The top 10 funniest jokes ever

[oshamarine]

I don't know why I watched this................

[MrFlyboy218]

I think this person doesnt like blonde but HEY IDK WINK WINK

[KAM32296]

I have nothing against blonde jokes nor anything against blondes, because I am friends with several blondes of decent intelligence, but I must say some are amusing (jokes) I guess they have to find someone to portray the "dummy" in the jokes...

[rpae123]

What the shit is wrong with blondes

[Runescure]

OK im confused, when i am supposed to laugh?

[KAM32296]

A Blonde walks into the Emergency Room with a bloody hand. The doctor asks, "what happened?"

"Well", replied the blonde, "I was gonna kill myself, so I put a gun to my ear..."

"How'd your hand get bloody?"

"Right before I pulled the trigger, I remembered it would make a loud noise, so I covered up my other ear with my hand!"

[roblox017]

read the second then the first

[roblox017]

laughing and he says my grandma farted and the house blew up lol

[roblox017]

Theres a chef a pianist and a bomber on a cargo plane they have to much weiht so the chef throws off a fork and knife,the pianist throws a piano and the bomber throws the bomb when they land they find a kid crying they ask y are you crying he says my mom just finished the roof and a piano fell through it and they continue through town then theres another kid crying they ask y r u crying and he says my brother was watching dora and a knif killed him then theres a kid laughing they ask y r u

[Blackandblubeauties]

Um, i quite think that this is offensive :S

[amazinganna2012]

so offencive to blonds....funny though!!!

[hosies99]

im not a good joke maker so i cant post a joke, that you woul like compared to some off urs

[hosies99]

hey i like the blonde jokes, but u spelled neighbor wrong... its ok everybody makes mistakes:)

[hamptondc]

im guessing all of the people who are offended by the blond jokes are all blond

[M3G4C0NN3R]

your moma so old when indiana jones went into a cave he found paintings of her

[tadhen1]

man these are all blond jokes u are not funny! if ypubthink these jokes are funny you should be shot with a ball of your own shit !

[lfc4life123cpcp]

I bet the 330 ppl that disliked this were blondes......

[WitchdoctaDNB]

Why was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn.

[chanceyourluck]

U must hate blondes...

[chris87522]

Only joke 1 made me laugh

[DarkDragonflight1453]

Joke 1, joke 2, joke 5, and joke 8 are fukin hilarious!

[caticia1]

these jokes bore me to hell

[foxesarecooltoo]

A daughter walks up to her mom and asks, "mom, why'd you name me rose?" and the mother said, "because when you were born a rose fell on your head." the other daughter cam up and asked, "why'd you name me daisy?" the mom said, "because when you were born a daisy fell on your head" the third daughter came up and said, "asgjkyvubkfggj" and the mom said, " SHUT UP REFRIGERATOR!!!"

[yourmomandmymomlove]

You can't even spell neighbor right -__-

[1ProJecTHD]

Why did Lamar give kobe a dollar? cause lamar odem

[Morgan4evaCP]

I dont get number 5....

[AndrewZaidan]

HAHA "potatoes" good one

[rawr33ful]

there is a bear and a rabbit.the bear asks the rabbit "hey mister rabbit,when u shit does it get stuck in ur fur?" the rabbit says "no".then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

[b0konon]

An airplane is experiencing sever tubulence and the passengers think it might crash. A woman on the plane goes into hysterics saying, "I'll die without ever knowing what it means to be a woman!" A very handsome man overhears and immediately stands up. "Hey!" he calls, "You want to feel like a woman?" Sobbing, the woman can only nod. The man tears opens his shirt revealing rippling muscles and he walks toward her, then, he hands her his shirt, says, "Clean this and make me a sandwich!"

[metertorato]

This guy must really hate blondesXD

[Rugbycarter666]

I gt that app they are shite

[Slaky101]

these are all jokes from blonde jokes app on the ipod/iphone xD and there all shit

[XDeadXPsycho]

chuck norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people,then the grenade exploded.

[kafiyo100]

not even funny

[cashJOHNNYcash17]

Continuation:

Man: What is it now???

