There is a breed of STAR WARS fan who can say...today I got past part 7. Yes I fucking did, and by damn it I will survive till the end of the others to come. My faith shall not be shaken! Believe in the Power of the Jedi! I...am slowly perishing. Please my follow veterans of the Clone Wars, let us rally together ONE LAST TIME!
it's ok i guess no wait i'm slowing being mindfucked while being skullfucked while being assfucked while sucking on big bob's dick while riding a donkey that smells like the inside of chewbacca's ass while stabbing myself repeatedly with a bowie knife, god please killl me now!!!
Okay, pretty sure that Leia and Malla never met each other. They all seem way too close for the few months between episode 4 and 5 to have been that significant.
Mickey Morton, the man (that's right, it's a man, not a woman) who plays Malla, also played in the "Star Trek: OS" episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion."
Patty Maloney, the woman (that's right, it's a woman, not a little kid) who plays Lumpy, also played Twiki in "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century." She also had roles in "The Ice Pirates" and "Star Trek: Voyager: 'The Thaw.'"
Both Patty and Paul Gale ("Itchy") had small roles in the 1978 animated "Lord of the Rings" movie.
curious.....Leia is supposed to be the most educated given her position, yet she needs 3PO to translate Wookiee for her while earlier Luke the hick was able to understand them perfectly.
Leia is a stone cold bitch in this. "Mala it's so good to see you." translation "I hate you more every time I see you." And then "I don't want to tie up the channel so could you send Han Solo or Chewbacca to the screen please." translation "I ain't got no time to waste on this fugly whore."
@coryphoenix808 I started after the NGE since I didnt get a good enough computer til then so I liked it, dont know how it was before. I dont play anymore since my friends stopped...gonna play TOR when it comes out tho, been waiting for a good Star Wars MMO
Fisher's career would have done better had she done a porn movie rather than this. Wishful thinking I suppose. I'd love to see her in some hardcore porn. At least before the drug lifestyle wrecked her body.
Am I to believe they walked around the entire planet by landing on the north side? Lotta walking.
at least this part has a little drama with the stormtrooper searching the house. much better than that cooking show.
I'm not sure how to rate these. I love that it's available to watch, but it's as painful as many of these 'specials' were. Maybe more so since it's based on something I really like.
I too am moaning like a wookiee. This is awful!
Award80 3 days ago
@batmous lol I was thinking the same thing
BasqueNYC 1 week ago
3:03 Hey "Dolly" is on Saturday at 7 can't wait
BasqueNYC 1 week ago
@BasqueNYC I'd rather watch that than the rest of this...
niseag03 4 days ago
Jeez this is hard to keep goin like when I saw it the first time I'm thinking of gettin my eyes sewn shut
BasqueNYC 1 week ago
I feel like I'm gonna puke any minute, but I gotta keep watching for some sick, masochistic reason...
MikeDracoman 3 weeks ago 2
I can't take the growling
NINJAX2X2X 1 month ago
3:07 if you've played MB2 on jka you'll know that 3 troopers and a commander aren't gonna do shit against one wookiee.
Gir3222 2 months ago
you know...chewie in 240p makes him look the colour of diaharea....just saying
zorokism 2 months ago
Carrie Fisher, no bra,,, kind of makes up for the rest of the clip.
dangraphic 2 months ago
i still hope one of these parts is actually worse than the prequels
PainSurgeon 2 months ago
There is a breed of STAR WARS fan who can say...today I got past part 7. Yes I fucking did, and by damn it I will survive till the end of the others to come. My faith shall not be shaken! Believe in the Power of the Jedi! I...am slowly perishing. Please my follow veterans of the Clone Wars, let us rally together ONE LAST TIME!
ThePalaeontologist 3 months ago 5
@ThePalaeontologist
I'm trying to hold on until the very end. v__v The sprit is willing, but the flesh is getting weak...
Serena2009ification 3 weeks ago
Dolly saturday at 7 LOL
TheRealRussG 3 months ago
Carrie fisher... she was in a few Family guy episodes... she played peter`s boss and she was in the final family guy star wars parody
bradyfitzy 3 months ago
3:17..."Ve hear you've been hiding Jewish Evoks"
--from the hilarious Nostalgia Critic review
batmous 3 months ago
the actors looking really chubby after ep 4...lol...they got rich
theachtungtree 4 months ago
When they were landing it looked exatcly as Yavin on a New Hope
mkfan268 4 months ago
now i know why she started drinking
123Nikodemus 4 months ago
I tried watching this with transcribe audio on.......... it made it worse and awesome at the same time.
X55 4 months ago
well... that sure was a shitty blockade
richwhyteguy92 4 months ago
I have the power to stop watching this
I have the power to stop watching this!
I HAVE THE POWER TO STOP WATCHING THIS!!
wiseidiot5763 4 months ago
I prefer this than Episode I
bernipon 5 months ago
The Imperial forces are going to steal Christmas! Nooooo!
