Vote Republican Because Jesus Hates Democrats

[SkateHardBailHard]

Jesus was a Socialist, not a Capitalist.

[NotSuchAnEvilBunny]

@SkateHardBailHard Jesus was a fictional character, not a real life person so basically who cares. Would you like to dissect luke skywalkers political leans as well? The "son" of god refereed to the sun, as the ancients knew it brought life and hence they worshiped the "sun god"

[hunchbacked]

Jesus doesn't give it the slightest fuck.

[Livinggreen100]

so true, so true.

[ivanovsd]

Republican and democrats are all the same and the sooner we realise this the better, they all serve one purpose and it's not the good of man kind, as Lewis Black said those pricks work together

[GrafitiWall]

i thought jesus was an anarchist

not sure overall

[hunchbacked]

@GrafitiWall

The communists say Jesus was a communist (didn't he say "Share your wealth with the poor"), the capitalists say Jesus was a capitalist (didn't he say "give back to caesar what belongs to caesar"), the homosexuals say Jesus was gay (wasn't he with a company of men, his disciples), the anarchists say Jesus was an anarchist (it's as an anarchist, a trouble maker, that he was crucified).

[hunchbacked]

@GrafitiWall

Tthe water skiers say Jesus was a water skier (didn't he walk on the water), the bakers say he has an expert in bakery (didn't he multiply breads), the advertizers say he invented advertizing (didn't he make public speeches to praise his message), and I don't know who he really was!

[MageIanBorthwick]

We all know that Conservatives have a huge fear center in their brains...of course they make decisions like Special Ed kids.

[DarkGalerun]

Republican = Retard

[blackyblackblack505]

I'd love to play chess or poker against a right winger. Simpleton shoot-from-the-hip mentalities never win. They just don't have the intelligence to think through the end game.Thank god Obama does.

[mtinch7]

@blackyblackblack505 you are blinded by the liberal media. Obama is worse than bush was in his second term (i think he just didnt care anymore and got tired of the politics). The US has had greater success with a republican in office, don't believe me? do some research and whether you like it or not you will come up with the same results

[MrTabby5000]

we won the house back,liberals,haha.obama will be impeached.

[HoGraz]

@MrTabby5000 Impeached wow. You guys are ok with TOTAL breach of civil liberties and the president declaring himself king for 8 years, above the law. Then he kills over a million Iraqis in a total hoax of a war and you guys think this guy should be impeached just cause he did a bailout, and a healthcare bill to fix the huge mess Bush left. Sure things he's done are questionable but you have to dig unless you're a tea partier who thinks low taxes are the only thing to freedom.

[MrTabby5000]

@HoGraz

Bush was protecting us form the iraqi terrorists,maybe if your boy bill clinton got bin ladin in iraq,Bush would have never have to go to war with them.

When the baby killing liberals took the house and senate in 06,that is when things went bad,Bush had nothing to do with it.

These are facts.

[HoGraz]

@MrTabby5000 Ok the only facts you said were who was in the house and senate in 06. Bill Clinton was a Blue Dog and did stuff I didn't like even though after Bush ruining the country he seems like a super hero. Sure there was talk about crap in iraq even then, but there were even conservatives who wrote for the Heritage Foundation who said it was a bunch of bull. Why do you guys use that baby killer crap sometimes? Roe V Wade was enacted under Gerald Ford's admin and was supported by Reagan.

[HoGraz]

@MrTabby5000 Are you still pretending Bin Laden was in cahoots with Sadam Hussein? That's a proven logical fallacy. I can understand the shock and dismay behiind 911 but a lot of people were so gung ho that it was 'you're either for us or for the terrorists!"

[MrTabby5000]

@HoGraz

Iraq was full of terrorists.

[HoGraz]

@MrTabby5000 You gotta have something better than that dude.

[MrTabby5000]

@HoGraz

Its the truth.

[HoGraz]

@MrTabby5000 Well show me how it is. You had some other stuff that didn't sound ridiculous.