Women: i'm 40years old and never been fucked before

Man picks her up, throws her into water and yells out "YOUR FUCKED NOW"

[cashJOHNNYcash17]

A man walking on a path which over looks the water sees a Amputated Women sitting in her wheel chair crying.

Man: Whats wrong ?

Women: I'm a 40years old and I've never been kissed by a guy before

Man kisses her then starts to walk away, but hears her crying again.

Man: Whats wrong now?

Women: I'm a 40years old and I've never been held passionately before

Man holds her passionately then starts to walk away, hears women crying

Man: What is it now???

[hkchoi456]

Q: Why did the blonde die raking leaves?

A: Because she fell out of the tree.

[AIRJORDANZzzzz]

Q:What did god say when he saw his first black person.

A:OOPS I BURNT ONE

[thekingklick1]

Those jokes wer gay as fuck loser fuck you faggot

[Jakemills999]

whats the oppisite of laughin?fucking. cause laughing is haa haa haa and fucking is aah aah aah! lol

[icelizerd54]

lol i lov blonde jokes

[cyrusthegrate98]

1,how do you make a plumber sad,

you kill everyone in his family!

2,whats long, hard, and carries seamen

a submarine get your head out of the gutter

[ZigZagZebra247]

have u heard the joke about the black man reading a book............neither have i

[eVoxlilbigslash]

first of all all those jokes sucked ASSSS!!!!!! and the jokes on top a really funny joke is this cause i dont laugh easy but this one made me.

SO THERES THREE GUYS ON A Deserted island and the find a magic lamp so they divide it up so they each get one

FIRST GUY: I WISH I WAS HOME

SECOND GUY: I WISH I WAS HOME TOO

SO AFTER THE GENIE GRANTS THERE WISH THE THIRD GUY SAY'S

THIRD GUY:I'M LONLEY I WISH MY FRIENDS WERE BACK HERE

[xMRxGRIZZLYxBEARx]

All of these suck

[ShojoAnimeFangirl]

I find the blond jokes horrible, I'm blond and I'm getting straight A's! BLONDS AREN'T DUMB! Some of the smartest people I know are blond , hell half my teachers are blond!

[MissNM7777777]

its a bit mean to blondes!!!!!!!

[taylor19281]

Potatoes.



[k00lk1dz3]

the kid that thinks these are funny is a racist fag

[bonyskullz]

@k00lk1dz3 well then i'm a racist bundle of sticks because i just laughed at every single one !

[sinichkinaa]

knock knock , who there, elevator, elevator who ,elevator up your bum

[HEADSHOT9T6]

@Tomwashere52 cause you have to sit in the back of the furnace hahaha

[Tomwashere52]

Why is it bad to be a Black Jew?

[TheLuckyandHappyShow]

heres a riddle what animal flies but dosn't have wings

[kumeahsoi]

ahh blonde jokes... always funny

[moldysocks1234]

Dude, offensive and like all of these are about blondes, huh? I am a blonde and I know that isn't true.. Only people full of themselves are like that.. Not just blonde.. Have you seen a brunette dumb-ass? Yes.. So make a brunette joke and actually have a use for your youtube channel..

[Moopy2001]

Heres a joke. There is a four story building, the guy on top likes to make sushi. The guy below him likes to pi** of the edge. The guy on the 2 floor like to paint things green. The guy on the1 floor like to eat pickles. One day, the guy on the top floor was making sushi but he dropped his knife out the window. The guy below him was pi**ing off the edge at that time and the knife cut off his thing. It fell through a paint brush and the guy on the bottom floor thought it was a pickle so he ate it

[stanahuvia]

@Moopy2001 wow.....

[Moopy2001]

Blonde jokes are mean. Cuz I am blonde and I'm like, the smartest girl at my school.

[tipit666]

@Moopy2001 that just makes u sound dumb and full of yourself

[Moopy2001]

@tipit666 I didn't mean it like i'm smarter than everyone I'm just saying it's mean and stupid.

[14mexicanforlife]

@Moopy2001 dam da ppl at ur skool must be pretty stupid then

[Moopy2001]

@14mexicanforlife blondes aren't dumb! God you peeps are mean!

