Gay Robot - PILOT CLIP 2

[xloud4lifex]

This part was on pretend time :)

[itachi388]

hey gay robot, i can give you C3P0's number if you're so lonely

[deerhaunter300]

later gator, ignore the haterz

[DACLAWER]

please dont fall in love with my students

[JM23RP]

lmao

[Questafw]

@JM23RP This isn't that funny

[rockfite]

lol, wrestle his balls in your mouth.

[iamzhippoppotimus]

THIS WAS IN PRETEND TIME.

[PinoyCrackerBoyz]

whats the song that plays all the time on this show in between skits and at the beginning?

[12107170]

I'm so tired of laughing. lol

[wastrel628]

This clip JUST played on Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.

[iBeKillinTime]

@wastrel628 what song is at the beggining

[HooliganSamantha]

jaja "pass the tissues, we all got issues" <3

[thelonelyslayer]

you can watch the entire "full" pilot episode on myspace.

just look it up and you'll find it. it's great.

[OurSkits09]

forizeal! we were wazatching fazootball!

[BassMisteress101]

54 People are girls

[Wicked1355]

Can somebody tell me where these scenes are from? a show that never continued? or is it just swardson's underground stuff?

[DatBoyQ305]

@Wicked1355 the show was canceled during production, was supposed to air on Comedy Central. The Gay Robot character will be in Nick's new show Pretend Time though, and I think they're still trying to turn it into an animated series

[Aguirre693]

ha ha wrestle balls in his mouth!!

[Casil3as]

@Aguirre693 lol thats hit was funny.

[Sup3rShann0n]

Lol. Read down at the comments. There are actually people arguing about politics and religion! It's gay robot people, fucking laugh and move on to the next clip. How does an argument about religion even start? Any way, stfu and pass the tissues, we all got issues

[raidermitch]

The Professor is Jon from 'Delocated'

[buttlord123]

I would have been fired from this show if was on it for laughing my ass off nicks gay bot voice

[hokiecoastie]

ah pubes

[psychotikpaisano]

"jesus gay robot"

Those three words sound soo wtf together!

[imonahipppo]

why didn't this ever come to fruition?

[trufiend138]

robot should be a bit more...gay-er...

[kowchxpteito]

this is filmed at UCLA!

[fightsongfilms]

badass...jon glaser from delocated.

[ALL1423]

Hahahaha he smells like a lavendar scrotum........

[Mrprop5]

haha "fo rizzeals??"

[RoboSkank69]

Hey humanoids, check out my funny channel, I am a CYBORG SLUT!

[MildlyObnoxious]

Okay, two thing:

1. The robots eyebrows are ridiculously better designed than those of any robot preceding it, and

2. Would everyone who is arguing about shit please, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOVE IT SOMEPLACE ELSE, OK! No-one enjoys reading these bitter pathetic slagging matches pinned to the bottom of every single video that contains anything more politically or morally significant than Asian kids singing Beach Boys songs into a webcam.

[bcmcinnis]

@MildlyObnoxious HA HA HA.....Asian kids singing Beach Boys songs into a webcam? ...what a whimsical, off beat comment.... clearly that is not very politically OR morally significant. Commenting of the hilarity of the robots eyebrow design is in it self is very humorous BUT you made it the first (and thus more important) of the two comments.VERY good sir. Eyebrows, Asian Kids and Beach Boy Songs. These things don't belong together! Oh my that is richly humorous.

[heyheygirlx23]

Well it is called gay robot.

[illthug98]

nice

[8KB248]

I love this video because nobody is arguing in the comments about something stupid like politics.

Oh never mind.

[cw505]

@8KB248

"pass the tissues... we all got issues"- gay robot

[8KB248]

lol true

[javissar22]

"He smells like a lavender scrotum" lmao

[brutallyhonest123]

how the fuck do you know what they meant? you didn't write the comment asshole.Does "Telepathyfever" imply that you can read people's fucking minds and know the thoughts behind their statements? Your telepathetic

[telepathyfever]

@brutallyhonest123 nice attempt at humor, bigot. don't strain yourself trying to be republican and have a sense of humor at the same time. i read what they said, same as you. we know the same amount, yet my reaction didn't provoke the word "fag" several times like yours did. what is it about homosexuals that makes you get all hot and bothered? are you intimidated, or does your programming go nuts when you feel a genuine emotion?

[brutallyhonest123]

@telepathyfever

republican. yeah like i vote.

way to notice what i said 2 weeks later.

you're a douchebag. My original comment was aimed at someone else so fuck yourself out of my convo dickhead. why dont you write a heated political blog about it instead of bothering me?

[telepathyfever]

Guess what, i've been doing shit! I haven't had time to waste on laughing at how ignorant people can be on youtube. I wouldn't bother you if it didn't bother you. You seem to miss the point, which is that I enjoy angering small minded bigots who deserve it. You get mad because you are wrong. Your frustration proves it, and simultaneously delights me.

