Let Me Be Clear (An Original Song)

[eestinoob]

Remember when you had amnesia oh nevermind forget it

[ZAMAN3705]

Sucks

[dannkramer]

I'm not gonna lie, I love weird Al too. I think your parodies are awesome! This song would make Weird al proud

[emmasmiley01]

Never gets old :'D

[endlessonlineguider]

@Asplichten on september, 27 is his birthday, if i recall correctly.

[soopermant8577]

You are a TRUE artist!!

[soopermant8577]

I have to watch your videos everyday!! You are my HERO!! RoCk on dude!!!

[sarathoughtonnothing]

this is the best song ever.

[i0inky]

i spent 30 minutes memorising this song at 1 in the morning so i didn't get frustrated when i sung it in my head lol

[HerGraceLea]

@i0inky I did the same thing lol

[DevilboyScooby]

lol it's like the opening of would I lie to you...

[RUMELSKIN]

Haha right next to this video is a picture of Obama 2012 haha. I found it Ironic

[Aj556677]

@RUMELSKIN ironic?

[RUMELSKIN]

@Aj556677 Yeah, who else has used the phrase Let Me Be Clear the most? President Obama.

[Aj556677]

@RUMELSKIN True...

[slytherinsheirx]

This actually reminds me of a very Weird Al style! Nicely done!

[Leonzell]

Let me be clear i'd like to chat with you i'll ignore your calls let me be clear i'm scared of lying for fear i might fall let me be clear the earth is spinning almost every day let me be clear i always come here just by going away let me be clear hey feel listen that you can see with your eyes let me be clear what i already know took me by surprise let me be clear this place is so soothing that i'm trembling with fear let me be clear you seem confused so let me try to be clear (Continues above)

[Leonzell]

@Leonzell oh, Let me be clear How else can I explain so that you comprehend with your oscitant brain let me be clear grandpa's so funny he just never gets old let me be clear put on a tanktop its extremely cold let me be clear i kissed a statue it was never the same let me be clear i just beat cancer cause he sucks at this game let me be clear i dance in corduroys while feeling the grooves let me be clear i'm playing solitaire and now it's your move let me be clear (continues above)

[Leonzell]

@Leonzell I slice while golfing while i'm wearing a thong let me be clear now please be quiet while we all sing along oh, Let me be clear How else can I explain so that you comprehend with your oscitant brain let me be clear it is imperative and you must understand let me be clear that this is trivial and so i must demand let me be clear that you remember every single word i say (let me be clear) so that you'll never ever recall these words from your memory let me be clear

[Leonzell]

@Leonzell i fit right in cause i'm so out of place let me be clear and its as clear as bacteria on your face let me be clear i love my stylist and were starting to gel let me be clear but i fall in whenever i'm wishing well let me be clear well i could care less means you really do care let me be clear i usually make that linguistic error let me be clear i tell the truth until my pants are on fire let me be clear you may not like me but i'm huge in the shire

[Leonzell]

@Leonzell (let me be clear how else can i explain so that you comprehend with your oscitant brain)

i crashed my car while driving you up the wall

i make my point by making no sense at all

when i'm in church i find myself feeling nave

did long john silver have one foot in the grave

i wrote a guitar riff and then watched a famous rock star shred it

remember when you had amnesia oh nevermind forget it

if my actions don't line up with all these things you have heard

[Leonzell]

@Leonzell then let me reassure you it all makes sense with these four words

let me be clear!

[RazorRomsLPChannel]

I want it longer

[wombatmike]

omg when I watched this there was a 2 and a half minute AD! an AD!

[andy4an]

his CD is out, so you can buy it now!

[445happy]

most-epic-fantastic-song-EVER



[sharenzaa]

no u lame shut the fuck up!

[TheUniverseOfDreams]

If you're British, it actually makes sense to put on a tank top when it's cold.

[scradimusz]

"Remember when you had amnesia, oh nevermind forget it!" Hahahaha.

[sharenzaa]

this is lame an all yall lame for likein it

[toontowncitizen]

@sharenzaa i bet it's because he wasn't clear enough for you :p

[Eric101point101]

im gonna memorize this song,no matter what,just for a college project on memory,awwwwwww yeaaaaahhh

[ShoesThatBounce]

absolutely brilliant! the originals are ALWAYS the best!