[IvyTheBunny]

@Moopy2001

*Blondes aren't dumb! God*, you peeps are mean!

My irony meter detects a disturbance in the force. ;)

[IolAnime]

@YouChube3 I did not laugh coz most of these jokes were about blondes being thick, and i am blonde, and not thick. you are just blonde-ist!

[Girlygirlk100]

not cool dued im blonde and im not dumb

[moviemakergal03]

the number one joke was priceless.

[moviemakergal03]

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Hey, wanna go ride bikes?

A guy with an ADHD son told me that...

And his son laughed.

[TheToyota44]

a teacher stands up and says anyone stand up if you think your stupid and one buff jock who happens to be a girl stangs up and the teacher says why do you think your stupid the jock says i dont i just felt sorry that you were the only one standing up LOL

[facebookman41]

here is a joke a blonde askes a a guy and says what day is it and he says march 1st and she marches around 1 time and says wat day is it

[allen123636]

Yo moma so fat god said let there be light and told her to move out the way

[Jezza2612]

The Biggest Bunch of Let Down Jokes Ever, I've just wasted 30 seconds of my life on this piece of shit, Disappointing.

[nathan5390]

Wow that sucked

[Hollyhorselover369]

i hate you so much

[Hollyhorselover369]

my bff is blonde

[hiphop51966]

@pyrofella you do know that not all blondes are dumb. Turns out that the people who say that they're dumb are dumb themselves

[hiphop51966]

WELL THANKS A LOT IM A FREAKING BLONDE AND YOUR JUST MAKING IT OUT AS IF WE ARE ALL DUMB!!! I freaking hate people who do that

[htfNO1fan]

stop calling blonde people dumb! im ot blonde but i have smart blonde friends so plz stop saying, it ok?

[XXXDEVILBOY]

@htfNO1fan

Its Just hair Color

[benny6555]

these jokes are shit

[thematrix3524]

Wat do u call a gay dino mege sore ass

[thematrix3524]

A girl college girl comes back 2 her dorm and see's here blonde roommate crying she ask y she's crying and the blonde say's i tryd 2 hang myself but i couldint breath

[hid917]

I find these jokes racist and rude! I am blonde and will have you know that am the smartest kid at my high school!

[yt1991wnos]

lol this was funny espacialky the last one... "patatoes'' hahaha



[xSnowWolfsScreamx]

this video's a funnier joke than the shit i just saw

:D

[time4praise1]

woowww not funny

[Xtreme911100]

@marzbuddy sooo! true these are soooo! bummy!

[Xtreme911100]

`these arent funny these are bummy! 

[springfieldheat2]

Here is a joke a teacher asks her students to name a sentence with the word definently so suzy raises ger hand and says the sky is always blue wrong said the teacher rick raises his hand and says the grass is definently green wrong said the teacher johny raise his hand and says do farts have lumps the teacher says no why johny says then i definently just S... my self

[itachi4532]

@springfieldheat2 rob dyrdek

[XXextremes]

Crap

[ragichel]

Ur mum

[MarzBuddy]

I'm sorry but these jokes freaking sucked!! I watched one and I already that these jokes were stupid. P.S. Don't make another video with your lame jokes

[ragichel]

Driver

[ragichel]

A kid walks onto a bus and starts singing a song

If my mum was an elephant and my dad was a elephant I would be a baby elephant

The bus driver says shut up

The kid then says if my mum was a lizard and my dad was a lizard I would be a baby lizard

Yet again the driver yells shut up

The kid carries on if my mum was a sheep and my dad was a sheep I would be a lamb

At this point the driver shouts to the kid

What if you're mum was a prostitute and your dad was gay

The kid replied

I would be a bus

[BatKobe07]

dude you making fun of my girlfriend shes blonde your probably a mexican who yells out HOLY SHIIT when u see a black person in church

[zNosss]

yo mummu so stupid she broke voldemorts nose

[forrest0no]

These, with an exception of two, are all blonde jokes. It got old after the second one.

