July 26, 2010 ☀ JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication

[noorschannel]

@Kamikitsune0: yeah, and her china was SWEEEEET! :) (quote-unquote)

Seriously, this is one of my favorite CWC videos. From the tshirt on the head to the easily seen muscle bra outlined underneath said shirt to the filming in a generic Goodwill bathroom, Mr. "JenkinsJinkies" does not disappoint here.

[LadyDoloris]

Julaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 26...

[superfawful65]

Chris should've should've got the guy from Magical Man Potion to do this. Who the hell was that guy?

[Kamikitsune0]

The BEST part? He thought THIS would pass as a 14 year old boy (8th/9th grade) who lost his virginity to a "Seinor Cheerleader" (12th grade)...

[ToviaPicoru]

Those double D moobs are a dead giveaway, Chris. xD

[fman400002]

who is this mysteriouis person that sounds an awful lot like chris?

[TIISB]

Seems legit.

[weds9994]

FAT

[CyberMcRock]

Kkk much

[yankeezero]

Black sheep of the family.

[Okakkun]

You can see his sports bra through his shirt. This is either Chris or a gangly-armed fat chick. Or maybe both.

[Dudinator123]

Who is this mysterious fat-man with a dirty towel over his head? Why is he pledging alliance to someone over the internet, as if he works for a league of super villains? And why is his disguise so pathetic, that even a four year old knows he is Chris? Find out on the next eye-raping episode of: Fat-Slob Jenkins and the Warriors against justice.

[SOSHaruhi101]

ZOMG HOOO IZ IT!!!?!?!!

[Algahiem]

Cut the bullshit, Chris! We know it's you!

[angrybull]

COBRAAAAAA!!!!!

[lemonfryer]

dude, i think the huge man tits are a big giveaway

[RobotwarsKing]

SEEMS LEGIT

[RikuRiku]

I swear this kid is a troll

[sirpico123]

now if chris could speak like this all the time, he would`nt be so pathetic

[444Tazer]

JenkinsJinkies is supposed to be like 14, right? He could have just used a voice changer or something instead of just muffling himself. Off topic though, I've never noticed how scrawny his arms are!

[jcrowley1985]

So where did he film this? We all know that none of the rooms in his house are that clean.

[Dorminay42]

@jcrowley1985 I was thinking that too. But if you listen closely, you can hear an intercom system saying something at around 0:30. Maybe he's in a supermarket bathroom or something.

[JeffroTV]

Cock Commander.

[SinDawg030]

Why am I reminded of an Al Quaeda hostage video?

[trickstercoyote71]

who is this handsome stranger

[ZetsubouJohnny]

dude, cobra commander is packing some sweater meat.....

[Saaaataan]

Literally laugh everytime at this, he must of thought hw got away with it...

[deathskilledreaper]

So cobra commander went from the helmet back to the hood and he got really really fat. What an unbelievable douchebag chris-chan is.

[CSick27]

where was this recorded? that room seems way too clean to be anywhere in chris's house

[GlimpsofDay]

@CSick27 it was at his local goodwill bathroom. and i feel bad for him if he thinks he fooled anybody. i know a near 30, retarded manchild when i see one

[EndlessAwesomness]

His full breasts gave him away besides the fact that he is a master of disguise. *eye roll*

[AGenericVillain]

Jesus christ he's fat.

[nietsjors]

That's Ian Brandon Anderson! :o I recognize him by his breasts!

[schnitzal]

You fucking idiot. I can tell you're Ian Brandon Anderson from the pixels.

And the massive MANTITS.

[Saaaataan]

Love how he musta felt like a master of disguise!

[JohnMooreification]

I heard this guy got raped by a ghost in Branchland Court!

[BunrakukenIII]

I recognize that sport bra...

[Popanator2010]

Damn that woman has a deep voice. I can tell its a woman, because of those big tits and she looks pregnant.

[stsaylor29]

damn that's one boring kid

[SESdisciple]

That intercom in the background (0:31) proves he's making this video in a public place. Wow.