[akallekalle]

87 people didnt comprehend with their oscitant brains

[garydudeharvey]

if u disliked this ur for sure a justin beibeir and rebicka black fan so fuck u

[kaithe2]

87 people liked the song so much they disliked it

[rainbowconverse100]

Whoo, 1500th like!

[danerogil]

I love this song...

[IngloriousWar]

Yeah. Same question as AspLicthen. :P

[AspLichten]

I've been meaning to ask for a while, what is it with you and 27? In Popstar, "Hit my midlife crisis when I'm 27", in Doomsday, "The mailman's been missing for 27 days", in Blame Halo 3, "I'm sorry for the way that I've behaved, over the last 27 days" and I thought it was all a coincidence until I saw 27 written seemingly randomly in Let Me Be Clear, when I knew that there had to be something to it. What does it mean, and are there any others I've missed?

[JamesWarriorFan]

@AspLichten I asked him on the phone its his birthday, and he likes just likes the number.

[dravarian26]

@AspLichten 27 is my favorite number so i notice it everywhere. I'm pretty positive that 27 is a common number in weird al songs as well. Since he likes weird al maybe its like a little homage to him in each song?

[Beatboxbizboy]

@AspLichten i always thought it was his age...i guess not

[JamesWarriorFan]

@AspLichten I asked him on the phone, he said he just likes the number and it rhmyes easily.

[bobman683]

@AspLichten ha 27 likes on you coment tooo

[RazorRomsLPChannel]

i see your influenced by Weird Al this seems like a song he would write

[Logoned]

This should be an Obama parody, great tune

[ChuckLiddelFan100]

I challenge myself by trying to read the lyrics in the vid and when I do it right I will eat a victory cookie

[thehogfam]

Hahahaha I actualy understand some of the lyrics in let me be clear!!

[glstudios]

87 people are so hateful they're in love

[shiney1985]

makes sense to me hes making fun of how the English language works

[glstudios]

this sounds like 'since you've been gone' by weird al

[Zbandit511]

This song makes you sound kind of like weird al

[polly10022]

Obamas song hahaha

[HazelSageHP]

grandpa's so funny he just never gets old XD i love it!

[blandgum]

Yes. A thousand times, yes.

[cripstakyle]

ill b honest james the first time i saw this video i wasnt impressed but as a fan i thought id give it another chance. now i cant get it out my head lol i love it. it genious. i know most of your great songs of by heart but this one is gona take some serious learning

[smoke126857]

Yep, weird AL

[pillowman10]

CHAOS!!!!!!!

[camra94]

It all makes sense now

[mrzeegrr]

Epic fun. I beat cancer 'cause he sucks at this game.....LOL!!!

[balletboy134225]

lyrics i need them!

[Kemorowolfrain]

@balletboy134225 keep watching it and write fast

[wilkijoe15]

you should put this on itunes! : )

[Whisperella]

This is probably my favorite song ever. <3

[DomoSkate0815]

am i high?!

[MuskratandRatman]

OMG!! This must be the Obama song!!

[RocketManof06]

I seriously thought this was Weird Al the first time I heard it. Pure epic awesomeness!

[Xavier21358]

Fuck, those were some AWESOME lyrics. And I'm serious. If you get it, it's awesome :)

[thommmiey]

thumbs up for googling oscitant

[Tallyoungblood]

- with these four words. LET ME BE CLEAR!

[Tallyoungblood]

truth until my pants are on fire.LMBC.You may not like me but i'm huge in the shire.i crashed my car while driving you up the wall.I make my point by making no sense at all.When im in church i find myself feeling nave.did long john silver have one foot in the grave.I wrote a guitar riff and watched a famous rock star shred it.Remember when you had amnesia oh nevermind forget it.if my actions dont line up with all these things that you have heard.then let me reassure you that it all makes sense-

[Tallyoungblood]

-stand. LMBC. That this is trivial and so i must demand. LMBC. That you remember every single word i say. LMBC. so that you'll never ever recall these words from your memory. LMBC. I fit right in because i'm so out of place. LMBC. and its clear as bacteria on your face. LMBC. I love my stylist and we're starting to gel. LMBC. But i fall in whenever i'm wishing well. LMBC, Well i could care less which means you really do care. LMBC. I usually always make that linguistic error. LMBC. I tell the