[johannachicas]

Ha . Ha . Ha -________- very funny

[Thechainlard]

The jokes in the comments are more hilarious.

[pyrofella]

What is a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?.......

Humpme Dumpme

[babyface56s]

the last one is so retared lol

[MzLilTunechi]

you couldve put some background music with the video

[NintendoDr]

a old man goes to a drug store and buys a sopository and a hearing aid

the next day he comes back and says his hearing aid is broken

the pharmicist and he yells to him you have a sopository up your ear!

the old man says now i know where my hearing aid went

[MsPinkDevils]

thats some stit i am blonde bitch

[BotBlink94]

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

[SpiteSire]

@BotBlink94 I don't get it.

[moonable1]

@BotBlink94 I'm a blonde and that joke confused me! XD

[candyrain009]

A guy walks into a whore house, he is broke but has a little bit of change. He asks the owner what can I get for this change in my pocket ? He tell him there is a dead hooker upstairs, so the man goes upstairs to handle his business. 20min later he comes back downstairs. The owner asks him, how was it ? He sais....Great, but her nose kept running. The owner makes a face...."She must be full" he sais.

[JiggyPiggy100]

@candyrain009 ew!

[candyrain009]

@JiggyPiggy100 lool. Whers my thumbs up ? lol

[TYPE1D12345]

i think number 2 was funnier then number 1

[reggiecx6]

thee men went hunting and the first guy lef nd came back with a deer and they said how didu get that c tracks follow tracks second guy came back and said the same thing with a deer i his hand third one came back bloody and a bent gun and sead c tracks follow tracks get hit by a train

hope u like

[EventfulLeaf]

Hey what's black, brown, blue, red all over, and lives in a ditch? A brunette that's told too many blonde jokes. I'm comin for you

[IllwinnFilms]

Not funny they didn't make sense at all

[MrLostv1107]

Wow not gonna lie number was funny

[TheJamesandruth]

michael jackson died on my birthday june 25 so i wouldnt be makin fun of him

[melomane726]

@TheJamesandruth I feel like that has nothing to do with whether you, or anyone else, like MJ

[slytherkatify]

lol i knew the 1st one would have said that.. i just guessed XD

[Warlord47]

The only joke that was funny was the MJ one. To think any of these is a "Top" joke is a failed sense of humor.

[123shadowspeed]

Why almost all your jokes make fun of blodes... :[

[poirotchan]

The jokes are quite funny and makes me laugh. Maybe you should add some music to the background then it will not look as though we are only reading a book on the internet and not watching a video clip. You can also attach characters, pictures or cartoons of the jokes, like putting a picture of policeman, blonde lady, cow etc., to the clips. Good try!!!

[boobielover316]

The first joke was funny... THAT'S IT!

[september18baby]

@taytaygirlful that makes no since and its retarded like you

[101kkrocks]

@taytaygirlful oh wow

[LuLovesStories]

WTF?? This shit is not funny...at all!!!

[torrqueable]

blonde jokes aren't really funny it you know 7 blondes who score over 1900 on their SAT's, get some better jokes

[LostGamingIndustries]

q:how do u drown a blond

a:put a scratch and sniff siticker on the bottom of a pool

[lostinmusic4eva]

yo mamma so poor i farted in her house and she said clapp yo hands stomp yo feet thank god we have heat.

[sabulba57]

@lostinmusic4eva fail, its: Yo momma so poor that when I let a match in her house, the roaches started singin' "Clap yo' hands, stomp yo' feet, praise the lord 'cuz we got heat!"

[Jvizzlezz]

The blonde jokes were mediocre (considering the majority of these jokes are blonde jokes, it's saddening).

The others were just plain stupid. An 8 year old might laugh at them.

And the Michael Jackson one WOULD be funny if he actually molested a child.

