Ten Commandments - A Parody

[blackopsfan03]

HAHA! this craked me up!XD

[ChannelThatHasRandom]

We watched this in history class and I was the loudest out of everyone! :D

[KlunkerRider]

Hoy! LOL

[xirnibor]

Awesome. They don't make em like this anymore

[ChihuahuaboyDH]

This is funny as hell! I crack up every time I watch this scene! It never gets old!!!

Bravo, Mel Brooks!

[jumpinshrimp44]

Commamdment #1: Ye who smelt it, shall forever delt it

[mrfwest]

commandment 13: mountain dew is the best soda ever made

[arkady714]

Happy Pentacost to one and all!

Btw, this is absolutely the funniest moment in the history of cinema.

[badpanda84]

the way catholic go on about abortion and gay marriage you would think those were somewhere in the 15 commandments

[aimi1998]

this sucks n u suck n it wasnt funny at all it sucked FOR REAL.

[lizcool100]

1:04 never gets old =D

[ZenPsyko]

I 'm christian and I think this is freakin' hilarious.

[showerstm1]

10 people are christian

[SaintEianS]

12: Gay people have fashion, and they're awesome.

[watanabesaburo]

what's the other five?

[gothybex]

Pmsl..totally awesome :))) x

[Disneyparksrock]

I love this film and scene but my favorite has to be the spanish inquisition.

[punkoff666]

Wow, I hope you know that you're a real fuckin asshole... Not to mention incredibly ignorant

[Tony2826]

@disteremsh just... just go to hell.

[manifest08]

Mel Brookes is Gd.

[rob666bass]

One of the funniest films ever made.

[razaa09]

"the lord has given me fiv---- *stone breaks* ten ten commandents

[PrZemek44]

Thanks for explaining this to us... :))

Oh, it's fifff... teen

I watched this movie on this stupid, North American TV, and this part was cut out! It's my favourite in the whole (so so...) movie.

[americannorseman]

Funny as hell!!!!!

[cloudOFmalevolence]

What do you think the other 5 commandments were??

[rulezdaworld0]

The 11th commandment

Thou shalt rock. Hard.

[boffgirl]

i luv this

[wondercutey3538]

hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[egregiousremarker]

one of the other 5 commandments was "Thou shalt not waste time on youtube while on the clock at worketh"

[Lebongout]

I love Mel Brooks

[lova88oasisyennilyla]

i wonder what 5 commanments were on that other rock

[marcialromero1218]

i bet god loves brett farve

[ndyt]

if only god had used carbon fiber instead of stone... Then we would all believe. But god hides better then a pedophile on the internet.

Religion is a fairytale and its practice is a cult.

[Bladerunner93]

Atheists hide in foxholes...

[Bladerunner93]

I got the expression wrong. I meant "there are no atheists in foxholes"

[Bladerunner93]

I think you got the link wrong...

[iReece07]

Lol. So stupid.

[ndyt]

iReece07, Why? Couldn't god have at least used hardwood?

[iReece07]

He used it all when he was making your brain.

[ndyt]

iReece07, ah, how christian of you.

[jat2bun]

ZOMG i cant stop laughing at the last part hahahaha =]]

[farawayfromlife95]

i well give them the 15 commandments

-drops the 5 commandments-

10 commandments lol that funny

[oreochick24]

Wouldn't it be funny if homosexuality was in commandments 11-15...

So maybe it was cool that Moses dropped the ball...no tablet. LOL

[Bowmaj21]

"Commandment No 11: Uuuummmm......... Ya know what, screw the commandments, just be good to one another, enjoy life, and for crying out loud, stop doing bad things and then saying that I said that it was ok, because that drives me up the wall!"

[LeeroyFan101]

Commandment No 12: Seriously though stop doing retarded shit then saying its because I told you to do so I mean what the fuck, I don't even know who the hell you are but for some reason you're telling everyone were like homeboys or something!

[dutchboy31415]

Sorry- thought it would be funny. Anyway, great clip! Thanks!

[LMB222]

It is. Religion is essentially (when you cut out the "control the masses" bullshit) philosophy. And philosophy can be very funny. Myself I'm just reading Futurological Congress by Lem. Great fun.

[dutchboy31415]

Oh! Here!

11.Thou shalt not flatulate in thy neighbors presence.

12.Thou shalt not drink thy wine and drive.

13.Thou shalt not overeat thy food that is fast.

14.Thou shalt not forget thy commandments.

15.Thou shalt not eat pickled eggs for breakfast. (made that mistake once. Oiy!)

[IveGottaPenny]

HAHAHA, hilarious dude!