[Jayson11700]

hahahaha

[WLProductions]

think this robot perpetuates homophobic stereotypes....

[brutallyhonest123]

yeah because gay guys don't act like this at all right? SURE

there's alot of fags who go out of their way to act like total stereotypical fags. And i don't care what you say. Maybe there's a genetic predisposition for preferring pole to hole but acting like a bitch is a choice man.

[ceruleanraven]

Your actually totally right. I'm gay and believe there are guys that "think" thats what they need to be like to be gay. Its ridiculous.

Course, they also may have been born with -2 testosterone.

[brutallyhonest123]

thank you. here's some louis ck goodness for your support /watch?v=U-otAJrtY-w

[gcancelado]

haha pole to hole

[telepathyfever]

then i guess you made the choice to act like a bitch and make anonymous blanket statements about human beings. way to show your bigotry in response to a sarcastic comment. and i'm not gay, i'm simply not an asshole.

[brutallyhonest123]

it wasn't anonymous, and it wasn't a "blanket statement". I was commenting on someone's remark about this video being offensive to gay people. I made a statement about a portion of the gay population, one that was supported by both gay and straight people you fucking bleeding heart assclown

[telepathyfever]

"I was commenting on someone's remark about this video being offensive to gay people" Yes EXACTLY, and it was said sarcastically because of the obviousness of the whole situation. That's what makes your ignorance stand out as being especially hilarious! Thankyou for your time, and the explicit, hateful, stereotypical redneck bigoted rant you left as a comment on my wall. You're so tough now! I hope it made you feel better, now go back to your anti civil rights cable news.

[MrCssPwnage]

Homo, Burn in hell You butt pirate.

[telepathyfever]

Lol, not only are you a bigot, but you believe in hell! How hilariously childish.

[MrCssPwnage]

Actually i don't believe in Hell or Heaven Butt if there is A heaven and hell and I'm wrong about my beliefs then you WILL Burn in Hell

[treyfenton]

"oh for rizzeal? i met him earlier. we were wizzatching fizzootball" haha

[ItsybitsyspiderMamma]

'ahhh, pubes'

[ugotjewed]

jon heder dude what the fuck are you retarded

[joshakask8er1]

thats not jon heder dipshit its nick swardson

[infrafan]

PUBES! God I love Jon Heder.

[cphackerultimate]

peace in the middle east lol

[shrimpmammy]

HA! Love it..I could use a gay robot...it could clean the shizit outta my house!

[pspman301]

hahahahhaha

[kb26hockey]

we were wizzatching fizzootball

[dueyfinnn]

he smells like a lavender scrotem

[rabbitforlyfe]

do u wanna wressle your balls in my mouth

[TokenChokin]

the first time you heard peace in the middle east?

[mahdogzbite]

Snoop didn't start that shit... E-40 did.

[deadloque]

snoops been around a lot longer than him.

[mahdogzbite]

Source of my comment: Snoop Himself

[BobBX542]

Doesn't matter who started it, it's still fucking stupid.

[TheDrNightmare]

Calm down with the f word just say kittenz

[BobBX542]

Fuck you

[TheDrNightmare]

someones tense, jesus pudding

[300Z31]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Honestly dude, you were asking for it.

[JackofSpades69]

@mahdogzbite does it really matter? z's are strange anyways

[PandaPenguin808]

ahahahahaah.

"Ahhhh Pubes" wtf?1 hilarious

[freakybitch10]

haha "he has eyes like brown diamonds"

[CAZTASTIK209]

he smells like a lavender scrodum haha

[msdoggy06]

lol word up, peace in the middle east

[pancakesareawesome]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what's poppin homie? He he he he ha ha ha ha roof ha roof he roof

[lvmybabies0705]

funny shit!

[chubbyboi333]

pass the tissues we all got issues

peace in the middle east

LOL!

[adcomh]

cool

[woodoven]

0:45 hahahaha

[maxboostedsupra]

hahaha wrestle his balls in your mouth

[Fallinloveangelx21]

domo orry gato mr robato

[wxwrestling]

hahaha lavender scrotum

[GrahamDaCracker]

Looks like the robot rosie from the jetsons.

[468416772137]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what's poppin homie? I got my big dick yo. I love this audio preveiw!!!!! Type in a whole bunch of randome shit, it says it back!!!! :O :D ha ha ha :P. He he he ha ha ha ha roof ha roof ha roof!

[ArKaiN123]

"ah, pubes"

[CelticsBird33]

Nick Swardson!

[lounginaddict]

isn't that the guy from the slipnuts on conan

[cuelnero425]

did this show made the cut for TV

[kirmokin]

well it doesnt look so good lol so i highly doubt it

[wallas10]

what movie is this from?

[kowtpr187]

its not a movie..its a pilot clip for a TV show

[GhostFactor]

ROFL peace in the middle east love it

[badderthanyou]

I think the robot-Nick, should be more like Terry's voice on Reno 911. Would be funnier.

