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  • people say ur racist if u laugh at a racist joke but they're JOKES, not meant to be taken seriously

  • the guy really can act

  • I plain dislike Jews.

  • 0:22 That's why it's great to be a mut. My family was not racist for so many generations that I am now immune to criticism for saying racist things.

  • Racist jokes are racist.... they are also jokes.... so if any person is offended by a racist joke, they should learn to take jokes as jokes....

  • This is going to be my first reaction when I hear a black guy say racist shit about any other race including whites.

  • What...? What the f*ck are saying?

    "If you are not part of the race, or the culture, or something, you can not make fun of it"?? ARE YOU SERIOUS??

    Dude! Do you know what sense of humor means? I mean, I make fun of white people, black people, asian people, fat people, skinny people, christians, atheists, jews, muslims, stupid, smart, tall, little, old, and young people! And that's totally NORMAL.

    What, because I'm not black I can't make a JOKE about them? Are you f*cking kidding me?!

  • @Ahnonmaischaud chill the fuck down? it wasnt meant, did you even watch the video?

  • @Ahnonmaischaud he is not talking about that (even though the sketch was not meant to be taken serieously) he meant people that do not make fun of anyone but black people

  • I'm half black and half white.

    Honestly, I wish I was one or other because right now BOTH SIDES shout "go back to your own country you paki" at me.

    I'm British damnit! Portuguese and Mauritian, that makes me European and I was born in England which makes me British!

    >:V

  • @TheRamosOnline thats a nice mix!!!

  • @TheRamosOnline Im black and I have never been racist, but have had racist occurences happen to me, both by caucasians, just saying bruh, i know how you feel.

  • haha that was funny

  • @klipton4 nothin to ad

  • LMAO I love these videos' (however I live in the deep south so next time you see some stereotypical white people laughing on our tractors Don't feel like,,, wait,,, that never happens  never mind....

  • Hmm, not to sound racist but Michelle Obama does look like a cute chimpanzee, especially when she purses her lips.

  • where did your dog tags go ?!

  • I brown and I been call a n**** i don't get it

  • i feel retarded but can someone explain the joke to me?

  • @fatkid883 Because it's a racial slur to call a black person a monkey. And "knuckle-dragging" is associated with under-evolved humans.

  • whites stereotype blacks. blacks stereotype whites. truth is everyone is an idiot. blacks arent the only drug dealers. whites are too. whites also abuse women. whites also steal, whites also quit free school. why do you think when picking "race" caucasion is no longer there? because white people dont seem to understand what it means so it was dumbed down for the public. quit this racism argument. it is invalid. and to clear things up, im caucasion. and its african american. not "black"

  • He changed his shirt.

  • im racist and i find this black

  • BOO!

  • Ohhhhh I get it now. If the sterotype puts black people in a good light, then it's ok. If it isn't putting black people in a good light then saying it would make you a racist. Wow thank god I watched this video before trying to hang with some black dudes, They wanted me to join then at basketball and then go to the club to dance before hitting up the porno shoot. Glad I declined because apparently, white people cannot dance or jump and my small penis would have been just too embarrassing.

  • dont steel my tv kk niger vrech WP

  • what stupity...... i fell racims and im proud of that...

  • LOL they are both funny. I laughed at them BOTH equally, therefore I'm not racist.

    That is all. :)

  • hahaha, I'm black ,ahaha. If anyone is offended by this they're retarded.

  • @TheJayBarcelona

    Y u had to say that you black ..white people are offended by this

  • waa.. i dont understand what he says in the last part (the high heels joke)... some1 can write it down for me pls? :D

  • @Meth0z Why don't black chicks wear high heels? So their knuckles don't drag on the ground.

  • @Daftendirektt humm?!? why don´t ? or why all black...

  • @MaKaKitozito Lol sorry. "Why do black girls wear high heels? So their knuckles don't drag on the ground."