[Dawitness11]

blasmphy!

[89vanilla]

what were the other five?

[LMB222]

Wait, they are NOT lost. Here they are:

11. Thou shalt not gather excessive Credit upon thy Credit Card

12. Thou shalt not drive thy carriage intoxicated

13. Thou shalt not bother others about their religion

14. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbour's WiFi signal ;)

15. you name it (go ahead)

[davifernandeslima01]

hehehehe perfect

[tonymag28]

this has to be some of the funniest stuff I ever heard

[russianrocker1]

"the lord, the lord Jehovah has given on to you these 15"

*crash*

"oy"

"10..., 10 Commandments for All to Behold"

[LMB222]

This is a message to all those who provide us with a section of the script:

We can hear it in the film, you morons!

[psicoskull]

U OWES US A MOVIE MEL BROOK

[LMB222]

Dawitness11: Youtube is NOT the place when you're insecure and/or mentally sick. Modern medicine is the place you should turn to. EOT-

[Dawitness11]

Do u know who I am? And what I am doing?

[Rileydude123]

my favourite bit of the film, mel brooks is a comedy legend xD

[Dawitness11]

I love God. I don't know if that was blasmpy of not but that was kind of funny. Forgive me Jesus

[LMB222]

Where is it written that one cannot criticize, or make comedy out of relugious symbols? After all, he's NOT ridiculing anybody.

And you have a problem. You're only 22, and already so much into religion? What are you going to do when old?

[Dawitness11]

like I said it MIGHT be blasmphy, Might be so I stay clear of it.

Why do u say I have a problem you should say he's on the right track because the wages of sin is death but the gift of God is enternal life though are lord Jesus christ.

And this that I follow is not a religion. Jesus once said I am the way the truth and the life. and I stand on his words and I live by them.

Everyone follows something. The world which leads to Death (twice) And God which lead to life.

[LMB222]

Dawitness11, you have a problem, because there's no such thing as "right track to hell", there's even no hell, and if you believe this s**t at your age, you clearly should seek help.

This stuff is reserved for old people.

By the way, I also like Joshua (aka Jesus), the middle eastern philosopher. He didn't turn wine into water, though.

[Dawitness11]

friend you must not relay on the wisdom of man (Youtube). You must read the Holy Bible yourself. Jesus is Jesus not Joshua. Come on have I judge you an anyway? so y then do u judge me? So can't you see in my eyes that you are acting as the devil. trying to get me not to believe, If this jesus whom I follow where not real then it wouldn't matter to people. But since he is the lord of lords then they (the World) will always try to attack his name. Understand that?

[LMB222]

As I said, you're simply too young to be crazy already, so I'd seek help.

And Jesus is a Spanish, I believe, version of the original Hebrew name of that Jew that died on the cross for you and me.

[Dawitness11]

HAHAAHA he's not the God of my grandmom he's the God of my youth.

Dude you got to just try this man, follow God and you will see...

you know people say if I see I will believe, No friend its frist believe then you will see.

[LMB222]

Dude, for the third and last time: you're way too young to be into this crazy shit. Seek help!

And don't tell me to "follow god", because I quit at 13. I follow the general set of rules called "morality", that's better than religion because it doesn't tax me, nor stick a tray in front of me on Sundays.

[Dawitness11]

Friend you where only 13, you didn't know who Jesus was then. Yea I grow-up in the church also I thought it was all bull into I was 18. Then I almost become Muslim into Jesus said "Maurice". I said to him Here I am. Never been the same since. Following Jesus the christ is not a religion, it the WAY the TRUTH and the LIFE. and yes some would say I experinced this at a young age. But is God not the God of the young and the old, For all shall stand before the lord of Glory. ON THAT DAY. R U READY?

[BlackbirdMatt]

you do not have to pay every sunday and all that money goes to progressing the church or to mission trips to help people. It is a choice. and i hope that some day you will listen and here god. Our world is not random chance we were made by an intelligent mind not by the random explosion in space.

[BuckMuscles]

"Believe then you will see". That's called having an idea then making the evidence fit. Real logical thinking doesn't work like that bro...

[Dawitness11]

Understand, this friend that "the fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and discipline".

Its easy to believe friend, just look out side and see the trees (they are alive) look at yourself (you have an inner voice).

you calm to be wise friend? hear me then because these words are from God and "HE LOVES YOU".

[Kaidranzer100]

u r so much smarter than lmb222

[Dawitness11]

understand this Kaid the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ; And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience is fulfilled. that is the truth my friend, God bless you peace!

[jeremyhillaryboobphd]

@Dawitness11 jesus, god sounds like a bit of a stuck up dick dont u reckon?