[Tallyoungblood]

so that you comprehend with your oscitant brain. LMBC. Grandpa's so funny he just never gets old. LMBC. Put on a tanktop its extremely cold. LMBC. I kissed a statue it was never the same. LMBC. I just beat cancer cause he sucks at this game. LMBC. I dance in corduroys while feeling the groove. LMBC. I'm playing solitare and now its your move. LMBC. I slice while golfing when I'm wearing a thong. LMBC. Now please be quiet while we all sing along. chorus LMBC. It is imparative that you must under-

[Tallyoungblood]

Let me be clear. I'd love to chat with you I'll ignore your call. Lmbc=Let me be clear. I'm scared of lying down for fear i might fall. Lmbc. The earth is spinning almost every day. Lmbc. I always come here just by going away. Lmbc. Hey feel this scent that you can see with your eyes. Lmbc. What i already knew took me by surprise. Lmbc. This place is so soothing I'm trembling with fear. Lmbc. You seem confused so let me try to be clear.

(chorus) Oh let me be clear. how else can i explain,(more)

[stinkerflat1]

Obama's song!

[23Joe91]

brilliant

[MansyMcMans]

27 :-D

[23Joe91]

gotta be the 20th time i've heard that and i still don't know the lyrics xD

[cine6teen]

I just beat cancer cause he sucks at this game! lol

[Ukir4321]

1:01 - 1:04 SECRET 27 XD It takes you to the JamesatiPhone Subscription area thing... :3

[sdmitch16]

Did anyone notice the 27 with a box that took you to a page to subscribe to JamesatiPhone when clicked?

[Ukir4321]

@JustAnotherGuy198 Huh? Oh no i mean saying all this stuff that makes absolutly no sense

[Ukir4321]

This is EXACTLY how all women talk XD

[WateverWatever04]

@Ukir4321 It's true, and we expect you to understand. Each one of these sentences, as a woman, I can understand. Get studying, this is how our brains work... :D

[raeynah]

@Ukir4321 /glare! x

[Ukir4321]

@raeynah lol you know its true XD

[itsgrandma97]

bgybygyhfhhghgggh

[ReasonlessSoulx]

James I love you. Your songs make me happy whenever I'm having a bad day. (-:

[koolcrishna]

that actually mqde sense i think im insane

[linkinparklvr013]

i just beat cancer cause he sucks at this game

[RCLOMBARDY]

Very impressive.. It must be hard to be a full time youtuber, because you suddenly have the pressure of having to be funny, instead of occasionally being so. You walk the walk

[loocnoc]

1:09 looks so wrong

[linkinparklvr013]

@loocnoc hoe is that wrong?

[chissje]

@linkinparklvr013 I get it...

[linkinparklvr013]

@chissje weird i didnt knew i asked for your opinion

[dtmoore1971]

Amazing! You are transcending time and space to merge psychically with the Yankovic to form a supreme parody-comedy being.

[SuperJedders]

This needs to be on iTunes...anyone agree?

[mal1316]

sub me add frends at mal1316 channel and i will do the same

[eestinoob]

craziest karoke ever!!! lol

[Alexander5749]

I LOVE THIS SONG UGH LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

[ThreeStarWolfie]

I abused the replay button because J@W, you confuse me in the most epic way possible!

[Xian217]

Aww no subtiles for this video?

[MeestaBojangles]

82 people couldn't beat cancer at this game.

[bohrokking]

i completly understand no joke here

[EvilPaperclip1]

Hmm... good song, but shanhancian is right, you've done better. Generally, I love your songs for two reasons: [1] Because I can relate to the subject matter (for one thing, I'm an avid WoW player), and [2] Because they're not Wierd al. Favourite line: "I just beat cancer 'cause he sucks at this game!"

[WambliPeta]

@EvilPaperclip1 This is not a parody, this is his song..... There is an original that is better? This is not "bad Weird Al" this is J@W And I think it is brilliant! 8-)

[shanahanclan]

This just sounds like bad Weird Al. You've done better James.

[JohnBromin]

I voted up because the video spoke latin.

[thedeadratt]

Hey I Beat Cancer T- *Dies*

[McDADDyK]

OH now I get the song

[XDHawkster]

Absolutely brilliant!

[ashbourne2]

lol



[dravarian26]

I fit right in because I'm so out of place. That describes most youtubers

[LTCylver]

The 80 people who disliked this video are actually Death Metal addicts who hate Weird Al

[BinaryDragon1996]

@LTCylver I'm a death metal addict

BUT I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!