  • am funny,& i find this black.. :)

  • the jokes are funny

  • I will stop making jokes about black people, as soon as they stop making jokes about white people.

    which is never.

  • @olentattimies What white jokes do you know? Ive never heard any. only stupid stereotypes.

  • @MRPIKKOLO83

    I mainly meant black guys using the word "maitonaama" is roughly translated to kind of wussy whiteboy +those stereotypes and smack talking and thats not considered racism cuz they are a minority

  • @olentattimies - we will stop making fun of your race when you better our communities , give us better job and education opportunities , and stop blaming us for all the drug related crimes -__-

  • @BarracudaHQ

    I dont think whites will just give you everything, you have the same possibilites on education as we do.

    You can get the same jobs as whites can, if you have the same or better education.

    Its stupid to say that everyone blames you for al drug related crimes, I dont.

  • @BarracudaHQ in return we will stop making fun of your race when you manage to father kids, attend FREE school, keep a job that was given to you to fill a mixed race working environment quota, learn what marriage and family means, stop stealing from other people because it's easier then working, learn how to treat women with respect and dignity and most of all, stop selling/buying drugs and you wont get labeled as the drug problem. Until you do that, you don't have any right to criticize whites.

  • @jaiharman1 Oh and BTW, they are not YOUR communities.

  • @jaiharman1 It's fair enough to make those statements but only if you accept that the condition (in america at least not over here in the UK) of the black community and it's values are essentially a result of their treatment by the government which was and probably still is predominantly white, and certainly in the past made every effort to try and drive that the black community into the ground.

    Racism isn't what it was, but it still exists i am sure.

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL Fat Albert can run fast, watch the movie and see he beats Omarion in a race

  • I'm not a good dancer

  • come on when compliments come up then he says there true

  • lol

  • Actually African American's run faster because they have a higher bone density (more momentum nd such)

    and same reason why they arent as efficient in swimming, heavier bones

  • so so srry erick that was a littel funny but if u r not black dont say that ted and hope u guys do good in the next online gamer and i am the online gamer bye

  • Being racist and hypocritical you're doing both right!

  • ASIAN PEOPLE!!!

  • they a not white... they are pink... look carefully...

  • @MrVito2012 Red*

  • LOL!

    omfg this is funny, please make more xD

  • LMFAO i was watching the first one i was saying he needs his ass beat and god answered

  • wait im cuban i have black and white ancestry so dose that let me make fun of the whites and the blacks?

  • @BeepBros Yes, Yes it does

  • freeze niqqa

  • hey can you guys give me a link of when Davan made the racise joke

  • ARE MEXICANS FUCKING GHOSTS?!

  • Who doesn't like grape soda

  • how do u tell if a black chicks pregnant? all of the cotton from the tampons been picked out. haha gross and racist and funny.

  • I'm not racist, but I laughed my ass off

  • i'm black , still a human.

  • Damn right, i don't like GRAPE D< I like STRAWBERRY BITCH

  • Iam a Grape Soda and I drink Black people!

  • ....not all black people run fast....YOU EVER HEARD OF FAT ALBERT 

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL Fat Albert rolled faster than anybody out there. 

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL Ummmm... Fat Albert runs fast as hell. Didn't you ever see the live action movie with that kid from Keenan and Kel?

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL Yeah I agree. The slow ones are in jail. jkjkjkjk heard this from a friend.

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL If you saw that Fat Albert movie , he ran fast!!

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL actually fat albert runs faster than most black people just watch the movie

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  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL have you ever seen fat albert the movie that mofo ran fast.

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL in the movie he beat the track runner at a race.

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL are you stupd, he was KNOWN for running fast

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL I'm pretty sure he ran pretty fuckin fast, too :P

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL he ran fast,you and the 76 other people obviously didn't watch the movie

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL - I dunno, but I heard of Refrigerator Perry and he was really fast for a fatty.

  • Fuck I'm Brown I Love Grape Soda

  • @MegaHarris470 I'm white and love grape soda too. Stuff is the shit.

