No Kitty This Is My Pot Pie

[neji161718]

why do people have to repeat every word? is fucking stupid

[SOCCERISAWESOME174]

mom the kitties being a dildo!

[the420bluntkid]

@pineapplefun1011 what are you, 12? his mom is a whore..think about it

[Ignore14]

@pineapplefun1011 the cat is being a dildo. she wants the cat in her bed so she can dildo fuck herself.

[MIKEA61989]

@pineapplefun1011 How the hell did you get to this video if you don't get the South Park humor?

[stevenmann9]

mom kittys bein a dildo

[kellyberry]

no wonder hes so fat all those pot pies

[TheEternalKhaos]

OH i get the joke at the end.....

[Rory67896]

dildo?...

[lilsingingsensation]

i never got that last joke..until i read the top comment...then i was very very disturbed

[teddygirl15100]

im not sure cats can be dildo's bt htis is south park soooo...........

[Paragon2XP]

This is my pot peeeeh!!!

[Rory67896]

@Paragon2XP Thats Says Pee :O

[keyboardwarrior911]

wat

[MusicNightStep]

I did this once with my cat

[missvideogamelover]

for some reason I can hear Cartman saying "No Kenny these are my cheesy poofs" xD

[pineapplefun1011]

Nouh kittuh dis is mahi pout pieh

[Tsamsiyu1]

No kitteh this is my pot pie! NO KITTEH!!! It's myyyy pot piiiieee!

[historyghosthunters]

whos the girl in the frame it always bothers me

[vargas4211]

Why does that cats face look like a huge butt...?

[BRADGSTAR11]

mum kitty being a dildo well i no a sertan kitty who sleeping with mummy to night classic !!!!!

[TheGantos119]

She is gonna stick the kitty up here (you know. ~_~)

[ookamikaza3]

MOM KITTYS BEIN A DILDO! LOL

[giobbistar21]

Oh my god. I now get this. Cartman's mother is THAT much of a slut?

[greenpopper38]

@giobbistar21 yup.

[KimJunia209]

@giobbistar21 yes

[GingaGirl86]

It took me years to finally get the joke at the end......

[MrAssassin1111111111]

@GingaGirl86 Ohhh dnt feel bad i was real young when i first watched this lol

[Darkphoenix2011]

@MrAssassin1111111111 And that's why it's not recommended for children cuz first that's stuff they don't need to know quite yet :3 and 2 you won't get the joke cuz well you don't know what each thing is or means lol

[MrAssassin1111111111]

@Darkphoenix2011 yea i know but im way older know

[scottpilgremvsdepie]

I know do many people hate the old episodes but for some reason I like the older episodes better than the new ones

[13east13raly]

35 people didn't sleep with kitty last night

[epidemic1234567890]

The older ones are the funniest to me.

[Beyonceheat1]

this was uploaded on my b day i luv this video!!

[illinibballin7]

This sounds and looks like it was filmed with a toaster, fuck u

[xThemalemodelsx]

Back when South Park made fun of the world in general. Beautiful. Miss the good old days!

[looie4000]

@TheGantos I was thinking the same thing too. Eric's mom is hella horny. She would fuck anything wit legs

[calldutyfan123]

This looks old

[compo9919]

@calldutyfan123 Because it is...

[xThemalemodelsx]

@calldutyfan123 1997

[SavieGirl18200]

What episode is this from!? x] MUST KNOW ASAP!

[joeywhite00]

@SavieGirl18200 I think it's the 1st one. (Cartman Gets An Anal Probe)

[TheGantos119]

What is she gonna stuff the cat up her muff?

[Dichico21]

Which kitty she talkin bout ;D

[superdoctorwhofanati]

No kitty this is my pot pie! Lol

[vaderhater96]

holy shit, even the cat got scared

[xCraftyHD]

MOM KITTIES BEING A DILDO!!!

[lowlife1502]

Jesus christ! No one cares how young people were when they saw this! Also, if you see understanding this as a big accomplishment, then you are actually not grown up at all.

[MeNotDoIt]

Isn't. I meant isn't

[MeNotDoIt]

@FlySky115 I saw it when I was 9, and Im 10. Yes. We are terrible. I like this advantage. Then again, my mom isn'y shy to give me the talk. I also like that.

[NinjaJ3aum]

... poor kitty xD

[PizzaBrandon8]

35 people are being a dildo

[NatKat921]

@PizzaBrandon8 Well then I know a certain 35 people who'll be sleeping with Mrs. Cartman tonight. ^_^

[HALO85155]

@NatKat921 mah favorite part is in the end which is not on this vid but wen cartman farts and puts the cat on fire like if u agree with mah :D

[bubba56524]

Lol he said she being a didlo and she like ik I certan kitty that's ale lying with mommy tonight

[Alcatrazore]

The end joke isn't the funny part in my opinion, its the whole 'No! Kitty this is Myyy Pot Pie' part that makes me cry with laughter. :P

[Milomia9]

@Alcatrazore The fact that he used dildo as a threat is the funny part.

