guarded by monkeys

[FredRocksWilma]

freakin brandy is smoookin hot in this!

[875hellfire]

"Sergeant's Daughter": People say "be who you are;" But they really mean; Be what we want you to be; Alas, you can't change history; For I'm an army sergeant's daughter; He went over the water; To run a Korean POW camp; Quick I need a rhyming dictionary; For the word "landfill"; You can wish all you want; That I was what you want me to be; But you can't change history; He brought me up the army way; That's why I pay what I want to pay.

[875hellfire]

Hey Hey Hey you woman of worth You walk down the street with your big fat purse So they call you a woman of worth And give you an expensive purse Hey Hey Hey it's what the guys say And they should know Cuz anything these guys say is what goes Hey hey hey you woman of worth Strutting down the street with you big fat purse Hey Hey Hey there might be a day When the sane take over and make ya'll go away For a permanent vacation On Gitmo Bay 875Hellfire = Hellfire875 glitch sitch

[ZaldeLegaspe3000]

man this album is so damn good...

[hellfire875]

So far us has not caught this midnight rider. A poem to us: Whitey : So they caught Whitey B.; That is part of the plan you see; You can stink me out or heat me out; make my face wrinkle up or make my hair fall out; aren't you the powerful ones; i regret that I have one head of hair, one face, one life to give to my country; So they caught Whitey B.; UnAmerican activities tsk tsk tsk; I'm the daughter of an army Sergeant; Ran a Korean POW camp, see; That means I also know how to have fun.

[hellfire875]

Another poem: HUNGER Gimme some of that monkey meat; Monkey meat is what I want to eat; Simply toasted or deeply french fried, I"ll take two helpings; That ain't no lie; I want to sit under the gorgeous sky; Eating monkey mince meat pie. [capital letters indicate a new line in the poem and title is all in caps]

[hellfire875]

Brave Video. It inspired this little poem: "Ain't no stink like mafia stink. Mafia stink is the stinkiest stink. PU PU Stink stank stunk. Stunk like a skunk in the middle of the road. " The next stanza you just take out "mafia" and insert "family".  Make a song out of it. As a dirty filthy french writer, i just want 10%.

[hellfire875]

Here's a weird coincidence. A while ago, I was out under the tripped out (tricked out? not sure) sun (I stay in all the time now, but I get a sunburn anyhow) and an Asian old lady did something that caused me to say "you pervert". This woman when I was outside was always in my face. The next day, Fukushima happened. The next week an Asian guy made the familiar face when he looked at me. I said "Fukushima" and walked away with my umbrella under the trippy sun.

[hellfire875]

I had a weird dream after watching this important and compelling video. David Lowery invited me over to his house although he was acting somewhat hostile and bizarre. He was with a group of people. I had to sleep in the bathroom although the accouterments were nice. Later Victor Krummenacher appeared. He was friendly. I don't know what this all means especially since I can't carry a tune. Is the video about TI's? If it is not a joke, I'm a TI. Damn the oppressors to hell.

[hellfire875]

Great song. Great performance. In my case I am so ugly I am being guarded by monkeys. That's what they say. They strive to make me uglier in various ways. Why endeavor to make an ugly person more ugly? This seems to be a fruitless and idiotic effort. Anyway cracker keeps me cranked up so I can spend another rowdie day in hell. True artists like Cracker and MOD always seem to be underrated. Bubble gum mafia/family pop seem to stink up the music scene. I think Ford Farelaine agrees.

[XxmonstahobgobxX]

i hope i can illegaly get this song

[WyldStallyynn]

Cracker rocks!

[quaifong]

Love this song!, saw them once, recommend doing so, not just great musicians, not full of themselves, they have fun and see to it the crowd is entertained. In Buffalo they had 2 local bass players while the female bassist went to a wedding. They had us cheer for the better of the 2, I think Cheektowaga beat Toronto there, biased.....maybe. ( both were good)

[bubthunder]

Love your story with this video, David. Good shit.

[am1688]

Cracker is so effing brilliant. When I was in high school, I thought to myself, "Self, you should try to go check out a Cracker concert, since you love them so much." For one reason or another, I didn't see them until 2004, 12 years later. Have seen 5 shows now, and I can tell you for certain, there isn't a better band out there! They're AMAZING!!!

[y0utuve]

nice song i love it!

[tsungvarsky]

My gf is guarded by monkeys

[estherbleu]

beautiful, beautiful song. x

[THX1138hxc]

perhaps this song should be guarded by monkeys!

[badaxeman]

Just brilliant!!!!!! Why is Cracker not a house hold band? they should be as famous as the Beatles!

[ACrackInTheWall2006]

Who's the girl on the bass?

[cashewsoul]

@ACrackInTheWall2006

Her name is Brandy Wood.

[Ms87GN]

great video! thanks for sharing it with us all. .. take care.

[PleiadianTinter]

The Bass Player Lady Rocks!

[PleiadianTinter]

Nothing but the best David and your videos skills are cool and right on point!

[xXShockeyXx]

i fuckin love it!

[etuberalism]

And that mysterious cargo, cain't get enuff.

[etuberalism]

the garbage cans in the park across the street are gaurded by monkeys. I checked inside but it didn't look very interesting. God i love this song.

[etuberalism]

Why didn't someone tell me they were under-selling, i just bought all their albums. ah, shit...

[nbradley318]

One of the most under-rated, under-selling bands out there

[etuberalism]

yeah, but not under-rated by us.. : )

[WeMustBeStopped]

What the hell is a PGP key?

This song/band fucking rocks.

[szepz]

PGP=Pretty Good Privacy. It's a cryptography algorithm that increases email security. If you have somebody's key you can send them encrypted email.

This song/band does so rock. They never travel to the NW, dammit!

[WeMustBeStopped]

Well, of COURSE, that was going to be my next guess.

(Yeah, right..)

(thanks)

[bleedingspade]

This song is orgasmic.

[Philosphes]

gardedbymonkeys is my xbox live gamertag

[deliriousinthepeg]

a hotter song does not exist