LifeStory: Most Disappointing Moment Of My Life w/Josh

[IAMAFATWANKER]

Where are my fucking boobs?

[IrritatedOctopus]

i commented .. where are my boobs

[DoLoSoTo]

Well atleast now they know...

[HecTiKTakeover]

I smell shot now D; oh wait I watched this while taking one :0

[DrkOblivionx]

@rlol1234 They patched it cuz people got 2 assists 1 off a MOAB and got it and when they killed 1 more person they'd get it again it doesn't work on a 23 gunstreak

[SuperSizeMehh]

Where's my boobs and ass. (Liked)

[CDubbs28]

HOLY SHIT LMFAO!

[CODERED597221]

Painful poops are the best

[DREAMEDHYDRA]

craizyguner funny as hell

[tenniscutie0618]

This probably sounds creepy but...your voice is really hot.

[iceikilla510]

I was one off too except i was using the assult strike package. But i got dropped shotted by the pp90m1.i was mad wen i saw that my highest killstreak was 24.

[UncoolShrimp]

@iceikilla510 you need 24 killstreak without using the killstreaks.. if you get 24 kills with chopper gunner you won’t get the moab

[xXIceman233Xx]

twitter is for hoe moe's D:<

[DanielMcer]

why would i want to hear you talk about shit for 5 minutes ?

[DaNinjaCowboy]

This was funny but very awkward.

[Pangea999]

Another commentary about taking a crap lol

[DudelmBeastIy]

I GOT panic knifed 1 for mode , GOML lol

[TheDamienStone]

So Brave.

[crump582]

If you walk around with a shirt on and no pants it's called the "Porky Pig" or the "Donald Duck"... as niether of them wear pants, but do, in fact, wear a shirt.

[yankeefanX10X]

I love this story!!!! :)

[ayt1ner]

shoulda just yelled for your parents

[DrCrazyFishMan]

this vid made me wanna shit so bad!

[drcrazymario]

why not just wash ur ass on top of the sink? dude ur dumb :D

[darkreign145]

Poke your head out the door and shout your mum or dad for the toilet paper

[Recurious]

haha I tought there was going to be a serious life story, but this was way more awesome, laughed my ass off xD

[xSteZ]

wa wa wait.. why is your toilet-paper in your garage again?

[MrTheExcecutioner]

u sound like a stoner

[RandomlyKicked]

i actually was hungry before watching this video.

[xVerzuz]

Ehm you got an assist count as kill and you had 23 kills...assist count as kills count towards moabs..

[TheXChrisHD]

@xVerzuz 2 Assist's = 1 Kill .....

[yallaskate]

aww that sucks man hahahaha

[swedishmidget97]

why did i eat to this video

[fingerwiggle98]

just tell ur parents to get some

[iTwazz]

you sound like zzirgrizz

[RomeoYouMust]

Lol man I must have one of thise brown babies stuck, and it doesn't seem to like the outside world lol

[Brysonc19]

Cool

[DubLove1CoD]

I would have gotten comando'ed the F out of the panic knifer for my killstreak..

[Alegiance]

Luckily for me this has never happened... there has always been some paper towels or tissues close by }:D

[dyingisfun2]

Lol funny as hell

[yianniskart]

yesterday I was one away from my first moab. The match was ending I shoot at a guy he falls into final stand, I hide to reload, I go out , shoot him but the match ended.. I need a new controller

[roflcopternom]

boobs plz

[SuperGhost1904]

start making ur own vids

!!!!

[thegamer0103]

@SuperGhost1904 he does

[DarkLight8446]

why dont you keep your toilet paper in the bathroom, possibly under the sink???

[S3NTAURx]

U talk through ur nose. Go suck a dick u queer

[HiddenPowerNormal]

@S3NTAURx Being a queer and talking through his nose got him more views and subs than you will ever get. So stfu

[PRIZOOMY]

u sound like 2 bucks

[king604411]

@2Hanz1Controller right before he died it just said assist counts as a kill then he got his 23 kill so yeah

[gearsofhalotheftauto]

You would have gotten the moab if these pussies didnt camp their asses off and head glitch

[2Hanz1Controller]

hey did anyone one notice that he had 23 kills and 2 assists wen he died. That is a 24 point streak cause of hardline pro. You sir have just been robbed of a MOAB

[hollowichigo09]

im asain , you use a buket with water in it and use your left hand

[VirtusLegsOnRS]

I have an erection. Simon is a noob

[ivlark1]

i remember the first time i was constipated

[DaKiiDx1]

Could've just took a shower and washed your ass

[bagelman10]

@DaKiiDx1 WTF.

[PablotheFEAR]

Rage quit is for pussies, rage turn off console!

[carsonisaboss]

you could be a shitty radio host

[travisbaseball13]

why the ass did i watch this?

[NachoChicken77]

If your parents would have seen you I bet they would have said wat an ASS!!:)

[rlol1234]

He should've gotten the MOAB.... 23 kills+2 assists=24 kills=MOAB...

[KleveeenRAAM]

@rlol1234 maybe he didnt have hardline pro?

