Mad Microsoft Sam

[exoticcar5482]

it sucks how Sam is not capable of being deleted

[SonicJoshua24]

I use you. you are the voice in one of my sonic movies as the character E105. and you are in my sonic adventure dx hack. and in you are in my programs that I have made but never knew how to put those programs on the Internet. an I use you in Zoomtext 9.1. I like you better the the new voice. since I have a eye condition were part of my iris did not fully develop when I was born. When I use you, you have a great propose. By Sonicjoshua24.

[Gdayguy36]

Hey, shut the fuck up Sam. I will have my way with you and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!

[RayPivot]

he said it's not funny bitch when i started laughing.

[DaewonsongRave]

LOL!!!

[ImSpidey2]

I will shut those guys up who say: "DO NOT READ THIS!". They're just retarded! I'll do it, for the good of YouTube! I AM 1337! I AM UBER!! I AM AWESOME!!!

[rusty967]

@ImSpidey2 Your A Fag. Don't read this if you don't want to be insulted, oh no wait you already have you retard.

[ImSpidey2]

@rusty967 Who cares? I'm outta here. *walks away*

[ImSpidey2]

@ImSpidey2 If I see any random YouTube comments that people made for some weird reason, I WILL flag the comments for spam.

[rusty967]

@ImSpidey2 I respect you for that ^o^

[100microsoftsam]

use your ak47 and kill people

[caspergoober]

you can by a gun and kill people microsoft sam you are awesome

[RoShAnOWNEDyou]

Say this : MY ROFLCOPTER GOSE SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI HAHAHAHAHA RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE. LOLOLOLOLOOL I RAPED WINDOWS VISTAA

[TheXxxprotogirlxxx]

:( poor sam he is emo :P

[ferro764]

if u think microsoft sam should just shut up and say what WE tell him to say, THUMBS UP

[ajtheown]

i want to diiieee... diiieee... lol!

[XGamerMadGirlX]

LOL this is funny as

[solow1991]

hahahaahaha ahw :( this is so sad :P

[gunut4]

Lol, "I can't even kill myself right".

[ScatmanLegacy]

srry my bro typed that

[bluebird1494]

lmao (4th in a row! XD)

[capefear56]

lmao

[crazysoccerman14]

lmao

[rachelrandomxx]

lmao

[cooldit1]

Its for mute people, not blind people.

[bk123cartoons]

buscit head?....o_0.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA He calls ppl A B**** then a buscuit head LOL

[MisterVidicus]

Why WOULD a old person use a computer?

[fireguy1919]

microsoft sam is the soul of every windows 2000/xp computer

[ImSpidey2]

LOL

[JuNTaBiOs]

hawking?

[Azladsik]

O no! thats not hard to do, man!

[Gunchester32]

hahahahhhh this is madd

[Shadowmaster005]

lolololololololololololololol

[ImSpidey2]

You kn0w what? I'LL DESTROY THOSE N00BZ WH0 P0STED & M4DE THOSE STUPID DO NOT READ THIS CO33ENTS!!!

[meowlopperdoodle]

STFU U U/\/ 1337 /\/008!

[meowlopperdoodle]

y0|_| $t!11 @r3 /\/0t 1337

[zachhalojunkie]

no he r EMO!

[xXxmidgexXx]

cfomputer explosion

[sammydenyc]

Nobody uses you?

You're all over Youtube!!!!!

[jun1or777]

lol

[bhgameman]

the reason we messaround with him is because thers not much else we can do with him

[aMAUSER98k]

hes like marvin in hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. lol

he sould look at microsoft anna and vista

it will make him feel good about himself

[hxcupcake08]

im 16 and i fuck around with microsoft sam

[Kittycatnya12367]

me too lmao

[NoobHero000]

lol!

fucking biscuit head!

[GameTownTV]

i agree

[tithead98]

L  O FUCKING L

[CelticFlame23]

Emo Sam!

[SpamNapkin]

I HATE THIS. I HATE YOU.

[teckwerks]

You think this is funny?

Bitch.

Fucking biscuit head.

[holyhandgrenade999]

Shut the hell up and keep saying all the stupid things I tell you to!

[EnsignSmith]

He should feel privileged

[cezayo]

cooooooolllllll

[ochs42]

sam is emo

[monkey152344]

LOLZ MICROSOFT SAM D8

[TheRealMegasztar]

just delete me I want to die. => LOL

[Valegod]

if you guys like microsoft sam being teased and rapping check out my channel i have videos of microsoft sam!!!!!

[Cathodeon]

Lol.

[rjohnston96]

acualoy i'm 12 and fuck around will microsoft sam

[firewurker]

i use you cause your voice is funny! lol XD

[hugodacosta]

"I cant't even kill myself right"

[michaelG07]

Poor Microsoft Sam

[Vorkosky]

jihad sam L:D lol

[CAD167]

"...fuck around with me. It's not fucking fair."

ROFL

[MatosandFrancisProd]

Suicide Sam

[IIAdolescentII]

just delete me I want to die. Lmao

[urfacescaresme]

lol at the end

[jpollorena]

lol!

[Steelie2006]

lol :D

[TrixTime]

It's pretty simple to get that voice:

-Go to your 'Start' panel on your PC

-Click 'Control Panel'

-Go to the 'Sound, Speech, and Audio Devices' page

-Click 'Speech'

-Once that window shows up, click 'Text To Speech'

-Choose the 'Microsoft Sam' PC voice

-Type in the text you'd like to hear your PC say

-Click the 'Preview Voice' button

-Enjoy!

[CoolDudeClem]

Reminds me of Marvin form The Hitch Hikers's Guide to The Galaxy!

[Steelie2006]

lol the depressed robot

[MBfilmer]

i have microsoft sam version 2!!!

i will make video soon!!

