I hate that question ... if humans are evolved from apes y are they still here ..... well Americans came from europe and Africa so y are they still here ? Well the simple answer is not all apes evolved into humans like not all Europeans went to a new land "america"
Someone has been listening to too much creationist bullshit. First off, monkeys and apes still exist because we did not "evolve" from every single individual. Evolution does not function on such a large scale. Second, we are still apes, and primates, and placental mammals, and vertebrates. Its about as correct as saying; "if a duck's a bird then why are there other birds?".
@donkeyfieldmouse Good point. But if we evolved from apes orginally, then why aren't there still some half-evolved apes around? Why did they stop evolving? Other things didn't.
Lol, we didn't evolve "from apes" we still are apes. By "half-evolved apes" i'm going to assume you mean an (erroneous) transitional form between us and the [other] apes. Well, these apes do exist in the fossil record.
They did not stop evolving, they still are evolving. Evolution is generally a slow and unoticeable process, especially for larger animals.
@donkeyfieldmouse Why don't the transitional forms still exist? I know evolution is a slow process, but why aren't there apes at different levels of evolution?
Your not really making any sence here. Humans are apes, therefore a transitional form between the two is against our classification. Transitional forms do exist between us and other apes. They no longer exist because they have become exctinct, most likely due to competition from other homineds.
Why aren't there apes at different levels? There are, chimpanzees are arguable more advanced (adleast in intelligence) then gibbons, and so on.
@donkeyfieldmouse I guess what I meant was, a transitional form between the less developed members of the apes, (i.e. monkeys), and the more developed. And by developed, I mean showing more signs of intelligence, such as purpose, planning ahead, forming societies, civilizations, and more of an identity.
They no longer exist... so monkeys now do not evolve, as we did? I'm not sure I am understanding.
Civilization is pretty much reserved only H. sapien, but I understand what you mean. Well there are primates 'less developed' then monkeys, such as non-tarsiers. As for primates you have everything from lorises to humans, and theres quite a difference.
The problem is that your thinking that evolution is linear, like a flagpole. Instead think of it like a tree where every leaf is a species, every tig a genus, etc... The tree keeps growing, leaves are lost and new ones form, etc...
The Wicked Witch bathed in milk(: That's what it says in "Wicked" by Gregory Maguire anyway. It's not the original book by L. Frank Baum, but make your own opinion about it..
goingtoeatpizza, can u please go eat pizza, this video was just a bit of fun and u just sucked the fun right out of it. But yeah camels don't store water they store fat in their humps.
28. Kidnapping specificaly means a child being taken unlawfully. Although it is used genericaly these days to also include adults, the more correct generic term is "abduction".
26. It is a requirement to not only list ingedients but warnings regarding common allergens. Yes there are a lot of stupid people in the world and warnings like this protect companies from law suits from such people.
27. Generaly a blink is subconscious and a wink is intentional. The answer is what ever the person meant to do. When winking you use more facial muscles then if you blink so this would be noticeable to others depending on how pronounced it was.
@goingtoeatpizza Great answers, I was amazed at the insight and logic involved in analyzing the questions posed, much study and forethought must have gone into your efforts (me too, typing this, we just might be kin!!) So that said, I have one serious question, and I need your help with this.... What kind of Pizza did you go get??? I am a "Fatboy" and I need to know? Naa, just kidding, actually I ride a 1991 Harley Fatboy, I'm 60 yrs old, I like people that think, so many today do not. You do!!
21. Yes but the diagnosis would not be "addicted to counseling" it would be more specific. And yes, counseling is a valid treatment as the counselor will try to work out why you cannot stop seeking help.
22. Go see a counselor to discuss your ridiculous superstitions.
23. Again... see 15
24. Yes you can "read" anything you look at as your brain is deciphering its meaning.
25. If you mean "sky" as in the atmosphere then its spherical.
17. By definition a wheel chair bound comedian is still performing "stand up".
18. No, "pardon my french" is a common english saying and not vise versa. The question is flawed though as anyone can say anything.
19. Sport is ambiguous and does not specificaly refer to physicaly demanding persuits. By definition its any competitive activity with a set of rules.
13. All drugs effect people in different ways so labels can only state predicted effects. "may cause drowsiness" is a generic term used on many drugs.
14. Staff "have" to wear the uniform outlined by their employer. However generaly an employer would not make a bald chef use a hair net for obvious reasons.
15. The wizard of oz is fantasy. If its not written into the original story then there is no answer.
@yungjesse Not realy, most of the questions have very straight forward answers. The first 5 or 6 are at least, i couldnt be bothered watching any further.
Do you call people who understand how gravity works "gravityists"?
Creationists use the term evolutionists to try to drag evolution down to their level. Truth is evolution is a fact, its not debated anymore within the proper scientific community.
Creation is just a bronze age myth. So modern day creationists are either completely ignorant or complete fools.
im a Creastionist!!!!!! There is a God! did you know if that we world a mile closer to the sun we would disinagreat and we were a mile closer to jupiter we would freeze. and the moon makes the tides on the waves. and everything has an exeact number. and strada its everywhere and it is caused by the flood the is wich God made a promise to never flood the earth again so he made a rainbow to prove it. and in the intimes he is going to use fire to destory the earth to make a new earth not by water.
