him a charazad thingo and he does it over again ;p

  • lol this one is the bestest funniest most funny in the world

  • what a freaking spaz nerd

  • hhahahhahahahahaha, OH MY GOD! i peed my pants the first time i saw this. then, that night i woke up and started bursting out laughing. freaking hilarious, that kid haunts my dreams

  • pokemons kill... man your a pschopatic

  • rofl!!! thats the devils work right there peoples

  • heatseeker1... shut up.. just... don't say that... that puts u on the same lvl as him...

  • sped kid

  • YOU R A SPED!!!!

  • in a few years that kid will be burning any piece of card he see's as it brings back memories of his retarded childhood

  • Wow thats all i can say. This kid is probably gonna be living in his moms basement when he grows up.

  • he's best! zryta bania!

  • wtf :P schiet hem af!

  • ROFL!!! Ha! :p

  • What the Hell....