JoJoTheModern 5 months ago
"Officer maybe I can help, you see I'm the other wookie but I have a bit of a hair loss problem."
Reoh0z 5 months ago
That man is protecting wookies? i thought wookies could rip a mans arms off, so much for that.
dsspark 5 months ago
I can't wait for satuday at 7
MyD420 5 months ago 2
Am I a tough SW fan as I am capable of watching the entire Special without any anger/despair issues?
DarthRushy 6 months ago
My mental stamina is very low right now, but I think I have just enough to make it....
cbknorr 6 months ago
Why didnt they install a peep hole to see whose at the door!! Stupid Wookie familys, bet they dont have a smoke alarm either!
mytube01707 6 months ago 2
I dont know what a Wookie-ookie is....But I want one
Nides2000 6 months ago
look guys to tell the truth this is so bad im starting to like it
themrelephant123 7 months ago
the wookie growls are giving me a headache, i give up.
kawaiitoboe 7 months ago
the only semi decent parts are the han and chewy parts
Bton1233 7 months ago
Imperial Gaurd: Sooo.. You thought you would get away filming this terrible movie without us knowing?
pleaseoceancloud 7 months ago 2
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it's ok i guess no wait i'm slowing being mindfucked while being skullfucked while being assfucked while sucking on big bob's dick while riding a donkey that smells like the inside of chewbacca's ass while stabbing myself repeatedly with a bowie knife, god please killl me now!!!
ninjaraiden100 8 months ago
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ninjaraiden100 8 months ago
Is Leia actually using an adding machine?!
mojoagogo 8 months ago
I can literally feel my soul dying while watching this.
CaptainCornkernel 8 months ago
2:09 Yeah, I feel the same way about Youtube now, too, thanks for posting this piece of shite.
belowthepovertyline 8 months ago
I was wrong part 1-3 arnt the worst scripts out of the imagination of Lucas
seonidh 8 months ago
WOW! Cant belive I survived it up to part 7!
Fjodin 8 months ago
You know, after watching this, I'm starting think maybe the Star Wars movie aren't that good after all.
TheIntruders 8 months ago
no point this has
Fast10Eddie 9 months ago
they mustve gotten paid a lot a lot a lot of money to humiliate themselves like this har.
deneco4 9 months ago
Never mind Death Star Canteen - here's Princess Leia on Reception the Yavin Accounts Receivable Office.
krakenwave 9 months ago
Why is ben franklin there???
AddAsFriend2011 10 months ago
Yes! a stormtrooper! were making progress...
AddAsFriend2011 10 months ago
*sobs*
Atlanas 10 months ago
brain... getting raped.
cometcrasher 10 months ago 2
if you've made it this far, to part vii, the you know this is still better than episode 1.
advancedpillow 10 months ago
I seriously cried watching this. It was like watching a childhood friend get raped in the ass,
Random1567 11 months ago 25
south park did an episode where George Lucas raped storm troopers, well seems they were right.
ole78aol 2 months ago
@Random1567 i love the southpark reference
MrRocks19 2 months ago
Yes Han you have let me down.With this abomination of a special.
DarthAzmul 11 months ago
And this is crack heads are born
350ZDANIEL 11 months ago
Leia is obviously stoned out of her mind. Why else would she have been in this 'movie'?
carlconrad1 11 months ago
That Lucas is tricky! Subliminally advertising for Dolly Parton like that!
Beez5150 11 months ago
chewbacca wants a chewy bar
fiddle981 1 year ago
:(
Battledroidlover 1 year ago
Okay, pretty sure that Leia and Malla never met each other. They all seem way too close for the few months between episode 4 and 5 to have been that significant.
Nhoxus 1 year ago
Why can`t I turn away/ WHY!?
Plumavision 1 year ago
i keep trying to convince myself not to watch the next segment, but it isnt working.
johnideadstar 1 year ago 3
2:01
sloanmidwestXTC 1 year ago
Many brain cells died to bring us this desecration.
PresidentZod 1 year ago
Trivia:
Mickey Morton, the man (that's right, it's a man, not a woman) who plays Malla, also played in the "Star Trek: OS" episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion."
Patty Maloney, the woman (that's right, it's a woman, not a little kid) who plays Lumpy, also played Twiki in "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century." She also had roles in "The Ice Pirates" and "Star Trek: Voyager: 'The Thaw.'"
Both Patty and Paul Gale ("Itchy") had small roles in the 1978 animated "Lord of the Rings" movie.
gspendlove 1 year ago
Id rather watch Dolly Saturday at 7 than this tripe.....
Brooklynmario 1 year ago 2
curious.....Leia is supposed to be the most educated given her position, yet she needs 3PO to translate Wookiee for her while earlier Luke the hick was able to understand them perfectly.
Hydrocram 1 year ago 4
God even in the Christmas special 3PO's a bitch.
