Capitalist PIG!

[34155]

Im a capitalist.....so...?

Im happy. :)

[leotheloser]

fuck capitalists

and FUCK YOU

vbloggers suck fucking dick

[dbvideoinc]

first!

[meganandmonicaroks]

he totally reminds me of philip defranco

[MateoPadulaTV]

I AM ONE TOO

[straitpimpeN]

fuck left fuck right belive in yourself

[TheRNP93]

come and join the left, we have cookies :)

[stetsonwalker]

"Life is like a manure sandwich, the more bread you have the less manure you have to eat!" That is my entree to your contest.

[TheGameTagers]

I think we need to integrate more socialist aspects. I'd rather have capitalism than communism, but anyone who isn't an entrepreneur or CEO is pretty much screwed, money wise. Minimum wage should be risen, and companies should be required to provide health insurance benefits (unless its like McDonald's or something).

[AVeryIronicGoose]

Dan 3.0:

Massive, top-secret world-changing project.

[lafty1970]

Im a Communist haha

[teclasalida]

:O danielle

[MayoraXSougo13]

Me and my friends saw that stuffed rabbit in a store. ^^

We all wanted it.... '.'

[skaterdude297]

I miss THIS Dan

[XTREMEGAMERS58]

i like how you put danielle in this video lol

[acidbrainstem]

But I like being a communist.

[RussTheBusker]

not only was this something i like and agree with, it was posted on my birthday.

[ww2fan5]

YOU CAPITALIST PEEG! lol

[TheGreatAndMightyMe]

I find it amusing that this video no longer has the ad he is pointing at.

[Imacool22]

can anyone please tell me why he wears the same shirt every time

[polocatfan276]

sorry i cant buy any as i dont have a credit card.

[donvo123]

Where's the middle aged man from Detroit Metal City?!?!

GO TO DMC! GO TO DMC!

[hobo8675309]

you'll get mistaken for the davinci code guy if people wear these shirts and then theyll just be like "wtf? what up with the davinci code guy for president?"

[RadicalSyndicate]

you live off youtube money? god i need a better job

[turtlemonkey7]

Guess what. The only cure for Capitalist Pigism is Marxism. Do it. Do it now. A new world order. Marx and Engles are my heroes, because they are, in a word, awesome. We need to make a better world, and Marxism can help with that. It will cure a lot of world suck.

[hobo8675309]

@turtlemonkey7 power to the proletarians! che lives!

[chrispollock]

@turtlemonkey7 haha no it won't. unless you want secret police and gulags. then you'd love it

[nocturnezero]

@chrispollock The USSR wasn't Marxis... ah, never mind.

[chrispollock]

@nocturnezero yes they were. authoritarian to the core, dedicated to the idea of socially engineering people into communists. even lenin talked about needing propaganda and military force to win the revolution. marx talked about how individuality was overrated and that society should be totally collectivist with no individual destiny. i mean really, there's a reason mikhail bakunin criticized marx as an authoritarian, and for good reason

[mmhtproductions]

DAN BROWN 3.0!!!!!

[iamthewalrus080391]

you said opposing Obama's "big labor scheme" was silly! nicely done

[beeeny1]

Dan 3.0!

[ScaryMunchkin]

YAAAY capitalism

[iamthewalrus080391]

@ScaryMunchkin boo capitalism

[ScaryMunchkin]

@iamthewalrus080391 ;)

[ScaryMunchkin]

@iamthewalrus080391 boo socialism

[magictacomangapirate]

...random Danielle is random.

[06stephend]

i don't like your teeth

[mrdarcyme]

You are not a CAPITALIST PIG ! Just a wanker with too much Free Time.

[MiaChristina101]

Wait, you look like that guy from Real World.

[robpattinsonforever3]

@MiaChristina101 hahah he does!!

[Wofaze]

Capitalism works because it's abusers support it.

[AEVautomatic]

im a capitalists but pigs lose their money dont be a pig money in your pocket today is better then nothing in your pocket tomorrow.

[bullsdude999]

a capitalist pig is a secret

[RationallySpeaking]

Self promotion with lack of popularity....smooth.

[jakecaput]

@CPTDJB A secret!

[jakecaput]

@nrscmdvz "StrummingSally"

[jakecaput]

@Slazors666 Would someone money hungry donate thousands of dollars to the wikifoundation?

[Lambozero09]

I hate what the world has devolved into.

