HOW TO PASS A DRUG TEST IN 24 HOURS (WORKS)

[HelloRamonaFan]

DUDE! My piss had no result... So they're sending it into the lab.

I AM FUCKED.

See ya $20 an hour... :'(

[PrivatexBong420]

Chill bro, visine does not work anymore, that is a 3rd degree federal offense for tampering with government property. the cranberry stuff works though good shit

[AudacityClan]

Silly bitch, In Canada it's illegal to get drug tests for a job :)

Canada aint so bad now, eh?

[radusmc53]

Here's an idea: don't do weed in the first place. It has many destructive health effects. And is weed really worth not being able to get a job due to a drug test? They want someone who is focused and ready to take on the job, not some trippy, chill pothead.

[nny900]

@radusmc53 weed is destructive for your health? where did you hear that fox news? dont listen to all the propaganda u hear, weed has BARELY anything that hurts your health, worst thing is a little short term memory loss, but it wears off in like 1 week of non-use. learn your shit b4 you claim shit.

[radusmc53]

@nny900 I've educated myself through many certified sites and videos, and the waste of money and health hazards aren't worth it.

[Dwillis1841]

@radusmc53

Don't worry yourself with it. We have many,many ways to get around backward

legislation. I have a great job and have earned the respect of the entire company

and all i touch! I have been smoking for 17 years failed 2 screenings and still have

my job making 86k a year! Not bad for a Trippy Pot Head!!!!!!

[radusmc53]

@Dwillis1841 There's an exception to everything.

[cuppycakesandzombies]

@radusmc53

it actually kills brain cancer cells, it opens a new prospective of thinking, and hospotals have been using it for many treatments.

And what's so wrong with being a chill pothead? I would rather be a chill pothead than a crazy psyho bitch. Some days I'm both. Weed just helps people.

[radusmc53]

@cuppycakesandzombies I'm aware that it can help with treatments, but it has many adverse effects.

[cuppycakesandzombies]

@radusmc53

Like? I would like you to name 5 adverse effects it has.

[GetLikeSmiley27]

@parttimestoners do u kno an effective way to pass a saliva test? Could I use the same methods?

[qwezzie]

@GetLikeSmiley27 just keep mouth clean, lots of altoids(red box) & mouth wash(mint)

[jbmoto87]

this kids an idiot from full time stoner to part time this is the only way to cleanse for thc but will not work in 24 hours it might work for a test a week away and niacin is the next best thing

[PartTimeStoners]

@jbmoto87 hey kid FUCK YOU i did it so i know it works your just a little bitch hater. hope you fail your drug test bitch.

[MultiSpinners]

how long does your system stay clean after you do this

[BaRd3L2]

im scarred as fuk my mom is gunna giv me a drug test tommorow FML

[theGbuisness]

hey dude pull over i'm going to make a video to pass a drug test real quick.

[diablito123]

@theGbuisness

lolol

[nikeboiskaters]

wait does your piss stay clean??? cuz idk when im having my drug test but i need it clean by then let me know asap!

[PacificCircle1]

Best not to take a chance - if you lose, expect to flip burgers!

If employer follows the rules, you won't get a 'heads up' - but if you got nothing to lose, go for it.

Got season layoff, got heads up, self terminated, now it is wait and see what Big Bro does - F..k!!!!!!

[kdpowers]

any people on here who can testify this worked? i got an interview tomorrow but im 5'8 130 and i was a chronic everyday smoker since 5 days ago...test might be in the next 4 days or so

[PuglieseAnthony]

@kdpowers howd the test go? did u get the job?

[NDnation44]

If i do this, will my system be clean again until i smoke again.  Or will it come back after you cleanse for 24 hours?

[YoThisGuyIsCrazy]

Thx for the comments!!! I have to c my PO soon and I'm going to try that stuff out. Wish me luck

[w1nd3xb0y]

man i have a drug test today its only a home drug test but in the past 3 days i've drank 2 96 oz of cranberry juice and over 15 bottles of 16oz waters think i'll pass?

[MAKER6450]

@PartTimeStoners man you might of just got lucky.

how much were you smoking?....daily or just part time like your username.

iv tryed alot of methods and the only one that truely works is to stop smoking weed....it sux but its gota be done.

[PartTimeStoners]

@MAKER6450 your vbery right i may of just gotten lucky but i still passed. i smoke daily i usually get high around 2-4 times a day

[MAKER6450]

@PartTimeStoners what kind of test was it?

was it just one of those "dip scan" things or did it get sent to a lab?

dipscan tests are easy to beat....or trick i should say.

[leakhead666]

yes it works with water, its called dillution or flushing. i would use a half cranberry juice half water mixture, anything to increase pee flow. then just pop a couple b vities before the test and your golden.

[rousemode101]

im gonna drink a cap of bleach,drink like a whole bottle of cranberry juice, and skate my ass off, im good

[w1nd3xb0y]

@rousemode101 noooo don't drink the bleach put it in your piss don't drink it

[chepiner]

@w1nd3xb0y you could take the bleach in a visine bottle in ur pants or put thermal type of wrap around it to stay warm put in tube sock be creative

[1212Mrchristianp]

Does it work the same with water?

[1212Mrchristianp]

Ay dude how much cranberry juice did you drink before the test .!! need to know fast ,really important

[PartTimeStoners]

@1212Mrchristianp i personally drank 3 64 oz bottles and a tiny bit more before the test

[divsionteam100]

@PartTimeStoners did u pass??

[ReeFeRKuSh1488]

i heard if u drink a couple Red Bulls before ur test so that your piss is just the red bull, it will cover up the THC, or you can just get a drink of water " " " hold it in ur mouth and when ur half way done just spit it into the test cup, altho im on UAs with my counciler so he dont stare at my dick while i do it

[PartTimeStoners]

@ReeFeRKuSh1488 it would be hard to hold water in your mouth because most the time you have to talk to someone when you walk into the place and most places like the one i used wont let u wash your hands after wards so it would be hard to get water, i chose cranberry juice because the acidity in it cleans out your system super fast while the cranberry juice covers up the potency of the THC. im not sure on the red bull thing never heard of that.

[PartTimeStoners]

@ReeFeRKuSh1488 they also make sure its 98.6 degrees (normal body temp) and if its not close to there they prob thing you tampered with it and you will have to take the test over again

[PoopInMYCocunut]

thank you soo much dude you just save me 6 months of my time sitting in a room for 20 hours a day! one luv man

[MSzVAzqUEzO7]

dis helped alot i have an interview tomrro so imma have 24 hourss 2 clear dat out, im thick so idk if itll take lonqer tho

[PartTimeStoners]

@MSzVAzqUEzO7 also depends on how fast your metabolism is, i may have just gotten lucky im not positive. i know people who've had many tests and failed them all because they didnt have high metabolism, but anyways good luck on your test! hope you pass!

[MAKER6450]

@MSzVAzqUEzO7 did you pass

[whey80]

alot of water and c-vitamin

[diablito123]

@whey80

i tho it was vitamin B12

[jimmorrison345]

I like how you said lot and lots hahaha

[Imakeplanesboom]

Dude, cigs are bad for you.

[PartTimeStoners]

@Imakeplanesboom yeah but its hard to stop once you've started

[cuppycakesandzombies]

@Imakeplanesboom

your point being? Smokers KNOW that cigarettes are bad for them, but did you ever think that we actually enjoy smoking?

[Imakeplanesboom]

@cuppycakesandzombies Have fun dying a horrible death.

[cuppycakesandzombies]

@Imakeplanesboom

Have fun being an uninformative prick.

[Imakeplanesboom]

@cuppycakesandzombies Where's your degree?