  • we want a racism in america episode about arabs

    i just moved to usa 2 weeks ago & my neighbors already think that i'm osama bin laden`s cousin

  • @alwaleed17 Get used to it, most of us americans are racist fucks.

  • @alwaleed17 NIKO MY COUSIN! WANT TO GO BOWLING?!?!?

  • @dolerbom

    i am not niko...

    am nikolai

  • @alwaleed17 هههههههههههه

  • @TheAsassin56

    انت عربي ؟

  • @alwaleed17 im sorry that has happened i promise not all americans are like that i would like to say welcome to the USA and i hope you have a good life

  • @Theazcatfan

    thanks man

    there's a lot of good guys in america...

    just like you

  • @alwaleed17 Aren't you?

    Just kidding.

  • @alwaleed17 AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @alwaleed17 there´s a lot of islamphobia, and let me assure you that they don´t think you´re osama´s cousin, they simply think that you´re a filthy sand monkey and if any of them served in the army also may think that he has the right to rape the females in your family because he was told so in the training and most likely already raped and burned arab virgin girls. So again get a good lawyer, also get firearms licence, guns and make sure your family knows how to use it

  • @alexokatana

    thx for the advice

    i can`t afford a good lawyer

    but i think a can get some firearms

  • @alwaleed17 then study as many law books as you can and save money for the lawyer, you will need it even if you use your guns inside your home against a trespasser ( don´t forget the licence and join a registered club to practice),

  • @alexokatana

    i don`t need to practice

    i learned how to use a klashnikov when i was 14

  • @alwaleed17 other advice, never mention that// ps. never

  • @alwaleed17 wow you got it rough.

  • @alwaleed17 alright i think am laffin hard now,but dnt b offended,its d way u wrote it...... am black and have met really cool friends from Iraq and d Arab world over here in Europe...

  • @MrBengerald

    im not offended

    & im sure you have met a lot of good arabs

    but that does not change the fact that a lot of americans hates arab

  • @alwaleed17 racism. Its a problem. I'm Australian, and we have the same problems. not with osama, but with crocadile dundee. A movie that inspired SO many steriotypes

  • Q:What is a black guy on the moon!? A: 1 Problem! ; Q What is 10 black guy's on the moon!? A: 10 Problem's! ; Q: What is 1000 black guy's on the moon!? A: A 1000 Problems! ; Q: What is all black guy's on the moon!? A: Problem Solved !

  • Let's see:Q: What is the tree that give's black people !? A:scaffoldings / Q: How long it takes a black women to shitting!? A: 9 months. /Q: What is the difrence betwin a bucket full of shit and a black guy !? A: The bucket cuz shit is the same! / Q:When does a black guy becomes a person!? A: When he is at toilet and someone knocks and he say's its people in here! / Q: What is a black guy with a cherry in is ass!? A: A Mon Cherry ( Chocolate with cherry in midle)

  • @ThePiwinha You know, I'm not laughing

  • @williamjpiano White black yellow every body makes fun of every body i laugh off all cuz its funny and dont make me racist ! but if u dont laugh damn u are a pure racist !

  • @ThePiwinha Nah, I'm sorry, but there is a difference between funny and hateful. That sorta crossed the line. That wasn't funny and I love racial jokes. You can't even pull the- "you're a closet racist then" retort.

  • This doesn't help the Black guy's case. All I see, is him beating up a white guy, making the white guy say he's sorry, and then beating up the white guy again. That REALLY helps your image lol.

  • Joke at the end made this video. (black man talking)

  • I cant sing, Im mediocre at dancing, I run track, I actually do like grape soda, not a fan of watermelon, and Im not a criminal.... F*ck it Im Dominican anyway.

  • i like grape soda, im a criminal, im a good singer, got a big penis i must be black!!!!! lol

    no really i am

  • Im black and i absolutely HATE grape soda!!