[Halonerdful]

@Lambozero09 What, the fact that Russia is going to the USSR, We kill other people just for the hell of it or the USA elected an Half Black half White president :)

by the way i voted democrat

[psylent911]

Reminds me of that eccentric old guy with the spiked hair that tries to get ppl to buy his book on getting lots of government money

[mojohovowootnoz]

yey i just bought a shirt!

[asloan193]

Dan there is not thing Wrong with Capitalism and further more we are not in a capitalist economy to learn more read the Book "Capitalism: the unknown Idea" by Ayn Rand and just take Vitamin D and you will never need the Flu shot again

[superlou1s]

@asloan193- You honestly believe that shit? We're not a capitalist society? Get your brain out of the gutter, we are one of the, if not THE most capitalist society on the planet. Everything in America revolves around money. I'd also like to mention that there is nothing wrong with socialism as a concept- it's actually a good idea, but it's just too idealistic, and not capable of creating a working govt at the moment, and in my opinion, the future. Socialism isn't "evil."

[SimplyKate347o]

Danielle was totally the best part of that video. Just saying.

[StrummingSally]

@SimplyKate347o I kno, rite?

[trakkaton]

Being a capitalist pig IS life-threatening.

100 000 starved to DEATH on PURPOSE each DAY.

[mrpvtbob]

Communism : /

[bl184999]

Wait, did you just say you were capitalist "because of your environment"?

I just lost some major respect for you.

Pretty close to unsubscribing :(

[Jasonthegaiface]

@bl184999 It is because of our environment, dont give that "capitalism is human nature" crap.

[BlueBerryDragonYum]

But it is O.o

[xyxskatexyx]

please, just shutup.

[marksmod]

she shoulda sayed BUY IT! hyno frog FTW

[lulzcoaster]

A greedy college dropout can't become president...

[riccati2012]

Thats the problem with all politicians they want more.

[nocturnezero]

@riccati2012 The problem isn't with politicians, it's with the Constitutional system that requires politicos to coerce as many people into the illusion that they represent the interests of the populace so that they can consistently renew their power. If you have a problem with the current political system, take it up with the Founding Fathers; they did give us a representative democracy, and that is what we have kept.

[shipwrek1833]

dan brown your videos are slipping and your lame

[tehBabby]

i hate this kid

[rolthegame]

Stop showing of with your sister.

[StrummingSally]

@rolthegame I'm not his sister.

[alifanofenglishmusic]

The ad is actually for Black History Month. Is that good?

[XxshizzitskittlesxX]

my ad it for DLF IPL 2010 cricket.

:S

[hxzxxl]

i wonder if dan brown's decision to start selling shirts has anything to do with the current discussion on education. lacking a formal education and marketable skills, it appears he has resorted to marketing himself. thus, the dan brown t shirt company is born.

[Eliemarieee]

Actually, the ad is for "air canons, inc"

They sell T-shirt throwers.

[Nononsenseman]

Tell me exactly how this money will be spent on the tribe? An itemized list please.

[uiraman]

I don"t like u any more, sorry but I'm gone from this shit!

[UpsyDaisy93]

AGREE I do think he's changed a lot. His old stuff was great but know it's all about the 'community' and whatnot :|

[Nikkirae91]

capitalism gluttony*

[ForeverTurquoise]

ABSOLUTELY

[Raumaru]

at least you're being honest

[TheRetardeddude21]

ur lucky ur a funny youtuber...youtube something or another atleast..i guess? awell everyone needs money .

[EvnM357]

the add was for air cannons

[bakuking006]

@EvnM357 now its for UFC for me....

[Stariah2010]

fkn epic lol 5/5 and subed

[Grylls4Ever]

is it even possible for a college drop out to be president?

[loveisaltruism]

There have actually been nine -

George Washington

Andrew Jackson

Martin Van Buren

Zachary Taylor

Millard Fillmore

Abraham Lincoln

Andrew Johnson

Grover Cleveland

Harry S. Truman

[spacelubber12]

yes... someone has run for president and they were either in jail or theyd been in jail

[DarkTox47]

@rippeddude96 (totally late, but oh well) Collegehumor produces really well made videos, and they have multiple actors. So they kind of need money, unlike brat Dan here.

[purplesnails22]

Yeeeeah I'm unsubscribing now

[TheAwesomeEclipse]

u suck

[NameWithoutNumber]

Hmmm... How to stop being a capitalist pig... I don't know if there's any other way then to just wake up one morning and realise you don't NEED more money. Or that as long as there are people who are filthy rich, there will be people who are freakishly poor.

