Robbery - Windows 7 + Staples

[CyrusKafaiWu]

Wow, The Computer looks like a mac with a HP Logo.

[bangajo]

Poor microsoft, they even use Macbook for their commercial 0:17..lol..

[mozdonny]

@takeoutme Basic level backup that you've mentioned may be hard for the unknowing.

[NGUpremier]

This is like my life.

My computer...=(

[TheXanderDude]

Get robbed and lose everything, go in debt with new computer!

[Bottledicecream]

Women: Our wedding video? All the baby pictures? The taxes?

Worker: yep, yep, and ye... Oh ya i forgot to talk to you about that... Your going to jail...

[Tricontus123]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



[arashb]

lol wouldn't you be HAPPY they didn't steal ur computer with all ur irreplaceable crap like photos, taxes etc? i mean everything else u can replace other than ur files (if u didn't have a backup).

why would u want a computer that people would steal?

epic fail

[ThiefOfIce]

"Oh no........we have been robbed, except for my stupid old computer that's worth nothing. Let me go get a new expensive computer that robbers would steal and waste my money." This is brought to by a stupid commercial maker aka windows videos

[ChingChing845]

Who would react tht calm if they got robbed?

[sherrill001]

'our wedding video? all the baby pictures? all the taxes?'

'yep'

*Woman smiles happily.

Husband 'Now this is something they would steal!'

Thank god robbers will now think we're cool when they come to take our shit. Seriously? Seriously? My blood boils every time this ad comes on TV. It's the worst!! I'm boycotting staples for this idiotic blunder of a commercial.

[xSomedayy]

I just saw this on another video and had to find it to comment on how stupid it is.

[ThePopcornWeasel]

they say they got robbed like its nothing at all!

[BaillieMinecraft]

The first thing I do after my house gets robbed is buy a new PC from staples too.

[typecastyourself]

The woman looks like a poor man's Katy Perry.

[Tricontus123]

Did anyone realize that the laptop they buy is a Mac with a cover on it?

[SuperBidetMan]

@Tricontus123 actually its the HP ENVY dumbass

[Tricontus123]

@SuperBidetMan kk... no need to swear my lovely

[Tricontus123]

@SuperBidetMan answer my my love!!! answer!!!! are u ok???? where have you gone???

[mozdonny]

@Tricontus123 How come?

[Tricontus123]

@mozdonny how come what?

[GoldCheeze]

@Tricontus123 No , it´s a hp envy dumbass

[FlamesFanInEastVan]

Worst commercial ever... I don't understand why someone would spend big money on this, the return will be minimal, if not negative.

[toddiot]

stupidest ad

[jake85219]

this was a realy funny computer comercial

[DrShakesBALLIN]

Is it just me or was my first thought after seeing this commercial is that it's saying people don't have their priorities straight, that COMPOOTAR CUM FIRST OH YEUH

[TheMinor2major]

What gets me, is that they don't even call the police or worry about their furniture...

[MetalOliver]

first time i saw this ad i've facepalm'd all the way through.

[krakkadoom]

OK yes it was tasteless but funny!!!!

[jeromekerdusz]

Look at 0:21, that dude face is creeping.

[x3Mary143]

At 0:15 I flipped out because my mind was fucking blown. This commercial looks like it was actually made by monkeys. How did this commercial pass you guys? Did you not see the stupidity in this? Wow I cannot believe a bunch of grown women and men created and showed this commercial to the world. And this is coming from a 13 year old.

[freshwes2001]

I will never buy anything from staples due to this commerical. This commercial is terrible..staples owes me 30 seconds of my life back

[stAkkdc]

his response of being robbed seems like this wasn't the first time...

[musik0009]

that computer monitor is probably the funniest thing i have seen on youtube in a while even the guy in the video could not keep a straight face when he looked at it lmao...now go see my video rekless dirty dirty love

[edysonmacho]

I typed "internet" in the search bar. ;P

[johnnylifeson]

Its better with GNU/LINUX !!!!!!!!!

