Actually, in the wilds of Missouri there is a billboard in tennis-court colors--green background, white letters--that simply reads, "Jesus." Seriously: that's it. No website, no other message. Just "Jesus."
Made no sense, but I did remember that billboard for the rest of my drive.
The armor of God protects Christians from people like Tommy From The Bronx. Oh, by the way, I wondor if Christians would be willing to jump in front of a bus wearing that same armor?
I love God. especially the way he set up life on earth so that sentient creatures must tear each other to pieces to survive. Watching a pack of wild Dogs take 30 mins to kill a Buffalo is pure Gold!
Ha ha - there's one near me that reads "Positioned for a blessing." And every time I pass it, I got a mental image in my head of some poor sap in the congregation bent over with their ass in the air and the preacher bent over 'em.
lol black people need to chill out anyway, you are black so i will refer to you as black people not sure how that is racist. Im white and blacks call me "whitey" all the time and i dont care.
Respond to this video... Ok. Was funny. You made it funny. I think some stupid shit sometimes. And some find there way to my mouth. The thing about people like us. No, not atheist, but smartasses like us. Capiech?
well I'm pretty sure most of these are real you can tell what they meant, they just didn't prooread. Like anal, is obviously anual, bring me that ass, is suppoesd to be refering to the donkey in the palm sunday story.
I use to go to a church that had a AA like meeting called Overcomers - Since room was imited the sign said Mon Drugs & Alcohol -I kid you not - the neighbors no doubt had something to say
Interesting and very fucking hilarious, Tommy. You know, religion always tends to make a total mockery of itself. It also tends to destroy itself as well. How pethetic.
hey tommy. check EWTN channel... a guy i work with is deeply religious,, listens to that on sirius all day. What should I tell him to do when were both working together (construction) to shut that music off... but in a atheist way lol something that would stump him or something lol
fucking subbed
CallmeAffiliated 5 months ago
its ford fair lane from the bronx
MrSpideradam 7 months ago
0:36 They liked rebecca black's song.... kill em...
n4179 9 months ago
Of course it was only chirstmas after god came... How else could he have a son? OOOOH YEAH
tanekki 9 months ago
What the fucking fucking fuckidy fuck fuck fuckidy fu-fu-fuuuck?
I bet I know your most favorite word! :D
TheFinlandnator 10 months ago
I thought Black was a Jewish last name.
kelly2353 10 months ago
Pure awesomeness... :)
kalescu 10 months ago
When isn't there a rush hour in NY?
dreamwarrior2008 10 months ago
Waaay to go Tommy!!NAIL EM!!!heheheh
kakabixlis 10 months ago
Actually, in the wilds of Missouri there is a billboard in tennis-court colors--green background, white letters--that simply reads, "Jesus." Seriously: that's it. No website, no other message. Just "Jesus."
Made no sense, but I did remember that billboard for the rest of my drive.
OxTheWriter 10 months ago
The armor of God protects Christians from people like Tommy From The Bronx. Oh, by the way, I wondor if Christians would be willing to jump in front of a bus wearing that same armor?
CrazyVideoGameDude 10 months ago
I love God. especially the way he set up life on earth so that sentient creatures must tear each other to pieces to survive. Watching a pack of wild Dogs take 30 mins to kill a Buffalo is pure Gold!
BiodegradeableMan 10 months ago
Ha ha - there's one near me that reads "Positioned for a blessing." And every time I pass it, I got a mental image in my head of some poor sap in the congregation bent over with their ass in the air and the preacher bent over 'em.
M0US3P0T4TO 10 months ago
LOL, great video, I actualy did LOL.
BuiltEnvironment 10 months ago
that jesus clip at the end needs to be the new Rick Roll.
rellik31486 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Wow, talk about stupid signs.
BlazeTheMovieFan 10 months ago
lol... Grace! They fucked up on the first try!
devan123321 10 months ago
tHIS IS THE BEST VIDEO YOU'VE EVER MADE...i CAN HARDLY TYPE THIS
grumpychuck 10 months ago
Brett Keane the biggest fake christian ever... HAHAHA
shannyisme 10 months ago
My friend once stole a letter from a church sign to make it read something else. The church sign said:
DO THE MATH
YOU COUNT.
My friend stole the "O" from "COUNT" and moved the other letters over so that the sign read:
DO THE MATH
YOU CUNT.
They changed the sign the next day, lol! You can also guaran-damn-tee that they didn't leave the sign unlocked anymore after that! XD
DaniNouveau 10 months ago
man thats makes me think im so glad im not a church goer in that area, goer and area, are ment to have dubleantronde conotations.
tersse 10 months ago
hey tommy looks like brett has gone to the darkside "what! christians gave me monies? i is now a chrstian" lol
pen12345 10 months ago
This video brought me to my knees, It made my day, I was laughing so hard.
Also Tommy, nice tongue!!!
visionbaby 10 months ago
"I'm the Pitcher, not the catcher" - oh my sides hurt!!!