[BluePlue]

IT'S A SPYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Popanator2010]

Chris has some huge tits.

[TheSpiralDownward]

@Popanator2010 His tits are the envy of womens' locker rooms everywhere.

[AFandhisOrchestra]

Note the subtle yet damning turn of phrase in "The money is wasted on him," as if it isn't his fault that he throws away his $800  tugboat every chance he gets.

[kyubiiofrage]

.....I can't believe he thought this would work...

[elitepersecom]

@kyubiiofrage The sports bra really gave it away.

[CTR8008]

Who's the old lady with the towel on her head? I can tell she's old because her tits sag so low.

[sexhaie]

i love how chris is trying to act like another person when clearly no man in the universe has manboobs as big as chris, not even obese men have tits that big nor do they wear a white shirt to where you can clearly see your black bra.

[Dracomancer350]

he hates himself clearly

[AndreaYatesFanClub]

Who the hell is that?!?!?

[ZyxthePest]

Those mantits look AWFULLY familiar...

[CKO92]

The truly baffling thing about this video is that Chris-Chan actually thought he could fool anybody with it.

[ColonelOrnery]

If Chris is so "good" with computers, as he puts it, then he should be able to download audio/pitch software and change the sound/tone of his voice.

Oh, no, wait, he's lazy, so he just did this video the easy way.

[DrTheKay]

What? It was obvious! Hes the striped spy!!

[Germeka]

The autistic tomboy is a SPY!

[MrfryREBORN]

Damn, this guy is the real deal!!!!!

[Mateo11]

I don't get it, what does this greasy fat girl with saggy boobs disguising her voice have to do with....oh wait.

[ThelronFjord]

COOOOBRA!!! RETREAT!!!

[Bonerfiesta]

He should be friendly to his males. His whale males.

[AniMerrill]

This... is sad.

[SoopySnoopy]

who is this masked gentleman?

[lukeyboy118]

@SoopySnoopy a dashing young man called jenkins.

[CKO92]

@LelouchViBritannia1 Yeah, but the voice pretty much blows his cover.

[tabrismacbeth]

That towel man from the original version of "The Ring" sure let himself go.

[grizzlychris2]

ummm...i didn't need to see those man boobs to know that was chris, just saying

[argebarse]

This is the closest he'll ever come to true self-awareness

[xBNBxKilleR]

he is in the cancer center his mom got bone cancer

[SergeantLuke]

Actually, I'm convinced that this really isn't Chris. If it was, the walls would be yellow and the floor would be absolutely covered in shit.

[cguevara12]

@SergeantLuke Yeah the moobs and the body structure gives it away but the way the house looks is very clean.

[ShadowPa1adin]

Damn! Cobra Commander really let himself go.

[LarryBundyJr]

@ShadowPa1adin Thanks for stealing my comment.

[FFS1NICO]

i can see the sportsbra chris....

[TigerPimp666]

the man boobs did not give him away look at that shirt if you look hard you can see that bra

[Germeka]

MASTER OF DISGUISE!

[Athils]

He must be the only guy on Earth who refers to men collectively as "us males." Where did he pick that up, I wonder?

[glacko2021]

It's Cobra Commander!

[EponymousKid]

Is there really anything to say to this? I mean, I realize we've seen Chris act like a moron before, but how on earth could even he be so stupid as to think this would fool anyone?

[HillDueceua]

is this guy for real. I mean how many times has he said "it makes me so angry!" followed by that ridiculous grunt?

[Cantsaythree]

He was probably hoping he could score with a boyfriend-free troll.

[FloganFly]

whoa his boobs are huge

[SZF123456]

So if this isn't being filmed in his filthy house, and his church has been helping him supposedly lead a more "normal" life, then can I assume that perhaps the church members realized that he'd never be truly sane and are only helping fuel the trolls flames indirectly?