[ultrastupido]

@LTCylver Cause, you know, people who like death metal don't like anything else.

[SuperLucario211]

LOL i just beat cancer cuz he sucks at this game.... he's playing Life.

[xXxKenzixXx]

this is song is so catchy! could you please put it on itunes? (:

[EZE1722]

We can use this song to confuse the Robot Uprising and make their heads explode!

[ZUTON64]

I want to hear what the captions would have to say about this one. 

[lazysammich]

Mind = blown

you've done it again James, you've made a song that I want as my ring tone ;)

[redmar79]

I tapped it

[MrBitzer00]

First i was like O.o but then i lol'd =D

[crespiflorez]

totally tapped it!!!!

[TheSkittleMages]

i tapped that like a small churro in a mexican hooker

[needtobelazy]

i tapped

[sakesend]

77 people cant remember when they suffered from Amnesia

[godlygumball]

You would be an amazing polotician.

[mcmorphisclss09]

let me be clear...I tapped that.

[killjoy2212]

polka like weird al

[blameitonthebrothers]

those lyrics are genius!

[lirothen]

"falling for the first time" by Barenaked Ladies??

lol i HOPE you're referencing that. :D I <3 it.

[umm36]

yep. you're clear.

[mesaj2000]

you must drive your wife crazy

[Cjrrodian]

if it didnt say James@War, i would have thought this was a bonus track to running with scissors.

Awesome song

[xtingwish]

I actually like his originals a bit more than his parodies.

[DijinnX]

clear as chrystal... in the dark... from 10 miles away... while blindfolded... while facing the other way... while blind... while the chrystal is not there

[kur0ki]

i showed this too my friend but he couldnt remember your channel so he started searching anything he could think of and apparently he found it by searching " I Just Want To Be Clear Weird Al Yankovic" Which i thought was funny

[TheUniverseOfDreams]

I just beat cancer 'cause he sucks at this game.

This song is epic.

[Rickynator120]

What's Oscitant?

[Rickynator120]

@Rickynator120 Never mind, has something to do with yawning/being tired. D:

[LadyAllrin]

I love that the earth is spinning *almost* everyday. rofl

[eestinoob]

karoke XP

[Queakous]

polka!

[Rickynator120]

@Queakous Polka? Polka!

[Queakous]

Polka!

[Gondorian9]

"I'm huge in the Shire"

I freaking love that line

[1a1boom]

lmao "I just bear cancer cuz he sucks at this game"

[Victoryflag]

this is such an epic song

[venusshine]

75 people have an obscitant brain

[aroymart]

I'm proud to say ive watched this video a hundred times and JUST got the rockstar one :)

[AintBigAintClever]

Ooh, careful James! Good though it may be (and it's REALLY good) doing polka will get you branded as a Weird Al wannabe, and you can do better than that.

[spicypeteWoW]

@AintBigAintClever its sort of a tribute to weird al. Al is a big influence on james, although imo James does better parodies.

[rendros88]

@spicypeteWoW he never said it's a tribute to Yankovic

[spicypeteWoW]

@rendros88 considering how much he talks about weird al being an inspiration and big influence on doing parodies, and the song is that of a weird al style song. It doesn't have to be stated, its implied.

[rendros88]

@spicypeteWoW Yes, the song is slightly influenced by Weird Al. But it's not a tribute, there is a big difference.

[RagDollSam]

why does this make sense?

[Chudy1488]

i don't know why it reminding for me the cartman song about kyle's mother ;p but the song is great!

[SuperNerdPig]

i sniffed a fish but i don't have a nose...i'm a sponge with round pants...

this is the stuff i say that my friends have to deal with

I relate with this song sooooooo much

[Crazycat7121]

Oh my gosh this is the song of me! I make no sense! Well, I make sense to me, but not to other people... I want this on my iPod so much!! ...Oh wait, some jerk stole it (my iPod) from me. Shoot.

[nestsis]

Do you remember when you had amnesia oh never mind.

[cornishphilosopher]

@nestsis forget it

[broadwaylove52]

Dude...this is my new favorite song. I want it on my iPod.

[KBeASt95x]

I ♥ SHEEP

[ThatGuyWithFace]

Awesome as usual. so, when aer you going to make a video about troll druids? :D

[ntwiles]

Wayyyyy too much Weird Al man. It's a really clever song but you gotta make it your own.