Digideus 10 months ago
lol black people need to chill out anyway, you are black so i will refer to you as black people not sure how that is racist. Im white and blacks call me "whitey" all the time and i dont care.
card969 10 months ago
"He loved us so much he came." lol
UncomfortableSilence 10 months ago
Respond to this video... Ok. Was funny. You made it funny. I think some stupid shit sometimes. And some find there way to my mouth. The thing about people like us. No, not atheist, but smartasses like us. Capiech?
Is we can admit it, and have a laugh.
I liked it.
4me2cclearly 10 months ago
I chuckled. Therefore, atheism is true.
dab0r 10 months ago
is it really racist to say about some1 (s)he is black when (s)he really is? Wow, US is more twisted then i thought...
minerdrc 10 months ago
Are you sure most of t those signs are real? They seem too stupid to be real.
Justinfh2point0 10 months ago
i didn't know Proctologists had their own religion.....
gothatfunk 10 months ago
Church signs... Only in America.
GluteusIlluminatus 10 months ago
I'm not praying for the purple family
WeirdDeviant 10 months ago 2
i saw a church sign over a month ago that said its ok to be angry with god
rymank1979 10 months ago
Happy fucking easter lol
pawsoned 10 months ago
anal convention ,,,rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl ...
papaspride101 10 months ago
Church sign in my area "Google does not have all the answers"
rofl.
chthonios 10 months ago
lol church signs make me guffaw mightily as well
GodofVengence 10 months ago
well I'm pretty sure most of these are real you can tell what they meant, they just didn't prooread. Like anal, is obviously anual, bring me that ass, is suppoesd to be refering to the donkey in the palm sunday story.
wolfwing1 10 months ago
Even if they're referring to Bethlehem (god came), it DOESN'T SNOW THERE, ya damned geography fuckin' retards.
indignant99 10 months ago
Damn you and your practically 15 minute videos! Do you think time grows on trees, Tommy? Again, damn you!
Zaunstar 10 months ago
"Proof read it, Bitches"
lawl.
lupocephalic 10 months ago
one mother fucking funny video : )
AmericanResponses 10 months ago
"Not even a bull's ass"
hahaha
Darw1n1st 10 months ago
god snuck in LOL as the snow fell silently god came marry christmas that shit is rofl
cireyar 10 months ago
rocket surgery LOL... gotta love it
88Keyz101 10 months ago
I use to go to a church that had a AA like meeting called Overcomers - Since room was imited the sign said Mon Drugs & Alcohol -I kid you not - the neighbors no doubt had something to say
ThirdProverb 10 months ago
lol this is fucking halarious lol.
Texemosis 10 months ago
how about these four words, FUCK U!
jesusonXTC 10 months ago
"Grace" is 5 words?
SkullVodka 10 months ago
alot of those signs are fake though
BBNLCB 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@BBNLCB none of them are fake
LobsterPotsticker 10 months ago
@BBNLCB But they're still funny, lol...
fruitikay 10 months ago
@fruitikay yeah i know
BBNLCB 10 months ago
I watched this on my laptop whilst taking a shit. I thought that fact might humor our representative of the Bronx.
pumarunner88 10 months ago
Interesting and very fucking hilarious, Tommy. You know, religion always tends to make a total mockery of itself. It also tends to destroy itself as well. How pethetic.
Chuloloc 10 months ago
hey tommy. check EWTN channel... a guy i work with is deeply religious,, listens to that on sirius all day. What should I tell him to do when were both working together (construction) to shut that music off... but in a atheist way lol something that would stump him or something lol
hoydog33 10 months ago
"Proof read it ya' bitches!" You'd make an outstanding English teacher!
GrapplingIgnorance 10 months ago
even if you want to become a christian, christians are not helping at all with their stupidity, we can't give them a cred
chakands 10 months ago
LMAO!!
Great Vid!!
TheUnmaskedMagician 10 months ago
Tommy you could replace Jay Leno doing this sign shit.
Ichiboy900 10 months ago
Love you Tommy...
hunterswine 10 months ago
please enter this into the pwnage olympics
jmm1233 10 months ago
If they were racists... it would explain the arrow below the text; "That black family over there".
TETSUno1 10 months ago
That midnight toga party at the Holy Redeemer Church sounds sweet. You might get lucky; there could be lots of chicks there.
REBMike1 10 months ago
"you saw it" lol
ok this is going to my favorites.
Sarahon06 10 months ago
I saw a church sign that said" SUN WORSHIP 8-10" made me laugh every time I drove by it. took them a while to change it too. fuckin idiots. LOL
Slapnuts6931 10 months ago
lmao
Sarahon06 10 months ago
Snow is the divine jizz.
I learn something new every day.
TheScotsfurian 10 months ago
I might go there naked just for the lulz
Haradin32 10 months ago
Tommy, I fucking love you.
omgatheism 10 months ago
I'm still looking for a baby jesus. Wait, here he is, on my toast..
gettingolder2 10 months ago
okie dokie
TragedyZ 10 months ago
motherfucking first yo
pinochet222 10 months ago