[ScoopsTherobotreal1]

Towelhead directed by Alan Ball

[zonkedhombre]

why u do dis

[cartmansfat123]

He's back!

[NeonNuki]

Damn it. This man IS the kings speech.

[DackIsBack]

IS HE WEARING A SPORTS BRAH?

[vihannes3]

Ok, he must be just trolling. Even a massive failure such as himself couldn't possibly think this would convince anybody.

[zonkedhombre]

oh no! did the Taliban kidnap chris and put him up to this?

JULAAAYYYYYYYYY

hopefully a beheading video will surface soon

[mrbob091]

@zonkedhombre THAT WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING EVER

You organize the party though cos I'm lazy.

[hemightbegiant]

Seems legit guys, I say we give him a chance

[videogamenostalgia]

You know how Michael Jackson bought the Elephant Man's bones? Well I got dibs on Chris Chan's...

[freedomfriestastebad]

everyone reading this is pathetic and so is cogsdev.

[wubble78]

beeeg american teetees!

[Deepblue686]

"so then I sent him a bunch of curses,"

Jesus, he doesn't even attempt to make himself seem like another person.

The unplanned nature of his speach (stuttering and changing mid-sentence) along with the fact that he still uses his "CWC-isms" in the forum posts prove that he's just that lazy at trying to convince people of anything.

[Wombleonastick]

@Deepblue686 He tried abit harder as "GamerXZ0", but he was still obvious.

[Wombleonastick]

Gamer AND Dne both pussied out, like Chris does, coincidence? I think not.

Gamer AKA Chris, give up, we know its you.

[angrybull]

Now he's cosplaying as Cobra Commander.

[WALZEY]

Is chris wearing his man bra under that shirt?

[rolocker]

A certain Clyde Cash,

That's all he had to say to convince me it was him.

[FastFoodies]

Jenkins Jinkies

13 Branchland Ct

Ruckersville, VA 22968

[Wombleonastick]

lol, GamerXZ0(Chris Chan) just blocked me(totally not like Chris rite?)

Chris, you're hilarious XD.

[SabahAlev]

never mind the fact that he has huge unmistakable tits,

lets point out the fact that his black sports bra is the deciding factor in knowing this asshole is chris

[rolocker]

@GamerXZ0

Stop calling everyone Chris. Seriously, it's getting way too old, go back to your little whatever it is that you were doing before you get into some serious trouble. No threats, just looking out for your wellbeing. I've seen too many people get ridiculed for Fail-Trolling.

Lots of hate,

rolocker

[diehounderdoggen]

At around 0:31 you can hear the intercom of whatever store he made the video in.

[Funkybob2]

@diehounderdoggen

I gotta wonder what the people who saw him make this video thought.

[Zookerman1232]

hOLEY sCHITTT dos tits D:

[ThisIsMyCake]

Who is the alleged troll from Boston who supposedly lives across the street from him, that he's trying to impersonate in the video?

[RavenJanette]

@ThisIsMyCake From what I understand there is no actual troll from Boston. It's just someone Chris made up in an attempt to counter troll everybody that fucks with him. I don't remember all the details exactly but you can read about it on the CWCki if you're curious.

[halodystroyer44]

@RavenJanette im pretty sure he was joking

[Gasosag]

I don't think that is Chris. That room is clean, so it can be at his house.

[DragonLS]

Good lord, Cobra Commander has REALLY let himself go lately!

[marbleskc]

Chris Chan in his ultimated form :L

[MrChipmunkor]

its so sad that he thinks that he pulled something off.

[rolocker]

@GamerXZ0

Then why are you still commenting on this ideo? If you weren't Chris yo would have given up and left, but nope, your still here.

GAMER I AM DISAPOINT

[GamerXZ0]

@rolocker I'm different from Chris. Deal with it.

[Wombleonastick]

@GamerXZ0

Chris, how can you be different from yourself?

[whilwheaton]

this guy looks legit

[RavenJanette]

O hai, manchild. Haven't seen you in a few months. You should probably stop spending all your money on games so you can save up for the breast reduction you're probably going to need in a few months if they keep growing at this rate.