[Bobo31790]

the guy who played the robot in thie clip is terry from reno...

[bordelon1111]

ahhhh...NO! its nick swardson

[mesoemo]

yup same dude lol it's the same dude who got the phone call on the first clip...

[bryanb16th]

"Pass the tissues, we all Got Issues"

[lalaSTOOPID]

Hes smells like a lavender scrotum...

[BMD101]

Gay Robot needs to be made into a full length film......

[finnishnin]

@BMD101 He's in Pretend Time, that's good enough.

[deadloque]

He smells like a lavender scrotum rofl

[jarett26]

i love how they address him as gay robot

[spacitydrummer4JC]

Lol, Nick's voice Is the robot

[DTard222]

this is great everyone elses shits weak

[ccaccord07]

shits weak shits weak (grandmas boy)

[SJUDGE327]

fa sho, he is indeed the boom.

[wowlover80]

i love gay robot he is so the boom

[mianersiyok]

so the boom? lol. ok...

[FlyingCows112]

to bad Comedy Central won't air this (probably)

[deadloque]

Adult Swim would.

[Ch3rLuv3r]

LMAO! Lavender Scrotum?!?!?!?!

[timsartsite]

Is...i think...the teacher sounds like the voice of Stroker from Stroker and Hoop

[askagaydad]

"I get Lonely"

[causeXeffect23]

you're scraping the bottom of the barrel

[jakenjoi]

You are the bottom of the barrel

[sexyspoonage]

Burrrrrrrrrn.

[XXDylanIsHardcoreXX]

your mom's a ukelele...terry

[serranorichard]

"ah... pubes" hahahaha

[VideosarePhresh]

forizzle?!

[saltyballs728]

"ah... pubes" hahahaha

[JKno1]

peace in the middle east.....gotta try that line sometime lmao

[walkerXawesome]

he smells like a lavender scrotum

[sbort]

"ah hahahaha... aw pubes..."

BRILL.

<3

[Proscooterer]

a lavender scrotom lmfao

[glossyxokizzez]

lol he wanted to wrestle his balls in his mouth! i couldn't stop laughing!

[TonyToneB100]

Looks like Screech's gay brother

[passedude1217]

snoop started it

[LeLexGirl12]

Wrestel balls in ur mouth lol i love this my man showed me these and had me listen to it wit him at a game :) <3

[CRAZYforRAMENnoodles]

what did i tell u about adding z's to words lol

[conbut2]

Good job.

[Phunkrock]

a drizzeam come trizzue...LOL! Funniest line ever!

[xEmoFuckingPrincessx]

he doesnt say that

=/

[ayokae]

y does the proffesor look like an even nerdier screech

[couchie871]

"pass the tissues we all got issues" lol funny love these videos...hahahahah

[yobro7]

i want his dick

[Dorasgun]

wtf lol

[dusteroo]

hahaha

smells like a lavender scrotem

hahahahahahaha

[JimmysNordon]

Can a gay robet get aids

[cattledrive]

hahaha. i was wondering the same thing.

[JimmysNordon]

Check out his myspace profile the full movie is there. These are missing the ending and some parts in the middle

[Hiravir]

OOOOH I can feel my steel too... okay just kidding, this should be made into a series. Long live Gay Robot.

[ashowenz]

FORIZZEAL?

[Staralfurz]

but adam sandler isn't funny.

[YAT3SY]

yeah not as funny as mel gibson....NOT! adam sandler pwns get used to it!!!

[ducksemperor]

adam sandler made gay robot he should be a chacter

[OoogieBoogie]

fucking awesome.

[babybrunette5]

hahaa,i love this robot !

[mcshotgun96]

Why the hell wasn't this picked up, its the

shit. WORD UP, PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

[VietnamDie]

Best ever Nick is the shit number 1 comedian

[ericz71]

Blame Snoop he started it!!!

[omnipotentduck]

Stupid this up a little more and it would work on Adult Swim. Maybe even now.

[dogeymon]

Gay Robot's first name is Jesus?????

[stephfrusciante]

PEACE IN MIDDLEAST ^_^ !

[annieTyger]

he sounds like kip

[Dr34am3r]

At first I thought the teacher looked like that guy in those cigaratte commercials. X:

[leonardtr99]

Why is this not on t.v????

[mattingly234ever]

pass the tissues we all got issues

[mattyboy2984]

Lavender Scrotum. T&R. I would pay to see Gonzarelli and Gay Robot hang out.

[bgonzales3]

wbcn T&R!

Couple beers, no beers...chili.

[TehAristocrats]

ahh pubes...

[Lukeor]

arrested development ruled.

[CountFruFru]

oh yeah!!!! that was sooo funny!

[sukasaroth]

YOU SUCK AT SPELLING

[lalaproductions]

he smells like a lavender scrotum