[OneRedKansan41]

This is the most idiotic commercial that I have seen in a long time

[AdBandito]

@OneRedKansan41 Who convinced their marketing department that the message they should deliver was going to be, "you should buy a new computer that will get stolen so you lose all your precious wedding photos and tax information!" This will not stand-Banditoflaco

[jjoeshaw]

@OneRedKansan41 how is it?

[mozdonny]

@OneRedKansan41 Why?

[Zen53GT]

WTF? You just got robbed, son! Get a solid-core door, alarm system, laminated glass, insure your stuff, and oh, call the police! Stupid commercial. I get it. No one wants an old, busted up PC when they can get a newer model but c'mon.

[benjaminzamayo]

"We got robbed" Oh well forget that ... it's time for a new computer! Not like we've just lost our savings on the credit card he just stole.

[JackShirleyComedy]

Instead of getting a better computer, shouldn't they be more careful about the house's security? "Now THIS is something they would steal"? Thats like getting a disease that damages almost ALL of your organs EXCEPT your liver, and then saying "Hmm, screw my health and taking better care of my immune system! My livers not GOOD enough for that disease? FINE! I need a new liver so that disease will WANT to damage it!"

[legoguy217]

The real reason why they didn't steel the computer is because its PC. XD

[ahkilinc]

@legoguy217 Go away troll.

[legoguy217]

@ahkilinc Just a thought...

[YusufAlaseeri]

Better solution: buy an old sofa, tv... etc.

That way, everything is too old to be stolen.

[SnKzephyr]

lol come on buddy a new computer after robbery. pssh please. rethink your strategy. you really want your new computer stolen too.

[TFish29]

Thieves just stole everything but our computer! What should we spend our money on first? How about upgrading our computer, instead of buying the things we just had stolen?

[fabioproductions]

This is the worst commercial I have ever seen, What kind of message are you trying to portray? That now The Burglars can take everything? I don't know what the product is, who thought of this? seriously, you aren't clever, and you aren't funny, you are just scaring your Customers.

[GearsTony]

wow. They just got robbed and their initial thought rather than being "we need to call the police" is "what, our computer isn't good enough to steal? maybe we need another one right now and we should neglect everything else" #Commercial Fail

[cgholds]

They sound so unenthusiastic because they knew this would happen and set it up so they could use the insurance to buy a new computer! :D

[luis3826]

Shoulda gotten a Mac

[justbeth82]

What the hell is with her bangs they look ridiculous just hanging there like that you'd think they'd make her look better for a commercial

[cmshelton1979]

I HATE this commercial. So unrealistic.

[LinkinParkLPKid]

Yeah because the first thing you think about after getting robbed is getting a new computer.

[ChrisseNisseUltimate]

They didn't take the PC because it was a Windows-PC!

[Willsterdude3000]

If they've just been robbed, then why would they want a new computer, and how could they afford one, because I have no doubt that the robber stole their money.

[Willsterdude3000]

0:15 Where's the box? Laptops come in Boxes, you know.

[MurdocLC]

@Willsterdude3000 It's right next to it on the counter...

[dillonsambasivam]

possibly the best example of why staples shouldn't be hiring those with the intelectual capabilities of a chimp to write their commercials.

[Sajuro]

Says something about rampant commercialism when we are supposed to impress thieves with how fancy our things are. bright side is the thieves were probably retarded for not taking a computer for all of the security information on it so they should not be so hard to catch

[didgeridooist]

I like the part where they got Windows 7 instead and officially GOT ROBBED!

[heckyeahitis]

I liked the part where they got robbed



[happybunny2230]

Because the first thing I think about buying after being robbed is a new computer. Yeaaah... xD

[MurdocLC]

@happybunny2230 Yeah they must be one rich ass family.