[Zero4Mars]

...but the world refused to change...

[SimplySeraphic]

I'm confused, what does Chris hope to accomplish?

[SergeantLuke]

I don't know what's sadder: the fact that he seriously thought this would fool people, or the fact that he admitted he's a lazy fuck who should work for the money he gets.

[cloudzack1090]

when the fuck is this loser coming back???

[mordredt02]

Just read the post where Chris (posing as a troll) tried to convince people he was attacked by the ghost of Patti. Now I'm wondering if Chris actually believes his dead dog protects his house. Or if he just thinks the trolls are somehow stupid enough to believe that. Neither would surprise me.

[SoopySnoopy]

Is mayonnaise man back?

[PAVN]

It's a spai! ...Or is it?

Who is this cool troll dude?

[Ragedhard]

What the fuck is going on in this comment box? As far as I can tell some dirty mick is raging at some retard who may or may not be Chris.

[VoorkJTV]

@Ragedhard retarded people are going on.

[GamerXZ0]

@Ragedhard They think I'm Chris, when I look nothing like him and that there is a 10 year age difference. They're being stupid.

[SteffersFavourites]

The giant man-boobs give away the fact that it can only be Chris xD

[Razorface62249]

Dear CWC your titties have given you away once again but keep trying because your failures are the sunshine of my day

[Colddirector]

This young man will surely prove to be a promising lead on Chris, that towel will sure disguise him when he's trolling Chris for some Laughs under Lucridites

[rolocker]

@GamerX20

Wow, too far.

I wouldn't be talking, lass.

Och, you'll get murdered in the highlands for even mentioning a mans mother in that tone of voice.

Now go play with your plastic toys you fat americunt.

[GamerXZ0]

@rolocker for crying out loud. I'm not Chris. I tried to get a rise out of him to stop embarrassing himself.

[rolocker]

@DoctorBeardface

SHUT, THE FUCK, UP

[rolocker]

@GamerX20

SHUT, THE FUCK, UP

[GamerXZ0]

@rolocker

1. I'm defending myself

2. That reference is still awesome.

3. it's GamerX *Z* 0

[KingofJoker255]

Is it me or Cobra Commander really let himself go after all those years?

[Hipstersinspace]

The moobs pretty much reveal that this guy is Ian.

[serarity]

''He doesnt have to work for his money''

THE IRONY, IT HURTS

[Exarian]

still naive as ever, but... he is evolving... he is processing, probing, attempting to be undercover. how fast will this progress? what if in 3 months he is double trolling all of us like some madman, pulling at the strings, and setting us all up for something? oh god... what if it has begun? what if this was all part of a greater plot he made over his long absence?

oh god I just hard something. my window... it's open... OH GOD WHERE DID THIS MEDALLION COME FROM? HE MUST BE IN MY HOUSE. HELP M-

[GamerXZ0]

@Exarian I really do wonder if that was Chris' plan. @DoctorBeardface isn't that right, Chris?

[DoctorBeardface]

@GamerXZ0 Proof: You - play video games - are autistic - type and sound like Chris - quote video games - chickened out of actually proving you're not Chris. - Everyone knows you're Chris - fail at trolling. - gay and now u mad and butthurt.

[GamerXZ0]

@DoctorBeardface and yet, you still have no physical proof of my true identity. God, you're such a Pisces, Chris.

[DoctorBeardface]

@GamerXZ0 And you're such a Virgo, CWC. :P

Go on get outta here ya little rascal. Those LBP2 levels wont build themselves!

[GamerXZ0]

@DoctorBeardface I'm a Libra thank you very much. BTW, DBF, I heard you're from Ireland. That must mean your a drunkard who has no life and who's mom was a protestant whore and was an abuse victim.

What're ya gonna do lad? ya gonna go an drink til ya drop, then murder yer wife? oh, that's right. ya hav' no wife. ya did nuthin but abuse her jus like yer catholic father!