  • lol! the good ones, he want. the bad ones he don't

  • knuckles meaning?.. D:

  • gorillas\monkeys

  • i dont get it lol

  • @DEATHTRON100 he's calling them apes

  • 0:27 Thumbs up if you had grape soda in your hand.

  • and yet if a black man said that it would be found funny

  • @nightwolf174 maybe you should watch the video again it's all about how you shouldn't say it if your not apart of the race how about I say "aw look at us were so white and nerdy with our yellow hair and blue eyes and light voices" I would get beat the fuck up.... case closed.

  • The real racist here is the black man, having such focus on it..

  • @Mantua64 Somebody else pointed out something in one of their earlier videos, I shall paraphrase

    "Thumbs up if you realise that the black guy is being racist to be ironic and highlight the issue"

    Yeah. Comedy makes bad issues not seem so bad. And this is getting a message across. Racism is on both sides of the equation. But you know what? Us white guys need to be more careful for one simple reason.

    The slave trade.

    Yeah.

    Give it another thousand years for that wound to heal.

  • @TheRazada I totally agree with everything you say expect me being put in context with the slave trade.. I had no saying in those horrible acts and I should not be judged for what somebody did 100s of years ago.

    I was born in Denmark in 1990 by native danish people who also had nothing to do with those acts.

    I see what you're talking about as saying the Germans of today should pay for what their forefathers did more than 60 years ago.

    Your reason is non-holding what so ever imho.

    No offense tho

  • @Mantua64 Well... Yeah. Its called guilt. And its healthy to have it. We cannot forget the past, sweep it away, pretend it did not happen. We have to remember it, remember the damage we have done, accept it and then realise that we have systematically been treating people like shit.

    What I mean to say is if a white guy bitches about something to do with race holding him back in favour of a black guy he should shut the fuck up. We have done much worse than "Affirmative Action"

  • @TheRazada "remember the damage we have done"

    Please elaborate on what damage that we/I have done..

    And who is bitchin' about being held back ?

    I really don't see your point in we/I (as in a white person) should be held up to the fact that some 100s of years ago many white colored people enslaved many black colored people.

    That has absolutely nothing to do with me.

    Example: Danish vikings plundered, murdered and raped most of the european country, does that mean I cannot make fun of a brit?

  • if you disclude other races from making jokes about your race then you're just being the definition of racist, which is hating or discluding others from something based on their race.

  • freeze nigga .roflmao funniest shit i have ever fukin heard

  • @SuperChaz55 No, stereotypes are stereotypes because people are too stupid to see people as individuals, so they group them up to make it easier on their small minds.

  • so i can`t make fun of gingers, FUCK THIS SHIT

  • seems like every comment on this video is a paragraph...

  • i we were to be born in the same place on earth and live the same ways we would all be of the same skin color and racism would't be a word... jjust sayin

  • what joke to you is death to me

  • The only measure we should judge "racist remarks" by is intent. Did you intend to make a joke? Well it sucks so rethink it! Were we joking around when I called you a Nazi Cracker and you called me a Gook? Cool. Were you making a racist remark because you're ignorant? Fuck off and die then. We have enough issues. Did you call me a chink just because you are racist? Get ready for my Kung Fu then.

  • @PicantePuce Well... No.

    "You dirty faggot" said in jest is still homophobic and continuing the negative prejudice.

    BAM.

    My sister is a gay rights activst. The entire "It was a joke" thing really depends on the joke and also the context of the joke and a hell of a lot of other things. Like "I did not mean it that way" but the entire issue is very, very complex.

    Saying something is bad by saying it is gay is homophobic, regardless of the situation. Derp. Its easy to be racist accidentally.

  • @TheRazada I hate it when I haven't looked at youtube for a week and have forgotten what I've written. I agree that the context and situation as well as a few thousand other factors. I totally agree with you. My experience in the situation has been I've only ever been mad at those terms when the people who I care for use those terms in anger.