[IsThisJordan]

3 Friends were stranded on a desert. They found a bottle with a Genie in it. They all were granted 1 wish. The first one wish to go back to his family. The second one did, too. The third one asked for his friends back!!! lol

[ReadThisDerp]

@IsThisJordan Spongebob lol

[IsThisJordan]

@ReadThisDerp oh yah wen they were on the flying dutchmans ship lol never noticed

[BrWoLfGiRl7lolz]

top ten dumbest jokes ever



[rednblackroses575]

the joke about the blonde drinking the milk, what was weird with that is that i'm a blonde and i was drinking milk at that joke before it started. it scared me a little bit. O.O

[KOZAR1991]

OBAMA I WANNA DO YOMOMMA

[OGvSupreme]

Is was type bad not to be a douche or anything but good try :)

[arccincy]

This would be a better video if most of the jokes weren't "Blond Jokes". Try for some variety. There are millions of funny jokes that don't have anything to do with blonds. I'm sure you can find more than 3 of those...

[byZakwaa]

top ten crappest blonde jokes ever.. this should be the title..

[BlackxPinkY]

these are the funniest jokes ever there just regular blond jokes *dissapointed*

[chris92284]

Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a mosquito?

A: The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it!!

haha...

[chris92284]

Q: What does a Blonde and an umbrella have in common?

A: they only work when they are open...

[SuzLa1]

I stopped reading when it started with a blonde joke. Why are white Americans so stupid as to go along with racist jokes about themselves?

[Duhpression]

@adestructionproduct ahahahhahahahhahhahaha

[Adestructionproduct]

Funniest joke on the internet, this video...

[daniel117100]

the first joke was the best

[doveraustin]

A black guy and a white kid are on a crashing plane the Niger yells I'm the worlds

Smartest Niger he grabs a parachute and

Jumps the white kid is laughing the pilot asks why are you laughing the kid says

The worlds smartest Niger just out of

The plane with my backpack

[EYMFM]

i dont get the chicken and the duck

[angelwufflesyew]

@EYMFM You know when you hear the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The duck said for the chicken to not cross the road because people would keep asking the people the jokes of "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Get it?

[EYMFM]

@angelwufflesyew oh now i get it

[MarioDude76]

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family if four.

[longblondie99]

8/10 were about blondes 7/8 of them werent funny 9/10 were no funny

the only one i found funny was number 1 because im blonde and can relate to that but it was a game of hide and seek no police officers

[CrazyGurlRandom]

UGHH NO MJ JOKES PLZ LOL

[xSHADYx07]

259 blonde dislikes this

[tika123lovemiley]

im blonde and this is really funny to me my favorite was the last 1 tho im still lafin

[20kakol]

racist to blonde's

[podgo576]

@20kakol im blonde and i find these really funny 

[RKO77677]

they r not jokes, there just stupid

[rollercoasterkid330]

racist joke (no offense to people if i made u feel bad) why are black people so good at basket ball? cause there good at shooting and stealing

[Randomragekyla]

Why r most of them blonde jokes? Im blonde, in 6th grade, in 8th grade math. I skipped a grade! Stop making fun of hair color

[ijikey2]

@Randomragekyla i am blonde too but you have to learn not to get offended and i used to be like that but now i find them funny. if people make fun of you just ignore it and laugh sometimes people call me a faggot or gay and i laugh because it is not true and i know lol

[multiskater333]

@ijikey2 i'm mexican and there are a bunch of racist mexican jokes but i still subscribe to those people cuz its funny

[magnificentjoe]

2 blonde guys rent a boat and go fishing, so they went from spot to spot until they found a good one.

so one says while there fishing "somehow we should remember this spot", so the other blond says "i know how".

after they both catch there limit the one blonde says when the got back to land "how did you mark that spot?" he replied, "i put an x at the bottom of the boat" the other says "you dummy, what if we dont get the same boat?! :)

[zombiekill1990]

ok,there is a blonde and 2 brunettes and they drive off a cliff into the water and the 2 brunettes are swimming twards the water but the blonde is still trying to oopen the tailgate

[zombiekill1990]

the 253 dilikes were made by blondes cause they didnt get the jokes

the 154 were made by black,brown

[MrFireandice15]

if i had i hundred dollars for every joke i laughed at, i wouldn't have a hundred dollars

[savannaholds]

Look what are you against blondes?

[iBoardFORUM420]

i didnt search for blonde jokes ass tart.