[NotSuchAnEvilBunny]

@MrTabby5000 Not so full as it was, the US pulled back a decent size of it's physical presence in the country. They left a very lovely fortress behind though, just a touch smaller then Vatican city.

[HopeForPeaceNow]

cont... "If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that?

Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect" Matt 5

"Jesus does hate baby killing, pot head, queer and koran loving Demon-crats DuH!" you

Your belief that Jesus HATES is proof that you are in error. Along with the rest of the "Republican jesus" lovers.

[HopeForPeaceNow]

"“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. " (cont)

[astroman30]

Republicans and Democrats: Not much of a difference.

[sweetbilly]

Jesus does hate baby killing, pot head, queer and koran loving Demon-crats DuH!

[Janetvdl]

Right wingers are a joke. I mean seriously. The things they bitch about is insane. Stupid doesn't even begin to describe them

[FloridaDems]

Republicans only scare people into voting for them. Thats why George. W. Bush was elected president.

[8sblack]

@DarkGalerun

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[dancthegr]

Jesus is actually liberal

by the way i am not playing the devil's advocate

[JuanOfaKind88]

@dancthegr A long haired, bushy bearded guy who rarely, if ever, took a shower...wore sandals all the time, walked on water and preached "love" and "peace".....sounds like a liberal hippie to me. Oh and he invented Communism.

[robinhoodOO7]

@JuanOfaKind88

Also said things like the rich will never enter the kingdom of heaven (like a camel through the eye of a needle); give unto Ceasar what is Ceasars; said Love your neighbor and promoted peace; hung out with prostitutes and the poor; healed the sick; shared food with the poor and starving; went to jail multiple times for his values; etc., etc., etc.

Jesus was the first liberal.....

[JuanOfaKind88]

@robinhoodOO7 He sure was! that Jesus, what a guy, If he were alive today I'd buy him a glass of water...I mean after all he can turn it into wine...much cheaper that way!

[robinhoodOO7]

@JuanOfaKind88

The least we could do!

[missmidnightroses]

@jrhd00d84 maybe some christians do not agree with the democrat belief that killing innocent babies is ok.

[jrhd00d84]

Republicans have no christian values. They care about corporations not the poor. They don't believe that health care is a right. They talk about lowering taxes (on the rich) constantly. Jesus said render to Caesar. They believe war is the answer for everything. They profit from war and the death of our soldiers. They lied to us about 9/11 and the reasons for going to war in Iraq. How can any christian vote democrat?

[wenrhead]

@jrhd00d84 haha i'll never know how republicans claim to be christians while acting as un-christ-like as possible. the Bible clearly depicts Jesus as a liberal and would Jesus own a gun and go to war with any country that has oil AND give tax cuts to the rich while leaving poor and middle class to suffer? i think not!

[DrMinParaguay]

@wenrhead You have no idea what the Bible says Jesus said if you do not have a sword sell your cloak and buy one. But then they didn't tell you that in public school did they?

[NotSuchAnEvilBunny]

@jrhd00d84 Wait you mean giving away billions of dollars to the most profitable industry to ever exist tax payer hand outs while simultaneously cutting heating oil assistance for the poor due to budget restraints is not a christian value? Course you can vote for the other guy though policy never changes, just the tool at the podium reading his lines. Voting is only meant to give u the appearance of choice ur elites know the bewildered herd cant be trusted to make decisions

[GrafitiWall]

since when did jesus say 'i hate democrats'?

[LEFT4BASS]

The greatest leaders in our countries history were republican or federalist not democrat.

[VIadimirMakarov]

@LEFT4BASS remember what happened after the depression? people that were democrats became republican. and republicans became Democrats. If you don't believe me google it. Our school teaches this

[dac8555]

terrorists..what a joke. More poeple are hit by lightning than are effected by terrorists in the US. Even on a global scale, the same number of people killed by terrorism is the same number that drown in bathtubs. Lets shut everything down over THAT. what crap. Im not scared of those cooks.

[Windwalker57]

Thats hilarious! and to think that there are actually people who will take that seriously ha ah ohhh.......