@kittyhawkgirl109 right, which passage in the bible mentions dinosaurs or fossils?
Modern scientific discoveries make the primitive fairy tales in the bible obsolete. Im sorry but if you cant accept reality you have a serious problem.
@goingtoeatpizza 8.no 9. the RELIGON section. 10 no, thats not what the hump is for. to answer a question you asked "many people never realised them but why?" cuz the answers are clear to those that WANT to find them.
Actually, I've wondered about the warnings on sleeping pills and jars of PB myself. I think that the lawyers just make them put them there. Yeah, I know it's stupid but they do it because they have too.
I bet who ever made these questions thinks they're real cleaver. But most of them had an OBVIOUS rational explanation, I found this a waste of time... i.e. the first question... that's not a hard question, you can't even consider it a riddle. Any 5th grader should be able to answer that question. And the ones with peanut thingy are obviously for legal purposes. These questions were not cleaver at all...
some of them did make me stop and think some i can anser some i cant anser and some like the peanut one are just pointles its obv there nuts so no need for the labble
1) a novel is a full chapter book, all novels are books, but all books are not novels.
2) You die of old age, not based on your age, just there was no 'cause' of death.
3)yes they do, ive seen an empty theatre with a moving playing
4)Only through the crust.
5)Things evolve from different species all the time, it doesnt mean they go extinct right away, but eventually apes/monkeys.etc. will become extinct. Including humans.
ok everyone trying to awnser these questions... im not trying to be like... wel.... anyways i dont think she was rly asking you.... those were just some questions you could ponder... you know? so you dont have to call her stupid... maybe she knew the awnsers but she was asking you! or maybe it was just to entertain as you go along! she never said please awnser me im not sure about these
nothing would happen. even if you're superstitious, because the 2 would cancel each other out.
civilized people eat with their hands too...
yes you can read a picture book
the sky doesn't have a shape because it isn't tangeable
i'm sure it doesn't say the word "peanut" but it has every right to say "traces of OTHER nuts" because someone could be allergic to almonds or cashews, but not peanuts.
blinking
because kidnapped doesn't actually refer only to KIDS.
many people are addicted to counselling, and how you would treat them isn't a question any layperson can answer... it's the counseller's job to handle that. but being in psychology, i'll guess that the therapist would try to teach them how to be INDEPENDENT.
i'm sure people do respond "boat" but many times the question says "you can't bring a boat", or "3 PERSONAL POSSESSIONS" and not many people own boats.
'new' is not the only antonym for 'old'... 'young' also is.
a book doesn't necessarily have to be a story. a book is simply any type of literature printed on paper and bound at the spine.
you can die of old age when you're a senior.
i don't know if they would still play the movie, but i doubt it. however, someone might showup halfway through and decide to buy a ticket and watch the 2nd half of the movie.
yes they would own the land all the way down to the centre of the earth. that's why if you dig up gold or oil from your lawn, it's yours to claim.
i have one; so i know why the call it a pair of pants, cause the legs are actually called pants and since there are 2 legs that makes a pair of pants, but why are underwear called pairs? "get me a pair of underwear". like there aren't any legs. so wtf.
actually, the glue doesnt stick to the inside of the stick, because it hasn't been exposed to oxygen yet....idk what kind of glue stick u're talking about, but my kind of glue works to dry with oxygen...lol
and...these questions are quite easy to answer...i guess you can call me a nerd, but im one of the dumb ones in my classes..
the forces of the two objects would equal out and nothing would happen....lol..maybe not...
.....lol trick question..... ....you got me...lol
everything plays by the rules, but rules are meant to be broken..but, the broken rules are still meant to be broken..
the sword must be able to penetrate anything, but cannot penetrate the shield that can block anything, because it would then break the shield's rules, but it will break its own rules by not being able to penetrate the shield..lol
same here ( about rooftops) and shall i say that i like the way you thought up of every question that some people have never realised and they've lived it every day, and that is what makes this a good vid. : )
First of all, we're not evolved form apes. Apes and humans evolved from the same thing. Second of all, they put the bible in reference, along with all of the other religious texts. Some of these questions are just dumb...
glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle cause it isn't just a small layer of it in the bottle and it isn't really exposed to oxygen . the layer thing is like there is a LOT of water in the ocean and you cant dry the ocean unless its REALLY HOT and if the heat lasts for like years or something . but of course the the glue in the bottle is really less .
they say we r made of mud coz there r some elements in our body made of earth elements like iron,calcium,magnesium,carbon,potassium,phosphate and when we die our body turns to soil so i belive that we r the children of adam and eve coz they r made of mud , and tell me if i was wrong and why. . . . . just wondering
what you said is true but how about other parts of our body . all blood and skin and DNA stuff , i believe it doesn't come from mud .but if I'm wrong , just say , i don't really care a lot about it . (i make lots of mistakes (used to it ))
whoever gave this a thumbs down is retarded and can live in there own freakin fairy-tale, we didnt evolve from retarded apes, there is no actual proof all theories
then you sir, are an idiot. read your first comment again, and you clearly mention birds turning into lizards. which is why i comented back in vice versa.
