"...and when we walked through the doors we saw...Pres Clinton. We were shocked...because we thought he was going to rape us like he tried to do to SO MANY other women before he was President. He was holding two blue dresses and he said he wanted to film a sequel to his favorite home video starring Monica Lewinsky. He wanted to call it "I Come to Stain on You Asian Hotties!"
Of course Bill Clinton went to rescue those girls! He thought he was going to get two pieces of Asian ass! Notice he did not go back to Pyongyang to rescue the other fool who crossed the border, Mr. Gomes? Clinton is a sleazy straight man, not a queer. I'll bet Euna and Laura thought they were going to be violated with cigars when they saw Prez Clinton, which would have been worse torture than what Kim Jong-Il's pervert interrogators were doing to them with Chinese-made dildos.
Only a liberal like this stupid naive cunt could stand in the presence of Bill and Hilary Clinton, the masters of sleaze and chicanery, and not want to run away for fear of catching venereal disease or being sexually assaulted by him or fleeced out of money by her. Sure, I'd be grateful to be released, but I would sit as far away from Pervy Bill as I could. I wouldn't want him to stain my clothes like he did Monica's cheap blue dress.
Wonder if old Bill will fly to Washington to secure the relase of Sami al-Haji - a reported accredited to Al Jazeera kidnapped by the US in 2001 and held without trial since?
Bill clinton is the shittt 8) haha obama begged clintin like a lil bizznitch to go save the two ladies nd he raised up his pimp hand n back handed obama and went to save the day 8)
bill clinton he met with the murder man Kim Jong Il , thats sick ,i say fuck them U.S. journalists they didnt need to be there, bill went there got many boko blow jobs.....
All I hear from republicans:Liberal media! squak squak Bill Ayers! squak squak Birth certificate! squak squak Socialism! squak squak Obama's Waterloo! squak squak I had an affair! squak squak Obama's a racist! squak squak No No No! squack squak I like torture, guns and Jesus! squak squak The surge worked! squak squak The stimulis faild! squak squak Palin is smart, really she is I swear! squak squak Rush told me to! squak squak He said 57 states so he's as dumb as Bush! squak squak
"...and when we walked through the doors we saw...Pres Clinton. We were shocked...because we thought he was going to rape us like he tried to do to SO MANY other women before he was President. He was holding two blue dresses and he said he wanted to film a sequel to his favorite home video starring Monica Lewinsky. He wanted to call it "I Come to Stain on You Asian Hotties!"
ilovesheenaeaston 1 year ago
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Of course Bill Clinton went to rescue those girls! He thought he was going to get two pieces of Asian ass! Notice he did not go back to Pyongyang to rescue the other fool who crossed the border, Mr. Gomes? Clinton is a sleazy straight man, not a queer. I'll bet Euna and Laura thought they were going to be violated with cigars when they saw Prez Clinton, which would have been worse torture than what Kim Jong-Il's pervert interrogators were doing to them with Chinese-made dildos.
ilovesheenaeaston 1 year ago
Only a liberal like this stupid naive cunt could stand in the presence of Bill and Hilary Clinton, the masters of sleaze and chicanery, and not want to run away for fear of catching venereal disease or being sexually assaulted by him or fleeced out of money by her. Sure, I'd be grateful to be released, but I would sit as far away from Pervy Bill as I could. I wouldn't want him to stain my clothes like he did Monica's cheap blue dress.
ilovesheenaeaston 1 year ago
@ilovesheenaeaston You're trying way too hard.
AnarchyAo2 4 months ago
Wonder if old Bill will fly to Washington to secure the relase of Sami al-Haji - a reported accredited to Al Jazeera kidnapped by the US in 2001 and held without trial since?
BronzedKiwiANZAC 2 years ago
Bill clinton is the shittt 8) haha obama begged clintin like a lil bizznitch to go save the two ladies nd he raised up his pimp hand n back handed obama and went to save the day 8)
Drezey818 2 years ago
looks at these news people reading off telepromptor like they know shit.......
gasdorf 2 years ago
bill clinton he met with the murder man Kim Jong Il , thats sick ,i say fuck them U.S. journalists they didnt need to be there, bill went there got many boko blow jobs.....
gasdorf 2 years ago
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All I hear from republicans:Liberal media! squak squak Bill Ayers! squak squak Birth certificate! squak squak Socialism! squak squak Obama's Waterloo! squak squak I had an affair! squak squak Obama's a racist! squak squak No No No! squack squak I like torture, guns and Jesus! squak squak The surge worked! squak squak The stimulis faild! squak squak Palin is smart, really she is I swear! squak squak Rush told me to! squak squak He said 57 states so he's as dumb as Bush! squak squak
IndiMusicLover 2 years ago
bill clinton is a fucken g,he dont playy no games!
Hauiee123 2 years ago 3
Bill Clinton is a hero, wish he could run again for Pres
SereneandPeaceful 2 years ago 7
bill still got it.bill clinton brought some bitches in north korea as a present for kim jong il.you can tell by the smile of kim.
analorangehead 2 years ago