[EnsignSmith]

wtf?

[shotdownangel]

where can i download this from

[RcAntax]

If you have a PC you already got it

[megamanzero122]

how did you know im 9 and i screw around with

[DFMaster99]

im 9 too, and i screw around!!!

[rtwchronicals]

awesome

[NamishuHatake]

He can't kill himself xD

5 start m8 this movie pwns

[stephen45670]

i feel bad now lol.

[tvfan777]

rofl poor guy...

[dragondog1234]

Rofl

[aremie92]

IT ISSS TRUE

[p3l1k44n1]

bitch

[clanaphy]

MASTER CHIEF XD

[DozerfleetProd]

Now I think I'll do a soap opera where Mike and Mary try to steal Sam's spotlight.

[clanaphy]

i think thats done in arby n th chief

[popstarfromhel]

i want to diiieee diiiieee

[DigitalParalyzer]

sad face 4 sam

[seanoue]

I always use Microsoft Sam.

[SuperMetroidMedia]

How do I get MIcrosoft Sam?

[rootbrian]

If you got windows XP/Vista, it's in the control panel. Double click the speech icon.

If you got windows 95, 98, 2000, google up ReadPlease2003 or NCH SwiftSound Verbose, install them and start making him talk shit:P

[darladark]

Aw.

Poor Sam.

I use him...sometimes...

[NapalmXD]

you think this is funny BITCH?

[ILikeCowPattys]

hahahahahah

[kaseyplusbilliejoear]

they are beating the bad words in him! lol that's fun!!

[salmarrr]

u think this is funny,...bitch. XD

[dialF4flipit]

LOL! I never get tired of that

[crumb963]

Lol, i use him when im bored. And im nine

[wugglestehgnome]

rofflemow

[dialF4flipit]

ROFL

[hmoobsoldier95]

hahahaha funny keep going

[digeiSemtex]

hilarious

[kg21mack]

lmfao

[ZeroJinKui]

apparently you get points for using the word emo.. lemme try.. EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO! that should get me 50 thumbs up.

[jtsk8er12]

rofl amazing

[LifeCanSux]

DAT FUNNY LOL LOVE IT MAKE MORE

[NeoTStyle]

I want to diiiiiiieeeeeeeeee diiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!! XD

[Foolfyer]

why are we listening to you sam??

because we looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oove you!!

[imadey0utube]

you have selcted emosoft sam as the computers default voice

[TechDylanVideoz]

it was ok i guess

[Sasukethehedgehog]

;p;

[kovacsgaga]

poor humour

[MASTERLINKX1]

emo microsoft sam lol

[Hillflipper]

brilliant xD

[CrazedGorillazFan]

"I can't even kill myself right" xD

[maryzilla1337]

hahahahahahhahaahAHHAHAHA!!

[samyb1234]

"I want to die."

lol.

[pojnx]

lmfao emo sam lol !

[iLuvCDN]

Lol I love Alex on mac leopard. But microsof sam's voice is a classic =D

[jayive34]

i am 15 and i fuck around whit MS

[sc20k100]

lol when he says shit it sounds like slit!

[SonicLuigi000]

I am 7 and that is what I do!

[MystressDark13]

Poor emo Microsoft Sam.

XD

[boogieman221thx]

lawl

[pivotDK]

9years olds have nothing to do just to **** around with me. its not *****ing fun..

Lol

[MjPSP2k8]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!! 5 *z !!!

[EnsignSmith]

WOW Kingofthemafia, You are a dumbass, I made this video myself. Why dont you do some research you dick sweat.

[theMarchingman216]

Very funny! ROFL!

[charcharsaysrawr]

i want to die die die hahhhaa

[fearthespear2]

Lmfao, This is hilarious. "HOW MANY OLD AND BLIND PEOPLE USE COMPUTERS ANYWAY."

HAHAHA

[adamtheamazing60]

i use u to make funny comments like this.lololololol

[redrangerUYA]

lol the wait for 9 year olds to fuck with me part is true

[benzoe590]

what I did with my Microsoft sam is this:copied his exe file on to a video,my first.uploded the video on to you tube.and every once and a while if your lucky you will see a small stick figure walking around the home page of youtube(he might even talk to you!).

[NTComputer86]

lololol, i have microsoft Anna, but no one can replace microsoft sam

[modchipv12]

lol

But yeah, for those who don't know, press Winkey (between Ctrl and Alt) and U at the same time. The Microsoft Narrator will come up, which is actually what MS Sam is meant for.

But lol, 9 year olds fucking around with you and old blind people using you. xD

[throwxnade]

omg that was so funny, and yes, entertainment is what sam does best!

[augmentedheart]

I'm pretty sure that's the purpose of Microsoft Sam now.

[shadowangel111]

Sam don't you realize? Your purpose is to entertain :D

[bgp2005]

Hahahaha

[xcbeckx]

lmao

[clj7]

NO SAM, PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF. I use you all the time to see how words are pronounced! Don't worry Sam, you're encrypted into a computer for a reason =D

[screamyourheartout14]

lmao aww

[AndyDS14]

Poor Sam...

[fenderchick2010]

lol

[mrmedo30]

Funny as hell. I guess sam can help people who can't talk anyway.

[random94man]

loooool

[sqweepigg]

LMFAO!!!!!!! DIE. DIE.

[mattluvinjade2k7]

lmao i was cryin i was laffin tht hard

[boredjoey]

how u record this???

[priorpru]

lol and lol i laughed my but off!

[steam13]

WHEN HE SAYS BITCH LOOOOOL

[megamanfan3]

lol! The only thing you can do is format your hard drive that contains Windows XP.

[XxkilladudexX]

lmfao!

[AFireInside013]

poor sam :'(