Yes I did mention lizards turning into birds. But all you mentioned was a t-rex with scales. Your the idiot here replying to comments without reading them.
BULL SHIT 50 years ago every1 thought the atom was the smallest thing in the universe. but to day we know that atoms have protons electrons and neutrons.
Well not everyone but most know we are evovled from apes from what we know now. But I do admit everything can happen in the world, maybe obamas a alien from mars or that only faggots built the pyramids.
15. He changed. 16. Don't know. 17. If the french swear in English. 18. Strategy, like any other sport. 19. Depends how many grades you were lowered. 20. More counseling XD. 21. Live tax free. 22. Don't know. 23. It's called the Fibonacci Sequence. 24. He is fingerless. 25. It's scanning, also means reading. 26. WTF 27. Yeah. 28. Depends. 29. Stolen like how easily a child can be taken.
1. A novel is a type of a book 2. You can't die because you are old, your immune system and shit fails 3. Nah, they'd call in another movie 4. We are monkey related they're basically cousins 5. Magic? 6. It's like releasing something, he sound is off the clock even though it isn't...something like that 7. Penguins=fail 8. Fiction, or depending on your beliefs. I say fiction. 9. No. 10. Yes. 11. Because lullabies are fail. 12. Because it does. 13. Yes. 14. Reverse ftw. She bathes in acid.
Actually, a lot of those questions have answers. For instance, the portion about "pardon my French." They don't say that. In fact, the phrase began when the Anglo-Saxons and some French peoples started to merge. Anglo-Saxon language was considered to be "below" the French language, so any "curse" word we have today stemmed from Anglo-Saxon. The original phrase was "pardon my Anglo-Saxon," but that was said by the French. You are speaking in English, so it is switched. :) Random fact of the day.
to answer the "if we evolved why are monkeys still around" thats because we didnt evolve from monkeys we and monkeys share 99.99% of our DNA meaning we had a comon ancestor. also monkeys have an extremely good short-term memory that no human can ever beat. but they have bad long-term memory, as for humans, we have good long-term memory, but alot of us dont have good short-term. that was out of topic, just a litle fact of the day.
Because the correct term is "Abducted" not "Kidnapped." Kidnapped is slang.
The sky doesnt have a shape. That is like asking "What shape is water?" It takes the shape of whatever you put it in.
A novel is always fictional, whereas a book can be about anything.
It depends in the context really. If you are just standing around then it is blinking. Winking usually has an attitude with it. You can blink with one eye.
No. Camels do not store water in their humps. They store fat which it uses when food is scarce. Camels just drink up to 20 gallons of water at a time and have a little remaining in their bloodstream which is why they can go so long without it.
Chess is considered a sport as it is a competition. Sport does not mean "Physically demanding"... take the expression "You are a good sport."
I hate that question ... if humans are evolved from apes y are they still here ..... well Americans came from europe and Africa so y are they still here ? Well the simple answer is not all apes evolved into humans like not all Europeans went to a new land "america"
mikey89mjb 1 week ago
DAMN!!!!!!!
TheLovmenot30 6 months ago
libraries put the Bible in the Religion section :/ You have a great point on most of these, thought!
Utauluver12345 1 year ago
those are some rquestions that a retard would ask.
mexamexo8 1 year ago
haha the "glue" one is good
enko1990 1 year ago
Wow, 0:29.
Someone has been listening to too much creationist bullshit. First off, monkeys and apes still exist because we did not "evolve" from every single individual. Evolution does not function on such a large scale. Second, we are still apes, and primates, and placental mammals, and vertebrates. Its about as correct as saying; "if a duck's a bird then why are there other birds?".
donkeyfieldmouse 1 year ago
@donkeyfieldmouse Good point. But if we evolved from apes orginally, then why aren't there still some half-evolved apes around? Why did they stop evolving? Other things didn't.
yaloolah42 1 year ago
@yaloolah42
Lol, we didn't evolve "from apes" we still are apes. By "half-evolved apes" i'm going to assume you mean an (erroneous) transitional form between us and the [other] apes. Well, these apes do exist in the fossil record.
They did not stop evolving, they still are evolving. Evolution is generally a slow and unoticeable process, especially for larger animals.
donkeyfieldmouse 1 year ago
@donkeyfieldmouse Why don't the transitional forms still exist? I know evolution is a slow process, but why aren't there apes at different levels of evolution?
yaloolah42 1 year ago
@yaloolah42
Your not really making any sence here. Humans are apes, therefore a transitional form between the two is against our classification. Transitional forms do exist between us and other apes. They no longer exist because they have become exctinct, most likely due to competition from other homineds.
Why aren't there apes at different levels? There are, chimpanzees are arguable more advanced (adleast in intelligence) then gibbons, and so on.
donkeyfieldmouse 1 year ago
@donkeyfieldmouse I guess what I meant was, a transitional form between the less developed members of the apes, (i.e. monkeys), and the more developed. And by developed, I mean showing more signs of intelligence, such as purpose, planning ahead, forming societies, civilizations, and more of an identity.