[Tsamsiyu1]

@Alcatrazore I agree. I could listen to Cartman rant to Kitty about how it's his pot pie but the end just fell flat.

[blaster654]

@attackof101 i dont get it

[mikaylabenson9833]

"MOOOOM KITTIES BEING A DILDO!!"

"well i know a certain kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight"

AGSKLAJSKA I CANT EVEN -le dead- Made mah day!

[mdilo13167]

Category: Science and Technology

[Evehorizon1]

Im 1 month old and I get the joke.

[SuperSessman]

Lololo

[IIdeathway3II]

i dont think thats a mom

[SuperSessman]

Meow. No kitty this is my pot pie. Meow. No kitty that's a bad kitty it's my pot pie.

[ILoveXXRussellcXX]

I understand this joke and i'm 37.

[blakeshake2]

@ILoveXXRussellcXX your point ?

[ILoveXXRussellcXX]

@blakeshake2 penis.

[ParalizaHeart]

I'm 12... and I totally understand the dildo joke! >.<

[TheUnknownMario1]

August 1997.

[1Meepman]

I understand this, and I'm 11. XD

[HaruhiFujiokasTwin]

Neeo Kiheh dis mah po' pah!

[jessandsparrowx]

i looove cartmans accent its soo funny!!!

[TheGamersaurus]

she's a zombie prositute



[INFECTEDSPECIMEN6666]

lol what a whore

[lolita24601]

cartman's mom is crazy.

[megapotato1]

@lolita24601 you know that from experience?

[jadesemiprecious]

@FlySky115 nah i understood the joke when i was nine

[wild1033]

love how he says pie lmao

[KooperParatrooper]

wow this looks dated

[bowserfan158]

im haveing nasty thoughts now

[commanderthire221]

This is my pot pie. Mom kitty is being a dildo. I think by this point everyone was like lmfao.

[commanderthire221]

I got it at 9 to.

[cass521]

If you know what a dildo is Then you would get the joke.

[9476100ParWil]

EPISODE EPISODE EPISODE???!!!!

[MrDjS3RG]

@9476100ParWil Season 1 episode 1 "Cartman gets an anal probe"

[izor245]

LMFAO

[13Bee1]

I'm sixteen, and I JUST got the joke.

[xxlamaxx1]

It's amazing how much and at the same time how little South Park has changed.

[nobodyYuxie46]

@FlySky115 No, it means you're awesome. I got the joke I was ten also.

[videogaminreviews]

guess what? chicken butt!

guess why? CHICKEN POT PIE KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

[Arkaeya]

Oh shit. 666,000 views.

[prayingmantis619]

chuck norris aint got noyhin on me oh shiygtffdyr5655 c 2zayhfdjkgtfbgjughdfrffuucckgy­fdygfysgyfgdsgffuckgr4yurfhyyy­tfuckythfr

[prayingmantis619]

@prayingmantis619 ohh shit he killed me 98 times

[gobblegobble777]

Lol this is the funniest thing I ever seen

[BeccaaMary]

what season and episode??

[Disengage22]

@BeccaaMary Season 1, Episode 1 "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"

[BeccaaMary]

@Disengage22 okay thank you :)

[mouriske]

haah this is so fun!

[crawford76924]

Well I know a kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight lol

[danielanddarren]

and to think....Comedy Central wanted to cut this joke...those bastards

[JustRandomCrapAgain]

Kittys being a fake dick... ??

[MasterChiefBeast93]

sounded like "no kitty bad kitty-- MOM! kitties eating a dildo!

[149CreepingDeath08]

Holy shit I just understood this!

[ska7er96]

@149CreepingDeath08 same here

[PuggleRox1014]

Lol MOM KITTYS BEING A DILDO

[Royaldustcloud]

Tell me wa ta dildo is :D!!

[ItzWurmy]

@Royaldustcloud a fake plastic penis

[Royaldustcloud]

@ItzWurmy ooohhhhh nvm ._.

[aidanyoshi]

@FlySky115 i was like 5 when i saw this xD

[zeldanick1]

@aidanyoshi five i was 3......... thumbs up if you were basicly raised on this show

[aidanyoshi]

33 people gave mr kitty a pot pie

[Blue2630]

Wah?

[515742617000027]

Hairy nigger balls

[Rotor612]

when i first watched this i thought somethin bad was gonna happen to kitteh because of the whooshin sound... prolly the only one who thought that

[FlySky115]

I was 10 when I first saw this, and I understood the joke. Am I terrible?