[Blitzwing07]

We got robbed when I was a kid.  We went shit nuts when our stuff was taken. Commercial definitely written by some fool "maybe it's time for a new one" Upgrading the home computer is pretty much the last thing that would be on my mind at that moment...

[eakjb]

EPIC FAIL

[bigbunpunychicken]

Not the most rage inducing commercial but certainly idiotic as hell. How could anyone find this commercial suitable?

[RobloxKegan]

Hey i watched this commercal

[CrazyCampShow]

*buys new computer*

*robber steals it next day*

"They took it! We just lost our wedding video, the kids' baby pictures AND our taxes! Money well spent! :D"

PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who thought this.

[humanshumans]

This actually happened to me! They took everything from the Wii to a sock full of quarters, but left my sad old laptop.

[Darkhearts151]

@KHfanz It's actually an HP, they're beginning to look more and more alike, I can see how you thought that, I thought it too when I first saw this stupid commercial :)

[oldskooldoritos]

the easytech guy was on grey's anatomy. meredith broke his penis.

[sonic8005]

This is a horrible commercial. It's not funny at all.

Their reactions are kind of questionable. This happens frequently? How about time to call the police? Time to get fuckin' locks for the doors? Time to get a home security system to make sure this never happens again? No fear that the robbers may come back or anything? No worries that they're still in the place?

[rickross16]

These are the white people that make the nigs wanna rob us, "look hunny our flat screen is gone :D" I hate staples after this

[rbs1991]

We just got robbed? hmm lets go to staples and get a new computer.

[CheesWhiz60]

Oh god there are so many things wrong with this ad.First off that guys reaction to them getting robbed is so dumb.It is like he was expecting to get robbed.Secondly,instead of calling the police like a normal person would,they go out and buy a new laptop.Lastly,it seems like the moral of this ad is "Buy stuff that people would want to steal."Who in the right mind would buy a PC just so it could get stolen.

[joguSD]

Yes the first thing that goes through someone who just got robbed is going to be "let's buy new shit".

[KHfanz]

Has anyone else noticed that the computer he brings out is a Macbook Pro?

[alexander9619]

@KHfanz It's not. HP Envy 15 inch. Look it up.

[callmecrazy505]

really?? The computer is the only thing left. They should get everything they need to get. Not an upgrade. Lol I don't get it!!

[gatorsfan602]

The robbers actually did take the old computer but then realized how shitty it was and returned it before the couple came home

[48yb]

Okay so i dont get it. If they lost their flat screen and speaker system, why would a new computer be the FIRST thing they buy??? I mean really though. Obviously a computer isnt top priority here considering they had an outdated one in the first place. And dont you think they took the situation a little too lightly? Come on now they just lost everything worth anything and the reaction was more like one you would have if you lost a 20 dollar bet or something. What a stupid commercial

[Llayoko]

WHy would you want something that will attract the robber's attention? There was nothing really wrong with the old computer. If the robbers didn't take the computer that that should be a good thing right?

[Shadar22]

They were robbed, but not by the people who broke into their house.

[PearlJamJoe]

Tasteless... AND unbelievable. Utter garbage

[PearlJamJoe]

Tasteless... AND unbelievable. Utter garbage

[ShelbyLClarke]

most insincere commercial for those who have been robbed.

[blink182exist]

Robbers are coming back for their new computer lol

[tedmathews]

i bet robbers made this commercial cause the're pissed off by peoples computers

[GrimmRebellion]

You know you have a crappy computer when the thieves take the computer desk but not the actual computer.

[Aqwert76]

@GrimmRebellion Then you got a mac.

[tcw4ever123]

Anyone ever see this commercial and think..."Why would you want a stranger moving/seeing your personal files, taxes, and what not?" lol XD

[mikhila1]

so what do they want them to take the lap top

[V3RM1LI0N]

they wont steal the new one cuz its running windows

[swartsanager2]

who thinks of upgrading their pc when they just got robbed?