They no longer exist... so monkeys now do not evolve, as we did? I'm not sure I am understanding.
yaloolah42 1 year ago
Civilization is pretty much reserved only H. sapien, but I understand what you mean. Well there are primates 'less developed' then monkeys, such as non-tarsiers. As for primates you have everything from lorises to humans, and theres quite a difference.
The problem is that your thinking that evolution is linear, like a flagpole. Instead think of it like a tree where every leaf is a species, every tig a genus, etc... The tree keeps growing, leaves are lost and new ones form, etc...
donkeyfieldmouse 1 year ago
ok, the desert island one made me crack up XD
AwesomeSmiley3707 1 year ago
only one good thing about this video, the music. good choice LONG LIVE THE PROPHETS
QCGNews101 1 year ago
These are actually very good things to think about. Lol.XD
ylvira 1 year ago
the sky doesnt have any shape it has no mass to it. so it has no shape
kackjo 1 year ago
this vid is actually funny so you dont have to take it seriously :P
brownwallet942 1 year ago
some of these questions cracked me up. i never actually thought of some ov them
guyofred 1 year ago
How can a house burn up as it burns down?
weredeader 1 year ago
4. Yes, actually, and above into outerspace.
at least, that's true with country boundaries...
HE'S FREAKIN' DARTH VADER! HE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!
layliaay 2 years ago
The Wicked Witch bathed in milk(: That's what it says in "Wicked" by Gregory Maguire anyway. It's not the original book by L. Frank Baum, but make your own opinion about it..
Carobug5 2 years ago
goingtoeatpizza, can u please go eat pizza, this video was just a bit of fun and u just sucked the fun right out of it. But yeah camels don't store water they store fat in their humps.
shabban93 2 years ago
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28. Kidnapping specificaly means a child being taken unlawfully. Although it is used genericaly these days to also include adults, the more correct generic term is "abduction".
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
Continued.
26. It is a requirement to not only list ingedients but warnings regarding common allergens. Yes there are a lot of stupid people in the world and warnings like this protect companies from law suits from such people.
27. Generaly a blink is subconscious and a wink is intentional. The answer is what ever the person meant to do. When winking you use more facial muscles then if you blink so this would be noticeable to others depending on how pronounced it was.
To be continued...
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
@goingtoeatpizza Great answers, I was amazed at the insight and logic involved in analyzing the questions posed, much study and forethought must have gone into your efforts (me too, typing this, we just might be kin!!) So that said, I have one serious question, and I need your help with this.... What kind of Pizza did you go get??? I am a "Fatboy" and I need to know? Naa, just kidding, actually I ride a 1991 Harley Fatboy, I'm 60 yrs old, I like people that think, so many today do not. You do!!
91fatboy51 3 months ago
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21. Yes but the diagnosis would not be "addicted to counseling" it would be more specific. And yes, counseling is a valid treatment as the counselor will try to work out why you cannot stop seeking help.
22. Go see a counselor to discuss your ridiculous superstitions.
23. Again... see 15
24. Yes you can "read" anything you look at as your brain is deciphering its meaning.
25. If you mean "sky" as in the atmosphere then its spherical.
To be continued...
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
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17. By definition a wheel chair bound comedian is still performing "stand up".
18. No, "pardon my french" is a common english saying and not vise versa. The question is flawed though as anyone can say anything.
19. Sport is ambiguous and does not specificaly refer to physicaly demanding persuits. By definition its any competitive activity with a set of rules.
20. No, thats just silly
To be continued...
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
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13. All drugs effect people in different ways so labels can only state predicted effects. "may cause drowsiness" is a generic term used on many drugs.
14. Staff "have" to wear the uniform outlined by their employer. However generaly an employer would not make a bald chef use a hair net for obvious reasons.
15. The wizard of oz is fantasy. If its not written into the original story then there is no answer.
16 Star wars (see 15)
To be continued...
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
Continued.
7. (alarm) thats just being a bit pedantic.
8. (penguins) yes, they can jump
9. (bible) there are more sections then just fiction and non fiction
10. Camels do not store water in their humps, its a myth.
11. yes you can cry underwater
12. The exact origins of rock-a-bye-baby arnt known, however the words dont matter as children that young wont understand them.
To be continued...
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
whinne the pooh dozent ave fingers! DUH!!! :p
bladedge5979 2 years ago
if you eat a hot pocket cold is it just a pocket??
babeecakes64 2 years ago
These questions are like asking someone :
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
There are many different variations to the answers thus making any specific answer incorrect
yungjesse 2 years ago
Not all of them, many of them have very logical answers.
JackMoranRain 2 years ago
@yungjesse Not realy, most of the questions have very straight forward answers. The first 5 or 6 are at least, i couldnt be bothered watching any further.
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
1. Book is generic; novel is a specific style of book.
2. Any age, as long as the cause of death is not a very specific ailment. When your organs simply wear out you died of old age.
3. No
4. Depends on the government. Most of the time you own land to a specified depth.
5. Because humans didnt evolve from monkeys/apes. Modern monkeys are just as evolved as us; we share a common ancestor with them.