[OmegaDallen]

I knew it He's a Capitalist PIGGY! now Fork over the dough Pig Boy

[MRrogers91]

ohh no... you just did the worst thing ever. ohh well... i forgive you

[TWIZTTID]

wow.... this is a sad sad day in the dan brown universe What is the money going to, to do what buy you a new camera? New cloths to wear on camra, I dont get it how is this for the tribe... I think its time for me to unsubscribe

[mixmasterpatb]

Dan, you gotta offer larger shirts if you want me to buy one and wear it. I am a size 3XL and I also play in the band Feared Alive and could wear your shirt on stage but I can't do that if you don't sell one that will fit me.

[stickyfingerfunk]

hey dan if the only way our monetary system works is through debt and debt causes a lot of stress to those how are in it and stress is the leading cause of heart disease then what are we doing?

[Sp33dbumpaces]

on the back of the state of awe shirt it should say "if you would... if you'd do that, that'd be... that'd be really cool."

[lolo53135]

you need 2 brush your teeth. but your funny :)

[LoveJennivere]

someday I hope to have enough viewers to sell t-shirts =D

and if I had enough money to buy one, I would.

Someday...

[glamatious]

haha, it IS Zwinky xD

[nbaplayerlebron]

Dan is making a good point. In a free country isn't always the best thing. if you live in a communist country, maybe you know how to behave better

[mrrenz123456789]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[MAUL0r1]

FAIL. didn't finish college and now you want people to pay for your mistakes... plenty of bloggers have this thing called a "day job".

I like ya Dan, but you're missing some important stuff about life.

[lilcaits]

@MAUL0r1 But how do you think he was paying for college and other stuff? THIS is his job. Talking to us, spreading ideas, that's how he makes money. Mitchell Davis isn't in college, either, and he seems to be doing just fine, huh?

I don't think we're paying for Dan's mistakes at all-- and anyway, it's been what, a month since he dropped out? You think he went broke that fast?

But I would like to know, Dan, what you're planning on doing with the Pogo tribe. Can you tell us some of your ideas?

[MAUL0r1]

@lilcaits if this is all he has going for him now he must acknowledge that in all likelihood there is an expiration date for this type of profession, and he has no backup plan. Doesn't set a very good example for younger viewers.

[lilcaits]

@MAUL0r1 Eh, I think he can worry about that for himself when he gets there. I also think he's smart enough-- and charismatic enough-- to do what he wants with his life, whether it be making youtube videos for a living, or going back to college, or running for President.

[blackatron666]

So what do the ads do exactly? O_o....I've don't understand what they do apart from advertise shit stuff......

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

wow you really do put Handsome in your tags...How very vain

[Dr4snus]

I use adblock.

Fuck you and your channel.

[beancode1810]

LOL i tottally wasent ppaying attention and it started and i jumped sooo high when he said HAY!!

[mlbaha]

you're retard

[welshboi82]

See, all thoughts of capitalism went out the window when my brain suddenly filled with "Ooooo Shirtless Dan Brown...Sweet".

[caffisc]

You don't need any money. Look at you, you make enough.

[twinkazz]

When you said disease, i was thinking something like thrush, or gonorhea :p

[BleckyDownToEarth]

i love blonde guys, I wish dan had blue or green eyes though. <3

[MrHeavyMetalx]

i dunno why..but i hate you.

[Tobydeobi]

hi Dan, sounded a tad like a guru trying to plunder their followers..

[LJonesy2]

Get a job.

[xpingars]

huh are you now asking for money? after dropping out of highschool?

[vulpix66]

@xpingars Ditto.

[caffisc]

@xpingars He dropped out of college. Still stupid though.

[V3ng4r]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[remedialmassage]

ok this is my t-shirt but it just says hey world look a my knob and it has a picture of a door knob below it

[Dude36593]

You are whoring out t-shirts and your other account. Afraid dropping out of school was a bad idea and now you need to find out a way to make more money?

[Dude36593]

Get a part-time job!!

[sawsee28]

...BS

You're just a college dropout and many of ur vids dont make sense. Selling T-shirts are for profit and they wont make u that much more known.

Many of ur vids are hypocritical...school gets in the way of ur education and money is secondary but please buy my shirts. You use vey twisted logic to link those points. I advise people to look at what he says with a critical eye.

[destroyhomos123]

whos the lady?