[Poolerirish]

jesus was an anarchist, go fuck yourselves all you homophobic, racist, fascist pricks

[NuovoPiero]

@Poolerirish I feel your emotion. And I agree with you to a point. The historic person Jesus of Nazareth was a pacifist socialist. He was not an anarchist. He refused, repeatedly, to condemn Rome's power. But, yes. Republicans are homophobic, racist, pricks.

[InstaKill001]

vote republican

[highwater03]

@InstaKill001

lol

[namtesyalp]

JESUS does not hate democrats but they seem to hate him.Democrats mock him,mock like unless it is to keep a death row murderer of children alvie,want gay perverts to marry,against prayer,etc

[perleatsworld]

Jesus affirmed a gay couple *cough* *cough*

[highwater03]

@namtesyalp

Spoken like a true Republican.

[AverageNegro]

Kill the colored people.

[highwater03]

@AverageNegro

lol, another true Republican. lol

[novoneiro]

Look how republicans use fear and hate to get what they want. They are the devil.

[DrMinParaguay]

@novoneiro Look how pc leftist idiots use lies and and play off of the ignorance of the average joe to get what they want!

[Janetvdl]

@DrMinParaguay Hey dumbass, that's EXACTLY what the right does

[Boudiga]

@novoneiro Because their own merits and decency wouldn't add up. LOL

[dancthegr]

@novoneiro Thankyou at least someone can see through the red white and blue

[mtinch7]

@novoneiro You liberal SOB lol. Obviously the socialist that we call president isnt working. Ronald Reagan-Perhaps the best president of all time was a republican. You know how he fixed the economy? Reaganomics- Tax cuts. Guess what? it worked

[novoneiro]

@mtinch7 Ronald Reagan's former budget director David Stockman (the architect of Republican Reaganomics) is admiting that huge tax cuts for the rich was an experiment that did not work. He now calls it the "big lie." Indeed, all that we get when the RepubliCons are in power is huge deficits and a dissapearing middle-class.,,you Republitard SOB.lol

[mtinch7]

@novoneiro But, tax cuts across the board did work. All we get with a Marxist (i.e. Obama) in office is.....more welfare, crappy healthcare bills, lies, deceit, and a douche that doesn't know what he's doing in office that pisses EVERYONE off as he tries to please everybody at the same time. Things didn't really go bad until 2006 when the democrats took senate. Bush made some bad decisions, i know, but overall the deficit wasn't solely his fault. Overall, Bush>Obama

[novoneiro]

@mtinch7 Ohh so dems are the ones lying and deceiving? wow, because i thought you guys invented that! "crappy healthcare bills"? So it was ok that the corporate deathpanels were bankrupting people and sending them to their deaths? so things didnt go bad until 2006 because dems were in the senate?! hahaaa! and the deficit wasnt bush's fault?? what about bush 1 and reagan? when clinton was in office we had a SURPLUS! I would say give me a brake but then you wouldnt be so funny.

[mtinch7]

@novoneiro clinton was smart and chose a great cabintet, he was too busy getting his dick sucked to know what was going on. Reagan pulled us out of the deficit. Bush 2 did a great job in his first term and half of his second (nobody can deny that). 0bama = Marxist.  He is also a liar. He repeatedly stated (until a couple of days ago) that people would be able to keep their own doctor and plan under 0bamacare. Guess what? He now admits this was not true. He's incompetent and dangerous.

[novoneiro]

@mtinch7 Hahaaa!! XD Reagan pulled us out of the deficit?! Who told you that? Fox News? or liar Limbaugh?! What Reagan did do was raid the s.security fund to help pay for his deficit but he never paid it off. The deficit rose, wages declined, and taxes on the middleclass actually raised because of his deduction eliminations. You know what mtinch?... you are clearly just another uninformed dittohead. Im done with you, but feel free to visit my blog at thetempestuousnemesis to learn more.

[mtinch7]

@novoneiro Alrighty, i was getting tired of it also, neither of us will change each other's beliefs so lets agree to disagree, I'm just fed up with Obama right now. He singlehandedly destroyed the GOP on national television and im pissed off. I'll make sure to check out your blog.