6. Glue needs to be applied in small amounts to cure.
To be continued...
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago 11
Yes they do still show the movie even if no one has bought a ticket.
yungjesse 2 years ago
Thats just stupid. waste of power, and degrading to equipment.
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
Lol I don't make the rules bro. But its true
yungjesse 2 years ago
are you an evolutionest or a creationest?
kittyhawkgirl109 2 years ago
@kittyhawkgirl109 No one realy calls people "evolutionists".
Do you call people who understand how gravity works "gravityists"?
Creationists use the term evolutionists to try to drag evolution down to their level. Truth is evolution is a fact, its not debated anymore within the proper scientific community.
Creation is just a bronze age myth. So modern day creationists are either completely ignorant or complete fools.
Im sure you can draw a conclusion from that.
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
im a Creastionist!!!!!! There is a God! did you know if that we world a mile closer to the sun we would disinagreat and we were a mile closer to jupiter we would freeze. and the moon makes the tides on the waves. and everything has an exeact number. and strada its everywhere and it is caused by the flood the is wich God made a promise to never flood the earth again so he made a rainbow to prove it. and in the intimes he is going to use fire to destory the earth to make a new earth not by water.
kittyhawkgirl109 2 years ago
@kittyhawkgirl109 right, which passage in the bible mentions dinosaurs or fossils?
Modern scientific discoveries make the primitive fairy tales in the bible obsolete. Im sorry but if you cant accept reality you have a serious problem.
goingtoeatpizza 2 years ago
@goingtoeatpizza 8.no 9. the RELIGON section. 10 no, thats not what the hump is for. to answer a question you asked "many people never realised them but why?" cuz the answers are clear to those that WANT to find them.
shawnconnry001 1 year ago
I can answer, like 80% of those.
KillectronicMind 2 years ago
chill man! fuckin dick dude
iRide12295 2 years ago
the answer is you are all aliens trying to comprehend all our earthly stuffs..
rabiesvenom 2 years ago
lets have a 1vs1 u lil prick
kevinwadeheat 2 years ago
Dude Chill
94Starwolf26 2 years ago
u can say guy and mean a girl DID YOU KNOW THAT
kevinwadeheat 2 years ago
kev stop being a dik head
gamerbuzzylite 2 years ago
i can answer all of these everyone can its just too many people are stupid put a better question like y is the guy who made this vid stupid
kevinwadeheat 2 years ago
well actaully im a girl
bex4mcr 2 years ago 11
@bex4mcr are you blond?
ThePyrothehedgehog 4 months ago
1:43 its a sport of the mind its and active sport because it works the brain
Skeeterbott 2 years ago
Wicked witchy used oil
WarriorCatLover12 2 years ago
yes you can cry underwater. Chess is athletics of the mind.
TheeBlakester 2 years ago
The bible would probably go in the religion section, right?
TheeBlakester 2 years ago
lolz
rock a bye baby one is epic XD
ichijorox 2 years ago
"If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?"
Because we didn't. We evolved from a common ape ancestor... stupid fuckin religious people...
danielatha4 2 years ago
When French people swear, I think they say "Pardon mon Anglais" :)
loneshewolf74 2 years ago
Actually, I've wondered about the warnings on sleeping pills and jars of PB myself. I think that the lawyers just make them put them there. Yeah, I know it's stupid but they do it because they have too.
loneshewolf74 2 years ago
A novel is just a fancier word for a book.
Technically, no one really dies of "old age". A healthy lifestyle reduces your risk of disease and injury which helps increase your lifespan.
Camels store fat in their humps, not water. :)
Humans evolved from a certain species of ape. They say birds evolved from reptiles, and there are still reptiles.
Life's full of mysteries, but if you keep dwelling on them you will drive yourself insane. I know I have. :P
loneshewolf74 2 years ago
hahahah gud ?s
CAW118 2 years ago
Just some I could anwser to the best of my knowledge.
Bald people don't have to wear hairnets.
The Wicked Witch of the West (In Wicked) used oil to bathe herself.
Chess is a sport so geeks can feel importaint :P Just kidding about that one.
They weren't degraded.
No can be addicted to counseling.
They don't think about it. They think of things to keep them busy.
New people would be a newborn.
nanopandaproductions 2 years ago
camels don't store water in their humps they store fat in them and a novel is a story book a book could be factual or fiction
dinnage2707 2 years ago
those are stupid questions
Roxystars14 2 years ago
Stupid, but actually asked by people.
Think about it.
nanopandaproductions 2 years ago
this is a waste of time this is crappy dont watch it
pinklover282 2 years ago
merde
Pardon my english :D
MadeYaStopAndStare 2 years ago
1. number of letters.
2.any age, as long as there's someone younger than you. for him, your death is like of old age since he's younger.
3.I dunno about other people, but if managed the cinema,no,of course not, change the movie and make more profit.
4. yes, of course, to the very middle, but the further in you go, the smaller is your space.
5.every living thing is different, so some monkeys were ''too stupid'' to evolve.