[Mandelbrot13]

his lady friend :) subscribe to his second channel

[shadowofgong]

First off no not buying a t shirt second I would have bothered making one for you but you no how does vloging require money it don't you just wanna justify dropping out of school ha ha ha

[leviroseman]

* bought one*

[flashingdalights1234]

At least He's honest

[Kisf0rKelly]

If you made buttons (like the kind that you pin on stuff) I would totally buy some. I like them very much.

[Emarquez1896]

i'm a capitalist pig also!

[fepiclyrandom]

meee 2

[TafTabTah]

Is there not one youtuber who doesn't push shirts? I don't care that he's selling them but damn let's try and be creative once in a while and sell a different item

[ebueckert]

I <3 Dan Brown!!!

[REDTIRANT]

who wus the girl? lol

[neonlightshow]

thanks for calling us sheep \:

[kratoz008]

guess what!!

if you saw this video, you are a capitalist pig, why? because you need money to buy a pc and pay for internet service!!

LOL

im a capitalist pig also!!

:P

[twfishy]

get a job

[thefallenangelsora]

the chick's hot

[LeXoXoluvsMJFoXo]

ok i know everyone is gonna ask this......but whos the girl in the beginning?? girlfriend??? hmmmmm?? :)

[Wings0fLife]

LMFAO

put captions on, and at 1:03, it says Al Qaeda

[Accan2]

LOL wow you guys are really trusting.

He probably has a job to get money for himself, and even then i believe he would use his own money if he has a little left over to pay for southpoleofthemoon and stuff. He asked for money because the movement he is trying to create requires money, like all movements. He seems like an honest guy to me. At least, he seems NOT to be attempting to deceive me. So i'll try to buy a shirt.

[Ykoahi]

get a job.

[DungVids]

I'm tired of these YouTubers whoring for money, money, money..... especially when thier videos pretty much suck balls.

[boyinTshirt]

fail

[Paaperhearts]

Haha, who was that. (:

[HeyImATalkingDog]

Im a capitalist =)

[dirtbikr33]

status quo

[grandclosing]

How original... Practically every other famous youtuber is selling t--shirts. That's just what we need more of...

[Controvox]

This video is a little weird but I like it.

[Skittnator]

i know a guy who is a communist horse!

[yopegranny]

I'm kinda scared that if i but the Dan Brown for president t-shirt people will think I'm talking about the author....

[TheGaryDaniel]

Why do people watch this guy?! He is not funny and he is begging for your money so he gets "so much that he doesn't have to think about it!" how greedy can you be! Nobody should be watching this video and I will no longer click on them. I go to YouTube to be entertained by funny people, not swindled to buy t-shirts. This guy is like that annoying person in the mall that wants to straighten your hair and won't leave you alone! Fag.

[PriorityNapkin]

@TheGaryDaniel if you dont want him to try to tell you shirts dont watch his videos.

[WashfromCali]

You are really cool, kiddo. Such high energy! Wow!

[matthewrocks711]

If he's begging for money then every business in the world is guilty of panhandling. The dude is advertising his t-shirts. How is that begging? I thought capitalism is the art of selling and buying in a free market where you send resources in return for cash.

[Gameboob]

Go watch some Gary Vaynerchuk Dan!!!

[klasiv]

well everybody else on youtube does the whole "t-shirt" rutine. So why cant this chanel do the same without being judged? i think its a good idea, if you want them buy them, then you should get them and contribute to the survival of the comunity. But if you dont, then guess what, DONT BUY THEM! omg i know its so simple =D mind bogling... you have a free will...

[Hikaru0love]

I shall BUY ONE!

...Yes. I did scream the last two words.

Thank you for wondering.

[bouhuka]

at least you're honest

[bralen24]

Glen Beck is my dad, asshole!

[WokkaWakka]

Once you were good.

Once I liked you.

Now you suck.

Please turn back.

[KatieCarnation]

LOL @ the wig :D

[0TheKovenant0]

Why don't you just get a job :/

[xXxgravitygodxXx]

im pretty sure youtube is his job

[MrMarson123456]

it is youtube for him

[WarmHeartKid]

@0TheKovenant0 Silly Rabbit Jobs are for...wait...kids doesn't work here...D=

[reusaki4life]

@WarmHeartKid  where haz me herd dat b4?!

[sparklingtortoise]

so where is this money going?

[OMJitsohmyjasper]

Are you a conservative, sir? If so *high five*

[tam705618]

You should stop making video

[lvl100pokemans]

Shit videos

Shit site

Begging for money?

Bad combination

[BELLAomg]

I would much rather hear you without that way you talk

[BlueSword5]

You're awesome. Just thought you should know. Don't listen to douche bags.