[GuyFawkes501]

@mtinch7 I just wanted to mention to you that if we did have free healthcare, you can still choose to use private insurance instead, like in Europe.

[mtinch7]

@GuyFawkes501 Obama admitted that the private insurance thing was a lie, do your research before making claims.

[GuyFawkes501]

@mtinch7 I'm not talking about Obama's system, I'm talking about a better one.

[mtinch7]

@GuyFawkes501 I'm not gonna pay so some deadbeat can recover from his overdose with my tax dollars

[GuyFawkes501]

@mtinch7 Deadbeats aren't the only ones who would be using the system, mind you.

[AntiYouist]

@novoneiro Neurological studies show conservative mind processes fear much better then free thinking people.

[OrganNLou]

@AntiYouist This is because they HATE EVERYTHING!

[AntiYouist]

@OrganNLou More accurately they are AFRAID of everythingthing. These are the people who think gay marriage will result in the fall of society.

[sh9683]

@AntiYouist it would! think about it, homosexual marriage is the cause of aids, (death) can't reproduce, (lower population). if everyone thought gay was ok we would not be here today, males don't go with males, males are meant to go with females, how God made us!

[mavrek47]

REAL REPUBLICON STIMULUS:

~ W & SCARAH FAILIN: Each Want 1% of Scare-Crow's Brain

~ CHENEY: Keep unilateral Govt Contracts & Face Shootings Legal

~ NITT-WITT-MITT ROMNEY: Continue to flip-flop on ALL GOP Issues

~ BOEHNER: Buy a More REALISTIC Color of Face-Tan Spray

~ BAN COULTER: Get Adams-Apple Removed ASAP

~ FLUSH DIMBAUGH: A lifetime prescription for Oxy-Codone

~ CRAIG: Continue foot-tapping in mens-rooms with a "Wide-Stance"

~ FOLEY: Continue e-mail with TEEN Boys

R.I.P. GOP Dumb-Shits!

[BHavasu86]

Jesus hates democrats...hmmm. So you are saying Jesus isn't above hatred. That the devil has a hold on him.

Hate is the devil's domain.

When you hate someone, you don't want them to die, you want them to suffer. You find joy in their pain. You want their every breath to be a hell for them.

No, Jesus doesn't hate democrats or anyone, because Jesus is above hatred.

Hate is a sin.

[soterios11]

well, yah, that's the joke.

[bc777isbt]

Most democrats support gay marriage do you thing GOD is happy with that no that ENRAGES him. Vote republican the moral values of life are better of course if your a believer. =) If not hey that's your choice and you'll regret that. Back in the day rape and robbery was RARE look at society today its filled with evil see a pattern....????

[novoneiro]

Haaaahaaaa! Rape and robbery was rare? Or is the population and news outlets growing. At least the Gays are not filled with hate. The people who hate are the ones who will end up in hell.

[bc777isbt]

population growth doesnt matter thats why they dont show racial crime statistics to the pubic because some races crime rates are farrrrrr below others. keep watching the news and listening to evil ways... gay marriage im totally against btw.

[novoneiro]

They dont show crime statistics to the "pubic". Lol. You CONservatives are both hillarious and evil.

[ImEuanAndIGotsSkeelz]

if god is omnipotent and omni powerful why is there suffering in the world.

[Jarut195]

doesn't voterepublican2012 kinda sound like Hitler when he first started gaining power?

[ACeast4321]

fuck you conservatives...you racist ignorant idiots who deny the truth and try to create aristocracy with fear and religion.i hate you all

[AnnaTykes]

Rofl.. Drives a Volvo.

[VoteRepublican2012]

REFORM. PROSPERITY. PEACE.

Together we can rebuild our economy and strengthen our national security. This is our country and it's up to us to fix it. The future is in our hands, lets build a positive tomorrow, starting today!

The future is up to YOU.