RonWeasley13 2 years ago 2
2:40 to get better at it
wwevanessa91 2 years ago
for darth vader one, you breath while you talk dumbo
santagotback101 2 years ago 2
we don't call children new people we call them YOUNG people
Leshelou112 2 years ago
the question never said that they do call them new ppl -_-
GiamiProductions 2 years ago
I bet who ever made these questions thinks they're real cleaver. But most of them had an OBVIOUS rational explanation, I found this a waste of time... i.e. the first question... that's not a hard question, you can't even consider it a riddle. Any 5th grader should be able to answer that question. And the ones with peanut thingy are obviously for legal purposes. These questions were not cleaver at all...
nejtilsvampe 2 years ago
the desert island question is false because i said a boat.
darkbeetlebot 2 years ago
some of them did make me stop and think some i can anser some i cant anser and some like the peanut one are just pointles its obv there nuts so no need for the labble
smilyrandompants 2 years ago
these questions are stupid and easily all answerable. Every single one of them. If the comment box allowed me enough space I would answer each one.
EvilGothGuy 2 years ago
i dnt any1 has one eye...
but that waz a good one... i couldve answered a boat!!
tinajp9 2 years ago
okay ill answer these questions
1) a novel is a full chapter book, all novels are books, but all books are not novels.
2) You die of old age, not based on your age, just there was no 'cause' of death.
3)yes they do, ive seen an empty theatre with a moving playing
4)Only through the crust.
5)Things evolve from different species all the time, it doesnt mean they go extinct right away, but eventually apes/monkeys.etc. will become extinct. Including humans.
6)Its not dry yet.
emmettswifey 2 years ago
3) actually if it was an empty movie theatre, why would you be in it????
14islandnapu95 2 years ago 2
ok everyone trying to awnser these questions... im not trying to be like... wel.... anyways i dont think she was rly asking you.... those were just some questions you could ponder... you know? so you dont have to call her stupid... maybe she knew the awnsers but she was asking you! or maybe it was just to entertain as you go along! she never said please awnser me im not sure about these
1hiln 2 years ago 2
nothing would happen. even if you're superstitious, because the 2 would cancel each other out.
civilized people eat with their hands too...
yes you can read a picture book
the sky doesn't have a shape because it isn't tangeable
i'm sure it doesn't say the word "peanut" but it has every right to say "traces of OTHER nuts" because someone could be allergic to almonds or cashews, but not peanuts.
blinking
because kidnapped doesn't actually refer only to KIDS.
MY GOD WHAT A DUMBASS
BubbleButt88 2 years ago
many people are addicted to counselling, and how you would treat them isn't a question any layperson can answer... it's the counseller's job to handle that. but being in psychology, i'll guess that the therapist would try to teach them how to be INDEPENDENT.
i'm sure people do respond "boat" but many times the question says "you can't bring a boat", or "3 PERSONAL POSSESSIONS" and not many people own boats.
'new' is not the only antonym for 'old'... 'young' also is.
BubbleButt88 2 years ago
the lullaby is methaphorical, not literal.
the sleeping pill label thing is just stupid.
no, but they wear their chefs hat, it's customary
she didn't bathe.
i can breathe and talk at the same time... if you can't then go to the doctor.
yes it's still stand-up. stop being so god-damn literal.
why the fk would they say "pardon my english"? retard.
no they wouldn't be degraded... these questions are really pissing me off now..
BubbleButt88 2 years ago
humans didn't evolve from monkeys or apes. they just share a common ancestors.
glue doesn't stick to the bottle because it's not exposed to air and therefore doesn't DRY in the bottle.
the alarm clock is already on, the phrase "going off" means i guess "react"
i think penguins do have knees but hidden under the torso
i'm guessing Bible would go under non fiction, because it wasn't intended to be fictious.
camels actually store fat in their humps, not water.
yes of course you can cry underwater
BubbleButt88 2 years ago
a book doesn't necessarily have to be a story. a book is simply any type of literature printed on paper and bound at the spine.
you can die of old age when you're a senior.
i don't know if they would still play the movie, but i doubt it. however, someone might showup halfway through and decide to buy a ticket and watch the 2nd half of the movie.
yes they would own the land all the way down to the centre of the earth. that's why if you dig up gold or oil from your lawn, it's yours to claim.
BubbleButt88 2 years ago
We didn`t evolve from apes exactly, but we share a common ancestry so we evolved from ape look-a-likes.
gijs14 2 years ago
i have one; so i know why the call it a pair of pants, cause the legs are actually called pants and since there are 2 legs that makes a pair of pants, but why are underwear called pairs? "get me a pair of underwear". like there aren't any legs. so wtf.
MickandNick 2 years ago
Only the Evil Bunny knows the answers for sure.
xetlive 2 years ago
what is the name of this song?
Christen180 2 years ago
glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle cause it's actually two seperate sides inside and they mix when it comes out.
bigmiss41 2 years ago
actually, the glue doesnt stick to the inside of the stick, because it hasn't been exposed to oxygen yet....idk what kind of glue stick u're talking about, but my kind of glue works to dry with oxygen...lol
and...these questions are quite easy to answer...i guess you can call me a nerd, but im one of the dumb ones in my classes..
dukcaboose 2 years ago
if your good at these things then answer this one;
what would happen if you stab a sheild that could block anything with a sword that could penetrate anything. lol
idk but i sure as hell don't wanna try.