[Dawitness11]

ur gay and like men to have sex with you, go away!

[jeremyhillaryboobphd]

woah dude sounds like you got some personal issues you like to take out on others. Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not gay, and don't believe in no sex before marriage so I know that for a fact. However I couldn't say the same for you, Ted Haggard's not your idol by any chance?

[Dawitness11]

I thought I said Go away!

[shademagic]

0:16 - 0:24 lol

[Iavasechui]

Heh I love that movie! This is one of the best parts ^_^

[I69Sk8er69I]

my god that was retarted.... Nothing left to say that was just dumb.

[KillerKIown]

maybe you can do better comedy, why don't you tape yourself fucking your mom and post it?  I'll laugh!

[I69Sk8er69I]

Yea i bet you would like to see lil kids and old wemon doing that. Your a sick petifiel arent you.

[bated321]

At least spell it right you bloody idiot. Just so you know, you spell it pedophile, and the act of doing it is spelled paedophilia.

[I69Sk8er69I]

maan ief iyi wantted a speel chek er iyi wod jusst scroole too doch n mye fone boock nd kall u

[bated321]

Blow me mother fucker

[I69Sk8er69I]

So childsih. lol :P

[bated321]

Sorry. When people argue with me over the internet, i just get so turned on.

[MrHadoken1]

"retarTed?" Fail kid.

[Bobo400]

I love you God but u got to admit that was funny!!

[sommerjoy2000]

i love the lord too... but i really have to say and agree with you that this was funny! mel brooks is a comedic genius!

[alex112576]

Moses broke all 10 Commandments at the same time in 5 seconds

[Arkady63]

This is the funniest single minute in the history of cinema.

[Edington]

Is that Orson Welles narrating at the begining? (anyone?) 8D

[sayheygiants]

yes that's Orson Welles narrating

[orlandobabe]

Oh man that was a riot!!! I wonder what would those five more commandments would have been? Thou shalt shall not molest children?

[JezebelNeverDied]

That's a good question. I've wondered that myself.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

thou shalt not convert

thou shalt not cause fanatism

Priests can get laid with women

something like that

[orlandobabe]

Hahaha!!!! That is good, how about thou shalt shall not hit thy wife or women partner.

[Pottergoose77]

thou shalt never EVER make george bush president of the us lol

[LurkingTurkey]

YES, I HEAR YOU I HEAR YOU.. a deaf man could hear you...

The lord, the lord Jahoba, has given you, the 15 (Tablet breaks) oiii.... 10! 10 Commandments, for all to obey!!

[rbcgirl4]

thats jehovah

[rangzsaroso]

ehm I wonder what is the last 5 commandment that Mel Brook broken??? hahhaaaa..

any Ideas??

[terryooooooo]

This may have been the funniest scene in the whole movie

[ChinkyEyesz]

ahaha the lord Jehovah has given to you the 15 "...oii...10-10 commandments to obey

[fdjcengine2]

Knight JUMPS the Queen

[fartparticles]

How many languages was the Bible translated before English.....? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not "exact". You could also do a little research on egyptians and find a very similar story to Mary and Jesus. But hey, if the dollar bill fits....then I'm sure there are plenty of "gods".

[Kelpherder]

hahaha funny as hell

[markweber2007]

that's so classic!

[Ceca44]

These 15...10 commandments! Very funny :)

[bebot06]

Love it!!! Mel Brooks awesome!!

[jay198627]

explains alot doesnt it lol

[talfizyon]

jay198627: To me the real event is funnier ;o)

[kjmr52]

MEL BROOKSSSS!!!

[MiyukiZero]

Actually i believe the basic values of virtue and stuff were real but it got serously warped over time as most things do.Soddenly it was cool to kill over sex,power,greed,religion and land which all coincide with each other in ome way.History just repeats itself too.I have many beliefs and thanks for the -2.I love it.

[nvanarnhem]

Gold.

[Matthew6870]

Was that the voice of Paul Frees at the beginning? It sounds an awful lot like him, but I'm not quite sure.

[sephiroth90876]

Its Orsen Wells

[Matthew6870]

Oh yeah! I knew I recognized it. Thanks!

[MiyukiZero]

Moses lol though the bible is made by man.Some is fake some is real and Lilth wasn't a demon she was a woman who didn't want ot be under a man literally.Negative comments I ignore btw.I a a wiccan and proud of it,.

[BisMiLLahShah786]

Watch "the Arrivals"

type it on YOUtube...