  • if you are a racist be that the problem is now some white pretend to be cool with you when really they can't your black ass those are the ones I hate when they say that racist shit to my face i still hate it but at least i know who i'm dealing with

    PS I hate white devil by that i mean racist matha fucka

  • That last one was hilarious lol

  • when that guy said that at the end I thought of 20 white racist jokes in my head I actually believe all black ppl are fast runners because I'm fast every black person in my school is fast and my dad is 53 and he is really fast

  • man. that guy is short. i was gonna make a pigmy joke but that would be racist...

  • @arjunvsharma some racist think black people are apes, and you know how apes use their hands, specifically their knuckles, when they walk. So with high heels, their knuckles are lifted off the ground. Really not a funny joke.

  • I'm black and I like grape soda, I'm a law student so that rules out criminal, I cant sing for shit and my bf is white so idk abt the huuugggee penises part -_-

  • ....he got beat for making a joke. WTF IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD, BLACK PEOPLE MAKE JOKES ABOUT US ALL THE FUCKING TIME

  • @MrRoflcopterfromHELL Im a black female nd honestly...i sometimes make jokes bout white ppl (take a second 2 get ur anger out lol). The thing is i know how to live, my white friends nd i dont take it seriously. I'm pretty sure you have made some offensive jokes about black people as well. It's just a joke, this video is to entertain. Calm down, seriously, its just a joke. LIVE LAUGH LOVE r the 3 main keys to life and if you can laugh at jokes like these then you'll be okay...promise. ;)

  • @pryncezjoyce I COMPLETELY understand. Me and my m8s make these jokes all the time it's just the bad example of this video. hmm....i wonder if i should..GRAPE SODA

  • @pryncezjoyce i agree, i think more of the point is, that there are certain...very vocal cunts that bitch about white people saying...certain things.

  • @bokprop420 Yeah, when a person jokes bout white/black ppl, THERES A LIMIT. if they say something thats offensive then thats crossing the line. So make sure u really know the difference. u shldnt go fight anybody bcuz of it though cuz thats their ignorance. so yea black ppl tend 2 joke bout anything. lol, we even joke bout our behavior,our appearance,stereotypes, etc. (Madea, chris rock, mike epps) so yea most of my black friends arent rascist, they just JOKE about white ppl nd even black ppl 2.

  • has the best jokes ever

  • I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't run fast, I don't wear High Heels, I don't have Foot Knuckles. So I guess i'm white with a really Great tan.

  • @Drumlady12 anyone can dance!

  • @Drumlady12 i don't think you got the knuckles joke...dumb broad

  • @DoucheFagX Haha i get it were "apes" so we use are hands to walk around i just wrote it wrong.

  • @Drumlady12 do u like chicken and/or watermelons ?:P

  • @Emeengor I like bake chicken, fried not that much and watermelon I only like it because it's juicy. but grapes are my favorite fruit not the purple one's the GREEN one's and I hate grape soda so... I have nothing to do with the stereotype. who the fuck came up with those? oh I also hate Kool aid because it's too sweet. if I watered it down I might like it. ps. I put water in everything.

  • @Drumlady12 do yu not get the joke ._.

  • @HeartlessAngel487 LOL I get the joke I just wrote it wrong.

  • what do you call a black priest??..........HOLY SHIT!

  • @An0nH4x0r3z shut the fuck up i heard i joke just like that

  • All black people like grape soda. In fact, all white people like grape soda. Actually, everyone I know likes grape soda. Because grape soda is delicious.

  • @Microsizeme bless this comment.

  • @Microsizeme lmao!!

  • @Microsizeme I HATE grape soda so speak for your self and I am black.

  • @Microsizeme grape soda is freaking delicious

  • @Microsizeme i love grape soda

  • @Microsizeme im white and i hate grape soda i like orange soda

  • @Microsizeme I'm white, i hate grape soda, root beer is so much better