MickandNick 2 years ago
the forces of the two objects would equal out and nothing would happen....lol..maybe not...
.....lol trick question..... ....you got me...lol
everything plays by the rules, but rules are meant to be broken..but, the broken rules are still meant to be broken..
the sword must be able to penetrate anything, but cannot penetrate the shield that can block anything, because it would then break the shield's rules, but it will break its own rules by not being able to penetrate the shield..lol
dukcaboose 2 years ago
lol. all i know is, nothing good is bound to happen from that. lol.
MickandNick 2 years ago
the sky is really the universe and is whatever shape the universe is, so i have to say it's the shape of Jason's hockey mask
pwnzorgod 2 years ago
Oh those questions are easy! The anwers are...um... O_0 .... GAH I DON'T KNOW.
NinjaWolfMaster 2 years ago
Hi Marcus'
Love You Dinnycrofton
dinny1956 2 years ago
who gives a fuck
HalfEatenDimSim 2 years ago
Lol. Truer questions have never been said.
Dizzerk89 2 years ago
The reason why there are still apes is cause those were the one too stupid to evolve. Lol thats my theory. :)
AlliBeeBeatle 2 years ago
why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8,and weiners in packs of 10????
CerealKiller132009 2 years ago
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dogbrainbutt 2 years ago
same here ( about rooftops) and shall i say that i like the way you thought up of every question that some people have never realised and they've lived it every day, and that is what makes this a good vid. : )
elementshero89 2 years ago
A camel doesn't have water it has fat
Anigamal66 2 years ago
First of all, we're not evolved form apes. Apes and humans evolved from the same thing. Second of all, they put the bible in reference, along with all of the other religious texts. Some of these questions are just dumb...
atsf9329 3 years ago
ha ha i like the baby 1 XD
Swope27 3 years ago
i belive we are made from mud but not the type of dirty mud
xyznumber 3 years ago
glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle cause it isn't just a small layer of it in the bottle and it isn't really exposed to oxygen . the layer thing is like there is a LOT of water in the ocean and you cant dry the ocean unless its REALLY HOT and if the heat lasts for like years or something . but of course the the glue in the bottle is really less .
Aquasakurablue 3 years ago
i agree .
Aquasakurablue 3 years ago
i thought i asked why alot
halo13master333323 3 years ago
83 yrs
redvenom777 3 years ago
god made adam and eve and they had children and so on and so on and here we r today we arent apes ok
dannyblue12345 3 years ago
i believe people are not made of mud.
Aquasakurablue 3 years ago
they say we r made of mud coz there r some elements in our body made of earth elements like iron,calcium,magnesium,carbon,potassium,phosphate and when we die our body turns to soil so i belive that we r the children of adam and eve coz they r made of mud , and tell me if i was wrong and why. . . . . just wondering
XxKO3xX 3 years ago
what you said is true but how about other parts of our body . all blood and skin and DNA stuff , i believe it doesn't come from mud .but if I'm wrong , just say , i don't really care a lot about it . (i make lots of mistakes (used to it ))
Aquasakurablue 3 years ago
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XxKO3xX 2 years ago
whoever gave this a thumbs down is retarded and can live in there own freakin fairy-tale, we didnt evolve from retarded apes, there is no actual proof all theories
chaingang338 3 years ago
and ya we aren't apes , there's just a POSSIBILITY that we are evolved from apes .
Aquasakurablue 3 years ago
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XxKO3xX 2 years ago
luv tha questions!!!!
xshinystar1999x 3 years ago
did you know that the pope was actually a nazi.(the new pope). he was in the young somethings.
GamesAddict01 3 years ago
apes are still here because we didn't evolve from apes, its common sense!
it even says in the bible, one species = and only that species (a bird will never turn into a lizard for example)
macias9133 3 years ago
the tyranosaurus' closest relarive is the chicken so, checkmate.
GamesAddict01 3 years ago
yea closest relative but not a chicken. so your comment can't change my mind about that evolution garbage, your comment has not point.
macias9133 3 years ago
excuse me do you have photographic evidence that a t-rex had scales? no nobody does. does this comment have a point?
GamesAddict01 3 years ago
Still has no point, I commented about evolution. Not t-rexes.
macias9133 3 years ago
then you sir, are an idiot. read your first comment again, and you clearly mention birds turning into lizards. which is why i comented back in vice versa.
GamesAddict01 3 years ago
Yes I did mention lizards turning into birds. But all you mentioned was a t-rex with scales. Your the idiot here replying to comments without reading them.
macias9133 3 years ago
ok then. think like that.
GamesAddict01 3 years ago
I dont want to offend the bıble(im not chirtian) but chirtian belive that there no such thing as evolution and i think only the catolic belives that.
galatasarayfan67 3 years ago
Your right, only the Catholic people beleive that but only because the Vatican says too. The Pope is actually a satanist.
macias9133 3 years ago
Whats a satanist exactly, sorry my english isnt perfect.
galatasarayfan67 3 years ago
what ever happened to white dog poo?
goopa832 3 years ago
I always answered the stranded on an island thing with "a boat"...