[epexstudios]

And what 'logical' way did we get here? By man's view of logic, there IS no logical way. What else is there? Evolution? There is no proof of that, is there? At least christianity HAS some sort of evidence. A book passed down through thousands of years. Is it fake? That's up to you to decide, but what I'm trying to get at is that we really can't understand because we've all only been here a certain amount of time.

[Reklaw008]

No proof of evolution? Where did you come up with that utterly false statement? Even Christian researchers such as Francis Collins support it. He came up with the term "BioLogos" to describe his theistic belief in evolution.

[ISayNukem]

A lot of people don't realize that evolution and creationism are not mutually exclusive. And a lot of people don't have a real argument, they merely rehearse prejudices, toss out statements that "sound good" to them, and regurgitate things they hear someone else say.

[Reklaw008]

I totally agree. It is ok to be a theist and believe in evolution. Schroeder makes some good points with this (even though he mathematically doesn't think evolution is possible).

[otherside65]

you are stupid

[AbuAvital]

You've forgotten about Judaism

[omnpmh108]

It would answer a whole lot of questions about the bible.

[Opele87]

This is so Funny

[Benjawathegreat]

seriously, Moses actually did break the first set of the ten commandments. there were only ten... when he came back down the mountain and saw that the israelites had turned away from God he broke them in disgust.

[Iffy350]

How to become an atheist; read a REAL book!

[Iffy350]

Mel Brooks = Win

[illspirit1965]

GENIOUS

[edgexxi]

I wonder what Commandments 11 thru 15 were.

[pamorale]

Arquelogical studies says that the other commandments were:

11- Do not pray for stupid things.

12- Do not kiss any wall in any church ever.

13- Do not wear stupid clothing... like small hats.

14- Do not eat shellfish... it's discuting... the shit where they live.

15- Do not bite your fingernails!!!...

[GYSTCONSULTING]

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions :)

[bluesmangil]

LOL damn that is funny. Mel Brooks is the best

[matunobs]

hätte es lieber deutsch

[bobby472]

lmao sweet

[alexanderthewraith]

If God is our father then Satan must be our cousin!

[Sirius66613]

fucking briliant

[Dryndal]

Briliant :D

[cochranexyz]

This is the best. This is great.

[Arrested101]

Genius!

[Pensador]

- Yes, I hear you, I hear you. A deaf man coudl hear you.

- What!?

- Nothing. Gonish. Fehget it.

[TheT4xid3rmist]

These 15... 10 commandments for all to obey.

Favorite scene in the whole movie.

[confido1205]

Blurgh--my previous comment was in response to EastSideReaper, BTW.

On a more relevant note, Mel Brooks rules. This is my favorite part in History of the World.

[teamrocketfangirl924]

haha, i miss my teacher who showed us this clip...

[aznprincess2468]

is it the history teacher Mr. Doser from Bolsa Grande High? cuz he was the teacher that showed my class the first,second, and the french revolution thing. man we lol so loud!!!

[kuradko]

Funny!:o)

[HARDCORESTR8EDGE]

Very Funny, If this was true we are all screwed

[briguymeister]

Orson Wells narrated this, and I believe that Carl Reiner was the voice of God.

[Duoed]

Awesome. Thats cool, to know.

[punksk8erguy]

rofl.......we saw this in world history class lol

[DaBobinator]

15...oi...10!

[LMB222]

All hear me! All pay heed! Mel Brooks, the Jehovah of silly comedies gave us this film!

[mixiespitlick]

Wanna know why.. its because palestinian people in those days have a bloodline from the angels which were cast down to earth they are the angels who married humans and bore giants... Remember Goliath??? And that bloodline was considered as abomination... Thats why there is a need of cleansing in those days...

[Ivanshere]

fuk off i love Palestinians!

[1GoodAngel]

hahaha. looks like a funny movie... lol. ;)

[AuroraABC]

1GoodAngel,

"History of the World" is a VERY funny movie. One of my favorite comedies since I was a child.

[jarnomiedema]

Haha.. God sounds like Al Pacino? In any case, this bit ranks right up there with 'Life of Brian'..

[Machoman199]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahah!!!

[iluvbenj85]

this is hilarious. my religion teacher showed this to us and made us crack up!

[hymnsing]

People who are going to hell really enjoy comedy today.

[MakeABanana]

That's mean.

[Hume77]

People who believe in hell are not too smart...but they are self-righteous.

[twodaydude]

Im an atheist and i know im not going to hell. Geeze

[noobking111]

are you shure?

[peros70]

Great comedy! Remember good old Mel is of jewish hertage. He loves to make fun of himself, Melvin Kaminsky...

[philblunt420]

hilarious clip and movie

[wfl18]

moses looks like tim allen from the santa claus