[TheKillaKing2020]

I FEEL bad for the gameplay

[bluedude265]

I was eating when I was watching this I almost barfed

[rakoendoe]

bought mw3 yesterday then i noticed the next day i wasn't 18

[WorldofDubst3p]

Lolitsthad wannabe

[alexpennie]

Stop changing your voice to sound cool

[beatmaxify]

your voice is annoying

[cardinalbeast24]

Hilarious bro

[AlphaCoD115]

How can taking a crap seem delightful... wtf

[K3NNY35]

look at the score 69 kills - 11 kills XD

[snailzillascreator]

I'm Indian, so I don't use toilet paper. Mug + left hand.

[xEyeLikePie]

@snailzillascreator good to know

[Indianassasin007]

@snailzillascreator yes me 2

[iZaZevia]

why couldn't he just ask his parents to get the fucking toilet paper?

[NorthernEntrtainmnt]

@iZaZevia Then this amazing commentary would not exist

[dimaskter1995]

why didnt you just call or text one of your parents to bring it? i do it all the time ha

[rawr1337XD]

@dimaskter1995 u always bring ur phone to the toilet 0.o

[GunnerProductions20]

happened to me but I deserved it because I was using the Type 95...

[TeamXxReBirthxX]

I HAVE DONE THE FUCKING SAME LOLOLOL

[AirBornnHD]

Lmfao that sucks ! Happened to me last week :/

[lucastwix]

must have been a pretty shitty situation

[TubbiestPieMan]

thats the pussy way to ragequit

[FatNinjaTurtlePSN]

You should of had the MOAB, cuz you had 23 kills and 2 assists, and you had hardline pro?

[wowmageownz247]

@FatNinjaTurtlePSN Perhaps the 1 kill from the 2 assists were part of the 23 kills already

[codybadboy5]

i had a moab i called it in and the game ended so i broke my xbox360 because i hate xbox i went back onto my ps3 an got a moab and called it in and got kills

[dontshoottheyeti]

@codybadboy5 The xbox had no control over the game ending before your moab came in. You have anger problems if you really broke your xbox over that. Thats just stupid.

[HDFaTaLiTYx]

@codybadboy5 which means your a fag

[RedCaps12321]

@codybadboy5 that story makes you sound completely retarded.

[ReidsRants]

These life stories have been pretty "shitty" in recent history ;)

[iBuckFutt]

You could not fathom how much I fucking hate your voice.

[thebeachlivezhere]

by far my favorite CodOps commentator! :)

[adriaan599]

XBOX!!

[silentfart1221]

Boobs

[Disics]

ah just got my breakfast ready to watch this vid when AAHH hes talking about shitting

[trdonaldson666]

@Disics breakfast where the fuck do u live its 915

[Fooize]

@trdonaldson666

maybe there are such things as different timezones? you idiot?

[trdonaldson666]

@Fooize i know there is different time zones i passed school it just im gettin ready for bed and some ppl r just wakin up its crazy

[Disics]

@trdonaldson666 Australia haha

[trdonaldson666]

@Disics wow alright.. cool



[hockeyplayer3510]

@Disics where do u live where your eating breakfast? not trying to be creepy but what time zone. Cause eastern coast time its about 10 pm...

[Disics]

@hockeyplayer3510 well in australia its summer holidays so i sleep in alot and where i am its actually 2 in the afternoon and yes i was eating breakfast :)

[020701304]

@hockeyplayer3510 3 in the morning over here negaaaa

[iFragz1]

@hockeyplayer3510 he lives in australia... i creeped

[6em6ir6]

You failed to get an MOAB against nothing but christmas noobs.

[denhamherft]

But you had 23 kills, and 2 assists? Shouldn't that count as a kill?

[x0Isen]

U r funny as SHIT :D

[AznKhmyboy]

It's squidward!

[JustinXpx2]

why didn't you ask your parents to get it for you? lmao

[jamalthabeava]

I was killed one away from a MOAB by a helicopter and I had the specialist bonus so I was so pissed.

[iDarthPwnU]

Oh cool u were first, So u think u should get a cookie? WRONG.

[Verbal1771]

First

[CheetahAndOtter]

@Verbal1771 Too late, bro nobody cares

[MADMidget112]

god u sound like fucking squidward

[MrCinemin]

@MADMidget112 yes he does

[MikuFlandreKonata]

I hate messy Craps, where you keep wiping, and wiping, and there is just more crap.

[DisTro590]

ur the man CodOps247

[GetOwnedBrah]

wait...this Is 2bucks right?

[HumblePlatypus1]

@GetOwnedBrah no...

[hDavidshon]

@GetOwnedBrah nope, it's Josh

[andeleputo89]

69th !

[J6Snipe]

it was so painful you have to take drugs

[TheShotgunfun101]

Not a single....fucking...valid comment.

[iizdat1n00b]

4th



[nobunagaluke]

second



[jacobpro1234]

ive got to take a poop right now.... i hope theres toilit paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jacobpro1234]

first!