IchLeibeBillKaulitz 3 years ago
who sais we are came from apes??
RyaN94aus 3 years ago
Are you stupid, everyone know we are related to apes or we are the evovled version of apes. Get some education.
galatasarayfan67 3 years ago
BULL SHIT 50 years ago every1 thought the atom was the smallest thing in the universe. but to day we know that atoms have protons electrons and neutrons.
how do u for sure that we evolved from ape.
RyaN94aus 3 years ago
Well not everyone but most know we are evovled from apes from what we know now. But I do admit everything can happen in the world, maybe obamas a alien from mars or that only faggots built the pyramids.
galatasarayfan67 3 years ago
we cannot be 100% sure, but there is very conclusive scientific evidence to suggest it.
zmod101 3 years ago
lol i know i was just proving a point because that guy told me to get some education
RyaN94aus 3 years ago
it was a very good point to bring up, but you know, i doubt some people would understand the logic behind it.
zmod101 3 years ago
i agree . you have to be sure about it then you can actually know how to comment about it .
Aquasakurablue 3 years ago
i have a boner!!!!!!peace
chad301894 3 years ago
BONERS FTW!
DglMaster2012 3 years ago
holyshitlolz 3 years ago
lol nice the penguin = fail thing and the lullaby made me laugh
DglMaster2012 3 years ago
holyshitlolz 3 years ago
Two-humped camles and one-humped camles have the same amount of water, and you own land a certin distance into the earth
Neavehxoxo 3 years ago
well its only abit of fun you snobby twat
xxxElmox 3 years ago
Actually, a lot of those questions have answers. For instance, the portion about "pardon my French." They don't say that. In fact, the phrase began when the Anglo-Saxons and some French peoples started to merge. Anglo-Saxon language was considered to be "below" the French language, so any "curse" word we have today stemmed from Anglo-Saxon. The original phrase was "pardon my Anglo-Saxon," but that was said by the French. You are speaking in English, so it is switched. :) Random fact of the day.
Damien5254 3 years ago
the witch didnt bath chefs wear hair nets to stop hair going in the food so no u fool :P
123falloutboi123 3 years ago
of course u can cry underwater!!!!!
dont u watch spongebob????
bible is real it goes in non-fiction
these questions r all things i think of but there r a littl more
this is 4 all ur why questions videos
gothicgirl1928 3 years ago
the wicked witch of the west uses coconut oil. read gregory maguire's book or even see the musical
Crazybballgirl 3 years ago
to answer the "if we evolved why are monkeys still around" thats because we didnt evolve from monkeys we and monkeys share 99.99% of our DNA meaning we had a comon ancestor. also monkeys have an extremely good short-term memory that no human can ever beat. but they have bad long-term memory, as for humans, we have good long-term memory, but alot of us dont have good short-term. that was out of topic, just a litle fact of the day.
clericalerror 3 years ago
actually....monkeys and ppl share 98% of our DNA...not 99.99%....then everyone would be monkey...
g0dbl3s5yu 3 years ago
yea, thanks for correcting me, i dont know why i was thiking that.
clericalerror 3 years ago
camels dont actually store water in their humps they store water in their stomaches...the hump is made of fat/lipids.
And i think chess is considered a spectator sport.
POW978 3 years ago
If quizzes are quizzical, the what are tests?
greenorange75 3 years ago
testicals :P
123falloutboi123 3 years ago
HAHA ROFLCOPTERMAO
icyfire011 3 years ago
you can cry under water, penguins do have knees, and adult napping is called abduction
xxanaloverxx 3 years ago
the deserted island one is that if you land on another island near by and theres a volcano or canables then u can die
curacutie111 3 years ago
some make me laugh rly hard..
curacutie111 3 years ago
this was cool, thanks!!
xXkoolpersonXx 3 years ago 2
whats the song
DDRandGYMNASTICSboth 3 years ago
Rooftops - Lost Prophets
bex4mcr 3 years ago
Because the correct term is "Abducted" not "Kidnapped." Kidnapped is slang.
The sky doesnt have a shape. That is like asking "What shape is water?" It takes the shape of whatever you put it in.
A novel is always fictional, whereas a book can be about anything.
It depends in the context really. If you are just standing around then it is blinking. Winking usually has an attitude with it. You can blink with one eye.
MrHood1313 3 years ago 2
Christopher Robin was the one to give him jars for honey. He doesnt HAVE spoons.
You can get addicted to anything. There are other ways to deal with it then counseling. Like replacing it with something more productive.
I say "A boat"
Elderly people are called "Old" as an indication of age, just as young children are called "Young" as an expression of age.
In todays "Sue em all" society, you have to cover your ass on EVERYTHING. Even peanuts in peanut butter.
MrHood1313 3 years ago 4
No. Camels do not store water in their humps. They store fat which it uses when food is scarce. Camels just drink up to 20 gallons of water at a time and have a little remaining in their bloodstream which is why they can go so long without it.
Chess is considered a sport as it is a competition. Sport does not mean "Physically demanding"... take the expression "You are a good sport."
MrHood1313 3 years ago 2