Home on the Range (Bush version) by The Freedom Toast*

[botbagel]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! HALLELUJAH JESUS!!

[FreedomToasted]

For the selection of Roberts and Alito alone, he'll deserve that.

[UPTHElRS]

hope i out live the bastard so i dont have to hire somebody to pour this jar of ripe piss on his grave pit.

take care

[FreedomToasted]

By the way, see our "Nasty GOP" video for our take on the current Republicans.

[dprague]

Can't wait till the USA elects Palin. We need more entertainment over here. What a joke the USA is.

A country of simpletons (not everyone, just the right wingers)

Hey, how is the tea bagging comming along?

[FreedomToasted]

No one really expects that. The rabid right just uses her for entertainment value (how many laughs do you get from John Bonehead, after all?) until they can decide what boring candidate they will toss at Obama in 2012. Since they have no one not indicted for a felony that has both stage presence AND an IQ in double digits, they use distractions such as Palin so that no one forgets who they are in the meantime.

[haydentheonlyhayden]

haha, rather have him than a damn nigger!

hhahaha this song is funny tho :)

[FreedomToasted]

Umm, right. We'll have to agree to disagree on that first part.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

October casualties zero, hmmm. Our October 2002 casualties in Iraq were zero, too, and we didn't need to spend a trillion dollars and kill 4000 of our people (and a hundred thousand of theirs) to get there, either. But go ahead and keep waving that flag--the people in China who made it appreciate the business (hey, at least Bush made SOMEBODY safe).

[wickedistheshiz]

HA! Bush. What a dumbass. I could not be happier to see that homophobic son of a whore leaving office. 8 years is WAY too long to have to put up with his functionally retarded ass. Hell, 4 was too much. OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT, BITCHES!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Now THAT'S a real example of the Audacity of Hope!

[theshadow1932]

High fives, Doub'ya. You're gonna be sorely missed and, in about fifty years, the "intellectuals" may just realize that you were exactly the right man for the troubled times through which you lead us.

Happy trails,

Norm

[wickedistheshiz]

FUCK YOU NORM!

[theshadow1932]

OOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Clutches chest, staggers backward, mortally wounded.) Shiz, you've certainly shown me! What a rapier wit!

Via Con Dios, Doubya. You guarded us through nearly eight full years of safety. Someday, even the "enlightened" will figure this out. Consider their limits and give them time.

Norm

[wickedistheshiz]

He lead us into a war that we can't fucking win, just for fucking oil! This war was started to keep oil prices down. THIS WAR HAS CAUSED OIL PRICES TO SPIKE! FUCK BUSH! Bush is functionally retarded and thinks that christianity is the only belief that matters. He's a douchebag and has severly damaged the wall between church and state.

[theshadow1932]

We HAVE won, SHMENDRICK! Look at the casualty numbers for October. ZERO! This is something that the media conveniently forgot. As for the war being about oil, don't make me LAUGH! Look at where it's been, this past year. I WISH we'd gone in and seized the oil as spoils of war. We'd have been entirely within our rights as conquerors.

[wickedistheshiz]

No. We haven't and we never will. And as far as conquerers, THAT'S A FUCKING BAD THING! I fucking hate this about you fucking "patriotic americans". You think that because we're the richest country with the highest standard of living that we can do whatever the fuck we want. We can't. We're the douchebags of the world right now because we think we're entitled to everything and we think that everything is our business. Well guess what! IT'S NOT!

[theshadow1932]

Bushs' numbers tanked, along with those of the Republican congress because both stopped governing as conservatives. OBAMA voters knocked down gay marriage in California and affirmed gun rights right in B. O. s' back yard, Chicago. There must be more examples, but these are all that come to mind. This proves the election of B. O. was based on emotion, not thought. The country has bought itself a problem, but we'll deal, as always, because not all of us are stupid, only the "educated".

Norm

[theshadow1932]

Dude, the world is the street. Deal with it. One either rules or is ruled. I don't give a damn how much the rest of the world likes us, as long as they're afraid to mess with us. Doubya has made them so. If you think that we're going to be safer now that B.O. is boss, just wait and see. When the bad guys think they can get away with hurting us, they'll do so. Then, the country will wake up and elect a real president again. Enjoy your Post-American dream but be ready to pay for it.