Vote Republican in 2010 & 2012

[AcrylicOnion]

its not about democrat or republican

ITS ABOUT NOT ELECTING AN IDIOT, OR A LIAR.

[MissMaika]

Leave Jesus alone !!

[pxlpsh]

Got a secret to tell you. (looks around) Jesus is a tool used to keep you all in line. He does not and never has existed.

[slayerman89]

You dumbass. It's been proven many times over that Jesus existed and was crucified yadda yadda. What you are TRYING to debate is the idea that he had magical powers.

[chocomeerkat]

Jesus didn't like rich people. He said they have as much chance of getting into heaven as a fat man getting threw the eye of a needle. He also said 'Give to Ceaser what is Ceasers and to God what is Gods. In other words, 'Stop whining, stop expecting people to feel sorry for you and pay your freaking taxes!'

[incorruptablecrown]

Jesus loves rich people as much as poor people. Don't forget he was friends with tax collectors, etc. He just points out the obvious - people who think they have got it all together are dillusional and people who use, abuse, distort and oppress will be judged accordingly. It was Ceasar's money. That's what his imprint was on. God's imprint is on humanity. Ceaser oppressed, God loves. In effect, 'this Empire's reign is trivial'. A radical, dangerous suggestion. I suggest the same to the USA

[1rscott]

What Would Jesus Do,1st he would befreind you.2nd he would heal the sick 3rd he would feed the poor 4th he would would stand aganst oppresion and descrimanation 5th he'd let you worthless mothfuckers betray and crucify him

6th not only would he forget the whole thing he'd forgive anything else you self absorbed assholes did.Now that thats outa the way ,I voted republican just to fuck with you,JC also said "paybacks a motherfucker"

[tinkernator]

haha  - brilliant

[YellowTexasRose90]

really funny....ehahahahaeh.

[deec269]

The Constitutional Party is the only way to vote.Pick one of those candidates. But do it!. We need a March on Washington and a removal of this "government". "We The People for The People" That's us Folks. Let's get something going .THERE'S NO TIME LEFT Start writing to Ron Paul and get him back in the Race .We may not ever have another chance.Dr. Paul's address:

Congressman Ron Paul

837 West Plantation Drive

Clute, Texas 77531

DO IT-NOW

Your Life,Your Family,Your Country,YOUR CONSTITUTION!

[cfonfire]

Furthermore, Jesus doesn't hate anybody.

[cfonfire]

Maybe if you turned the page from the old testament to the new testament, you'd find that Jesus was a democrat.

[TheSunAlsoRises1987]

Jesus is above politics, but the party that is closest to his values would be the conservative Republicans.

[thehellofrussia]

jesus is above ur ass,bithc

fuck u and jesus

long live russia...long live the revolution

long live the KGB secret agents

[seemik89]

thehellofrussia did putin molest u? go boy uncle putin is waiting

[localhost008]

Heal the sick.

Feed the poor.

"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven." Matthew (19:24)

OMG!

Jesus Christ- A fucking Socialist!

[meister4444]

Right so, let's just all vote democrat and get a socialist like Hilary Clinton or Obama and then we can really enjoy an Orwellian Society!

[localhost008]

George Orwell promoted Democratic Socialism as did Einstein (look it up). Bad inference there buddy.

[cfonfire]

Well sir, I think you are right. Jesus wanted us to respect each other and ignore fools who didn't listen.

[Carpediem77777]

Jesus is neither Democrat or Republican. Any side who thinks otherwise is missing the point of Jesus teachings.

[Fekona]

anyone that forgets this is a Parody is missing the point...

[Carpediem77777]

Forget or believe? I'm gonna assume your not 2000 years old to know this for certain. You have to go on some faith yourself that it is a Parody. If it was a Parody as you say, guess it can be put down as the best Parody ever in history to have lasted this long. You make a good point though, just don't believe it as you do. Not going to say your right or wrong. Cause who am I to say.

[sbs10305]

well its better than being a sucky money blowing republican that doesnt care if anyone eles suffers

[cfonfire]

Right, because Jesus endorses war, and didn't tell anybody to feed the poor. And, of course,he had to see an insurance card before healing the blind.