[TableAvocado]

@swartsanager2 they haven't been "robbed"

[secrets18]

I *suppose* that's one way to tell you need a new computer?

[bin94]

this is one of the most stupidest commercial there is

[dayjob77]

5 seconds they realized they got robbed, and completely forgot and realized how crappy their computer is?? Microsoft is not exactly the smartest when it comes to commercials..(watch the cloud commercial, prolly has the worst actor ever on there)

[TableAvocado]

Clearly they don't know the elements of Robbery.

1. The felonious taking

2. Of the personal property of another

3. From their person or immediate presence

4. Against their will

5. Accomplished by means of force or fear

[th3mdt]

Why are there so many cords in that entertainment center? Seriously, there's like thirty goddamn wires on that thing. Did they have twenty different DVD players or something? Were they OCD for Equalizers?

[montigekyou]

after u just got robbed how would you have enough money for this pc?

[notoriousmakaveli10]

@montigekyou insurance

[Akivampress7]

Okay so they want to buy a new computer, just so someone can steal it? What the hell? Seriously, epic logic-fail!

[KeybladeMaster33]

Maybe they should be trying to recover the stolen items or getting a new security system instead of replacing the computer that obviously still works...

[DeeGenerate]

Fuck this commercial, fuck it the face. White People problems...

[littledeath]

WTF? really? lets go shopping not how secure is our family!?

[fatcatjoe21]

@littledeath Not only lets go shopping... but for something that would promote getting robbed again. What a douche commercial.

[Ghodanny]

ILOL,The Robber also steal their entire Music and Video Collection

and the entire kitchen

[pokiri930]

they just got everything stolen, and now they want to buy a new computer... Do they want a robber to take it?

[JWiLLfoReaL]

That would be a nightmare.

[DarkMario1000]

I love how they acknowledge that everything's gone, yet they can say "maybe it's time we get a ew computer". XD

[IwillKillYourCereal]

Aww, poor couple :(

If I was there, I would've robbed the computer :)

[ilnx2000]

Not funny and not cool my house was robbed and all the stuff taken thanks from my family for all the bad memorys and the pain of it again yjis happened around Christmas time.

[Crashbndcoot121]

@ilnx2000 Wow. I'm sorry this happened to you.

[crazyloonful]

lol

[enrichedd]

lol, you can just google anytime upgrade keys, or get windows7 ultimate that reloads a key every boot. ILL NEVER PAY FOR WINDOWS!!!

[Rubes2525]

@enrichedd I just copy the win 7 professional keys from my school's computer stickers.

[Rubes2525]

@enrichedd I just copy the win 7 professional keys from my school's computer stickers.

[Necropiet]

@enrichedd Then let's hope your boss does the same for you. Lets see how you feel to work for something and not get paid.

[RageingMuffin]

Oooooh they didn't steal you computer, how sad. Never mind the fact that all of you valuable personal information was taken, or the fact that the robber(s) could still be in the house and have other questionable objectives like, oh I don't know, skinning you alive, wearing said skin as a nice hat and making people jerky while sipping your blood like a fine chilled wine. No. Worry about the fact that the computer wasn't nice enough to steal. This is the dumbest commercial i have ever seen.

[RestDayer]

@RageingMuffin They can do that... in a full length movie.

[RageingMuffin]

@RestDayer Hurrrr I get you.

I know its just a commercial but the context is stupid.

[jriley1992]

"Now, this is something they would steal." They must have WANTED the rest of their stuff stolen? They went to Staples before calling the police or anything.

[Tratlantis]

Hah heh, nice ad! :D

[paulthe3rd]

The video of our wedding , the baby picture , what else did you see lol that was easy.

[ShLo16]

Nice enthusiasm...."uh we got robbed." yawwwn well off to bed. We'll call the police in the morning.

[pufixas]

that laptop looks sexy

[skendel]

LAME

LAME

LAME

[ariwcharles]

Nice, dude...wipe off ALL THE FINGERPRINTS! That way there's a SLIM CHANCE you'll get your "flatscreen" back.