[Soraman67]

@FlySky115

I understood it at 9.

[Gagaloopony]

@FlySky115 I also first saw this around age 9 or 10. Sadly I did not understand it and repeated it in front of my parents...

[xXDYLYW1LLYXx]

@FlySky115 I am 10

[DailyTerror666]

@FlySky115 every kid knows where the dildo goes

[DannyLrides]

@FlySky115 I didnt understand this when I was 10 haha then I watched it again 5 years later and said "oh" haha

[xXxbribrixXx667]

hahahaha funny=)

[StopHittingMe1000]

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No, Kitty, this is my pot pie

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No Kitty, that's a bad ki-

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: No, Kitty, this is my pot pie! Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!

Cartman's mom: Well, then I know a certain Kitty Kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight

Cartman: O.o

Me:HA!

[Thrall079]

@StopHittingMe1000 Please kill yourself.

[StopHittingMe1000]

@Thrall079 I didn't do shit to you so you fuck off you stupid asshole

[wolfspawn0527]

NO KITTY I DONT HAVE ANYTHING! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP IT KITTY

[umascarlett]

Even the cat was like (..... Wtf)

[kairigirlnaminegirl]

The first episode was a classic!

[AllieLeydig]

did u see the cats face, im crying..

[coolgirl90able]

hahahahahahaha

[l4dgamer132]

the first time i saw this i was like wtf until I saw the episode Cartman's mom is a dirty slut

[InTheMist03200]

If you didn't understand the joke when you first watched this, you were likely too young to watch South Park..

[HiHikariByouga]

@InTheMist03200 indeed, I was like 9 or something? XD

and I didn't find it funny back then. But times have changed, I'm a 14 year old girl in the middle of her puberty and my sense of humor is equal to the average sense of humor of a teenager my age. That means I just fell of my chair laughing xD

[oXTheSkyIsFallingXo]

I might make a real version of this :D Thumbs me up if you want me too?

[nikkitheninjaxx]

no kitty bad kittyNO KITTY

[Eirith]

wow.. i didn't see one original comment on the entire front page.

[megameganization]

33 people are being dildos

[shadyboy969]

llolololl

[rebornlover5161]

dildos are bad, Mmmkay

[felreaverguy]

i never realized what the joke was until now lol

[TREYSAWYER95ISHERE]

@felreaverguy same bruh...... 4 when i saw this episode and im 17 now and the shit makes me laugh every time...... how is that? lol

[NarugaDenka]

@felreaverguy Same here. I'm shocked that I never caught on to it until now.

[ForeignKid97]

33 people are sleeping with mommy tonight...

[Blizzard517]

She just said that she's gonna use the cat as a dildo....thts preeeeettttttttyyyyyyy pretty...it's pretty something mmmmk

[StopForAMinuteNSmile]

@Blizzard517

... that's pretty fucked up, dude xD

[Blue2630]

Milkshakes...

[letmethinkaboutitnow]

haha I am in love with Eric Cartman!!!

[XxmonstahobgobxX]

I dont know hoe you could not get this....

[mrmods582]

moooom kittys being a dildo haha lol

[Keybladezeldaawesome]

Cartman, your mom is on the cover of Crack- Whore magazine! She is not.

[61giggity]

what the fuck

[Blue2630]

Southpark used to be greatness agreed?

[singergurl3211]

lol i <3 the way he used to talk

[nickiminaj12311]

Lol the kid's face at the end was like: What the fuck?? XD

[tammylc3080]

Dildos are bad. Mmmkay

[Ezio13Assassin]

Mom kitty's being a dildo

Well I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with momy ROFL

[HiHikariByouga]

after 4 years, I finally got the joke..

[iMadeline1]

It took me a while to get it and now i get it

[belgiumboyxx]

@iMadeline1 lolzzz

[belgiumboyxx]

mmooooooommm kitty is being a dildo

[kny3twalker]

31 people work for Viacom

[gaaraizallmine]

OH NOW I GET IT -__-" Everytime I watched this I was soo busy laughing a the kitty I didnt get what the mom meant by "sleeping with mommy tonight" xD

[eatmyplis]

@gaaraizallmine lmaoooooooooo me too xD

[NNJG94]

i wouldnt mind being tht cat! please dont judge me

[SarahSweethart]

Ummm... Wat

[undertaker9000ish]

çççç

[IxenBlaze]

The kitty's expression was priceless XD

[13nexter45]

he said no kitty this is my pork pie not pot pie dumb ass

[CallumSk8er]

@13nexter45 nope , no .....................no

[LinksLilLover]

@KEWChamp because the kitty is being a dildo...so she wants to sleep with it....because he's a dildo

[jeniramone1]

meow

[FlameRagius]

I get it... Dildo XD

[kurale10]

THIS IS MAH PUTT PAH