TheEDandGEORGE 1 year ago
Rofl this is the best thing EVER
CASPhenom 1 year ago
I was having a great life day until this came on
itsgranite 1 year ago 4
i wonder how lotr holiday special would be :D gimlis family LOL
sumerates 1 year ago 4
I would rather watch Dolly Saturday at 7.
bull068 1 year ago
the number of views just keeps dropping. I will survive to the end!!
weedrd 1 year ago 31
Ugh, and I thought Episode I the Phantom Menace was horrible, the acting in that makes me want to watch it over this any day.
GetRealGoneCARS 1 year ago
The worlds first fan film
Gigan1960s 1 year ago
Dolly saturday at 7!
Be theeere!
Kyross 1 year ago
@Kyross I loved that part! Its my favorite scene so far. It'll be hard to top that.
kagura1331 1 year ago
FINALLY SOME PRINCESS F*CKING LEIAH!
only reason i waste my time skipping through this pile of bullshit is to see some stoned outa her mind princess leiah
Drarack 1 year ago
I cannot take this anymore! I submit! I surrender! Please, for the love of everything that is holy, kill me now!
I thought I could finish it, *cough* *wheeze* Tell my wife... hello...
StreiBullet 1 year ago
like I said on part l, the cast must have been so embarrased when this aired.
iKAY1i 1 year ago
Maybe if they offer to let the Imperial officer use their porn chair he'll be more agreeable.
randomjunk1977 1 year ago 4
Carrie said she was so tripped on blow she doesn't even remember doing this ... I think I found the only reason to use coke.
klmom9405 1 year ago
Even though its hard too watch I still enjoy the scenes with Han and Chewy.
belathon 1 year ago
LOL! 'Dolly, Saturday at 7"
uilliu 1 year ago 5
Leia is a stone cold bitch in this. "Mala it's so good to see you." translation "I hate you more every time I see you." And then "I don't want to tie up the channel so could you send Han Solo or Chewbacca to the screen please." translation "I ain't got no time to waste on this fugly whore."
TKDLION 1 year ago
It's like episode 1 all over again!
ClydesRevenge 1 year ago
Why is everyone so mean to C-3PO? He is just trying to help and do his job!
MagicNightStar 1 year ago
Leia is so coked up in this!
RotoPlasmX 1 year ago
Thank god no more wookiee porn it scares me!
AnakinJediKnight62 1 year ago 3
c-3PO sounds young
CaptainUfa 1 year ago
Dolly, Saturday at 7....
Follower0fKane 1 year ago 2
phew.. i thought the trader could be a traitor.. but he's more like a goof lieing to empire scum
LDtheBrachio 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS LIFE DAY?!!!
HarryPotter87 1 year ago 3
@HarryPotter87 I think it's suppose to be like Christmas.
pedrosbikeiscool 1 year ago
@pedrosbikeiscool actualy thanksgiving thats when it aired in the us
BrickBoy412 1 year ago
@BrickBoy412 it aired on thanksgiving? I bet everyone who saw this had NOTHING to be thanful for afterwards....
iKAY1i 1 year ago 4
wookiee-ookiees.....
daveehl1034 1 year ago
OMG MAY THE MADNESS STOP ALREADY!!!!!!
charliesheenisgod 1 year ago
All this thing did good was add all the Life Day content for Star Wars Galaxies.
jediboomboom 1 year ago
@jediboomboom People still play that game? I stopped playing once the NGE hit.
coryphoenix808 1 year ago
@coryphoenix808 I started after the NGE since I didnt get a good enough computer til then so I liked it, dont know how it was before. I dont play anymore since my friends stopped...gonna play TOR when it comes out tho, been waiting for a good Star Wars MMO
jediboomboom 1 year ago
Wow leia didnt change clothes for an entire year
Dufase19089 1 year ago
Happy life day
buckfushes 2 years ago
Fisher's career would have done better had she done a porn movie rather than this. Wishful thinking I suppose. I'd love to see her in some hardcore porn. At least before the drug lifestyle wrecked her body.
Am I to believe they walked around the entire planet by landing on the north side? Lotta walking.
at least this part has a little drama with the stormtrooper searching the house. much better than that cooking show.
ficken3 2 years ago
dolly saturday at 7. sweet!!!
YYZ993 2 years ago
Seeing how I grew up with Star Wars, and after watching this, I died inside.
UACmarine2O8 2 years ago 51
I'm not sure how to rate these. I love that it's available to watch, but it's as painful as many of these 'specials' were. Maybe more so since it's based on something I really like.
rcevey2 2 years ago 21
what is this!!
God nooooo worse then the 3 new films lucas made!!!
Metalgear55 2 years ago
stop sayin the same shit faggot
ElWeyChingon 2 years ago
this is like crap, you like eating toyota shit...
:(((((( god its sad:(((
Nooooo
Metalgear55 2 years ago
awesome dolly at 7:00
Flamesofame 2 years ago
this is the worst piece of shit filmaking ever. and i work for a tv station!!
murrow54 2 years ago