[haddytech]

@ariwcharles Because police actually look for fingerprints on robberies.

[dontwalkhand]

The computer in the video is an HP Envy

[jakeweiq]

@jnorthrup look at 0:23 nope~ :)

[apham608]

@jnorthrup you have clearly been fooled by the HP Envy's good look. Guess you didn't see the hugh ENVY box sitting beside it.

[matthe3234]

I don't think I'd get a new computer straight after I got robbed...

[Gallifrey103]

I were stupid, I'd assume they bought that just so they can have it stolen.

[MistaVista1]

All well and good, but I feel sorry for the Staples employee, he's probably been there half an hour while the guys wife lists everything of interest on their old pc, and he's forced to smile and politely say "Yes, everything" each time. It the 21st Century version of '"Everything's a pound" "how much is this?" store...

[twocsies]

They don't want to steal a computer like that. You can only get $20 for it if you're lucky!!!

[windowsromania]

this was really fun :D I love Windows 7 !

[EmoticonMayhem]

wait, it says offer excludes netbooks and tablets but at the end, the computer on the left looked like an inspiron duo which would come under both Netbook and Tablet.

I maybe wrong but who knows.

[SmokeyCZ]

what notebook is that? its so sweet, id jump on board

[cperalta92]

Protip: Build an i7 gamer rig on an old '98 case. PC is now robber-proof.

[RokodoRL]

@cperalta92 Not a bad idea actually considering many gamers still prefer a decent CRT to 120 Hz LCD.

[fediamalysh]

@cperalta92 Na, it would overheat to much

[cperalta92]

@fediamalysh You know you can water-cool a computer, right?

[doorht]

"Buy our computers! People steal them!"

[ji2323]

staples, really windows. why side your self with the red headed stepchild of tech store's. Best Buy is where its at baby. we actually care for our customers.

[rittproductions]

robbers would steal a PC?! Who would have thought. I knew Macs were valuable, I did not know that was the case with a PC! LOL!

[commodore256]

@rittproductions I have a mac they wouldn't steal. But, that's because it's 10 years old. Hey, it makes an OK File Server and I can play scummvm games on it.

[rittproductions]

@commodore256 no duh! its 10 years old.

[SkywardDragonKing]

@rittproductions Actually The Hardware in a lot of PC's is more valuable than Macs hardware but people extra for the Case on a Mac because it has an apple on it.

[rittproductions]

@SkywardDragonKing if a PC has better hardware, then how come they are plastic while macs are aluminum, pc's hardware is considered simple, while mac's hardware is considered high-tech and top-notch?

[SkywardDragonKing]

@rittproductions Because the Manufacturers Choose Plastic Cases instead of Aluminum and Macs are Good Quality Computers but there are Windows Based computers that are the Same Quality.

[rittproductions]

@SkywardDragonKing Windows is good, but if you put it with Mac OS X in one machine, it is a whole lot better.

[Ticomfreak]

@rittproductions Plastic cause it's cheaper and you can use the money saved for a better computer (inside), Pc's Hardware is considered simpler cause it's more documented to take apart and fix things. Mac's.... Virtually foreign.

[cata894]

@SkywardDragonKing IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT WINDOWS 7 BEATS MAC OS X IN EVERY ASPECT(NOT VIRTUALIZED OR BOOTCAMP)AND IT HAS BEEN PROOVED THAT A PC IS MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN A MAC(WINDOWS INSTALLED)

[SkywardDragonKing]

@cata894 thats cool. this has been proven by who?

[cata894]

@SkywardDragonKing do a search ive heard it on ars technica

[Xxwwehd606158450Xx]

I just realized that out dated computer was a mac!!!!! hahahaha lol No wonder robbers dont take mac pc's! because almost all macs are outdated

[MichaelJacob02]

Watch out, I'm going to rob them.