Norm

[georgebushisawesome]

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[thefreedomtoastcom]

It's done!! See Bush's Exit Strategy.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Thanks! We'll have a new one for you all in a few weeks.

[doctorch2]

nicly made

[suecitytoo]

This is a wonderful video and song !

[MusicDude831]

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[thefreedomtoastcom]

Smile when you say that.....

[herb0001]

Not bad. There are too many Bush parodies about there, so I expected this to be poor, but it was actually quite funny and well-made.

The only problem is, of course, that Home on the Range is the state song of Kansas, not of Texas. But that's just me being pedantic. :-)

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Don't tell anyone, but we knew that. But since Bush probably didn't know it, we figured we could use the song and get away with it. Apologies were already conveyed to Kathleen Sibelius.

Thanks for the positive review!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Watch for our upcoming "Bush exit strategy video." We know it before he does (it was easy: we read the NSA transcripts of Dick Cheney's phone calls, since Ol' Dick forgot to exclude himself when he told them to listen in on everybody).

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Now, near (not near enough, we know) the end of the Bush era, and he has spent so much of that political capital he said he would spend after the 2004 election (actually spent ten times what he had, in keeping with his general budgetary policies) has anything really changed since we made this video? That is, other than the budget deficit requiring the schoolroom scene to be adjusted to "5+5=2."

[thefreedomtoastcom]

We suggest waiting until January 21, 2009 for such suggestions, and then only if a Democrat wins the White House (and is allowed to take office this time!). Making such suggestions until then might get you a free (but involuntary) trip to the one part of Cuba where the Castro brothers do not get to smoke cigars. Phone conversations for the duration should be limited to discussion of recipes for vegetarian lasagna, too (just to be on the safe side).

[URhnsi35]

This is so accurate in fact it'll prbably be used as an educational video in the near future on the suject of 'Bush- one of the God's calamities'.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

It turned out to be little TOO accurate for comfort!

[Canichenoir]

This is accurate

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Well, people, it took a little longer than we expected, but we finally finished our new video, The Twelve Debates of Christmas. Check it out. You may recognize a candidate or two. Then again, maybe not.....

[thefreedomtoastcom]

As Americans, we laugh, too, but it still hurts!

[MeoCaroline]

Haha, good stuff! I just LoL'd. He's a joke over in Australia, too!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Glad you liked it! One year on, he still hasn't changed much, and can still do some damage even if he's out of here in 14 months. As for his potential successors, check back with us in 2 weeks or so. We have our new one almost ready: The Twelve Debates of Christmas.

[aicheyearaem]

Bemusement and despair brought me to tears.

[MikeyWaysGurl13]

ROFLMAO!!! ROFLMAO!! This is friggin hilarious!

[ryanv414]

that was full of funny things that I can't describe. Very funny video.

[terraceterra]

funny. I have no respect for the president or his administration.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Thanks! We usually measure impact by angry comments from the lunatic right, but we're not opposed to some friendly notes as well! Be on the lookout for the next one: The Twelve Debates of Christmas. Due out mid-November, if stuff goes according to schedule. Now, we realize that that is about as likely as Sandra Day O'Connor apologizing in public for Bush v. Gore, but we're asking for a temporary suspension of Murphy's Law all the same.

[waltri65536]

This is the funniest song I have heard in many years. This competely defines the far right. The video images are right to the point, the pun on right is intended!!!!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Actually, it's just O'Reilly's face pasted onto Ted Nugent. Basically two birds of the same feather, except that Nugent doesn't wear a tie to work.

[weirdAl94]

papa Bear naked and playing the guiter GROSS!

[prisoner5]

Satire and comedy, good 'un.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

We weren't aware that there were twenty million people out there with taste that poor.......

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Respect, like a salary, must be earned.

We're still waiting, but we are very patient.

[ScottFaulkenberry]

have some respect for the president

[konopelli]

fuck him, and you, too, cully

[leverentz]

shows how much YOU know about the issues. Lame...