[ItalianDude88Returns]

"is that jesus?"

"its the ozone hole"

hahahahahaha!!!

[iheartzombies138]

jesus can't hate. he's not real.

[worldfest]

never read the bible than

[Goshokmeta]

do you trust everything you read.

[worldfest]

What? huh?

[rahulk552008]

what puzzles me is why there are still muslims who hate freedom but still live in our free country.

[MuffinCupid]

You are obviously one of the ignorant republicans.

Sheesh.

[Goshokmeta]

don't worry, keep on trying,

one day when you get out your narrow shell of stereotypes you'll start understanding ...staff

[codylubrano]

that's funny there still calling it the war on terror. terrorism dosen't end just cause you win a war thats why its pointless and thats funny that the republicans think there all good and God is on there side to tell the truth I am Democratic and i am christain however the republicans act like such good people when they aren't and then they pull the abortion card and there stupid enough to believe that they can get rid of it there fucking idiot's please be smart when you vote.

vote Democratic

[jpbalkenende]

Was this a serious ad? America is so hilarious sometimes.

[evenshadow]

hahhahah religious zealots

[Jawsh196]

"Because Jesus hates democrats"? wtf?

Does religion have to ruin everything?

[MyRedBed27]

The only person I would vote for is "GOD" When you vote for evil,expect evil in return. This video is useless. Jesus hates no one.

[cslotterback1]

crashing like a $300 dell.... ROFL

[krazeekooladam]

Those that control the government are demonic.

[huts68]

Excellent 'tweaking'!

[christianroots]

Vote for Jesus Christ 08. Write in Vote.

[hotie22boy]

I'm a Republican and I will vote for Obama. McCain and the neocons have destroyed the Republican party. It's over. Obama will win.

[smarthomeloans]

Moveon.out

When President Obama turns the economy and war around for the American people, those of you who are against him can send you share to PO BOX BUSH in HELL, REVELATIONS,CHENEY 666

We surely don't want you have enjoy the fruits of his labor. There's an idiot born everyday.

[soychidoese]

lol.... ouch...

[Ordbrukaren]

vote quimby

[timmyblaze]

Repukelicans are the biggest jokesters.

Thank God GWB ran their party into the ground never to return. Finally, after 8 years, we'll be returning to normalcy, not starting WW3 by way of Israel. THANK YOU GWB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seankolker]

Republicans have done a horrible job of running this country.

1. layoffs and job cuts are up (however big company ceos make what the "peeons" make in a year or 2 in 1 hour/day) sickening if you vote republican and middle class.

2. The ecomomy is shit,come on people we all see it,70-80 percent off to get the "peeons" to buy.

3. prolife has turned into a fight over "stemcells" not actual human beings

Consevatives favor the rich.liberls fight for everything-sometimes their paychecks.

[ConserveCompassion]

Jesus hates you, yes he does, 'cause the Bible tells me so!!!

[eye42ball]

OBAMA 08 mother fucker

fuck Republicans

fuck conservatives

pro choice

pro gay marriage

pro stem cell research

[cgon644]

LOL. It is a shame that it is true. Vote Democrat this election.

[GoldwaterB]

Terrorific! (Nicely done)

[fauxfoto]

The sad thing is.. that probably was meant to be serious. I like your version better though.

[azooozq8]

theyve got my vote

[rumragget]

and if that doesn't get the swing vote, I don't know what will! nice "Tweaks" btw. roflmmfaoweabopc

[btmilner]

god bless america!

[Yourfriendfromiran]

(1)Nukes are bad.

(2)A country that uses nukes is truely evil and bad

(3)America is the only country in history to have ever used nukes.

(C)America is the only truely evil and bad country throughout all history.

[Smacklug]

Okay that makes sense you fucking idiot

[seankolker]

yah right

[hannahsworld999]

lol!!!

[AdamqK]

L, as they say, MAO

[jafargholikhan]

How amusing!!! Good job!!!