What do ya hav' ta say ta that, laddie?

-JRH AKA GamerXZ0

[Wombleonastick]

@GamerXZ0 JULAYYYYYYYYYYY JULAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[GamerXZ0]

@Wombleonastick I will admit though, that was priceless. But of course, your ignorance still shows. I'm actually laughing at you guys. you're all acting like retards. I know for a fact I'm not Chris. That's all I need to know. Your all just trolling an innocent speculator who has a 7 month grudge on him. If you don't believe me, ask BoxmanDesu. He's known from the beginning about my hatred of Chris.

[Wombleonastick]

@GamerXZ0 stfu, Chris, you're not fooling anyone.

Just because you can make a load of sock puppet accounts DOESN'T mean you're convincing in the slightest.

[GamerXZ0]

@Wombleonastick y'know you're in my vid too. Yes, I just finished it. I just need my gf to see if I need any corrections to be made. and do you really think I have 28 sock puppet accounts?

once again, my initials are JH, my real life picture will be in the vid, and then you can find that person on facebook, message him, and you'll have your proof.

I wonder if you or DBF will make a response video. But I highly doubt it. You two have never posted a vid using your voice.

In the end, your a coward.

[Wombleonastick]

@GamerXZ0 Chris, how exactly does using your own voice make you brave?

[GamerXZ0]

@Wombleonastick Because what if your Chris?

[dne909]

@Wombleonastick Yo Chris! You think you got balls! If you have balls, I challenge you to 10 matches on 3rd Strike in GGPO, on Saturday! If I win, you delete this account, if I lose, I'll show my face.

[Wombleonastick]

@dne909 What are you? a fucking pussy? go with a real man's bet, If I win, you get the fuck off youtube.

Also, you're a fucking faggot for wanting to share your gay ass face.

[DoctorBeardface]

@GamerXZ0 All I have to say is your Irish impersonation hasn't gotten any better Chris.

Here's my impersonation of you. JULAAAAYYYY!

[GamerXZ0]

@DoctorBeardface You know, this has been going on for a few days. I'm getting tired of your false accusations.

[DoctorBeardface]

@GamerXZ0 u mad, chris chan?

[GamerXZ0]

@DoctorBeardface nah, I'm just laughing at how idiotic you are acting. BTW, I'm making a video now, since this is going way too far.

[DoctorBeardface]

@GamerXZ0 Great. Is it a love dedication to Jackie?

[GamerXZ0]

@DoctorBeardface Fuck no, dumbturd! I'm proving I'm not Chris. I'm even using my real life picture, so you better have a good reason why that guy isn't me. remember the initials I posted on that offensive comment? try and look up someone with a J and H as thier first and last name after the video is up.

[DoctorBeardface]

@GamerXZ0 J and H.... Jimmy Hill? The guy who sold all the Sonichu merchandise in England? Yeah I remember you were pretty mad about that.

[GamerXZ0]

@DoctorBeardface Nooooo, It's a name that has no affiliation with Chris or his troll's whatsoever. Once the video is up and my picture is revealed, just message that person on facebook.

[DoctorBeardface]

@GamerXZ0 k

[GamerXZ0]

@DoctorBeardface Thank you.

[DinerSals]

@DoctorBeardface:

You're just fucking sad, man.

[meowlaise]

You'd think a towel over his head would improve his looks...

[Wombleonastick]

@meowlaise It does, I can just barely mistake Chris for a women, whilst I'm completely bladdered.

[meowlaise]

@Wombleonastick Ok. Sure. A female. But what species?

[Revenantspecter]

I can't wait for the sequel to this where he stands on a box and puts electrodes on his fingers.

[LibBasher]

Notice the clean home in the background? He would have had me if it wasn't for his huge man titties and brightly colored sports bra.

[Deepblue686]

The only thing he succeeded upon doing all of this is trolling himself and then getting trolled afterward.

*sigh* Oh Chris....