[LUGGEDTHUG]

BUSH is the MOST evil man on this planet. He will be finished come 1 20 2009......may he rot in Crawford Texas. May he rot as the stinking piece of filthy scum that he is.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

And yet, there still are people who believe just that. Both of them were interviewed on CNN yesterday.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Ron Paul of Texas has proposed limiting Bush's power to act single-handedly on Iran, which proves that it is not against some law of nature for Republicans to possess some common sense. This is a welcome refuting of many theories about them that have been bolstered by years of the words and actions of the current adminstration. As to whether Rep. Paul's thoughts echo current mainstream Republican thinking, or rather a tiny fringe group of the party--that is another question entirely.

[kevin29chev]

We are increasingly empowering the federal

government and its agents to run our lives.

Is America becoming a police state?

"American Freedom Agenda"

Ron Paul '08

[lesterburris]

This is absolutely ignorant. Apparently guns, religion, and offense against terrorism are evil things. If the country consisted of a majority of people with this line of thinking, its end would be near.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Guns, religion and opposition to terrorism are by no means evil things in and of themselves. People who misuse them and abuse them are, and are legitimate objects for commentary, even commentary that is deemed ignorant is the eyes of some.

[mipian]

Lying us into war was an evil thing. Killing thousands of innocent people to promote PNAC is an evil thing.  Believing that bush is doing right by our country is a stupid thing.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

xoxo--A good friend of ours sang this, as well as some of the other voices on the Freedom Toast CDs. He is an amazing voice mimic, and does a wicked Tony Blair as well. He will be on our next CDs, as well.

[TerryT1976]

HILARIOUS!

[xoxo3456]

can someone tell me who is the origanal singer of the song???

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Karl Rove in a tong doing heavy metal? Ugh, that's one for Quentin Tarantino. We're into humor, not horror movies! Condi was our Bushalike doing some improv on the song and our video artist going with the flow. We make this stuff up as we go along, sorta like Bush and his military strategy..

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Well, thank you for that! We are pleased to see a friendly comment from a Republican with a sense of humor. As Democrats, we feel a special obligation to protect endangered species!

[spppring]

Instant classic! Destined for 7th grade music classes all across this great nation!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

What gave it away?

[KittenKicker1]

everything.

[KittenKicker1]

LOL! The real Bush!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

We're flattered that someone still remembers that song. It's the first thing we ever tried to record, and Stevie Goodman's estate still refuses us permission to release it on a CD. Also, we don't see how we could give the people there anything that would do justice to what they have suffered. Thanks for the idea, though!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

OK, we ARE thinking about a second video. Anyone familiar with our CDs have a suggestion as to which one we should do? Or maybe a new one?

[macfolk]

I would suggest Spirit of New Orleans (if you're up for something serious)

[Joannegmurphy]

Marvelously inventive. Nice touch with Condi on the piano.

Karl Rove in a thong doing a heavy metal number---there's a gross out thought.

[PeterGay]

Bravo! A standing ovation!!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

We're looking into it!

[Sylocat]

Encore, encore!

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Thanks for that. We try to remember that the smile is

mightier than the frown.

[Truthseeker37]

Thanks for the good laugh. Very nice job.

[Argantonis]

Cantaloupes? That's gay.

[thefreedomtoastcom]

Really? We had no idea. Tell us another melon that rhymes with antelope, and we'll consider re-recording it.

[lvillecards]

Exquisite

[libbietoo]

Perfect IQ of Bush

[thefreedomtoastcom]

We know. It was composed by a Kansan. But we somehow couldn't see using "The Yellow Rose of Texas," and "The Eyes of Texas" are usually on the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders these days. The Freedom toast asks the kind indulgence of all Kansans, and we promise not to do a song about Kathleen Sibelius to the tune of "The Streets of Laredo."

[publicenemy1942]

funny. but home on the range is the kansas state song.

[latranquilogrl28]

I just luv it. Bush in his own element lol

[WritingIsMyReligion]

LMFAO. This is terrific. Two thumbs up!